Yer Mom piosenki

Beverage dispensers everywhere serve magic pints of ice cold beer On silver trays with buffalo wings so don't you worry about a god damn thing There ain't no god damn better place to go Then sip your drink at the punk rock show At barbecues we're hanging...

& so you went through hell in the divorce Last time we spoke it was in court A hobby claiming that I juke Your new boyfriend is such a kook Talk shit on me but I won't fret Disneyland makes them forget Deadbeat-Dad, I'm so Convinced that it's O...

Fish Otter Pops,My Fish Otter Pops Blue Raspberries aren't for me my frozen me My frozen Icee from the sea For something that swam in a lake I'll pass up Alexander the grape Cold at the bait shop My Fish Otter Pops Open the door & there it wa...

Oh when I get a few beers in me I don't act the same Causing problems starting fights that's my claim to fame I'll never be a nice guy I was born to be a grouch If I end up drunk at your party, I'll be the first to get kicked out When I drink beer I s...

I had two female roommates the worst ever indeed Oh now I know what's worse than a Hippie, that's a Hippie on Speed Babble talk & clean all night until the sun comes up No matter how much they consume it's still never enough I Hate Hippies, I Hate Hi...

I've got balls of steel because I've been through a lot In a Cuban jail cell I was left to rot With that Castro fuck trying to tell me what to think In May of 1980 I was set free, set free A Political Refugee My calling in life the American Dream Emi...