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When the life inside no doubt has died. And you've turn your head away. You tried to pay, but at the end of the day, it 's you again, alone. Alone, confined. The mess in your mind. When you can't relate to them. You've reaped and sown, but little is known by t...

Got an awesome sound goin' down. Got an awesome sound goin' down. Got an awesome sound goin' down. Got a pork roll egg cheese and bacon. Stop the tape here. Got an awesome sound goin' down. Got an awesome sound goin' down. Got some. Got some awesome sounds goi...

It's been a while since I've seen you smile But now you've come back again Came into the room and you saw my girl And you asked her how long it's been "A year" she said and you shook your head Said "I'm surprised it's gone on that long" Baby, Baby, Baby Bitch...

Reaching out now and I touch your face Please believe I'm only traveling Like seeking wonder from a foreign place It matters not from where I'm coming And the snow so light is bleeding We sleep so tight when we're breathing Calm a little pint of soul - creepi...

Sancho brought a message from the Fat Man "Sorry, boy, to leave you high and dry, but I went to see my mom in Ensenada, and I left a little something to help the time go by Just a little something to help to keep you high" Bananas & Blow (oh - oh), Banana...

Looking up to the sky Made me realize, made me want to fly To a place far away Where they're singing songs and making love all day Somewhere beyond the sun Where an adam splits and announces a tongue Chorus: So don't you be late I see the beacon light and it...

Rollin' and wheelin' stealin' and dealin' big jim bol weevil' it's a pleasel it's a pleasel my weasel big jim dreamin' and schemin' screamin' and bleedin' big jim froggy in the meadow under the log rollin' and wheelin' stealin' and dealin' big jim what's...

birthday boy yeah! pain last time i saw you i was holding your hand and i couldn't wait 4 u to leave i knew right then that it was over and done and i couldn't believe that i was free help me now i'm going down and i don't know if i'll be ok i'll be around...

blackjack blackjack big black betty little spanish eddie blackjack indian black betty 

It is as smooth as a mutilated(??) shit on a shingle. Rip rip rip van Winkle he can shit on a shingle at dawn. Would you like to do a boing boing boing boing? She's a fun-lovin' woman and I'd love to see her wiggle. She's a rooty-toot kid with a piggy in the...

A child without an eye made her mother cry -- why ask why? She kept her child clean on Buckingham Green The children saw the eye as a sign from God decending from the sky... It was alright to dream of Buckingham Green "Summon the queen!" spoke the child...

Buenas tardes amigo Hola, my good friend Cinco de Mayo's on Tuesday And I hoped we'd see each other again You killed my brother last winter You shot him three times in the back In the night I still hear mama weeping Oh mama, still dresses in black I looked a...

bumblebee bumblebee stung me stung my brain aww weedeating Vaughn's grass big bumblebee came right out it stung me 47,000 times it hurt it hurt so badly 

Can U Taste the Waste? Can U Taste the Waste? Can U Taste the Waste? 

Is it alive, does it writhe Can it survive under the sun? I can't put my finger on it. Is it green, is it red Is it alive or is it dead I can't put my finger on it Scathe with a lathe All the days in the past I can't put my finger on it Is it brown, is it whit...

Candi - custard and berry Candi - peaches and creme Candi - glazing and cherry Candi - spicy and sticky Candi - chocolate with cheese Candi - custard and berry Candi - peaches and creme Candi - glazing and cherry Candi, Candi Candi - custard and berry Candi -...

Please would you like to be somewhere floating free? Seems my destiny. Captain Fantasy. Take a minute to go down beneath the reaches of sound. You could be with me. Captain Fantasy. And when I'm there, I'm here. And when you're near, I'm there. The only words...

Cold blows the wind over my true love Cold blows the drops of rain I never had but one true love And in Camville he was slain I'll do as much for my true love as any young girl may I'll sit and weep down by his grave for twelve month and one day But wh...

I'm cold + wet can't ya hear what i'm sayin' to ya cold + wet it's the message i'm conveyin' to ya how many times do i has to tell ya i'm cold + wet? hot and dizzy you got me in a tizzy honey hot and dizzy you better get busy + make me some soup before i get...

common bitch common bitch ma head itch scratch it bitch common bitch common bitch little girl common bitch wear good stitch fetch it bitch common bitch common bitch little girl common bitch poppa's home no shit common bitch common bitch little girl 

Skag trapped in a demon sweat the night she left. Wrapped up in a blanket and I'm feelin' wet. They said she flew from the goals in her life. Then she wet like blood from a knife. I'm here, and it's all so clear now. Wind flows and it's blowing cold, and I'm...

don't laugh (i love you) and when the sun turns to snow and the grass doesn't grow don't laugh i love you i could look outside my window every day but you wouldn't be there to come out and play don't laugh ernest hemmingway would always be there 4 me but now...

Don't you ever think of me When you're outside strollin' Don't you ever wave the flag When we're rockin' and rollin' Don't shit where you eat, my friend Who said it was hard to climb A peak that you can't see I tell ya it's an easy thing When it's you and me...

I'd like to see you before I go. There's a few things I'd like to do. And when you're gone, you'll be gone for long. And soon I'll be gone too. But don't sweat it. Don't sweat it. Don't sweat it. Don't sweat it. Don't sweat it. Don't sweat it. Are you happy...

Do you ever walk alone? Like a drifter in the dark Seeking out what isn't there Looking only for a spark From a girl who's all alone Maybe she's a driftin' too Like a shadow in the night Waitin' just to meet with you And then perhaps in love you'll s...

el camino el camino blazing down the road fast never slow conquest of the' night aztec machine speeding to the light toronado concienda il ma pweeb she rules the laws of speed she's a bull of a machine beauty like i've never seen cordoba hot siesta at high n...

Say your prayers little one Don't forget, my son To include everyone Tuck you in, warm within Keep you free from sin Till the sandman he comes Sleep with one eye open Gripping your pillow tight Exit light Enter night Take my hand Off to never nev...

I'm goin' crazy - trying to keep you sane Taking my prescriptions, and forging my name I was happy this morning You finally got yourself dressed Eating raw bacon It's OK, I was still impressed I love you - even if you don't You've got your knife up to my thr...

Let's begin With the past in front And all the things You really don't care about now It'd be exactly where I'm at And to think You got a grip Look at yourself Your lips are like two flaps of fat They go front and back and flappity flap I'm all staged It's al...

I recall a time when we were lovers Before you, I hadn't any others When the bad times came along I turned and you had gone From the start, I loved you, I was wrong Falling out, it's the end May as well have never been The cards are up, the chips are all cash...

fat lenny fat lenny's gonna walk right into mah self fat lenny's gonna see mahself (reflect it back on myself) fat lenny's gonna gonna lick the shilack off the window sill fat lenny's gonna lick me head off fat lenny's gonna gonna lick the shilack off the win...

Fluffy furry Buddy chewed his leg on the porch why'd you do it fluffy on the porch good dog fluffy o-old friend my pal fluffy's got his buddy on the porch penny she's my girlie she sits here with me on the porch penny looks so pretty on the porch penny takes f...

Everything that you are, that you'd like to be Will come in three, my friend Times thine inequity The flutes of the chi Will sound again, my friend Wrap yourself up in gold, The fruits of the old, Are ripe to be told, my friend For, it's not what you are, H...

(and vocal - David Williams) Frank, give me a pork roll egg and cheese, if you please, with some gravy fries. Sink into a greasy mega-weedge and I sneezed and it blew my mind. Time: it's in the hand of God. Chew on turkey or some cod if you please. Frank, gi...

Freedom of the body Freedom of the mind A ho on South Street hired for tricks Little girls pickin' up sticks Freedom of '76 Wastee little weasel Wants cheap tricks Liberty bell cracked in half A bacon steak A perfect match Freedom of '76 My girl Sasha Lookin...

I guess it's somethin' in my brain I need whiskey to ease the pain But it's early in the mornin' And i'm feelin' bad again But if you ever loved me You'll go easy on me now Fix me up a cup of coffee And in a while I'll come around I think I spent the dog-foo...

I don't wanna leave you on the farm I don't wanna leave you on the farm I don't wanna go oh, just so ya know I don't wanna leave you on the farm days go by and I'm still high but you know I'm thinkin' about you corn's turned brown the eves fall to the ground i...

I saw my brother weepin' in the dead of the night i said, dude man, you feelin' alright gener said nothin' and continued to weep i caught papa gene ween cryin' in his sleep i saw gener cryin' in his sleep i tried to wake him up but he made not a peep life at...

I'll be your jonny on the spot I'll be your jonny on the spot My daddy died, left me all he's got I'll be your jonny on the spot I get up early in the morn I get up early in the morn I slop the pigs Momma shucks the corn I get up early in the morn I got a ch...

It could rain for a thousand days Or something I don't know Look to the sun and we're having fun Beside the river flow You're doing this and you're doing that Workin' all the time Tonight you'll call me on the phone You've got a worried mind And when you leav...

Are my ribbons tied? Is my hair in place? Have I got a cute expression on my face? And my shoes all shined I'll try to keep in line When I'm dancing in the show tonight... Does my shuffle step Really look so good? Am I doing it The way you think I sh...

I'm flyin' (flyin') In a frame of my mind that time cannot erase I'm seein' (seein') The future, the past as I lay the present to waste I'm scopin' (scopin') All these feelings I have and hopin' for them to come true And I'm holdin' something more precious tha...

I'm in the mood to move to the left 3 feet goddammit. i'm in the mood to slide to the right hundred feet goddammit. i'm in the mood to fall down the steps 4 flights goddammit. i'm in the mood to fly in the air 12 feet muthafuck. we in the mood to do our thang...

Baby what have I done Gone and left you all alone It's hard for me to sing this song We've been together for so long I think I know what my soul's gotta say And it won't hurt as bad someday It's gonna be alright baby It's gonna be alright love And if...

Heard that you are new in town someone said you party down well, later I'll be comin' round we'll rack 'em up and suck 'em down don't call your mother - don't call your priest don't call your doctor - call the police you bring the razor blade - I'll bri...

Like a Japanese cowboy or a brother on skates Like a blizzard in Georgia or a train runnin' late I call out your name girl in the heat of the night And nobody answers 'cause somethin' ain't right Breakfast at Shoney's at $2.99 Saved me some money and eased up...

How would you feel, if I took you away To a place I know, a place where we could stay Called Joppa Road, a pretty place I know Where we can go, called Joppa Road The things I feel on Joppa Road Can make me stay, and make me go This old road where I long to go...

The grain bag sits on the chair, and why the hell am I with ya? And if you told me that it wasn't there, why the hell am I with ya? You know I really don't care, and why the hell now with ya? I told my mommy that it was ok, and why the hell now with ya? Laura...

licking the palm for guava it was a cold, dark night no hope in sight i left my little hut and went to the palm to get some guava licking the palm 4 guava licking the palm 4 guava yes! when you're old and you're not very young lick the palm 

So ya wanna learn how to tie your shoes? It's a very easy thing to do Just sit right down and I'll give you the scoop What's that? It's called a loop de loop You gotta take lace in each hand Go over and under again You make a loop de loop and pull And y...

marble tulip juicy tree i don't know who u are i don't know who u want to be when i carbonate the test tube then u won't see me i've got a twin cab diesel combo it takes me where i want to go and all the nuphies are happy they know of a fungus that grow so whe...

Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo bow! Mister richard smoker, you're a poopy poker Chardonnay & cocaine in the spa Cigarettes and coffee breath Little boys on crystal meth Tonight we'll tango in the street You eat dark meat Mister richard...

Mister, would you please help my pony? He's over there behind the tree He's down in the dirt, would ya help him? I think it's his lung Mister would you please help my pony? He's chewin' bark and not the leaves He's cryin' like a baby, would you help him? I th...

Tell me what you want and I'll give it to you You name the "Esu", baby, I'll name the glue You name the "spongy-funky", I'll go on and name it tooMollymollymolly... A hardened glob of hardened moosey in the zoo You go fetch that moosey and you know I'm gonna f...

When you came into the Pod, you told me that something was wrong Said you wasn't havin' no more fun and you want to lick the sun. Couldn't say it was any fun. Oh dude. Now you're on the couch. You can't even move your fucking head. Tell me that you wish you w...

Moving away. Gone away. Gone away. Moving away. yeah. (??) Moving away yeah. (incomprehensible mumbling 

mushroom festival in hell the wind is howling and the time is right for fear inthe emergence in the phosphorescent (tears) fears and all the hippies gonna lick the mind of god? they've already been immersed in the wad the wind is howling and the sea is boilin...

I lick my brain in silence Rather squeeze my head instead Midget man provoking violence Listen not to what I said I said, please calm it down Everything is turning brown Mutilated lips give a kiss on the wrist Of the worm like tips of tentacles expand...

What's your big secret? could u give me a clue? oh silly girl I'm so in love with u wontcha tell me what's on your mind if u opened your head tell me what would u find are u 4 real? what do you feel? finders keepers losers weepers if I could get the lid off...

never squeal never squeal on th' pusher don't lie to your mama just do whatcha wanna it'll be ok don't swin int he water don't fly inna daytime just do whatcha wanna it'll be ok never smuggle no candy can't be whatcha wanna when you haffa go down to the dark...

nicole nicole i love you i'll never leave you w o you i turn to stone nicole believe me love was meant to be consumed by you and me nicole nicole i love you i'm thinkin' of you w every motion i make when the stars are above you know that i miss you and i'll...

Ocean man, take me by the hand Lead me to the land that you understand Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe Is a real trip Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand Soaking up the thirst of the land Ocean man, can you see through...

Tell me where you come from. Was it heaven above? Oh my dear, I must be falling in love. Can you climb the sunny peaks of a fortress in mud? Oh my dear, I must be falling in love. Did I tell you I want more than you're really made of? Oh my dear, I must be fal...

old man thunder old man thunder sound of thunder urbn sh' brazh daunn oh! birndi sihnn gone d fir d'sau the munth of funth gonna rundowntown d'sau 

old queen cole old queen cole gotsta take control you drinkin' whiskey and wine and it tastes just fine 4 U now nicki life is gettin' tricky and you're runnin' outta gas drivin' way too fast full throttle in gear tryin' hard to steer you toward immaculate con...

Pandy Fackler was a working girl Living alone in another world Of picket fences and a white façade Sucking dicks under the Promenade She was almost in a coma - from doing the Bossa Nova And the Funky Cold Medina - man, I wish you coulda seen her Poor little...

papa zit who's yo' papa? papa zit who's yo' mama? papa zit lizen to papa! papa zit where's yo' mama? papa zit this is the shit chew tobacco papa zit two chewbaccas papa zit who's yo' papa papa zit where's yo' mama? papa zit this is the shit 

My dinner's on fire while she watches TV And if you've ever wondered what it's like to be me She takes all my money and leaves me no smokes Yells at my buddies and insults my folks I'm breakin' my back doin' the best that I can She's got time for the dog and n...

Did you ever see a whale With a polka dot tail? Did you ever see a man With eight fingers on his hand? Did you have to dry your eye When you saw that puppy fly? Oh no Tell me it ain't so Have you ever tried to shrink Like an ice cube in the sink? Ha...

Come on, it's a beautiful night for a walk on the beach, wouldn't you say? Yes, I would say that, I would say that. Let me start of with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo assado taco. I would like two pollo assado tacos with one beef chimichanga. O...

When you've had your fun, and your work is done, You must not succumb. I can feel you breathe. It's like a mega-weedge inside. Please don't hide. So mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese, if you please, On a kaiser bun. Mom, if you please,...

Powder blue, powder blue What can ya do, she's powder blue Powder blue, powder blue What can ya do, she's powder blue I'll be true (ba baa) My powder blue (powder blue) It's all for you (ba baa) It's all for you And ya know it Powder blue, powder blue The se...

There's a sweater wearin', coat totin', boot footin' Good lookin' man on town There's a smooth-talkin', funny walkin' dude around There's a pretty girl and she sees him walkin' Looking him up and down She thinks she'd like to roll and rock him Turn his life ar...

Drift away on a puffy cloud go away on a puffy cloud my brain is dead from too much pot cuz (gene)(dean) + I smoke too much pot cloudy cloudy cloudy cloud cloudy cloud cloudy cloud float away on a cotton ball we write songs about the clouds my brain is dead f...

It's a nine mile walk from the office to the pumps sometimes you think you're gonna drop in the end you're filthy dirty horny and pissed off and before you can leave u gotta sweep the fuckin' shop it's a real real bitch to be workin' 4 the man but shit i do it...

When u lie kiss your baby bye bye bye and if you're true the whole wide world will laugh with you when we see nothing's wrong with you and me with you time will tell it might even bring a wedding bell if u think that i'm a loser well you suck, cause u know i a...

1-2-3-4 Monsters that trinkle like cats in the night. The cosmic conceiver continues his plight. A war of the heavens, what's wrong and what's right. Right 2 the ways and the rules of the world. Right 2 the ways and the rules of the world. Spraying the childr...

Take a piece of tinsel and put it on the tree Cut a slab of melon and pretend that you still love me Carve out a pumpkin and rely on your destiny Get in your car and cruise the land of the brave and the free But don't forget to understand exactly what you put...

(Background vocals: Pork roll egg and cheese on a kaiser bun.) I met her at the Living Earth Show. She crossed the room, the lights sank low. We're together, she really digs me. She fucks me. Who would think I could be so happy? When I'm cold, I know she's ke...

Three men's all there were Three men out at sea Three men came aboard my ship And took my true love from me I couldn't believe She wanted to leave She wanted to leave I've loved you so long Since you were a child I've cared for your every need I've...

Janey came back from the stand Smiling With the writing of Kafka in hand And a bunny in a can Slipping and sliding You feel yourself asking her Why would you want me to try…? Squeezing your wrist and she's pulling you closer Down where the devils are dying wit...

Ah she danced like a floozie in a hot tub of guava. Achin' round the scene, you know she's hip to her mantra. He was a meditated fucker all strung-out on Sinatra. Hitting van Winkle like there ain't no tomorra. I saw van Winkle show up on the scene. I can't r...

Things didn't work out the way you had planned it. Things fell apart at the seams. (???) And now you're cold and sleepy. Chirst (?), how did it come to this? Hold on to those you thought were your loved ones They'll be the ones you miss. And now you're stand...

Why they wanna see my spine mommy? Why they wanna see my spine? It's gonna hurt again mommy Much worse than last time Am I gonna see God, mommy? Am I gonna die? It really hurts mommy! Am I gonna die? Smile on mighty Jesus Spinal Meningitis got me down I'm fee...

squelch the weasel squelch the little weasel crush him before he spawns break it to me gently but with merriment and song squelch the little weasel juice him as he bleeds feed him to the many for thoust their souls shall weep sipping of the sunray blading in...

In the morning sun, I couldn't tell you I couldn't tell you so many things About how much I really love you About how much you really mean So far away but it's so easy to see you When I'm away I want to put my arms around you And I want to know - do you feel t...

Strap on that there jammy pac. Get a grip on your soul. Sip on that there family flask, And I'll guide you towards the door. She don't feed me in the mornin', And I can't take no more! So strap on that there jammy pac, And get up off my floor. Strap on that th...

Light up the wheels and go for broke stomp that pedal with a sniftin stroke smack that roadblock caught in a pickle i'm gonna hit that line like old dick trickle well my motor's fine and this train's on time and when i cross that line i'm gonna make you mine...

Take me away to some other land (thank you) I gotta get away from that girl before I go crazy She took my love away She took it to another man Now I gotta get away from that girl Before I go craaaazy (Repeat twice) Take me, take me away Gotta get away Crazy...

Get off my ass you wee bitty fuck if I pull out the claymore you're shit outta luck who's that girl, that pretty young thing after I fuck her she'll get up and sing Aye Aye Aye sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye Aye Aye Aye the Blarney Stone brin...

Smack dab in the middle of a situation overlooked by fools tables turned, lessons learned u get burned for playin' by the rules time is lost, that's the cost oh brother you got shit on in the end scrape 4 a dollar, you'll die smilin' learnin' the same lessons...

Sitting alone in the den Watching the eel Help me find my way home Watching the eel Burrows its head in the sand Daylight has come There shall be rest in a while Daylight has come I cannot reveal The words of the golden eel Who can explain all thes...

Sometimes the ones you hold so close can make you cry but it's a pain in the ass to let 'em go with a battered wish you hoped that the monkey wore a tie but it's no surprise to find he don't put the pointed pencil in the pepper-po and take a little sniff of t...

Hey little boy, whatcha got there? kind sir it's a mollusk i've found did you find it in the sandy ground? does it emulate the ocean's sound? yes I found it on the ground emulating the ocean's sound bring forth the mollusk cast unto me let's be forever...

Look out you son of a bitch Goddamn motherfucker Do you know who you're fucking with? You're fucking with the stallion, mang. You're fucking with the goddamn, mang. You're fucking with the stallion, mang. Goddamn piece of shit. On my dick you should sit. Do...

For hither not, I am the stallion. Come fear, come love, I am the stallion. You know that I am the stallion, mang. I am, I am the stallion, mang. You know that I am the stallion, mang. I live, I walk, I am the stallion, mang. Hair-throng goo-tongue, stallion...

I feel a tick in my head and he's sucking on my head in the morning I'll be dead if he doesn't leave my head why can't he go away why does he have to stay maybe he wanna play but I can only say I'll get you I'll burn you I'll crush you I'll flush you (down, d...

Transdermal celebration Caused a slight mutation In the rift It toppled down a nation And left the people running for the hills But the mutants that I see Shine their beauty unto me I wish you could see them Tectonic tribulation Formed a crust of gre...

up on th' hill (trad.) up on th' hill down by the river by the ocean across the field by the word of the boognish lordy lordy lord i'm comin' home when i was younger my mamma told me she said 'gener, i wanna smell it.' then she smelled it and it was smelly an...

Voodoo lady, shakin' that stick and drivin' me crazy Your eyes look red and hazy Doin' that stuff that you do Messin' me up with your voodoo You drive me crazy with that Boogie oogie oogie oogie oogie oogie oogie oogie You drive me crazy with that...

I'm waving my dick in the wind waving my dick in the wind if it all goes right, I'll be in your arms tonight but I'm wavin' my dick in the wind I'm lost in the sauce once again I'm lost in the sauce once again If I make it through the night everything...

wayne's pet youngin' morgan's pain succumbs to the frame in a zany combination of wayne's pet youngin' astral plane conversing lame in a zany combination of wayne's pet youngin' a stained pane drownin' out the rain in a zany combination of wayne's pet youngi...

The wash is out It's hanging up And all I have Is nothing Nothing to do Nothing to say I think I must be dreaming The sun comes up and I'm all washed out Is this what Deaner was talkin' about I don't think I will ever return again my friend If I was king I'd...

you fucked up you bitch you really fucked up you fucked up you fuckin' nazi whore you dicked me over but now you'll pay you fucked up aaaahhh. top 

Slow four...one two three four... Bless the father bless the son Cross your heart 'cause you're the one Collectin' moon-beams in the mornin' Curvy sticks and wooden poles Assistin' you in pluggin' holes Plug them holes till you see straight through to the min...

There were beverages laid out for the party There were candy and spices and tricolored pastas The meat carved was drawn from succulent juices Served on platters of the purest gold I was calm when we arrived at the party I spoke with fervor, embracing the...

Gimme that z, o-l-o-f-t Gimme a grip, make me love me Suckin' 'em down, I'm happy man Can feel it inside, makin' me smile Realize that the sky's not made of gold Don't disguise the nature of your soul Gimme that z, o-l-o-f-t No longer pissed and you d...