Warp 11

You're flesh and bone and silicone You're all by yourself, but you're never alone You're pretty smooth, for a chick full of wires So cold to the touch But you set me on fire Assimilate me Dominate me Short circuit my mind Energize me Your thighs alwa...

There was this guy His name was Jim You can call him Kirk Or the Captain He had a tan And lots of women Every episode He got to blow his l*** He worked with Spock He was a rock No emotion Nothing could rattle him His blood was green And Pon Farr...

I've got a major mind malfunction Set a course for self destruction Beaming down to a world of hurt I've got a contract to fulfill And a phaser set to kill You better put on your bright red shirt I've got tachyons to spare You better beware I want vio...

I'd like to dedicate this song to all my fans And also tell you how this little thing began Cause I don't think a lotta people understand Oh how I came to be in a Star Trek band In the beginning, yeah they came to me Said that I was the one to even out t...

Captain Kirk and Jesus Christ They both made the ultimate sacrifice To save our souls and save our race One on the cross One in outer space I've prayed for miracles in my daily life An end to hunger, disease and strife My answer lay in the stars above...

I'm gonna build a tractor beam into the front of my belt buckle Lock on to an alien and draw her deep down in to suckle And if that doesn't work, well, I'll probably do the knuckle shuffle My warp core is on overdrive and your shields are already down You...

Comlink's on the kitchen sink And red shirt's in the dryer Orders came from up above Looks like my time's expired I know I won't make it back From Ceti Alpha Three Last chance to boldly go Down on me Won't you boldly go down on me? Won't you boldly g...

Captain caught me on the holodeck With a blaster in my hand He looked so mad I thought I was out of the band I was trying to think of something to say But my R2 unit gave me away And the captain looked at me and said, "We're a Star Trek band Put the f...

You gotta look a little wormy You gotta give a little whine You gotta quit the federation You gotta travel through time Crusher Just wanna hang around with Geordi And maybe play with Data too It makes you really, really angry When the captain tells y...

Deanna Troi What's on my mind? What am I thinking? As I see you from behind I sense it's good I sense it's right I wanna beam you to my bed Every day and every night Oh, we'll go live on Betazed Take me now I won't put up a fight Deanna Troi What'...

Everything I do, I do with William Shatner Loosing all my hair while my belly's growing fat-ner And when I drink too much He holds my hair in his hands And while I'm blowing chunks He treats me like the captain Oh, when we get together we boldly go Tal...

I worm your hole and I milk your way I tap that a** just like George Takei I breach your core till you're gonna blow I make you come, I make you boldly go I shouldn't have to tell you, baby I'm fully functional You're an alien girl and you got spots on...

Well you got questions Star Trek or Star Trak? To boldly go, but what about the trip back? Who came first - the Gorn or the Sleestack? Why does a Talosian head look like a b___ crack? I don't know Here's the thing I'm just the captain I'm here to sing...

I got a warp core head and a photon spread I got a nitro burning prime directive I got an alien race sitting on my **** I got a mind like a Borg collective I got a supersonic mouth and it's headed south My technique will leave you reeling, oh And when y...

He's Dead Jim Something did him in It ought to be a sin He's Dead Jim He's Dead Jim Don't know what it could have been But it was the death of him He's Dead Jim He's Dead Jim We should jettison Him Before the stink sets in He's Dead Jim He's Dea...

Well, ah, help me Spock. The shields are down The wormhole's caving in I've been up and down the galaxy And I never seem to win I got a forlorn Gorn and he's at my back And he ain't preaching "No kill I" Well, he's slow and green and really, really me...

I wanna holosuite woman Gonna treat me right Give me hot steamy lovin' on a holosuite night I can make her real nasty I can fill her full of charm Well, I can give her 20 b______ and 14 arms You know 14 arms Yeah, my holosuite woman Yeah, she feel so...

There's a dead guy in a red shirt A red shirt in a world of hurt Be it death from above or the hem of a skirt He'll end up six feet under the dirt I've been a star fleet brat since the day I was born But I never should have put on this uniform I could h...

Trippin', yeah I been trippin' five years I left my mind far behind, don't know why I'm even here Wreckin' my Star Fleet career For saying f*** the prime directive and the final frontier I got logic But I ain't logical I only beam down When my b**** ar...

I was running Romulan ale Across the Neutral Zone Picked up a hitcher around DS4 So I wouldn't warp the years alone He was as thin as a skeleton And his uniform was torn to shreds I said, "Buddy are you okay?" And this is what he said He said, "No" H...

We come from up above Our bodies heavenly We bring you peace and love Then conquer everything We are among you now You can't trust what you see We come from far away We come here to deceive You will burn You will learn You will learn to love the in...

First they took my TOS Then they took my TNG Said “bon voyage” to Voyager Now there’s nothing left for me Decommissioned DS9 Now there’s no more Enterprise Erased the animated show Yeah, she met a quick demise The final frontier has been finalized T...

Well, space is cold. It's so ******* lonely And though I'm bold. I'm pretty ******* homely I got a heavy load. It's ******* overwhelming And I may explode. This mother******* ship I'm helming I had a rough day at work And my back really hurts The crew d...

Well I'm a sittin' on the Enterprise Snackin' on bourbon and replicated fries Starin' at the stars, I take another sip Feels like my brain has abandoned ship Spoke to a Vulcan just the other day Said he had transferred from the Botany Bay Said he liked...

Through space, Through time we dont care what we find only one thing on our minds it's, Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill Klingons (X2) yeah yeah yeah we go we're bolt and we don't do what we're told that is unless we are told to, Kill, kill, kil...

Sulu got another DUI Took his license Now he cannot fly Uhura's got to get another line Girl is on the phone all the time Really something strange about Yeoman Rand Turned out that that woman was a man Scotty blew the warp core out again Didn't change...

Lay your head and go to sleep my child And I will tell you tales of yesterday Listen to the story of our savior And what came to pass that fateful day Hayaho Paying homage at the ancient temple The daughter of the chief she found him there She watched...

Scotty stole my love and he gave it to another Now, I'm twice removed and as p___ed as Data's brother I said, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah" "No, no, no, no, no" Make it so Kirk stole my green b____ and they drank all my Tranya Now I'm...

Beverly You can call me Wesley If I can call you mommy Make it so Make it so Deanna Troi I think you know what I'd enjoy I want to be your boy toy Make it so Make it so Make it so Make it so 7 of 9 For a Borg, you're so fine a__imilate me anyti...

I'm a man on a mission I'm a man on a quest Got a green girl on my arm A shiny arrow upon my chest The sun is my guide now And the stars are my map Push the engines to the limit Am I ever coming back? I'm a man on a mission to where no man has gone be...

From the day he took his white suit off And left the midget far behind He started taking steroids Froze himself in time Now he's slept the sleep of centuries A superman from the past From hell's heart he will stab at thee And get eugenic on your a__ My...

I'm in love with an electric man An android Adonis with a yellow tan His name is Data I'm such a fan Oh, how I dream about this wired man He's so logical He's so clear We'll get it on a light year from here. He's such a turn on this space age man My...

I got a bladder infection on Rigel VII A bladder infection, oh no I got genital warts from Mr. Warf I got genital warts, oh no I need a rectal exam From a hologram I need some Corbomite To kill my parasite I need a hypo spray So I won't hear them sa...

Are you a wizard? Are you a god? Are you here just to pissed off Picard? Oh, what do you care? Are you surprised? No one likes you here on the Enterprise Why do you do What you do When you do? That voodoo that you do That you for you Q Your bitte...

To boldly go - don't you see? Is just a ploy - it's a f****** conspiracy The final frontier Is just a lie that kills thousands every year 'Cause you and me - don't you see Brainwashed at the f****** academy This red shirt - I'll say it loud It ain't not...

She had long legs and blond hair And a skirt cut to here She's the sexiest go-go boot wearin' little hottie In the final frontier She had a digital clipboard As she walked down the hall And when she looked at the bridge crew She knew that she could hav...

Captain's log And we're all out of beer And we drank the last Tranya About a light year from here Now the crew's gettin' restless And my throat's getting dry If we don't re-supply Said we're all gonna die Captain's log And I'm getting the shakes 'Cau...

Computer I need her Can't you please Can't you please Please Repeat her Repeat her Can't you find it in your heart Or maybe your circuit boards To replicate my love Computer I love her I can't stand another day Another week Another stardate W...

They know all the secrets that you hide And they know the truths you have denied They're the masters of disguise They're not to be outdone The phaser they have pointed at you isn't set on stun Section 31 Beaming microfilm through outer space Sabotagin...

I'm the creature from outer space The dark half of your black and white face I am the machine that makes the man I'm the big white ape with his horn in his hand Black as a hole in the middle of space Hard as the scowl on a Romulan's face The needs of th...

He'll beat up Klingons and he'll blow up Gorn If it wasn't for Star Trek he'd be making p___, yeah Scoring with chicks since the day he was born, yeah The day he dies, how we will mourn, yeah He ain't in it for the money He don't get paid He's on a fiv...

Well she got warp drive And she got speed She pack the kind of firepower that every Captain needs She got the sleekest body And the slickest hull I gotta, gotta stay on course and make her lose control Well she hard wired And she got chips She got the...

Gonna take a five year tour Boldly go where no man's gone before Gonna travel to the end And make new friends Move ahead warp factor ten Put a miniskirt on my yeoman Represent the human race And we'll make space A happy place To boldly go where no m...

Ultrasonic Planet-Burner Orbital Death-Ray s___emen all the way All the way All the way All right All the astronauts are evil men s___e opera Posotronic Laser-Beam Death-Pod Spore-Spay Captain Kirk saves the day Saves the day Saves the day Saves th...

Well, I got blood wine flowing through my veins Some punk a__ Vulcan trying to meld my brain Got the captain screaming at me better make it so Yeah, beam me up Scotty gotta go, go, go, go, go Spock me, shock me, green b____ rock me go Work me, jerk me, C...

I tell my story 'bout what happened to me My house was feuding with another family I want to be sure that you understand 'Cause I died the day I took my bat'leth in hand I'm a lover, I never really could fight But then I tried to go and prove my might T...

Well, if you cut me will I not bleed green? If you got half a brain You'll know what I mean My prime directive is to rock If you don't like it you can suck my Suck it Suck my Spock Well, you don't like my pointy ears I only pon farr every seven years...

The bathtub's the bridge And you've got the helm Hot water burnin' burnin' Overwhelms And you've got control of the showerhead So, lather me, lather me up baby Warp speed ahead Come on and suds, suds, suds me up Sulu Come on and suds, suds, suds me up...

The bathtub's the bridge and you've got the helm Hot water burns, it overwhelms You've got control of the shower head So lather me up, warp speed ahead Come on and suds me up, Sulu I feel so dirty all covered in grunge Get the captain's toupee, I need...

They made me drive the d___ ship for a five-year tour I never got a medal and I never got to score I never saw a piece of the action I got so g***** bored I chased the f****** captain with a mother*** sword I'm Sulu Well I don't like the Klingons, I got...

I had a job washing dishes at an old bar and grill After hours I drink like a fool With a mighty good friend who happened to bartend His way through medical school He was a young star fleet doctor About fell off his rocker when his assignment came in Cou...

It was a warm summer's night when I sat down to write The prettiest song ever written about Star Trek The sky was clear Full of stars above I thought of Kirk and his crew And their mission of love And I sang the first verse Of the prettiest song ever w...

They put creatures in our bodies, yeah they put creatures in our minds Creatures in our bodies, yeah they didn't waste any time Creatures in our bodies and now I am a slave Creatures in our bodies, I wouldn't have it any other way Oh, I obey You command...

Well, I got the worm and you got the hole I'm in command but you are in control Well, I got the time if you got the space I'll paint the black and white upon your face I'm the Venus you're the drug You're the Trill and I'm the slug You're the warp and I...

She knows every episode She wears the boots that go-go-go She's got a red miniskirt She makes me play Captain Kirk Trekkie girl, Trekkie girl We go to conventions She gives me erections Girl - my Trekkie girl She paints her skin green And it's not Ha...

I lost my baby Let me tell you Right around episode three or four He put on a shirt of a red hue And then he walked right out the door He said he'd be safe, not to worry The captain was coming along But when he died, I got so very sad And that's why I...

Captain Kirk and Vicodin Nicotine and Romulans TNG and THC Captain Pike and PCP Drink until the bottles dry An overdose will "No Kill I" Another night of Tribbles and Ecstasy Venus drugs and Mescaline Harry Mudd and Heroin Deanna Troy and Dexatrim B...

We got warp drive coursing through our amps And photon torpedoes hiding in our pants We're on a five year tour just like Mr. Spock And the prime directive is to rock We got dilithium crystals in our guitars And we're the loudest thing from here to Mars...

She's a warp core on the dance floor She's on full power But she always wants more She's a tripped out cordrazine raving whoa Engage She's a warp drive She's an enterprise They say she's dead, Jim But she's still alive She's a dominion dominant talki...

Welcome to our cube When we are through You will become we And we will become you Soon you will find Soon you will see That you can't avoid Becoming we Welcome to our cube Welcome to your fate Never to know fear Never to know hate Never to know...

I've got a girl, the coolest girl in the world But she ain't fly for the guys in sci-fi And I'm a guy with a model Enterprise Imagine her surprise if she ever finds out I've got a queen, but she only wears blue jeans And I am a guy in Kirk t-shirt Black...

To boldly go where no man's gone before I said, I think I've been there But I'm not really sure You know, I've heard it said that s___e is the final frontier Well honey, any place you know is better than here So open up your wormhole Engage you with my...

I'm like Odo I'm jelly I got a slug in my belly I can say "He's dead, Jim" like Deforest Kelly I'm like Scotty when I party Cause I need more time To get with all of the honeys At least 7 of 9 So give me Tranya I'm on ya And I'm gonna wrath of Kahn y...

I'm like Odo - I'm jelly I can say, "He's dead, Jim," just like Deforest Kelly I'm like Scotty when I party, 'cause I need more time To get with all of the honeys - at least seven of nine Yeah brother Feel my tachyon I'm on your a** like a p___ed off Kl...

Well I'm getting older, I'm not getting bolder I've been in this band for a while Has it all been worthwhile? And as I type "engage" on another page I question if I could have been wrong But then I rhyme "boldly go" with "green-skinned h* " And I sing y...