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The costs of some metals are rising high

Pure copper pennies are hard to come by

The cost to mint them is more than they’re worth

New coin collectors are now coming to birth

Flip a penny listen for


That distinctive ring you have scored

Look at the date before 83

Pure copper is golden in your penny

A one cent coin for thoughts in your mind

Melting some of them would be a crime

According to a mandate from the US Mint


Just as we can’t deface bills the BEP Prints

The official word for penny is a cent

The smallest unit of measure of money spent

Because of their metal they are valued more

People want them now more than before 

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Running from my shadow More deep than shallow I cannot get away From it I cannot stray I try so hard to run And it's not just for fun It stays r...

Love Is A Cracked Head Gasket

Baby your as faithful as my '82 Datsun 310 You told me that our love would never end You always said you'd never stop varying for me Your sickening...

Like A Swine Tuned Instrument

An array of hogs was gathered for the amusement of the king Lined up by tonal resonation they were about to feel a sting It would be just a butt pri...

Carpet Bugs

Living in a world beneath most peoples feet In a forest of fibrous strands, microorganisms meet and greet You hope its at a home that no one likes t...

The Rising Of The Baboon

Over all the years some things stay true Fads they come and go, others they stay new Time and time again hobbies never die Though mediocre persever...

Love Was A Cracked Head Gasket

Years ago you became my nemesis Now in matrimony we have an alliance From a midsummer's nightmare to a sweet dream In an ironic twist you are the b...

Maritime Lunacy

In international waters Between Australia and New Zealand There were two Greenpeace protesters One of them a legislature Australian They were ther...

Magnetic Guessing

Booming economy Coming to the valley What draws the people here? A hint is in the 'ears' New stores and shopping More clean and less mopping Gol...

The Song Jason Asked For Me To Write

This is a song for Jason I hope he likes it when it's done He asked Mr. Mark to write it for him To deny hid request would be a sin Nuh uh! Really...

Trash Can Blues

I woke up one morning , I couldn't get out of bed I boxed outside and my hampster was dead I had made up a song, but I had writers block I looked o...

The Silo

Since we don't live in the city Where the buildings scrape the sky We are limited to surroundings That don't quite reach as high Restricted simply...

Megland *Miniature World*

Born in a factory, shipped to store, enclosed in a small box They were the craze of the day, action figures all the way, brand new and untouched Pac...

Mastitis Blues

What? What was that? huh? What Jay, what? I didn't say nothin' Yeah #58 with a hot quarter from hell I got the mastitis blues. What did you say Ja...

Towering Icon

If you look north of downtown You will see the Friendly City's crown It rises high into the sky Its majesty cannot be denied And it's got Old Glor...

Under The Gun

Under the gun, government control Criminal minds, out on parole Under the gun, life on the streets The right to bear arms only for the cheats The...

There's A Law Against Breakin' The Law

Who let Prince Albert out of the can? The guilty ones pride shall keep him humble Scoop up all the money from the wrecked armored van 'Cause of the...

The War Of The Flies

In late spring or early summer The annual invasion begins As the maggots grow restless The wings hatch from their skin An imminent security breach...

Truth, Justice, & The American Way

Sold out under anarchy, dictatorship, oligarchy Equal rights, not the Klan. Under one document stand Truth-tell no lies Justice-criminals fry And t...

Melted Into Shape

Heat put to death it's old shape A ladle couldn't hold it down It's poured into a strong steel frame The crackle of the torches gas Snaps like fir...

Molly McButter

Natural bacon flavor sprinkles Use of this product gives you wrinkles With real bacon and butter It'll make you stutter Molly's fat free, just lik...

Unseen Utilities

Underneath the streets that you drive Rest the Water and Sewer lines Placed there by the locality To provide service for you and me Our tax dollar...

McNamara Trifecta

I know of this man with a strange middle name Appointed, he took a stand He served as secretary of defense Under Kennedy’s and Johnson’s cabinets...

Molten Delight

This melted piece of silver Glows in the day of light It's crevices deliver In molten delight I cannot remember When it was done But looking at...

Verbal Thoughts

Give, a little bit of steel, a little bit of wine, a little more time Nudge, a testimony sworn, a prefabricated horn, a tape measure forlorn Crawl,...

My Dog Billy

This may sound silly, about my dog Billy He's the coolest dog, even in the fog I know what your thinkin', this guy's been drinkin' But take it from...

Weapon Of Honey Production

Breeding bees for sinister deeds Is there more to this than we see? Armies are in their production Of a substance used in corruption Yeah we know...

My Name Is Raul

My name is Raul. I am the king of Norway My name is Stuart. I am the king of Ireland 

Where In The World Am I?

Went to Bejing, there was no king Went to Seattle, there was no cattle Went to Texas, found all my "x"es I wanted to go to Maine, instead I found S...

My Softique Coin

There's not to many things you can purr at or, meow or rub other than a cat My coin is very round and it's softique And when you see it, you'll say...

Witnessing Monetary Infliction

Reserve notes injected into the system The dollar begins its spiral down Politicians begin their inquisition Executor begins to prop its crown Art...

My Friend Creation

I am the creation I am the last born I shall coexist Even when war torn I have what this is about But you don't see Kiyard Pout I have created m...

Why Bother/ Credit Card

A one, A one, A one, two three four, There goes your father Says why do ya bother There's nuthin right today So why didn't you want to pay Whatch...

What Lies Inside

Now we entertain the scenario that we have a huge building But we really don't know what lies inside this big thing I'm sure it's got something to d...

Nation Building RIP

I formed my own nation Once in my backyard I surveyed its boundaries In the ages since kiyard I established my structure Freestanding and pristin...

NROL 21 Eighty Sixed

In low orbit we strike defective satellite Must die in flight this night NROL 21/USA-193 Launched into the atmosphere To remotely sense what we wa...

You Can't Trust This

Satan is a deceiver All he wants to do is lead you into the pit of hell Where you will scream and yell He fools all of you With his lies and alib...

Ode To The Kingpin

A new year would begin at a place of education There is no other one like you in the nation As the Renaissance would come to a close Blind contours...

Overdose On Happy Pills

Life on the farm is very laid back Koil milks the cows, Jay feeds the cats Life is so happy, Skies all around Bills are in the mail, I really like...

P.T.O. Shaft

The power of the metal shaft Is evident in the fields The tractor transfers its power And revolutions yield The working man's necessity It makes...

No Sense Nonsense

I've tried GE, I've tried Tonka But Samsung is the best Just close your eyes and take a breath Snorty is a cannibal who likes to eat pork We like...

Persecuted Season

They fight a useless battle They insist to slander Christ Compulsion of deception Their eyes squint in the Light To hare krishna or buddah these...

Preexisting Condition

Imagine if this tower had existed years ago If it were around during our early wars as a nation Think of the strategic possibilities in tow The tur...

Your Love (PennyWaste)

There was a time when I thought you cared Now the pain from losing you is all I teddy bear I sent you flowers and treated you nice All I got from y...

Poseur

There was a time on Earth When the vilest of all creatures Were the dinosaurs Now, there is another vile creature That stalks Earth This creature...

Operation Kiyard

Kiyard (over and over again) 

Your Love (Penny Waste Revised)

There was a time when I thought that you cared Now the pain from losing you is all that I can bear I sent you flowers and treated you nice All I go...

Pencil Eraser Aftertaste

I've had an interesting experience There was an odd taste in my mouth My palate was some how stimulated And only at a certain location The taste o...

Pungent Man

Take me away to the cleansing place Where the doors of the bathroom are open wide The shower head greets me there My body odor I try to hide Take...

Post Nasal Drip

Spontaneity, wake up with a cold One day healthy, another day old Snort anthahistome with a rubber hose To break up this congestion in my nose As...

Preservation

Impecible revisits to history doomed to repeat it's self Atempts made to steal liberty and redistribute wealth The domino effect of fallen nations...

Puntificating

Does anyone have some corn on the Ty Cobb? What inspired a neat freak to be a slob Can I take a ride in Dave’s Mustang? Does Wolfgang or Jack have...