Voltaire

I hear your voice And the world goes away I see your face And this place is okay Oh, for just a moment of your time Oh, now, that'd be sublime Do you hear me? I'm here for you You don't see me I'm way in the back of the ballroom I've been here since...

Ill buy the champaign Take it back to the place We're staying tonight Thats right, A hotel down the way I'll take you out to a play Keep ya dry in the rain And ill open each door Before your chivalry's my way But in time ill make you sigh And here's...

You learn a lot about a girl The way that you meet her Was she with a guy when you met her? How did she treat him? Was she lying to her man To be out holding your hand? Yeah, you learn a lot about a girl Do you really believe that with you it will b...

There was once an accordion player who didn't go to war.
 His mother said, "I know all you wanna do is play but can't you see what's going on? 
It's not about you anymore, 
It's not about you anymore.
 It's not about you anymore, 
It's not about you anym...

Monday, time for alchemy I'm buried behind the gallery Come in and see a band from Norway or Japan Pick up the CD while you're able someone on a tiny German label Miss Gothic NYC Hey, save a dance for me and please deposit if you please some black l...

The sun goes down, while children listen All the way down Black as a crow is the space in which you leave me standing All the way down If you'd seen the light of day I'd hold you here tonight And if you'd seen the light we'd go All the way down Up th...

All women are crazy,
 All men are dumb. 
'Cause though we know they're crazy,
 We still want some.
It's nothing new,
 And it's sad but true:
 That we just can't quit 'em,
 And we can't live with 'em,
 What's a man to do?

 Back in the bible
 There wa...

What did I ever do to you that you should treat me this way? is it really such a crime for an angel to speak his mind? in time I'll try to shed some light if I were a big boy I wouldn't cry but since I'm not a big boy I'll have to cry what did I ever...

There's a field of flowers and they smell like you and i go walking through them when i feel you near me you know I'd love to pick one for my lapel but you know there are too many insects watching I'm afraid they'd tell on me and here the skies are neither...

Do I look the same to you? Cause I don't feel so You know everything must change As time goes by Though it feels like yesterday When we first met I feel I'm sinking deeper Do you look the same to me? Well I don't think so Cause you know everythin...

You're a fountain of blood In the shape of a girl I'm the bird on the brim Hynotized by the whirl I drink you- make you feel real Wet my beak in your stream The game we're playing is life Love's a two way dream Leave me now - return tonight The tide...

Did you find what you were looking for? And did you hear what you needed to hear? And did I serve you well, did I serve you well, Did I serve any purpose? Any one at all? Did you come for redemption? Or a resurrection Perhaps a bandage for a gapping w...

Jason: Live long and prosper, if you're one of us. Voltaire: May the force be with you, unless that phrase don't fit you. Jason: Forever, we have been at odds. Voltaire: Cause you're a drooling Trekkie Jason: Says the Lucas lackey. Voltaire (lead), Jason...

Here, on the side by the wake And I'm freezing There is a light up ahead And I rise and float through the air Through a tunnel Now the light's up ahead Here, in a bullring I stand Am I dreaming? There is a bull up ahead And I laugh, 'Ha ha ha' I get...

There's a magical land I know, A place where I grew up. And I'd make a deal with the devil himself, to see that place blown up. There in that interesting land I know where no one has a brain, they all wear jeans that are acid-washed yet they think I'm i...

They say the day that I was born It rained here Yet it was the best day of your life And who'd ever dream A child sweet as I seemed Would be the source of So much pain and strife Ohh.. Ever time I tried to take the high road Something deep inside me...

Well hello there little boy. Don't be shy. Step right up, I'm a reasonable guy. Don't be frightened by the look in my eye. I'm just your average evil meteor from outta the sky. Well, I'm just shy and scared in this place I'm just a fish outta water from...

A brand new club, a new cafe, a museum, even a gallery, I never took you to, I didn't have the time. Some brand new friends, a whole new scene, things you wanted, I said you didn’t need. We never took the time and now we never will. I was so absorbed...

I shot out of bed it was Easter morning only 8am I should still be snoring But I heard a cry coming from the crypts and before my weary eyes was a Bunnypocalypse! I was kind of stunned I looked all around there were sleezter eggs scattered on the...

I am a butterfly in your hands Thats where I chose to land I lost my mind but who cares? I dont mind, im not scared They are staring at us Well let them fuss I feel complete Because you and me Its an oath to believe in love Yes you and Me Its enough...

I was on a cruise ship out at sea, my fiancée and me The ship went down, everybody drowned And I was just glad the sea didn't swallow me Oh, I was in distress, 'cause my hair was such a mess And so I washed up on a beach Nine hungry eyes were staring down...

Well, I went down to Mos Eisley for a converter Hell, ya know how hot it gets on Tatooine Well then I saw that there cantina I'll go in for an Orangina I heard it was rough but how bad could it be? Well I walked through the door and the music stopped--de...

Long ago when I was just a lad The other boys hated me, said I made them mad I guess I didn't fit in with the norm I'll never know why people are so desperate to conform But I remember something that you said Those 9 words of yours stuck inside my head You sai...

[Część mówiona] Alright girls, come on. Move it along. Don't dilly-dally, Men are waiting. Gentlemen! [Śpiew] Come on in, right on in, To our temple of sin, The sensual and, sublime With multiple versions Of every perversion And women of every ki...

Caught a lite sneeze Caught a lite breeze Caught a lightweight lightning seed Boys on my left side Boys on my right side Boys in the middle and you’re not here Doot doo-do-doot doot doo doo Doot doo do-doo I need a big loan from the girl zone Build...

I couldn't escape this feeling with my China Girl I'm just a wreck without my little China Girl I hear her heart beating loud as thunder Saw the stars crashing I'm a mess without my China Girl Wake up mornings, where's my little China Girl I hear hearts...

Coin operated goi, Scary but it's true, He is not a Jew. He won't dance the horah, Won't light the menorah, And it's not a lie, He ain't even circumcised. Oi! Coin operated goi. I'm not so sure that he's kosher, Deskite what is in the brochure. Eve...

You're like a dream Dipped in delirium. You're my destiny And my destruction. I desire you I despair of you. And all endlessly. Come sweet Death Sing me a serenade To wash away The blood that stains Every single part of me. Come on Death Play me...

Christmas, that magic time of the year, mom and dad are glad everyone’s here Grandpa is busy trimming the tree and aunty made a fruitcake naturally. But her fruitcake aint the only one at the table, and there’s something that I just have to say “Granny pass...

Long ago, I went to war To fight the scourge of Christendom I held aloft my blessed sword And said "By god, let them come" They said their eyes are red as flame I heard it told, from hell they came Their breath is fire their tongues are forked Thus are...

I was just a tourist the first time I went to Mexico I was stranger,in danger in a world unknown A clap of thunder and the ground around me did explode And evil skeletons in dozens come out from that hole Why? No lie! It was the Day of the Dead! Did you...

I was just a noob first time I went to Battleon I was a stranger in danger in a world gone wrong I was surrounded by a sinister unholy throng Went to my inventory and I put my armor on Why? No lie! It was the day of the dead Did you hear what I just sai...

There's a pilot impaled to the wing And he's... dead. And all the passengers, they are missing Cause they're... dead. Oh, someone tell me why I'm alive? I don't even care And yet I... have been... spared There's a girl with a hole in her heart And s...

I have been in this line of work for a long time And I have never seen anything so strange It's so peculiar Its all so deranged See for yourself now Ladies and gentlemen of the jury step right up and view the freak we caught him red handed down by the...

My granny while on her death bed She turned and said to me "Why must you view life so morbidly I tried to teach you right But somewhere I went wrong 'Cuz you sang those Death death devil devil evil evil songs" When six pallbearers put her down And la...

Un turista americano vino a Mexico Y simplemente no pudo creer lo aca aquí vio Sensa un trueno, y la tierra firma se el abrió Salieron muchos esqueltos de ese hueco ¡Por qué, te diré! Dia de los Muertos, cien calacas vió Oh, oh, oh, el gringo se asustó Dia de...

Well it's hot as hell out there and the suns they bake the streets but it's cool in here, in this cantina where we meet. The room is full of faces I've never seen before, I guess folks look strange when you've run away from home.. Well, It's pretty ro...

Don't go by the river If you love your wife 'Cause you'll make that girl a widow And you'll cause her pain and strife If you go by the river side, You'll lose your l-l-l-l-life! People by the river, They know who's the boss They'll get at fancy city f...

I break the silence with my voice And everyone turns around To see the source of all the noise And here i stand It's not as thought i mean to upset you With the things I say and do I should know better but I said so anyway It's easier to play a part...

Un barquito de cáscara de nuez adornado con velas de papel subiendo y bajando las olas el barquito ya se fue Navegar sin temor en el mar es lo mejor no hay razon por ponerse a temblar y si viene negra tempestad reid remad y cantad Navegar sin temor en el mar...

Three heavy stones will keep it from floating, weigh it down to the bottom, food for the fishes. And I know that it won't be discovered 'cause I will be careful, so very careful. What if it doesn't rain for days and the river is reduced to its muddy bed? With...

Ladies and gentleman of the Geonocean Gladiator arena! Presenting the epic battle of a Star Trek Redshirt And a Star Wars Stormtrooper! Expendable, I'm wearing red and I'm expendable You need me dead I am dependable You need me alive I'm not your guy Ca...

None of us will soon forget The Day before those things arrived In the Churchyard on the hill, A man had just buried his bride She returned that day, alive. There's a silhouette on the horizon Like an evil stain on the rising sun. And as it approached,...

You, there on the bridge where have you been, whats your name? and you, there you on the wall where will you go to once you fall? you, lost at sea do you need me, do you need directions? hey, put down the gun what are you thinking? you were someone's son the...

Sympathy comes in a kettle. You pour the tea and gently smile. And I, I’m so content here. Calm, if for a while. And I want to shatter the hourglass. How else can I make this last? Mission control sent me a message, “Planet approaching, prepare to land...

Saw you on the street we had to meet I thought I should greet you In just one week I would delete you People say the stupidest things On their first date like "What's your real name?" They reveal their ignorance But you adore them So you just ignore them Th...

It was so much simpler then, back when I called you my girlfriend. I would go out on the town play shows all around, always knew where I would end; back in your arms where all would mend. Now, my wits are at an end and I’m standing here again. It was s...

God thinks all blacks are obsolete farm equipment God thinks the Jews killed his son and must be punished God thinks the white man is Satan God, they know what God thinks God thinks we should all convert to Judaism God thinks we must all be Christians and God...

There’s a monster that lives ‘neath your bed Oh for crying out loud it’s a futon on the floor He must be flat as a board There’s a creature that lurks behind the door Though I’ve checked there 15 times When I leave then he arrives Every night Tell the monst...

When I find the living a bore There's a place I go I answer the call, go over a wall Where the crosses are all in a row Mind the trees, get down on my knees There's a hole in the gate I look 'round, that I won't be found And sit down next to his grave If you...

I've heard there was a secret chord That David played, and it pleased the Lord But you don't really care for music, do you? It goes like this The fourth, the fifth The minor fall, the major lift The baffled king composing Hallelujah Hallelujah, Hallelujah Hal...

Grab the chair, boys! We've got another bucket kicker! Happy Birthday my olde friend. It seems this horror show will never end. Any moment's your last breath, Here is to another day closer to death. The cake is on the table, And it is awfully bright,...

If you're headin' down the highway Down about route ten, Get off at the last exit And take it around the bend You'll find a small town But don't go hangin' 'round. 'Cause hate lives in a small town 'Least that's what I have found. The moms are in the k...

As above, so below, place your bets Which way the head will roll Made in your image we are at least As twisted and mean as thee 'Fore your eyes, what a curious site Your children have turned on you And you say, you don't sleep well at night Well, we'll take ca...

Oh and Now The end is near And I face that final curtain So good-bye to strife This is the last dance of my life Lord, of this I'm certain: I've been a sinner. I've been a saint. Done both good and evil deeds. Oh, but in the end, I was good to my fri...

Hello cruel world Did I keep you long? You've waited so patiently To torture my soul, To ruin my life My anguish, your ecstasy And I've complained But it's to no avail I've complained Day after day Good morning cruel world, did you sleep well last night? we...

Hello darling, Can’t believe how long it’s been Since I said Goodbye, Saw the seas swell in your eyes. Oh, you’re so beautiful, I think of you and my heart is full. Come home, my dear, It’s so cold without you here. Hallo elskan min Trui ekki hvad tí...

It's cold up here, in the space between two worlds... I never dreamed I'd see a a fairytale unfurl. All my life I've relied on logic, but I'll give thing a whirl. It's hard to let go when you're used to being you.... But if you try... you'll might meet...

Life has a way of making you humble Day after day it's bringing you to your knees all's okay, then everything crumbles And all that you perceive is blowing away But while I'm tearing at the seams I'll apologize to anything I'm sorry.... All's black and white...

It was five years ago at the carnival While I was pitching my tent I was approached by a carnie girl And oh, she seemed Heaven sent Her eyes were like diamonds And lips, they were full and red And her hair, a black forest Swung from her head My heart...

All the evil in the world Pushing down on you And all the venom in their words What could you do? What kind of ignorance Causes them to be so, So sick and vile and evil You did nothing to them It's just not fair, you don't deserve it. Chorus: It's...

Is it so wrong if i don't pay my rent? No! Responsibility, I gave it up for lent Sell your wares, pollute the air I don't care Fresh air's for squares Now if it were up to me The piper would be up the creek and the fiddler too 'Cause neither one of you would...

Hello boys and girls, I am the Doctor, but not the kind that gives you medicine. I've traveled throughout time and space, just to please the human race, so let's not dilly dally, let's begin. Now this thing you see hear, it is my T.A.R.D.I.S, and with i...

When I was a young man Who traveled 'round the world. And I've been with every kind of girl I think I slept with half the population of Japan. It's nothing strange; It's normal for a man. Back then our president, He really raised the bar for Getting st...

A Minotaur's my butler, a Cyclops my valet A Centaur draws my chariot that takes me down the way Through a river made of fire to a street that's paved with bones I got a dozen zombie skeletons to walk me to my throne In the land of the dead Heck boy, ain't it...

[Aurelio Voltaire] Sitting here, bored Waiting for a flight Though I've got to go Something isn't right So I called a car And head back to town To the place we met But you were not around And I wonder what you've done to me I've lost all my ability...

He's so afraid when they scream When they're mean She was the star of a life That ceased to be I die in my dreams It eats me whole, It eats me whole All this sorrow disappears When I learn to shake this fear And let it go Sue hates Irene And Irene, she hates...

Raise aching hands to weary skies Tired bones on suffered ground. All of this I wish that I Didn't let wear me down Down, down, down, down, down. Down. Rest tortured bones in walls of pine. A resting place for all of time. But I don't want to leave be...

Whenever I'm alone with you, You make me feel like I am home again. Whenever I'm alone with you, You make me feel like I am whole again. Whenever I'm alone with you, You make me feel like I am young again. Whenever I'm alone, with you, You make me feel like I...

In the court of Augustine The Twelfth The king reprimanded his men And demanded they Put to good use all his wealth to cure his deep ennui For you see, he found that he was sad and lonely Ever since his wife, the queen, got mad and Rode off on his stee...

I, I look around and I see, all around me, souls in the lost and found waiting there, ‘till they drown, on no! In these times, any disease of the mind, they say they cure with ease. At the first sign, take ten of these and you know they really guarante...

I’ve got one million, five hundred thousand, sixty three friends. They’re the cutest little devils and young debutants that I’ve never met. Some of them are porno stars. Most aren’t who they say they are. All of us are online for hours while the world is sp...

Don't touch me tonight I might lash out in fright. Lie on my bed but don't you move, dear. I know you know not with whom we sleep tonight. Don't touch me tonight while I'm sleeping. I may lose my head if I hear your breathing. You lie by my side, though...

Chorus: You better look down and shake your head Look down and shake your head Get down and shake a leg Get down and shake a leg Jump down and wake the dead Jump down and wake them Oh Lord! Oh Lord! (---2x---) Oh Lord! Can it be true? These things...

He's an undead ghoul from a skeletal race He drove a black spire through the void of space From the cemetery planet of the living dead He's got a robot monster with a TV head And the ghost of a tombstone over his bed And if they beam you on board, don't g...

On the road, It gets so lonely Far away from home Every night I cry myself to sleep I cry a river of tears And I lie in this bed And wish that you were here. 9 AM, there's a call on the phone My agent says "I know you're not alone. Kick the girl out,...

Freshman year. Everything's beautiful. People are all really good, you know. Sophomore year. Rocky Horror Picture Show. Who are you? Do you even know? Suddenly, you’re a vegan and everything is “Anarchy in the USA!” You're a one semester lesbian. Bein...

You'll burn my flag You'll crash my car You'll kill my cat You'll break my balls You'll watch my cities fall but not tonight You're the devil's own You'll cheat and lie and you won't stop until you've stole the glimmer from my eye but not tonight Cause I won...

You Bitch you hurt me, and now i can never forgive you. You bitch, you bitch, you hurt me 

you know it's true we're both the same. in a storm of words we get lost in what is said. You know me and you see through me. so why are you confused by the things i say and do? Do you know me? You see the strain upon my face Please don't rain on my parade....

Shalom, shalom, shalom Shalom, chaverim, Shalom, chaverim, Shalom, shalom; L'hitra'ot, L'hitra'ot, Shalom, shalom. Shalom, chaverim, Shalom, chaverim, Shalom, chaverim, Shalom, chaverim, God rest ye merry, gentlemen Let nothing you dismay Remem...

Here at home in this steeple made of chrome, above a city of steel, I've chosen bats over people 'cause I never did like the way humans made me feel. So we sleep all day and we rise at night and we spread our wings and take into the skies. And when the...

Ravens land upon her hair Clouds adrift on her skin Asmile that tugs upon my soul and whispers gently in my ear. Eyes of honey look me down Lips like roses line her mouth Steely arrows in the air are wilted flowers at her toes and if you ask me how i know wh...

I...find it very very scary To be diggin' in a cemetery In a cool Jamaican breeze There's a zombie; I set him free I let him loose from his grave Kingston-town is no more safe An experiment malign With a reggae Frankenstein Reggae Mortis! I think I've got Re...

A darkness falls over the land Enslaves with a wave of its hand And I try to see the light through the disease I try to get up on my feet Been so long shackled down on my knees For somewhere deep inside, I know That fate favors the bold So tonight, I'm...

Akai ringo ni Kuchibiru yosette Damatte miteiru Aoi sora Ringo wa nanimo Iwanai keredo Ringo no kimochi wa Yoku wakaru Ringo kawaii ya Kawaii ya ringo Ringo kawaii ya Kawaii ya ringo 

Of all things malign, An accident on the assembly line today Cut him to the bone, "But what can you expect from clumsy 8-year-olds?" I'm told. Look outside the window. See the growing crowd Of kids with missing arms and feet? Nothing to eat? What cold...

When I hear your name.... I go soaring right back to that place. Red lit basement bedroom, incense and your perfume. Was the final time i saw your face. Monday at school.... "Oh my god! did you hear who just died?!" I covered up my ears and I couldn't...

We were in the Badlands one day Chasing B'Elanna and Chakotay We were whisked into the Delta Quadrant Fuck, thats far away I wanna go home Please let me go home I say screw the Ocampa I wanna go home The Caretaker had an array That could get us home safe But...

Rain soaked soul of mine It's a gray day here From ice cold eyes march A parade of tears It's hopeless don't it seem When even in my dreams You put me through Hell I've tried everything I could To make you see the good in me I'm just sorry that I failed Keep...

Last night my girlfriend asked me why (on the radio, on the radio) They dont play me on MTV. Well i guess i never really tried to write a song that's this cheesy. But I'm tired of being poor. I'm tired of this life and I'm ready to sellout completely....

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Eighteen arms to pull you in and lotus eyes to read you. Purple lips to taste your skin, a long red tongue to bleed you. I don’t know why she came. I don’t know where she’s going. Perhaps she’s come for taking me away, away, away, oh! She’s glowing, s...

You set the snakes loose inside my belly They're done with my supper they start on my endocrine lining You said, "Please, stop your whining!" This isn't a love song I'm through writing those for you All the while you claimed the ghost in you lives, but it's d...

So, you’re offended, horribly offended though I don’t comprehend it ‘cause what offended wasn’t about you. But you were in your bubble when you encountered trouble ‘cause you got on the net where you just might get an opposing view. And now you’re mad...

Stakes and torches, Scimitars and bayonets, Scythes, pitchforks, A sickle with a sharpened edge. Swords and spades, And mallets that are made of lead. Anything at hand, Anything they can, Help us to remove the head Of that filthy rich, Fat son of a...

If you gave me a nickel to mend my ways, well, then I'd have a nickel and I reckon I'd probably owe you change. I don't have a care, I don't have a plan. I got nothing to spare and it's just the way I am. If you gave me your two cents on how to live m...

girl: You're a slob, It's such a bore, Your underwear strewn on the floor. Boy: and you're a packrat, most extreme, our house is full of magazines. girl: the toilet's broke, and yet I bet, his majesty ain't fixed it yet. boy: you're one to talk, sleepyhead, an...

Gather weary travelers, I have a tale to tell. It might just save your lives but only if you listen well. 'Cause there before the breakers And just around the way, There's a sign that says, "Beware The Beast of Pirate's Bay!" Some say he's a guppy a kid threw...

Last night a moth came to my bed and filled my tired, weary head with horrid tales of you I can't believe it's true But then the lamp shade smiled at me, it said "believe," it said "believe." I want you to know it's nothing personal First time I had sex, I wa...

A bell in a churchyard, It yells for me to begin. And my hands they tremble and shake. While a chill burrows under my skin. It rains in the valley, It rains from the skies. And it's raining deep inside my soul, And it pours up and out of my eyes. Not...

Lo! ’t is a gala night Within the lonesome latter years! An angel throng, bewinged, bedight In veils, and drowned in tears, Sit in a theatre, to see A play of hopes and fears, While the orchestra breathes fitfully The music of the spheres. Mimes, in t...

He sits in the dark Looking into the glass with his hand in the jar It's a sticky white mess. He applies it and he wonders "How'd I ever get here?" Piercing his reflection, as he pulls off an ear. 'neath a sign reading 'EXIT' by the backstage door his...

I've been 'round for a long time And I learned along the way: "If you wanna go on the radio There are words you just can't say!" Well, I thought hard about it And I found a way around it Chorus: Help me go on the radio, you gotta say the words I can't...

You get a tiny, matching tattoo On that pristine canvas, four decades new To impress a walking ransom note Who's got more ink than all the plays that Shakespeare wrote And you wonder why she don't get what you say As you stare into the eyes of someone ha...

A buddhist on the subway tells me that, "What you want is rarely, if ever, what you need". And of course I argue the point, like a completely self-righteous idiot. I was looking for perfection, And it found me right between the eyes. All this time we s...

As above, so below, place your bets Which way the head will roll Made in your image, we are at least As twisted and mean as thee 'Fore your eyes, what a curious site Your children have turned on you And you say, you don't sleep well at night Well, we'll take c...

Once, long ago there was a time in what now seems a distant land Each small boutique was precious and unique 'Cause every little thing was made by hand Then there came a revolution The progress of production was its aim Now instead of one, there were man...

What do you call it when another forces your hand and what will they say when they find me here this way and know, no no no it wasn't my idea no it wasn't my idea but oh,just to see your face when you find me here like this now there's no time for wondering da...

The guy upstairs is such a freak. for five years now i've had a leak. what does he do up there? All day long he "sleeps all day" then he goes out and comes home in the most intoxicated way. As far as i can tell, he juggles bowling balls but he's not good at it...

Every day the Masquerade's sending out the call Every day the Night Bregade comes crashing through that door They said "What are you doing siting all alone just staring at the telephone? There's a place we know that you can go and join in the parade" And i...

We walked together through a garden everyday It seemed a place of peace, it did for me anyway But you saw tigers lurking just beyond the fences And tear up those paper cats, they're nothing more Than your defenses You kicked the crosses of my exes everyd...

the day is the wife whom i elude the one to whom I should be right although forewarned by peers and kin I always get into the night (mother always warned me such being a nocturnal soul besides just being simply strange spawns from some illness of the mi...

The hymns and the lies And the things they did Have created a rift in your heart And its too wide to spend I am only one man And my efforts have torn us apart I gave you all that a lover could give And yet you couldn't let me inside You said that you c...

Dont move, Dont speak Dont blink, just leave it up to me I got a mind and its like a laser beam light Dont cry or complain Its no use, 'cause its all the same Won't matter once i got you in my sight You were living your life When I came along Never wo...

If, while you're out in space, love You're horny as a targ Take a tip from a security chief, love That phat slut Tasha Yar She discovered the pleasures of Data He became her sexual pet 'cause he's fully functional, and anatomically correct He's fully function...

In a café On the Champs-Élysées I saw a girl the other day I was beguiled 'Til I saw her smile It was a gash across her face Not long ago, she found that she was alone So she wandered into the vaudeville show She should've known it'd be bad, She saw...

I worked on a garbage skow, near the Neurtral Zone. And I'm sure you've heard, what occurs When a fella is alone. I was mighty lonely there till I met a man named Jones and he sold me a muff, covered in fluff so I wouldn't have to spank my bone....

I was stranded on a planet, just me and Spock We met a nasty Nazi alien, he locked our asses up We found a hunk of crystal and a metal piece of bed We made a laser phaser gun and shot him in the head! I was standing on the bridge when Sulu came to me His...

I was stranded on a planet, Just me and Spock We met a nasty nazi alien who locked our asses up We found a hunk of crystal and a metal piece of bed We made a laser phaser gun and shot him in the head Bust a move, Tog I was standing on the bridge when Sulu ca...

Oh, the moon was full And the color of blood The night the pirates came To the Vampire Club Their leader was tall and snide and slim He looked like a gay Captain Morgan Well, he recognized a Vampire From his school And he did something that was Mos...

Oh, the moon was full In the color of blood The night the Werewolves came To the Vampire Club A wolf named Jake tried to show off He walked up to Bella with his shirt off. Well, he recognized a Vampire From his school He said something that was Most u...

He slips in through the back door and he helps himself to the patients' medicine. And he likes to look important. Ane he always looks like he's impotent. And each tale that he tells of the lives that he's saved is a spade full of dirt as he'd digging his grave...

"It was the worst of times for tinkers like you and me. So in search of fortune I took to the sea." "Round my neck, a key you said was to your heart. Held it desperately as your ship left the dock" CHORUS: I can't forget, I won't forgive this sea for t...

A gargantuan hole in the bow, will the ocean to enter allow. Oh but more a sin than letting it in it's letting our good fortune out. The nest to the storm did succumb, while the crow hid his fear in the rum. And the mast, it broke and threw out the bloke an...

Our Chinese cook, he grabbed all he could took, He say, "no storm is stoppin' me!" He made fricassee of a sea anemone. Down at the bottom of the sea. I turned to my first officer and i said, "What have you got to say to me?" Well, he turned and said,...

Six feet of earth above my head keeps me safe from what she says six walls of wood to keep them out their smart remarks, the screams the shouts they scream, they shout theres only one way to drown them out I hear your voice I hit the ground you looked for me...

Some of them are hairy Some of them are bald Some are kinda scary And this is what they're called... Vagina! (Vagina) (X2) They call that thing vagina Some belong to virgins They're really tight and strong But big or small, I love 'em all That's why I sing m...

I want to wake up from this horrible dream I want to open up my eyes to find life's not as it would seem I want to wake up from this horrible dream I want to open up my eyes to find life's not as it would seem The cabinet floats in the murky water Bobbin...

If the light does not reveal what I'm feeling for you If the light does not expose Please don't fret my precious heart if you don't understand Keep in mind, you're not alone And I may never find the words that paint what you are to me And I may never find them...

I knew a girl She was so young So full of dreams So ready for love She met a boy Who's words were like the waves In came the tide And she was swept away I knew a boy He was so young So full of steam So ready for lust He met a girl Who held a wo...

Well, the days are long and the work is hard When your childhood is spent in the fields And summer seemed to last million years One day when I was just a boy During one of those hot summer swells The locusts were silenced by the clanging of bells And th...

When I was a little lamb, I played in the meadows With fellow lambs just like a lamb should. Our hearts, they were light and our moods, they were mellow lest we heard howls, the howls from the woods! Late one night as we offed the light and we laid our h...

The other day i took a walk because the air was sweet, 
 and I past the crusty house of a curmedgeon on my street,
 now every town got one so im sure you will understand, 
 when i tell you this old bastard is a mean and bitter man.
 Now this day it was spe...

When the Devil is too busy And Death's a bit too much They call on me by name you see, For my special touch. To the Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune To the Ladies I'm Sir Prise But call me by any name Any way it's all the same I'm the fly in your soup I'm...

Where's the girl I fell in love with? Where'd she go? Where's that kind and gentle princess Of my dreams? Where'd she go? Why'd she go away? Where'd she go? Why'd you take her away from me? Where's the child who used to play there In her eyes? Could it be she...

I'm the order of the Bat'leth Son of Kahless Your family has no honor But I couldn't care less I was born to kill Federation swine And I celebrate with a barrel blood wine I drink the Raktajino, I eat the gagh When my homies get to Sto'Vo'Kor I yell "qa'plagh...

It happened at a birthday celebration You said by all accounts I made a scene I told off-color jokes, Offended several folks. I guess perhaps I might see what you mean. Now if you were to take me to a funeral, I'd be the only fool there in a party hat....

I was alone, and I needed a date; I was takin' a walk past the cemetery gate When I, I saw a sign that said "For a good time "Take a left down at Tombstone Number 8". Went to the gateway, and I'm pretty sure I Saw some eyes peepin' out of a "sepulture", I Too...