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Little boy, lift your head and carry on We're gonna save your life With an a cappella song With a scooby scoob And a bap chooiah Little boy, you're gonna be just fine Oooo woolen hats Ahhhh Bap, Leather Straps oOoo Smile Look on your face like you kno...

Nå er natten her Snøen laver ned Stjernen viser vei Hjem til julefred For da samles de, som du kjenner så godt Med et håp om fred på jord Julenatt, stjernen er tent Grøten er klar, barna venter spent Og vi spiser fredet fugl Ja, da vet du at det er J...

Ved eit heilt enkelt kyss, lt me hadde saman forsvant Ein flamme var tendt og hjertet var erobra i brann Kem kunne tru at eg møtter el dama som deg? Og kem kunne tro at det ville bli deg og meg? Na-aaaa-a, eg må dra min veg (Han må reise, han må dra sin v...

[Justin Bieber] Are you ready for me, Norway For a superstar inside a private jet Tonight I'm gonna set the crowd on fire Gonna give you something that you won't forget Cause I beliebe, I beliebe, I beliebe, I beliebe you're ready I beliebe, I beliebe yo...

Since the day you walked into my live I knew that it was meant to be So why am I lying sleepless at night So scared that you'll be leavin' me Cause the secret that I carry inside I'm afraid that it will make you see What I am What I'm not This disease...

Gray hair, glasses, suitcase Humble, clever and constantly working for peace. Uganda, Congo and the Oslo treaty plan Oh my God, what a plan. Not as famous as Gahr Stare, Not a daddy's boy like Jens, But when handgrenades are flying There's just one ma...

КИРГИСТАН! Это посвящается всем, кто любил. Да, это так. Рассвет, горы, красота Солнце улыбается Орлы в небесах Жаным просыпается Смелые джигиты Скачут к своим Жаным, жаным. Смелые джигиты скачут Лишь бы ты была со мной. Моя любимая ты, Моя ты...

Helt vanlig dag her i Fossgata 3. Klokka 07:00, jeg er oppe for det. Enegolig, tujahekk og plenen er frisk og hylsa i Nescafeen sitter som et skudd. Eikegulv i stua og glassbyggerstein. Var i Sveits med kollegaer og tok med denne hjem. Ikea-seng til gjest...

Eg ser at sliter, vet du har det tøft, alt vi hadde sammen e blitt borte. du står der på scenen, men når teppet har gått ned, masken faller fra ditt fjes, og sjelen synker ned. ka kan eg gi deg ka kan eg si deg lukk opp døren og la meg slippe inn s...

Jeg er på topp Jeg er på bånn Din skyld at det er sånn Barometeret står på storm Hmm! Jeg er i kjempeform Jeg kanke ligge Jeg kanke gå Jeg kanke løpe Jeg kanke stå Vrir meg som en orm Hmm! Jeg er i kjempeform Du sier ja Du sier nei Snur rett opp...

Norge! Denne går ut til dokker som trur det er så jævla lett å lage humor og sketsjer Trur dokker kann gjøre det bedre sjøl? Fuck dokker mann! Det er faen ikkje nokke walk in the park… for å si det mildt sagt Og for hver sketsj som vi lager så kaster v...

One smile It was all I needed to see You hand Touching the tip of your knee 여보새요 당신은 아름다운 귀를 소지하셨어요 Excuse me? I don't understand what you say 저를 안아주세요 I can't understand what you say! 그리고 키스해 주세요 But I'm fall...

Far away across the oceans An undiscovered paradise Forget New York and California There’s a better place – now close your eyes Take my hand We are almost there Our favorite place on earth Refren: Massachusetts It’s the 14th biggest state Massachuse...

Come with me to Istanbul Land of turbans, spice and carpets This is the tale of Mr. Toot Legendary music man Up on the roof he played the Toot No one could resist his rythm Slave and Sultan side by side Dancing dance of Mr. Toot What's the sound? Is...

[Verse 1] Since I was a little boy I've been on the road I've always been a superstar Parties, models, swimming pools. Never went to elementary school And now I don't know who I are Can it be there's another life out there Where girls don't send me pict...

I saw you at the railway station There had been a cancellation You were smoking cigarettes alone I walked up and said: "Hello, I lost my wife two days ago" You shook my hand and said Francis was your name And you had a hat And I had a hat Mmmmmm we bo...

Hey, hey, wassup my man Hey, wud up You know, I'm trying to open this motherfucking bottle What? It won't open! Ah, come on, you gotta put some pressure on it Check this out, right here Pressure One thing stays the same No matter what you do Negoti...

Averøya ligger i sola og landskapet er vakkert og vilt. Men ingen vet hvor de skal kjøre. For øya – den trenger et skilt. Det fins et sted i langs veien der et skilt skulle stå. Og kanskje er det ikke for sent. Bli med – vi kan hjelpe dem nå. Hvis vi st...

Everything you see When you come into my bedroom Is shabby shabby shabby Shabby Shabby chandelier I just can't get out of the shabby My favourite thing in the world Is a shabby chair White It feels so right When I paint it with my Shabby shabby pain...

Boy: People hug and give each other kisses Holding hands and walking side by side But everytime I try to charm a lady she runs away... What am I doing wrong? Is it the dubstep in my song, when I go (Singing dubstep sounds) Excuse me, miss.. but do yo...

My life is so successfull I've got everything a man could ever need. Got a 1000 dollar haircut And I even have a talkshow on TV. And I know I should be happy, but instead There's a question I can't get out of my head. What's the meaning of Stonehenge?...

[Verse: Morten Hegseth + Journalists] Oh my God, have you heard the news? Justin is in town He can try to hide, he can try to run But we're gonna hunt him down Does he stay at Rica, Scandic, Continental of The Thief? He just came from the toilet Did he...

Oh.. Come with me, girl I wanna take you to a place Where it’s just you and me.. To my cabin Let me take you to my favorite place Just a five hour drive from the city Just follow the road until it stops And then keep walking for another forty minutes...

Dog goes "woof" Cat goes "meow" Bird goes "tweet" And mouse goes "squeek" Cow goes "moo" Frog goes "croak" And the elephant goes "toot" Ducks say "quack" And fish go "blub" And the seal goes "ow ow ow" But there's one sound That no one knows What d...

[Verse 1] Shut up and listen, I will show you how it's done The process with your diving board has already begun I can already tell that you're thinking too small You need to build big or build nothing at all! I know it's not politically correct to say...

I, I know how to tie Every kind of knot Except one It's so hard The greatest knot of all So flexible and strong But I do something wrong I know the Bowline Sheepshank and the Double Overhand but the Trucker's Hitch I just don't understand Let...

United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jamaica, Peru; Republic Dominican, Cuba, Carribean, Greenland, El Salvador too. Puerto Rico, Columbia, Venezuela, Honduras, Guyana, and still; Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina, and Ecuador, Chile, Bra...

[Beliebers] What's happening? Where did he go? Where is he? What happened to the show? 13 hour bus ride for just one song? Smileyface, happycat, partyhat. My emojis where wrong Where did you go? Why did you stop the show? [Dancer] Is he gone? What's...

What's this? Empty Red Bull bottles Lying on the ground? Who can it be? Who can it be? Who can it be? [Sergeant! Over there] I found a pack of protein bars And a membership card at Pokerstars But still, who can it be? Who can it be? Who can it be? [...

Let me see them asses on the floor This one comin' at you B-style, Brovis East Coast party style, bitches goin' crazy Booty shakin' - never ceases to amaze me Girl, I wanna get you into my bed But we ain't gonna sleep, we make love instead Your vagina i...

Ok Stabs and drums Wow! Yeeah Let me tell you about a thing I really want some yoghurt Well, not exactly yoghurt But it has a taste of yoghurt And also kinda look like yoghurt The shape should be like yoghurt Some people will think it's yoghurt But...

Ytterst på tissen sitter Tuppen av tissen sitter Hullet på tissen sitter Mm-m-mm x6 Tissemann x7 Ytterst på tissen sitter Tuppen av tissen sitter Hullet på tissen sitter Mm-m-mm x4