Watsky

I know why they call them labels Because you have to fit a label now to fit a label But If I'm a pussy, then I guess I did my kegels I got it on lox, I'll bring the bagels It kind of feels like middle school again when they call I think the majors can't q...

Chorus (x2) I thought Swag was dead way before this I thought Swag had been buried in the forest But then Bieber said Swag in a chorus And I went and bought a big fat thesarus Verse 1 you're a Boss hog, you're a top dog You're so slamming, that...

I got a new kind of sexy I'm working on a recipe for rich And exotic combinations of some fresh kinds of sexy A new kind of sexy, yeah [Watsky] My face is like the California government In terms of how it tends to budget what it's covered in Hair f...

Chorus All I wanted to do is write rhymes All I ever wanted to do is write rhymes All I ever wanted to do is write rhymes (Huh?) Is that a crime? (What?) To write rhymes? Verse 2 I don't be an economist I don't want to be a cheap novelist I...

[Hook] One tape in the deck One way to connect (all I need is one) One moment alone One reason to roam One place I call home (all I need is one) One tick on the clock One trick up my sleeve One thing to believe (all I need is one) One person to love One verse...

lalalalala lalalalalala lalalalala lalalalalala I look at you and I'm all like whatever I think of you and I'm all like whatever I dream of you and I'm all like whatever I got to do, whatever I got to do yeah maybe I think about you sometimes yeah may...

[Verse 1: Watsky] Happy's not a faucet that'll flow when a handle is turned I wanna handle my shit, but it hasn't occurred I need the stamina, keep on like my grandmama When I'm not on camera I gotta be a man of my word And be a greater guy, not some thin...

I used to think I was a Marxist Now I go to less marches It's not that I don't want to start shit But I don't want to start shit Unless it's where my heart sits I don't keep a knife under my seat To join the revolution and spill blood in the street Rather hav...

You want to know Then I'll try To tell you how it is There Isn't ever much Cracking the coconut hoping to get me to open wide Now If you want to know Then all you have to do is ask me I don't have a thing to hide I walk in the office of my orthodontist and wit...

Geogrie porgie Used his 4G Grouptext to set up an orgy It's not just a smartphone It's in mensa So healthy it's made of polenta Not expensive and it tastes great It'll help you lose weight Lames can't hate The phone is a boat And the boat's ship shap...

[Verse 1] You will if you didn't feel it before Ever since I was a kid never really been bored Swinging from building to building with my umbilical chord But they don't know what I really endured They say Godzilla been summoned but we're not running Atti...

[Verse 1] I hear a little patience what a man need But bottling the feelings’ll make a man bleed The words leave my mouth in a stampede Watch em galloping, breaking records for land speed My heart pumps and my lips tend to obey You're just so Bay, I hope...

[Intro] Veneficia! Veneficia! Seven trumpets! Veneficia! [Verse 1] Easy, with a ballot, we can put a reality TV personality in DC Speak free if you can see how this delicate fucking matter developed but, man, it beats me! (Oh my Gooood!) Two fleets ke...

INTRO So much to do So much to see So much for you So much for me So much to do and see So much for you and me Verse When I'm thirty five I'll learn to work a potter's wheel When I'm forty I'll forty go streaking at a soccerfield And if th...

[Chorus] I don’t know what was wrong But I wasn’t as strong I’ve seen daisies hold cannonballs above them But if this was a dream I still know that I’ve seen Fields of daisies hold cannonballs above them [Poetry Section] I’m so far from perfect You s...

[Hook] Out on the curb again On the curb again I’ve come to learn it’s hard and firm Out on the curb again [Bridge x2] I’m in my room making cardboard castles With shoestring rope Soup spoon drawbridge Tinfoil moat I’m still dreaming after all these years [V...

[Verse 1] I got a year’s supply of capsules (capsules) I got a bottle full of friends (full of friends, full of friends, full of friends) They’re always right around (around) To come show me the town (the town) Delivered through a filtered lens My doctor...

(George) Your first rap show posted in the back row Of a sea of white kids bent on supermanning that ho Pretty soon you're buying fitted hats and high tops Pretending that you're black enough and rapping with the lights off It's like a cyclops with one closed...

6th grade, I remember my first dance Steady searching through the mix for a slowdance Like the marshmallow pieces in the lucky charms Cause that's golden your opportunity for romance But on the fast songs the numbers between That's when you get to show th...

I ain't afraid, I'm the man, I'm the great I laugh in the face of danger I'm on the edge so you best be prepared There's something in the air, it's danger I never cared, lions, tigers and bears I ain't scared, you can bring that danger If you want to survive,...

[Verse 1] The first time I went back to homeroom from the hospital I thought that being more embarrassed was impossible But God, the second time it really turned my stomach Now I’m the kid who collapses and then spazzes out in public This time was a bowling al...

Swing, out of your shoes And if you should lose this time Keep on swinging and swinging and soon When you connect With all of your strength Look up and you might see a dent in the moon [1] Yeah, you see them craters? That was ‘cause a kid said there’d...

Suspended the same month I won the city science fair I won most likely to succeed and teachers nightmare guess I was quite scary, some hate a binary Sent to the principals office straight from the libary But since my voice was about as high as Mariah C...

My policy is to call em as I see em no filler Quality people lift me up like the coliseum pillars Some go from pitching religion to sipping 
on kombucha Politicians switching positions like it's the Kama Sutra Our narcissism has got us caught up like 
bars...

My head's up in the sky it's higher than the clouds are I like to look up at the stars and wonder how far From what I hear about a billion babies are delivered every day and so it's like the planet is a clown car I know it probably shouldn't work, but we all f...

Chorus- Mieka Pauley When the sun sets on the city It's something to behold Cause when the sun sets on the city Everything turns gold For now you're young and pretty And you'll be lovely when you're old Cause when the sun sets on the city Everything turns gold...

[Intro] Have you ever seen a corpse? How about an exquisite one? Think about Frankenstein’s monster Now think about fun You’re getting it, good! Johnny starts with a leg. I sew on an arm. Then you lend a hand We each add our piece Now, what kind of bea...

[Verse 1] Did the bull crush me or do I still give a fuck? Is my heart ripped out or just shriveled up? Add water and it's back like a brine shrimp Rob, pimp, fuck, steal, murder, limp by, scrimp Welcome to your life, kid, rock bottom shithole Grab a sho...

Verse 1 [Watsky] Spun a web of lies, took notes from Charlotte Throw a red herring, paint the White House scarlet Pennsylvania Ave was the last red carpet Then Bush relapsed like a rehab starlet I feel carsick Stop the Paris Hilton carousel Hot as hell...

[Verse 1] It’s hard to be living You gotta play the cards you were given You think it’s simple but it goddamn isn’t It’s tougher now than breaking out of Shawshank prison And as you’re hittin your prime People say you been committing a crime But I won’t quit t...

Eh-eh-eh-em Fu-Fu-Fu-Fu-Fuck an MC Name I don't need a god damn MC Name I got nothing to hide, you got something to say (George Watsky doesn't need a fucking MC Name) Fu-Fu-Fu-Fu-Fuck an MC Name I don't need a god damn MC Name I got nothing to hide, you got...

[Intro] Oh no, hey Oh no, hey [Chorus] Excuse me while I fuck it up Please excuse me while I fuck it up Excuse me while I fuck it up Again [Verse 1] Wanna crash in slow-mo (Oh no) Repeat our patterns and blow, oh no I’m all plaid, you’re all mad...

Intro : Guy: Haha ha ha, that was funny man Watsky: That was funny? Guy: Yeah. So what's the, uh, what's the real track 4, though? W: The real track? Guy: Yeah. That's- you're not actually gonna put that on the record though W: Yeah. That's actually tra...

Verse 1 (Mieka) Minding my own business Knock at the door, who is it? Be right there, one minute Gotta get up and go get it Got white hair, eyes all crazy Now most madmen don't faze me But these guys, I'll admit it, got me scared we're finished...

I love all cats even copy cats Dr. Seuss cats in their floppy hats I love bobcats I love tomcats and your mom cats even wombats love a fruit bat hate a combat love a comerade hate a Comcast bill I don't want to battle but if you just wanna fight th...

[Chorus
] I’m going down I’m going down I’m going down On you [Verse 1] I’m breathing deep then I leap in I’m going under Like eating that V’s the key to how we can beat global hunger Achieve total peace on earth I’m a freak, I’m a local wonder Mor...

[Chorus] Here, take my career Give her your health Let me have the love you share I've been alone for a long time Picked the faint praise of strangers Over one who truly cares He keeps the faith in a dark room Fingers twitching like moth wings Hoping...

keep it fresh like i'm tupperwear quail man, outside underwear I'm the Mail man, I always deliver I don't have it in pocket then I got it in my other pair Baggin saggin Barry slap an adversry I'm not tan A lady had been sucking on my milky body t...

[Verse 1] It's the American dream But if you pull on the thread, it's gonna tear at the seam See what I mean? We don't tend to scream Baby, we just stare at the screen Like it's a preacherman up at the pulpit Some with the scars end up holding the bullwh...

I know I'm just as strong as Hercules Because it's wired in my circuitry And if I'm just as strong as Hercules You'll see I'm just as strong as Hercules Verse 1 [Watsky] In 1638 they came from Sweden Ship shape settlers late looking for Eden The Delaware trib...

Hey, asshole See the sun is shining But you are not smiling And I don't know why And I don't know why And I don't know why I'm an asshole Cause the sun is shining But I am not smiling And I don't know why And I don't know why And I don't...

Chorus (Passion) (2X) I got this love (3X) Because because because because Verse 1 Because of Jonestown Because of Auschwitz Because the leaves fall and we can't stop it But that makes fall leaves I'mma start a mosh pit (ch!) This is your captain Hopping out...

What a beautiful sexy night What a shame someone would try and mess this up right now Look around, I mean I'm hearing everything you are saying But honestly, I don't give a fuck dude! Let me tell you about my GPA, four-O, straight A's and my (I don't give...

[Verse 1] Some got hits about the racks that they earn Say there's Benjamins and Jacksons in their pockets to burn But when they shoot the video, producers pass around a bucket Full of rented jewelry for them to rock and return I know a straight edge rapp...

I've gotta time it right I've gotta plan it through You're a stick of dynamite Hope that I can handle you You're a whole new animal they couldn't hold a candle to So I demand a candid answer, what's a man to do? Could pay a camera crew Get an editor set up in...

[Hook: George Watsky] Rent’s up (That shit’s no good) Starbucks where the skate rink stood It’s a fixture (it does no good) (I know) kill a hipster (Save your hood!) Wrote congress (it did no good) Read scripture (it did no good) You could take a picture or kn...

[Chorus] Why don’t we get high and watch Planet Earth? (x3) Planet Earth, Planet Earth Watch it spin, watch it spin You and me, planet earth [Verse 1] And yes, yes, let's let's let’s get some takeout Press our hearts together like when kids make Barbie...

[Chorus] Limo for emos, limo for emos, limo for emos I'll pick you up (I'll pick you up) I'll pick you up (I'll pick you up) I'll pick you up (Limo for emos, limo for emos) (Let's go) [Verse 1] You've got knives in your broken heart I'm outside in my...

[Verse 1] And the clouds are red and pink like they're wearing a tube of lipstick The sun is dimming while dipping a toe into the Pacific Just gimme a hot jacuzzi A spliff and we'll watch a movie I'm spiffy, man in a jiffy I'm lifted and living groovie...

[Verse 1
] The drum is never the enemy of the pen But when I’m meeting mentally with beat and melody then One of me can turn into ten of me If there’s ten of me, tell me how many heavenly similes can we blend? Like women and men would fall with no friends...

[Verse 1
] I remember vividly My tears dropping on the grey carpet on 
the top step Pops giving me his best guess Me confessing the burning question stressing 
and concerning me and Turning me to 
a wet mess It’s probably nothing I get it, I’m aware I...

What a tangle What a strangling knot to be caught in To be exiled here To be stuck in Berlin with Vienna so near Yet so far from the Emperor’s ear What a strange and impossible sum To be old while to still be so young To have sung before speaking a word...

[Chorus] Don’t let my ghost drag you down If you don’t see me around It doesn’t mean that I fell Yeah I’m doing well I got some roses to smell I hope you smile when I’m gone It means I had the strength to move on To find another story to tell To answe...

Arthur stepped off, yeah he stepped offa the chair Couldn’t weigh a hundred forty pounds And the rope snapped, yeah, the rope snapped And then Arthur found himself looking up from the ground Looking up, looking up, found things looking up Looking up, look...

[Refrain] We're summoning spirits Tearing the labels Clearer than vodka Bottle it up Don't bottle it up [Chorus] Has anybody told you you're a mean ass drunk? Has anybody told you you're a mean ass drunk? Has anybody told you you're a mean ass drunk?...

[Chorus: Mal Devisa] Well I’ve made enemies along the ride I’m afraid I could never be satisfied But each way that I turn I face ahead [Hook: Mal Devisa] Straight through to your midnight heart Straight through to your midnight heart Now you know your...

[Hook] And the moral of the story is And the moral of the story is (Work!) till your arms fall off Till your abs get hard and your bone’s all soft (Just WORK!) till your hands go numb And they cramp and the fans in the stands go dumb [Verse 1] I write till my...

She freaked when she saw me Calmly eating my tamale She followed me home from the diner Now all day she be on me On the other side of the street You can see her through the blinds if you peek With a book propped up on her knees and the blue hair What do...

[Chorus x4:] I’ll never it die, I’ll never let it die, I’ll never let it die [Verse 1:] Cause it isn't the fashion, the cash, and isn't the trashing hotels It's the pit of passion you feel, in the moment you crashed and you fell Then get up and you're sm...

I'm driving to the burbs and before I am coming back I'm pulling in your driveway and I'm rolling front to back I'm shifting forward then reverse my car a bunch as if my Subaru's a wiener getting sexy with your cul de sac LOLOLOL I'm from the avenue a...

[Verse 1] There's something wrong with her There's something wrong with me I don't think that's so wrong, we came by it honestly And honestly, I think mostly everybody does I don't blame you if you need to catch a buzz I've built so much armor, but ring...

The first time I ate avocado was so amazing that I came And that was the first time that I came so the only thing I could compare it to is the taste of avocado. Pretty much the same The first time I got high, I ran into my friend’s bedroom and I hung onto ea...

Chorus There might be other cities Half as raw as our Out in some other distant galaxy Among the stars (But I doubt it) Verse 1 Nothing like the feeling of plane flight homeward The way my stomach dips when the landing gear's lowered Because...

O, hai I’m that guy Built so fly in a silk bow tie Don’t know why i’m built so fly But I am, no lie Oh my Rolled by on a lowride Huffy Sitting on the pegs, shelltoes puffy Cuff rolled up to my calf Class out the ass Bad with the swag like Buffy Gott...

You couldn't see a lot With our crotches under froth On timer-jets the trouble started when the bubbles stopped Now if you wanted you could see each little boy wand Bobbing there as clear as little goldfish in a coi pond And I was hot and prunie As dry a...

Verse 1 Air salad. sex vinaigrette intravenous internet, jazz cigarettes blazé frenzy, officer friendly venti trapaccino, gluten free Henny Crocodile skin in the Bentley graveyard shift at the Denny’s north side plenty, south side pennies I vote Yeezus...

I've been on the blacktop Steady throwing elbows Ever since I was was in corduroys and velcros Ever since you did your impression of Melrose Pace A giggling gaggle of Tickle me Elmos I ate some wheaties and graduated to shell toes Running from a bully, man I'm...

O, hai I’m that guy Built so fly in a silk bow tie Don’t know why i’m built so fly But I am, no lie Oh my Rolled by on a lowride Huffy Sitting on the pegs, shelltoes puffy Cuff rolled up to my calf Class out the ass Bad with the swag like Buffy Gott...

Verse 1 Am I the only one who thinks a bit of soul is nice? some women suck it from you like the poltergeist Cause I can tell the time of day without a diamond on my wrist, I give a __ about your rolly's price I like em bold, and I'll roll the dice Cause...

[Verse 1] It's '86 when my mama has me 30 seconds later when the doctor slaps me 15 years til I get my permit And then 4 more til we're in the backseat Of a taxi, crazy youngfolk And then sun came up but none woke It's 4:20 when I made that dumb joke I...

[Verse 1] I tend to vent a lot It's hard to end a thought I get pent up and I guess I don't know when to stop If I get a mental block, you can hear a pencil drop But if not I'm all talk like a rent a cop I don't wanna mock Ever yet I let it slip Said I gotta g...

[Verse 1] And they wonder what our parents say And they wonder how we'll raise our children And they tell me that I'm living with a monster And they whisper that she took up with a villain But I don't see dragon's scales And I don't see claws and fangs...

[Intro]Annotate Seizure boy? [Verse 1: Watsky] The first thing that happens is the world goes black You just hear a little snap when your neck rolls back You don't bite your tongue off or foam at the lips But before you hit the ground there's a moment of blis...

[Hook] Send in that sunshine Make everything right Turn on your love light Cause baby I’m coming on by Send in that sunshine Make everything right Cause there ain’t no suffering in life That don’t ease with the passage of time [Verse 1] If stars died of old a...

Alright, already, the show goes on All night, till the morning we dream so long Anybody ever wonder, when they would see the sun go Just remember when you come up The show goes on (x2) I don't really give a damn about a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow i...

Fuck you if you love a car for its paint job Love you if you love a car for the road trips Show me the miles and your arms and the pink scar Where the doctor had to pull out all the bone chips Cause you were pressing on the gas just a bit hard Right in the m...

[Verse 1] Mister Softee’s back The block under attack Frozen Mickey Mouse head massacre Mac cherry matte glossed lips smack Please mind the thigh gap Pierced venus fly trap French kiss french roast french toast light frap French-goodbye the nightcap F...

[Chorus] Never been the one to play it cool I never been a fan of fancy shoes I only want to stand for something I don’t care if they approve They don’t know what I’ve been through I only want to stand for something [Verse 1] What was I thinking when...

I’ll be gone when you read this so I just wanted to say I’m sorry to the couple decent people who got in the way and maybe there was a point at which it all coulda been different But this is the position we’re in and it’s pointless to wish that it isn’t Yo...

Everything is A-OK Because I'm strong as an O-A-K (Oak!) But money don't grow on trees (nope) And I'm B-R-O-K-E (Broke!) Them rims them rings them things, you can bring em out I just had my debit card declined at in N out The line is flipping out. Giv...

Refren If I could go back then (back then) If I could go back when (back when) And step into the past (way back) I'd do it all again (again) If I could go back then (back then) If I could go back when (back when) I was a stupidass (dumbass) I'd do it...

Verse 1 one day you opened up your eyes inside of you inside a world inside a universe you didn’t get to choose you didn’t get to pick the rules or pick the past or set the pace or cast the cast and crew you didn’t get to pick your starting place and th...

[Chorus Raquel Rodriguez] They press our teardrops into diamonds They change our sorrows into gold They're gonna turn our blood to rubies We just need someone we can hold [Verse 1 Watsky] Got an issue but it’s getting bigger and bigger In the beginning...

Never have I ever seen Passion of Christ Never have I ever crashed on a bike Or been trapped on an island and had to survive And yes I've been trashed a Saturday night But never have I ever smoked crack from a pipe I've never started one slow clap in my l...

Chorus It's a song about girl the next door I love the girl next door the world's next door They see her- everybody melts She's the girl next door to everybody everybody else It's a song is a song about the girl who sings And every time you hear her si...

[Narration] Once upon a time in a remote Tasmanian trailer park There was born a baby boy by the name of Nedson Willbry One day when Nedson was a baby, his crackhead teen mum Got real distracted watching Teen Mum on the telly and dropped Ned right on his noggi...

Everywhere I look it seems like everybody's pairing off I'm staring at the pairs like they were tits on Lara Croft Even all the dogs I see are clicking so terrific Picking out their favorite puppy's ass to sniff and stickin with it All the faker single lad...

Sometimes I think I'm too honest But to be honest I'm sick, I'm bubonic But less black than the plague which is vague Cause the Black Plague as a name's kinda ironic In that most black folks don't actually kill entire populations of european people, or move...

I'm that dork up in the orchestra on oboe, trick You're just trying to get some chickens on your pogo stick But they'll be hopping off it when you stop the profiting, and then with no dough you'll be like a Dodo when you go extinct I'm in San Francisco sipping...

[Hook] And when the sun burns out We’ll light the world with tiny glowing screens Tiny glowing screens, glowing screens And when the sun burns out We’ll light the world with tiny glowing screens Tiny glowing screens [Verse 1] I’ve seen a person go to shows an...

There’s 7 billion 46 million people on the planet And most of us have the audacity to think we matter Hey, you hear the one about the comedian who croaked? Someone stabbed him in the heart, just a little poke But he keeled over ‘cause he went into battle w...

[Intro] Nothing matters, so it doesn't matter if nothing matters And while you be, be true And if you won't, fuck you Burn your clothes Open the wine Close your eyes Freeze time [Verse 1: Watsky] You’re officially welcome to grab your crotches Synch...

(Verse 1) A couple red sons popping out a new womb Twins come twice, once in a blue moon Feeling like a joke in the nude, rude humor We were born premature, and they said "Too soon" Sing a new tune, act less fickle Most twins cling like a pair of testicl...

[Hook] Back in the day Daddy would say That if I kept on making ugly faces And I wasn’t careful it’d stay that way Oh great! Wow, no shit Ooh, hooray, that’s so sick! [Oooh! Ack! Brrrr] With a little bit of luck maybe one of those sticks [Verse 1] I’ll be fee...

[Verse 1: Watsky] You were on the bed in that pretty little thong With a ribbon on it, when I said to pick a song You had a feeling for some healing with that Marvin Gaye Begins with "let's," ends with "get it on" I get it. you're ready to fuck And it's time f...

Hello, hello, hello, hello It's a motherfucking pleasure No pressure But would you like to blow my mind And move too fast and plan our perfect lives together? Holy, holy, holy, holy (holy shit!) You mean to tell me, tell me, tell You're tough to love w...

[Chorus] It's too nice out Let's play hooky And get high 'til we both float away We won't show today Doesn't matter what they say What goes up can stay (Uh, uh) [Verse 1] If you tell me I'm the one While we're lying in the sun Would you sign it on a...

[Chorus] She's capsizing and the sea keeps rising and my kneecaps start to shake If I can't save us, will the sea come take us when the whitecaps start to break? Women and children First sight of the new world [Post-Chorus] We tried a lot, she cried a l...

chorus 1 I know my momma loves me I know my poppa loves me I know the camera loves me I can tell my brother loves me I know that Boston loves And San Francisco loves me I love the city back, I just can't help it, it's so lovely verse 1 I'm...

[Chorus] (x2) Whoa whoa whoa What do you take us for? [Verse 1] I'm a phenomenon, and I gotta bring pain in The Octagon When I wanna spit game at a soccer mom I get it quicker than the left lane in the Autobahn, fast Like Ramadan, and I battle young pa...

Looking out my window Talking to my cat like he's kinfolk I sip a coke and I drink slow I'm in limbo No plan B No girlfriend, I just need to meet a nympho But I won't cause I'm more sensitive than my lymph nodes And I give too much info You can't upzip After s...

[Verse 1] His footprints are fading away from the beach We're not a family to pray or to preach But daddy's best friend took a handful of pills and now he's at a podium making a speech Yesterday night after dark He carefully wrote his remarks But everyon...

Verse 1 yesterday i signed my first tit soft with the pen because i didn't want to burst it I did it cursive. i took my sweet time i tried to put my personality in each line like I do with each rhyme cause in the worst case that's what put this b...

[Chorus] I’m pleading guilty with the Crown today That’s all I got to say I will not lie to you I had to try my luck across the sea Now we’re history I’m saying goodbye to you [Verse 1
] Yes, I’ve been a mess With the pressure the stress See ya neve...