Allan Sherman piosenki

It was automation, I know. That was what was making the factory go. It was IBM, it was Univac. It was all those gears going clickety-clack, dear. I thought automation was keen, Till you were replaced by a ten ton machine. It was that computer that tore us apa...

Last night I met a man from Mars, and he was very sad He said, "Won't you help me find my girl friend, please?" So I asked him, "What does she look like?" And the man from Mars said, she's Eight foot two, solid blue Five transistors in each shoe Has anybody s...

Headaches, headaches Aspirin commercials give me headaches Just when I'm feeling chipper as you please That's when they show me all my sinus cavities Headaches, headaches Those sponsors don't care how my head aches See that announcer, he looks so fine...

Hello muddah, hello faddah Here I am camp Grenada Camp is very entertaining And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining I went hiking with Joe Spivey He developed poison ivy You remember Leonard Skinner He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinn...

Here's to the crabgrass Here's to the mortgage In fact, here's to Suburbia Lay down your briefcase Far from the rat race Where nothing can disturb ya Uncomplicated It's what we waited For so long in this city Come let us go there Live like Thoreau...

If you like Hungarian food, They have a goulash which is very good. Or if you wish a dish that's Chinese, Somewhere down in Column be there's lobster Cantonese. Enchiladas, that's what people eat in Mexico. Shish kebab is skewered, in Armenia you know. Then t...

The doctor was looking at the X-ray And I asked him, "What do you see?" And he kept on looking at the X-ray As he said in French to me: I see bones I see gizzards and bones And a few kidney stones Among the lovely bones I see hips And fourteen paper clips Th...

One hippopotami cannot get on a bus, Because one hippopotami is two hippopotamus. And if you have two goose, that makes one geese. A pair of mouse is mice. A pair of moose is meese. A paranoia is a bunch of mental blocks. And when Ben Casey meets Kildaire, th...

F. I say F-I. F-I-N. F-I-N-K. Fink. F-I-N-K, fink, fink, fink, fink. R. I say R-A. R-A-T. R-A-T-T. Rat. R-A-T-T F-I-N-K, rat fink. (yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah) Rat fink. (yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah) Rat fink. (yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah) Rat fink. (yeah yeah yeah ye...

Louis the Sixteenth was the King of France in 1789. He was worse than Louis the Fifteenth. He was worse than Louis the Fourteenth. He was worse than Louis the Thirteenth. He was the worst since Louis the First. King Louis was living like a king, But the peopl...

Though you once were the best bunny at the Playboy Club You're getting to be a rabbit with me I just sit there and stare as you hop from shrub to shrub You're getting to be a rabbit with me When I proposed to you that evening last spring You said you'd be my...