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you can grow a mustache overnight-down in 02657 you can see the village people everynight-down in 02657 lenny takes his summer vacation-down in 02657 liberace is your neighbor-down in 02657 yeah! 

Hey Tim, lets go talk to Howard. Yeah that's a good idea. Hey Howard, how are you doing? Yeah Howard. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHA You guys are crazy man! Hey Howard, i was breathing oxigen today. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...

al stankus is always on the phone with his bookie al stankus is always on the phone with his bookie al stankus is always on the phone with his bookie al stankus is always on the phone with his bookie he's on the phone to puerto rico he's on the phone to...

Why do you think we throw stuff at you? You own all our CD's- you're gay, you're gay You own all our 7"s- you're gay, you're gay You bought all our t-shirts- you're gay, you're gay You go to all our shows- you're gay, you're gay [Chorus:] All our fans are ga...

Harvey Fierstein told me you guys ruled John Zorn called to tell me you're great The caller ID was from a gay bar You guys fucking suck Any guy who likes you Likes Neurosis and dicks up his ass You think you're so fucking original Gay bars used to be original...

HE LISTENS TO THE FUCKING SMITHS HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE HE WEARS A TRENCHCOAT HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE HE WEARS BLACK TIGHTS HE WRITES POETRY HE WEARS BLACK LIPSTICK UNDER HIS MUSTACHE HE'S GOT A ROLLERCOASTER HAIRCUT HE DYES IT JET BLACK WHEN HIS HAIR IS REALLY BROW...

I know this guy named Howard, and he's bald. And he's got a goatie, but not on his head. He's a really bald guy, bald as bald can get. And I will tell ya, Howard Wulkan, is bald to the bone. B-b-b-b-b-b-b bald, b-b-b-b-b bald, b-b-b-b-b-b bald. Bald...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Howard Wulkan is bald. He's got no hair on his head, because he's bald. 

you have to wear a diaper because you're old [x2] you have to use a wheelchair b.y.o.(because you're old) [x2] you can't remember your kids names b.y.o. [x2] you have to wear dentures b.y.o. [x2] b.y.o.-i hate old people b.y.o.-you're fucking old your kids t...

I like to laugh at retards I like to laugh at cripples I like to make fun of gays I like to beat women I like assuming black people stole something I like assuming Jews jerk off to photos of banks I like assuming Chinese people can't drive I like assuming wom...

big pants, bigger loser [x4] you're such a fucking idiot i want to fucking kill you you want to look just like a nigger so you wear pants 30 times bigger 

[chorus:] bill scott's dumb [x4] you were brought up in a nudist colony and you're also adopted too you wear those gay pink shorts and your dog shits all over the floor [chorus] you,fell down the stairs,and your dog,licked your balls you,have an awesom...

You'd better watch out I own a bank machine You only took out 10 I charged you for 19 I said you better watch out You'd better watch out I' a Jew named Gene I said you better watch out Better look out I said you better look out Oh yeah! Better watch...

you're fucking awesome you're my favorite actor your character is great you fucking rule [chorus:] branscombe richmond [x2] you and lorenzo work great together you've got cool jewelery your hairstyle couldn't be better i wish i was you [chorus] i respect...

You hid on your bus you were afraid of us you couldn't fight me 'cause you're gay you had your roadies save the day Chris Barnes is a faggot You are fucking gay Chris Barnes is a faggot You are a fucking faggot Chris Barnes is a faggot Your breath sm...

shannon hoon,you're dead,kurt cobain,you're dead,jerry garcia,you're dead elton john,you're gay,joe bonni,you're gay,jm j bullock,you're gay bolt thrower,you're dropped,suffocation,you're dropped,napalm death,you're dropped you're deader than sharon t...

you're a bunch of stupid little kids,you wanted to be just like us you're mad because we wouldn't do a split 7" with you,you're mad because we're on a label deche charge are a bunch of fucking losers your favorite drummer is charlie infection,i wanna punch yo...

Pol Pot killed a million of his people Idi Amin ate that many for dinner Papa Doc, his son was even cooler Ross the Boss was in Manowar [Chorus:] Dictators are cool [x2] Mussolini got pissed on by his people Hitler had a Charlie Chaplin mustache Dick Manitob...

You fucking towelhead You wear a towel on your head, you fucking towelhead I hate women, you do too But you have a mustache, you fucking towelhead [Chorus:] Towelhead, towelhead. Towelheaad, you fucking towelhead (x4) It's cool they beat up women when they s...

everyone in allston should be killed that fucking faggot with the gaytee that loser payphone junkie that fucking fag, joe bonni everyone in toxic narcotic 

is that scott and tim,or gilbert and lewis i let them in the band,didn't know that they'd screw us mike mahan had no brains,tim has no spine fred's a fucking asshole,and paul would always whine first we had a spic,a pollack,and a geek who'll play guitar for a...

Picking up sluts in a bar Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah! Getting head in the back of my car Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah! Blowing eardrums with my Marshall stacks Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah! Shooting heroin and smoking crack Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah - Fuck Yea...

Hear the pounding army of the night The call of metal summons us tonight. And gather we on this site To behold the power and the might. We wear leather, we wear spikes, we rule the night. Off with the lights, hear the screams See the banging heads awake...

Help! This is Mother Earth! Somebody please help me! The corporations don't even care While the rain forests go bare Oil spills & tanker wrecks Don't show the sea creatures any respect The park turned into a parking lot The woods turned into a shopping m...

I got bored of writing rape songs Then I remembered the holocaust I couldn' write because it was so funny I'glad lots of people died [Chorus:] Ha ha holocaust [x3] I'glad lots of people died People are too fucking PC To admit Hitler was funny How can you not...

You're such a fucking hebe You're always freebasing pennies You went to a plastic surgeon And got your nose enlarged [Chorus:] You've got a tattoo of a penny- you're a hebosaurus Your uncle's Murray Lender- You're a hebosaurus You know all the words to Yentil...

[Chorus:] Hitler was a sensitive man [x4] He went to art school when he was younger He wanted to be a painter Hitler was a vegetarian He was also a non-smoker [Chorus] He hired gay and handicapped officers He was concerned about overpopulation If H...

other people were fucked with too but all you care about is you faggots, gypsies, others too but you just want people to care about you hogging up hogging up the fuckinh holocaust [x4] you're as greedy with money as you are with guilt so you had a holocaust...

your band is fucking awesome,you have the best sound you're really really good,you're the best band around [chorus:] hootie and the blowfish [x4] even though you're black,i still think you're good,but please don't move into my neighborhood the singer's a nig...

Howard is Bald [2x] YIIIIEEEEEEEEE Howard is Bald! - BALD BALD BALD B-A-L Howard is Bald! - BALD Bald, he's bald Howard is Bald! Howard is bald [7x] Howard is bald, bald Howard is bald [2x] Howard is bald, bald BAAAAAAAALLLLLLDDDD!!!! Howard is baaaaaaaaaaaa...

I know this guy named Howard Wulkan, he is really bald. He has no hair on his head, that's because he's bald. Howard Wulkan [4x] He be working at .......... [inaudible] He used to work some place else. He looks like that guy from .......... and he's...

Your dad took out a second mortgage to buy you a horse You loved and took better care of it than yourself You combed it, cleaned it, and fed it apples everyday I was broke, drunk, and hungry, so I killed your horse and ate it [Chorus:] I ate your horse [...

I couldn't afford to buy you a present so I wrote you this song I want all the lovers of the world to help me sing along I'm only a simple man; I never made much money But I've got a wealth of love to share with you honey When I think of an angel I think...

first you fucked a nigger you ugly fucking whore ran out of men in canada and came here for more you could shower all your life and you'd never get clean because you fucked someone that wore afro-sheen [chorus:] i hope you get deported,you make me sick,i...

Your dog was your only friend You spent your life savings fixing its broken leg You loved it more than your parents loved you And then I ran it over [Chorus:] Your dog was dumb and now it’s dead My tire tracks are tattooed on its head [x2] I dragged...

he hangs around in allston,he always wears a tree shirt his favorite band is roadsaw,he hangs out at the model cafe he hangs out with toxic narcotic,he's got a tribal tattoo his best friend is joe bonni,he's got his eyebrow pierced he has purple dreadlocks,he...

I spent all my money on drugs and couldn't afford to fly I took a Greyhound bus you and your brat sat next to me it wouldn't shut up so I lit it on fire for 30 seconds it was louder then it shut up I lit your I lit your I lit your baby on fire I lit your I...

I was at the hospital laughing at cripples Then I heard your kid just died Suddenly, that was funnier than the cripples So I tracked you down and made fun of you [Chorus:] Your kid died, and you cried And I thought it was funny [x2] It was an open ca...

i saw you buying a pearl jam record,and i noticed that you're gay i saw you hanging around in allston,and i noticed that you're gay i saw you riding around on your rollerblades,and i noticed that you're gay i saw you getting your tongue pierced,and i notice...

Jim Howell beat his wife so his brother-in-law fired him We were trying to think of ways we could help him out I saw you wearing a 311 shirt and reading French poetry To your lesbian lover who was wearing a beret [Chorus:] I paid Jim Howell to rape you [x4]...

I was in a bad mood because my crack house got busted I saw you and your dumb looking wife waiting for a train I could tell it was true love So as the train pulled in, I pushed her into it [Chorus:] I pushed your wife in front of the subway [x4] I pushed you...

I was watering my rose garden and you walked by my place I almost ran up to you in a lustful, unsensitive haste I almost cried cause I acted so insensitive But I wanted you to know about the feather-soft warmth I could give I respect your feelings I resp...

I was on my way to turn in illegal aliens to the INS And your stupid fucking dog was barking at me It sounded like a singer from a gay death metal band I wanted to kick it in the fucking face [Chorus:] I sold your dog to a Chinese restaurant [x4] After I bea...

I wanna wake up with you every day of my life I'm oh so glad that you're my loving wife I don't know what I'd do if you ever left me I'd be worse than a ship lost at sea Oh baby, you I wanna grow old with you My love for you, baby Will always be true...

I kidnapped mr. peabody and his "way back machine" when we got there I sold him to a chinese restaurant I punched every girl I saw in the face on the way to the booth to vote for hitler [chorus:] I went back in time and voted for hitler[x 4] repeat fi...

Please Sir, let me court your daughter I'll treat her like the way I oughta When I take her out I'll have her home by ten I'll treat her better than the rest of the men I'd love to have your daughter's hand in marriage I'd love to push around a baby carr...

I was selling flowers by the side of the road And you came to the flower stand I was telling you about pansies and roses But you tried to grab my hand I'm flattered, but it's my choice Sorry, I'm not that kind of boy You may see a heart as a toy Sorry,...

If I can't have hair, I don't want no Rogain baby. If I can't have hair, AHA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, NOOOO. If I can't have hair, I don't want no implants baby. If I can't have hair, AHA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, YEAH! 

Jacques Morali wrote the heaviest music ever Glenn Hughes had a deeper voice than Will from Mortician He wore chains before Slayer and Venom Jacques Morali was portrayed by Steve Guttenberg [Chorus 1:] If you don't like the Village people- you're fucking gay...

As I look out the window, at the lights in the sky It brings back the memories, and a tear to my eye I see a star that we picked, as the landmark of our love Our love would never die, as long as it was lit above In my heart there's a star named after you...

YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDS YOU STAY HOMA ALL DAY YOU'VE BEEN TO EVERY WEBSITE BECAUSE TOU'RE FUCKING GAY THE INTERNET IS FUCKING GAY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, LOSER, QUEER, NERD, ETC. YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDS YOU STAY HOMA ALL DAY YOU'VE BEEN TO EVERY WEBSITE BECAUSE TOU'...

you're not fucking hardcore, you're not avant garde you're not punk rock, you're just a fucking retard you're not something special, you're not something new you're not fucking good, face it you're a metal band 

first you killed an old person then you went to jail then you killed another when you got out on bail [chorus:] old people suck, kevorkian rules, old people suck, jack kevorkian's cool [x2] you're in jail again because you wouldn't sell out let's get...

[chorus:] jeanine jizm is a freak Seth never wrote lyrics for the verses. on one of the verses HE sang lyrics from a "slinky" commercial. the other verse HE sang lyrics from a "barrelhead root beer" commercial. during the slow part, HE just screamed stuff...

johnny violent's fucking gay [x3] ultraviolence fucking sucks [x3] morrissey's gonna kick your ass [x3] i'm gonna catch you johnny violent's fucking dead [x3] 

JUST THE TWO OF US WE CAN MAKE IT IF WE TRY JUST THE TWO OF US YOU AND I JUST THE TWO OF US WE CAN MAKE IT IF WE TRY JUST THE TWO OF US YOU AND I 

Fred Durst is a fucking faggot He thinks he's black, but he's just gay He cancelled a show 'cause he sprained his ankle He's also a fucking midget [Chorus:] You're not fucking black, you're just fucking gay (x2) You're fucking gay The guitarist wears a mask...

.... [chorus:] hey brian,hey bob,hey lee,hey ben,you're gay,you're gay i'm gonna lock drop dead in mcdonalds today,today i'm gonna (don't remember) and fry a burger on your face your lyrics don't matter,no one cares anyways 

[chorus:] marc payson,marc payson, marc payson is a drunk at 8 am he has a beer,at 9 am he has a beer,at 10 am he has a beer,he's a fucking queer at 1pm he has a beer,at 2 pm he has a beer,at 3 pm he has a beer,then he goes to work [chorus] he always shows...

You were my high school sweetheart and my girl next door You've been my lifelong best friend and so much more We matured into each other's arms, we were never apart You blossomed into the woman who owned my heart You're my woman, my lover, my friend I p...

Howard Wulkan [5x] B-A-L-D BALD! [start on 3th time of above] Howard Wulkan [5x] B-A-L-D BALD! [start on 3th time of above] Howard Wulkan [2x] Howard Wulkin's bald, he's bald. Howard is bald. Howard is bald, BALD, BALD! 

You P.C. fucking faggot You're trying to win an Oscar for adoption I hope your kids kill you and rape your wife Amistad is the stupidest movie I've ever seen [Chorus:] Obviously adopted, obviously adopted, obviously adopted, fuck you Spielberg [x2] How coma...

you're a fucking cunt,you're old and dried up you're a crusty old bitch, i hope you fucking die you're an ugly bitch,you make me fucking sick you're big fucking mouth,i'm sick of hearing it [repeat first 2 lines] 

I want to go by the river And put a blanket on the grass I'll pour my heart and soul Into your wine glass I'll kiss you for an appetizer And love you for the meal Then I'll ask for your hand in marriage As I look up lovingly and kneel I wanna take yo...

Please die, You're old, Please die, You're old, Please die, You're old, Please die, You're old, Fuck you. 

[chorus:] pottery's gay, pottery's gay [x4] you could'nt afford college, you took a night class you made a clay dildo, and shoved it up your ass [chorus] 

in all your reviews you always talk about yourself no one really cares how drunk or high you are you always write about the dumbest fucking bands it figures you live in allston you try and take over everything you're involved in you started a new column b...

You p.c. fucking faggot Why don't you throw it away I'll never recycle There's nothing you can say Recycling is gay Recycling is gay Recycling is gay Recycling is gay My garbage can is filled With plastic, cans and glass If you tell me to recycle I'm going t...

[chorus:] rene-auberjonois,is gay-auberjonois [x2] you were on benson,you were in m.a.s.h.,you're french you're gay and you suck [chorus] you were in police academy 5,now you're on deep space 9 [chorus] you were my best friend the vampire,i wish you would...

I saw your deep blue eyes from afar I saw you at the church bazaar I asked the priest to introduce me to your mother And I asked her to introduce us to each other I asked you to go on a picnic of our own But you insisted on taking a chaperone I apologized for...

THE DOLPHIN'S IN THE JACUSSI I WANNA GET A CREDITCARD AND, AH I'M GONNA BUY A STEREO AT CAMBRIDGE SOUNDWORKS I WAS LOOKING AT MY ASS THIS MORNING YOU CALL YOURSELF A MAN OF THE CLOTH SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP, MIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP S...

[SETH never got around to writing lyrics for this, but the chorus is:] his mustache is big-but his muscles are bigger his mustache is big-but his penis is smaller 

HOW MANY MEGS OF RAM DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR COMPUTER ... TECHNOLOGY'S GAY HEY, WHY DON'T YOU CHECK OUT MY WEBSITE AT WWW ... TECHNOLOGY'S GAY I LOVE LOOKING AT THE STAR TREK WEBSITE, AND I EH ... TECHNOLOGY'S GAY LET ME FAX YOU MY E-MAIL ADDRESS ... TECHNO...

he didn't want to pay for that brat so he shot that fucking kid up with a.I.d.s. that retard thought no one would find out but everyone knew he worked at a hospital now he's getting shot up with a.I.d.s. by a 12" black syringe in prison everyone's upset that h...

I'm not afraid of faggots But I like making fun of them It was made-up by some P.C. faggot To make fag haters look stupid Anti-homophobe by Brutal Truth Is a pathetic attempt to be P.C. Kevin's obviously not a homophobe Because he's a fucking faggot 

you fucking jew you wanted to save 50 bucks you were too cheap to fly delta now you're an alligator's lunch [chorus:] find your early graves in the everglades-valujet,valujet over prices you did quibble now the alligators nibble-valujet,valujet hitler should'...

VAN FULL OF RETARDS - HA HA HA HA VAN FULL OF RETARDS - YOU DROOL ON YOURSELF YOU COULDEN'T EVEN WIN A BRONZE IN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS YOUR PARENTS ARE ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES AND OF YOU [REPEAT 1ST VERSE] 

Your characters supposed to be 40 But you have to be at least 80 The make-up department should win an Emmy For making people think your alive [Chorus:] Chuck Norris- you're really fucking old You're the worst singer I have ever heard You're even worse than I...

When I look through the waterfall I see your eyes Brings out feelings in me, girl, I just can't hide With a smile on my heart and a flower in my hand Girl, I'd love to be with you on a ??? When it rains I'll be your umbrella I'm so glad to be your fella...

we're so dumb,we've got nothing new to say we write the same song 30 times a day about how you're a cunt or you're dumb or you're gay but we'll keep writing them anyway [chorus:] you fill in the blank [x4] fill in the blank is dumb fill in the blank is gay f...

your last name's weinstein and your first name's jay you're a food critic and you're fucking gay you have more hair on your face than you have on your head pretty soon you'll have a.i.d.s. and you'll be fucking dead [chorus:] you are a food critic [x4] you'r...

faggot [x4] you want to paint my walls pink,you want to give me a flowered sink you put a statue of holly johnson in my hall and a poster of joe bonni on my wall interior decorator [x2] [repeat verse] interior decorator [x2] faggot [x4] 

too bad your mother never learned to drive maybe if she did,your parents would still be alive now they're dead,and your sister too now you're an orphan, we'll make fun of you you are an orphan [x4] 

you have dumb boots-you can't shut up you love m.a.s.h.-you can't shut up you don't wear pants-you can't shut up you can't shut up you have a beard-you can't shut up it looks real dumb-you can't shut up you lost your thumb-you can't shut up you can't shut u...

You just broke up with Jaime from Hatebreed Even Chris Barnes won't blow you again You heard all kikes have to get circumcised You fantasized about some rabbi grabbing your dick [Chorus:] No one would touch you, now you're a Jew You fucking hebe, now you're a...

you're from the north end-wop you're from revere beach-wop you can't have a barbeque-wop the spaghetti always falls through-wop [chorus:] you drive an el camino,your hero's barbarino,your cousin's name is guido,on the beach you wear a speedo you drive an iro...

you've got a fucking cleft palate-palate and hair just like gene shalit-shalit i wan't to hit you with a mallet your teeth are parted to the side-side you've got a lazy eye-eye why don't you fucking hide you're bowllegged and walk around like ray-ray and skin...

your parents paid your tuition and bought you a beret you go to art school because you're fucking gay are you in college or 13th grade think of all the money your parents could have saved [chorus:] fag,fag,fag,you go to art school [x4] [repeat everything] 

you just wanted to hold hands but he wanted to fuck he's twice your size and weight so you're shit out of luck [chorus:] you got date raped, date raped [x4] you whined to the judge, your eyes were full of tears but you wouldn't have been raped if you didn't...

you want to go to school you want a good job you want to get married you want to own a car [chorus:] you're boring,you're gay,you're old,you have goals [x2] you want to own a house you want to have kids if these are your goals then you're fucking stupid [ch...

YOU THINK YOUR LIFE'S SO IMPORTANT YOU HAVE TO WRITE IT DOWN YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING FAGGOT NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU YOU, YOU KEEP A DIARY YOU POMPOUS ASSHOLE DICKFACE YOU'LL PROBABLY WRITE A BOOK ONLY ANOTHER ASSHOLE WOULD PUBLISH IT YOU DUMB STUPID FAG...

you live in a houseboat you're so poor it barely floats you live in a houseboat you're white trash you're fucking broke you live in a houseboat trailer park thinks you're a joke you live in a houseboat you're a dumb stupid fag you live in a houseboat your dog...

your real mother was a hooker,your real father couldn't get laid your mother left you in a dumpster,you were adopted by two gays [chorus:] you look adopted [x4] you hate father and son picnics, you hate the p.t.a. you won't bring friends to your house,you've...

you look divorced [x2] you've got that mopy look on your face,you're 3 months behind on your alimony payments you're pissed off,you're ex married someone new,and you're also pissed of because he's a fucking jew [chorus:] you look divorced [x4] you sit i...

hide your dogs, hide your cats-gook,gook you can't drive, your face is flat-gook,gook your eyes aren't straight, it's you i hate-gook,gook you pick rice, we bombed you twice-gook,gook [chorus:] you're a fucking gook [x4] your accent's gay, please go away-goo...

you fucking fag you have a mustache you hang around with men and stare at thier ass [chorus:] you're the gayest guy i've ever seen,you play on a softball team,you're the biggest fag i've ever seen,you play on a softball team your teams sponsored by a gay bar...

you have a mustache,you called me on the phone you wear a beret and you sell colonge you wear colonge but you still smell bad you smell like shit from all the men that you've had [chorus:] you sell colonge [x4] you wear a gay suit, you have a mustache you're...

Hey who's that bald guy walking down the street? It's Howard. Ow yeah! His name is Howard Wulkan, yeah-yeah. And his head's really shiny, yeah. If he is only balding, he's balding really bad, yeah-yeah. Howard Wulkan's bald, yeah. BAAAAAAAAAAAALD. H...

Rape [x4] I drank a case of whiskey And you looked like Jeanine Jizm I drank another case of whiskey And you looked like Roseanne Barr [Chorus:] You were to ugly to rape, so I beat you up When I looked at you, I had to throw up I drank a case of whiskey And...

powdered sugar on your fingers, coffee on your shirt bribes in your pocket, you never do any work you fat fucking slob you just sit in a car until you get off work then it's back to the bar [chorus:] you fucking pig-pig you're a fucking cop-cop [x4] y...

you're fucking annoying and your band fucking sucks your boyfriend's an idiot and you're a fucking cunt you think you're so important an wan't everyone to suck up i hope you o.d. and die real soon cuz you're a fucking cunt 15 year kids don't care about ani...

you always talk behind my back,but when i see you,you want to shake my hand when i see you ready to fight,you change your story like i knew you might you grew up wanting to be just like me,but i'm not cool in your clique anymore i never changed with the trends...

no one cares what you say,no one gives a shit about norway no one can stand the way you talk,except your girlfriend,the greasy wop [1st chorus:] everyone mistakes you for a jew your best friend is you [x2] you have hook nose like a fucking jew your best frie...

youu've got a new t pass, just for retards you've got sagging breasts that are very large all over your wrinkled body, you've got lots of pimples and you've got a greasy hair coming out of your nipple hey, you're dumb [x3] you live with your parents, an...

[chorus:] y-o-u-r-e-g-a-y,you're gay [x4] you volunteer for charity work-you're gay you care about the environment-you're gay you're a ballet dancer-you're gay you're a cake decorator-you're gay [chorus] you subscribe to honcho-you're gay you go to fashion...

you're a fucking vegetable,we tried to pull the plug but you still wouldn't die,you're a dumb stupid fag [pre chorus:] you shit in a bag,you piss in a tube,you can't walk,you can't move [chorus:] you're in a coma [x4] i tried to give you a hotfoot,but you d...

I thought you were a fat chick Then I realized you were pregnant I thought it would be funny if your baby died So I kicked you in the stomach [Chorus:] I kicked you, your baby's dead [x3] Ha ha ha, your baby's dead There were no stairs to throw you down Ther...

you've got cancer,cancer [x4] your hair's falling out from kemo part of your colon's been removed you're only down to 90 pounds you've only got 3 months to live you've got cancer,cancer [x4] 

YOUR RECORD COST $3.99 YOUR RECORD COST $2.99 YOUR RECORD COST $1.99 AND THEN IT GETS RETURNED YOUR BAND'S IN THE CUT-OUT BIN [X4] YOU'RE RIGHT NEXT TO HALL AND OATES YOU'RE RIGHT NEXT TO THE COMMODORES YOU'RE RIGHT NEXT TO CAMEO YOU'RE A FUCKING HOMO YOUR B...