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7 Of Mine

You're flesh and bone and silicone You're all by yourself, but you're never alone You're pretty smooth, for a chick full of wires So cold to the touch But you set me on fire Assimilate me Dominate me Short circuit my mind Energize me Your thighs alwa...

A Song For People Who Never Watch Star Trek

There was this guy His name was Jim You can call him Kirk Or the Captain He had a tan And lots of women Every episode He got to blow his l*** He worked with Spock He was a rock No emotion Nothing could rattle him His blood was green And Pon Farr...

Auto Destruct

I've got a major mind malfunction Set a course for self destruction Beaming down to a world of hurt I've got a contract to fulfill And a phaser set to kill You better put on your bright red shirt I've got tachyons to spare You better beware I want vio...

Beam Into Me

I'd like to dedicate this song to all my fans And also tell you how this little thing began Cause I don't think a lotta people understand Oh how I came to be in a Star Trek band In the beginning, yeah they came to me Said that I was the one to even out t...

Beam Me Up to Heaven

Captain Kirk and Jesus Christ They both made the ultimate sacrifice To save our souls and save our race One on the cross One in outer space I've prayed for miracles in my daily life An end to hunger, disease and strife My answer lay in the stars above...

Belt Buckle Tractor Beam

I'm gonna build a tractor beam into the front of my belt buckle Lock on to an alien and draw her deep down in to suckle And if that doesn't work, well, I'll probably do the knuckle shuffle My warp core is on overdrive and your shields are already down You...

Boldly Go Down on Me

Comlink's on the kitchen sink And red shirt's in the dryer Orders came from up above Looks like my time's expired I know I won't make it back From Ceti Alpha Three Last chance to boldly go Down on me Won't you boldly go down on me? Won't you boldly g...

Captain Caught Me on the Holodeck

Captain caught me on the holodeck With a blaster in my hand He looked so mad I thought I was out of the band I was trying to think of something to say But my R2 unit gave me away And the captain looked at me and said, "We're a Star Trek band Put the f...

Crusher

You gotta look a little wormy You gotta give a little whine You gotta quit the federation You gotta travel through time Crusher Just wanna hang around with Geordi And maybe play with Data too It makes you really, really angry When the captain tells y...

Deanna What's On My Mind

Deanna Troi What's on my mind? What am I thinking? As I see you from behind I sense it's good I sense it's right I wanna beam you to my bed Every day and every night Oh, we'll go live on Betazed Take me now I won't put up a fight Deanna Troi What'...

Everything I Do, I Do With William Shatner

Everything I do, I do with William Shatner Loosing all my hair while my belly's growing fat-ner And when I drink too much He holds my hair in his hands And while I'm blowing chunks He treats me like the captain Oh, when we get together we boldly go Tal...

Fully Functional

I worm your hole and I milk your way I tap that a** just like George Takei I breach your core till you're gonna blow I make you come, I make you boldly go I shouldn't have to tell you, baby I'm fully functional You're an alien girl and you got spots on...

Give It Up for the Captain

Well you got questions Star Trek or Star Trak? To boldly go, but what about the trip back? Who came first - the Gorn or the Sleestack? Why does a Talosian head look like a b___ crack? I don't know Here's the thing I'm just the captain I'm here to sing...

Gotta Make It So

I got a warp core head and a photon spread I got a nitro burning prime directive I got an alien race sitting on my **** I got a mind like a Borg collective I got a supersonic mouth and it's headed south My technique will leave you reeling, oh And when y...

He's Dead Jim

He's Dead Jim Something did him in It ought to be a sin He's Dead Jim He's Dead Jim Don't know what it could have been But it was the death of him He's Dead Jim He's Dead Jim We should jettison Him Before the stink sets in He's Dead Jim He's Dea...

Help Me Spock

Well, ah, help me Spock. The shields are down The wormhole's caving in I've been up and down the galaxy And I never seem to win I got a forlorn Gorn and he's at my back And he ain't preaching "No kill I" Well, he's slow and green and really, really me...

Holosuite Woman

I wanna holosuite woman Gonna treat me right Give me hot steamy lovin' on a holosuite night I can make her real nasty I can fill her full of charm Well, I can give her 20 b______ and 14 arms You know 14 arms Yeah, my holosuite woman Yeah, she feel so...

I Always Knew I would Die Alone

There's a dead guy in a red shirt A red shirt in a world of hurt Be it death from above or the hem of a skirt He'll end up six feet under the dirt I've been a star fleet brat since the day I was born But I never should have put on this uniform I could h...

I Am Not Herbert

Trippin', yeah I been trippin' five years I left my mind far behind, don't know why I'm even here Wreckin' my Star Fleet career For saying f*** the prime directive and the final frontier I got logic But I ain't logical I only beam down When my b**** ar...

I'm Dead, Jim

I was running Romulan ale Across the Neutral Zone Picked up a hitcher around DS4 So I wouldn't warp the years alone He was as thin as a skeleton And his uniform was torn to shreds I said, "Buddy are you okay?" And this is what he said He said, "No" H...