Ugly Duckling

1 ... 2 ... 3 ... [CHORUS] This is just a little samba With all the typical drama Feel the rhythm of the conga (come on) This is just a little samba [Andy and Dizzy tag-teaming] Yo man, I'm living grandiose, puffin on an Ambassador Paid in full, kil...

Abigail (Abigail) Silk (Silk) [VERSE 1: Andy C] Now every day I been listening to "Love Supreme" I mean I've fallen in deep like a submarine I mean she's not a fashion model or the queen of the prom Or a voluptuous blonde who hangs with James Bond But...

1, 2, 3, 4 Audacity, Audacity Audacity, that's the term of the day Pertaining to the way a kind of person behaves A description, hmmm, how would you word it Maybe it's guts or just being assertive You can spot 'em in any walk of life From the prophet type to...

Once again... (Andy C) My soul is not for sale! got a one track mind goin' off the rail as i, save the day what i mean to say is ugly duckling's on the mic like a green beret. No grammies or platinum plaques no chicks with fake noses or plastic racks just ra...

Daisy, oh you're so shapely Open your eyes up, if you wise up you could be a lady Yeah, yeah [VERSE 1] Let's take this from the top I wanna talk about a girl who's been around the block She seems like a sweet chick, she's a beatnik Or so I heard from o...

(Dizzy Dustin) (My main man) (Dizzy Dustin) (He's out of sight) (Dizzy Dustin) (Pay attention) (Dizzy Dustin) (Now alright) (Dizzy Dustin) (He's too much) (Dizzy Dustin) (That's all I know) (Dizzy Dustin) (Hey everybody) (Dizzy Dustin) (Listen h...

[Andycat]Do you know what I'm sayin? [Dizzy Dustin]I know what you're sayin. [x3] [Andycat]Do you know what I'm sayin? [Dizzy Dustin]Man, I know what you're sayin' You see I'm programmed to slam in the summer spring or fall Pushin' up spit ball through...

[Dizzy Dustin] I got my lab coat on, lookin for an elixir Gathering ingredients, put em in the mixture The fixture in makin all the music we do is lookin at the same thing from three points of view [Andy Cooer] Like the Leaning Tower of Piza or the pyra...

Da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da Da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da [ Andy C ] Here we go now, keep it low-brow Get stupid (Why?) Cause I know how Check my brain in, be a idiot Act lame and stay ignorant Be remedial, wear the dunce cap Slouch over and drool like a hunc...

Gather round y'all and listen to me Sit back relax, while I do my thing Check this out, check this out Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Ah yeah, ah yeah I like it, I like it All aboard The train is ready to roll Einstein do it Einstein do it Einstein do it Einstein do...

[ANDYCAT:] When young [DIZZY:] Einstein [ANDYCAT:] Was a kid [DIZZY:] With a bid [ANDYCAT:] He had some 1200's inside his crib [DIZZY:] And an MPC, under his sheets [ANDYCAT:] To make beats, accomplishing incredible feats [DIZZY:] While other kids playe...

Are you ready [Grandmaster Caz] (Like a Duracell I be energized) (Go berzerk) [VERSE 1] Now have you ever been out at the party spot And you start feeling tired at 11 o'clock? If stayin up's what you'd like to do Then this song might be right for you...

[Singing: Na Na Na Na Na] [Scratch: 1,2,3,4 Years ago we took freestyle raps Got two turn table and we started from scratch Now everytime that we go do a spot, they say,"Yo, Ugly Duckling you [Scratch: Sound effect] rock" So weather you're in short ot...

Everything's alright [x3] When the wind and sands where the land's away (uh-huh) There's no man that stands in it's way (uh-huh) People tell me, Life would be lovely When I own a ? And find my sharona But I don't get caught up, this isn't my turf I'm...

They got the eye on the gold chain They got the eye on the gold chain [Verse One] When Young Einstein was a kid in the mid 80's he saw how the b-boys lived They wore the fat gold to rock the rap song Einstein's takin off, now he's puttin it on There's...

I can't help falling again here I go, and I know I can't help falling again here I go, and I know I said I wasn't gonna do it and then I went right out and did it, lookin stupid again And it's no surprise, I've failed before Just another encore on my way to t...

[ANDYCAT:] Well my name is Andy C and I can guarantee That if you wanna be down, then down is where I'll be I'm on Fresh Mode, I rock Fresh Mode, I rap Fresh Mode, I'm on Fresh Mode! [DIZZY:] And I'm Dizzy Dustin, bustin, that's my trade And all you sucka...

[Andy] It's friday night, on the streets of L.A. I'm going out cuz I've been working at the job all day Got the info line number, with directions to the site Ugly Duckling on the bill to rock the mic right Tonight, I gotta be hype, and get the crowd react...

[Andy Cat] To the whole south pole Where they keep it cold You gotta...get on this [Dizzy Dustin] And to the people on the couch In my back house Just...get on this [Andy Cat] Check it out [Dizzy Dustin] I take an oath and promise Not to use a T...

Quiet Sh... Relax [VERSE 1: Andy C] I'm headin home for some well-earned rest I watch the moon rise in the sun-lit west I've had a very long afternoon But soon I'll escape inside my room Electric blankets help me hide From the cold wind and the rain outside A...

[CHORUS] I did it like this I did it like that I did it like this I did it like that I did it like this I did it like that Now Ugly Duckling's gonna take you back I did it like this I did it like that I did it like this I did it like that I did it...

What time is it? It 6:47 AM when I look at the clock and cough 6:50, the alarm goes off I stumble to the shower, brush my teeth And get dressed as I try to find something to eat I spot a cookie in the kitchen drawer And at 7:34 I'm out the door Sitting...

Yeah yeah, I've heard it before It's just a bunch more words that I'm sure to ignore This time I'll need evidence, you know exhibit A And if it's secret, leak it, give it away You'll drop hints, but never a fact And it's a trap, gonna have to do better than th...

Wake up, I've got a real situation So we need to move time's wasting I could lose everything that I have And I'm not sure what I should do, it looks bad Can anybody shed some light How do I transform death to life Is there a way that I pay the cost Or do I jus...

[Dizzy Dustin] My mother told me if you got it there's no need to flaunt it Cause everything I'll get depends on just how bad I want it I said this to myself one day, minding my own beeswax When this big, buff tough guy stepped to me And I'm like "Ease ba...

(Ladies and gentlemen the one and only takin care of plenty, plenty of business fantastically (...) and we're about ready to have a party) [crowd cheers] [Young Einstein cuts up] (Get down) (Gimme an intro) (Everybody say) U-g-l-y U-g-l-y (Every...

Why'd you have to go and leave me out in the cold I was too young, so how could I know You didn't give me a light when I tried to grow And then you jetted out and took a piece of my soul Sticks and stones may chip at your bones Especially when they hit so clos...

Monday's here, up at six thirty Wednesday, I just gotta keep workin Friday night, let's get down and dirty Sunday, I better go to bed early Monday's here, I need some cash Late to the job so I'm driving fast Had a close call and I nearly crashed I ran out of g...

[Andy Cooper] Who can maneuver on Shoots and Ladders to a make believe land? The Andyman can (The Andyman can) Freddy was keen, loaned me the Mystery Machine So I promised him green for gasoline (Jinkies!) I travel by the gravel of tobacco road In a race...

Clip Clop Clip Clop x4 Hiding in the desert between the sand dunes havent slept in three moons I’m running off fumes Plus, I’m feeling sick with my pursuer’s revenge But I know I can’t quit until the madness ends We gotta keep moving. We’re too close...

[Andy Cooper {Dizzy Dustin} {Young Einstein}:] Uh-huh, uh-huh (Lay it on me) We been eatin, breathin, and sleepin hip hop since way back When shoelaces were fat and Michael Jackson was black So when we hook up a track and attack like Red Sonja We're gonn...

You better hurry up or get left behind like your hairy dairy-aire where the sun don't shine tom slick on the tracks through the streets of mine and thanks to einstein I got beats to rhyme Design like a porcupine - UNTOUCHABLE I'm a full course meal, you're a...

"I've been havin MeatShake for forty years" "I love MeatShake!" "Meat and shake, that's all I need, m-hm" "I have MeatShake every day at school" "Look, when I'm hungry I need some meat I don't need none of that rabbit food they're servin over at Veggi...

Why do I keep runnin into you You look like a slackjaw nincompoop I guess bein tough is the thing to do For who? Mr. Tough Guy Maybe you watch too much TV Or you just bought a new rap CD And now you're out here gettin mad at me Check him out Mr. Toug...

[Andy Cooper] + (Dizzy Dustin) ..We going do it like this Fresh out of the box breaking out like the smallpox We're spreading it's harder to handle than Otis Redding Getting ready for the inevitable to arrive (Ugly Duckling in the place and we kicking it...

Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah [x4] [Verse 1: Andy] Come on a trip to the centre of the nebulous place I'm your host (Space Ghost!) on this cosmos chase It's a pattern around Saturn, so watch the rings Then follow the flight plan to Andromeda's wings Point your...

Yeah, yeah, yeah (yeah) [Chorus:] Oh yeah (yeah, yeah) Oh yeah (yeah, yeah) Oh yeah (yeah, yeah) Oh yeah (yeah, yeah) Oh yeah (yeah, yeah) Oh yeah (yeah, yeah) Oh yeah (yeah, yeah) Oh yeah (yeah, yeah) Oh yeah, I need to find a time machine To go back to '89...

[bouncer] Alright Everybody over here, I need one straight line Alright, let's see tickets, ID's Alright, thank you Turn around, hands on your head Ah, what you got here, okay.. No, no problem Thank you very much, enjoy the show tonight [audience mem...

Pass it on! [Dizzy Dustin] Many years ago, I was ten years old We used to play a game that you all should know It's really very simple, in the form of a song Just say a couple lines then pass it on [Andy Cooper] Here we go Eenie-meanie-weenie, pa-pa-...

Hello, this is the manager Anybody there, open up I got a three day notice To pay your rent or quit Hello, damnit I know you in there I can hear the television going You know, if you would have done What I told you to do the first time Take a five minute brea...

What's the place where you see more girls that you'd like to pick up, than any other place? Honey was offended by the pick up line Honey was offended by the pick up line Honey was offended by the pick up line Honey was offended by the pick up line If I...

[Joe Tex] (Aaah! You said that word I'm gonna tell yo momma on you She's gonna whip you too That's what she gonna do) Gazoose! Holy cow! Golly gee! Dagnabit! Great Caesar's ghost! Man, what you say? I say, Yikes! Hush, darn it! Wait a cotton pickin' m...

1, 2, what you gonna do Don't try to procrastinate Putting off a choice you have to make You wait and you wait and react too late And you need a little help so you pass the plate Stop looking at me I can't interfere You need to take a look at the man in the m...

[VERSE 1] Now you can come visit any time of year And the sun is shinin and the skies are clear If you're lookin for love you can find it here So give Diz a couple minutes up inside your ear I'm lookin for the light like a Jedi Knight So I'm headed for B...

[CHORUS] We're gonna rock on top tonight We're gonna rock on top tonight We're gonna rock on top tonight We're gonna rock on top tonight (on top of the world) [x2] I'll take a raider saber from both end of the equator And walk without a compass to rock...

It's half past 8 and you're late for work Your stopped in gridlock and you're berserk Put in overtime 5 days a week Pullin' out your hair for stress relief But you gotta compete so you get no sleep, You want the good life but it don't come cheap Climbin to the...

Watch out! Here it comes (4x) Hold it right there, your attention folks We came here - to fulfill your hopes But you better WATCH OUT, it might get ugly Cause you my friend are beginnin to bug me So here's a little smack, goin back to the grill again Hi...

Excuse me, I'm looking for the manager Oh, excuse me, may I speak with you please? (Well, look, it's Brianna, nature's little gem) Some customers came in and said that you insulted them (Uh huh) At my place of business (The Veggie Hut) That's right (Wel...

[commercial on the radio] I wanna have a MeatShake I wanna have a MeatShake I wanna know the secret I wanna know the secret I gotta have a MeatShake Gotta have a MeatShake I gotta know the secret I gotta know the secret I w.. [couple in car] You kn...

We talk about time, Does it exist? Or is it just a word that I can dismiss? There's a clock on the wall and it won't stop ticking (ticking... ticking...) I try not to listen But it dictates everything little thing I do From when I'm waking up Until my d...

You lie still, the walls are closing in again Unable to summon any adrenaline Without passion, limping on your last limb But you'd still run from interaction Cause all people do is pick at the scab Bringing up a conflict that they think you may have So, when t...

[Andy Cooper] A trapper folder hold a myth When set adrift down to the doldrums Known as Skinny Bones Jones by my lonesome I couldn't seem to stick with the clique that was in And I assumed you where suppose to be a friend of them (Then again) The Pulitz...

The blood starts pumping, the mind's alert The goal is in focus, time to work I've got raw nerves and a loss for words So you better not knock, do not disturb My heart palpitates insatiable Follow my nose, aimed at a place to go On the path I'm a pack of jungl...

Turn it up, turn it up Turn it up, turn it up Turn it up, turn it up Turn it up, turn it up Louder, louder Louder, louder Louder, louder [VERSE 1] Watch your ears, we're gonna drop the bomb Plug it in, turn it on, turn it up, come on Yo Greg, put...

"You think after all this time, somebody come pick up this trash?" [Dizzy Dustin] + (Andy Cooper) I keep it fresh without the aqua Wrigley's or binaca? Reserve is full of germs so conserve your agua When the well runs dry, my flow's the H20 Admitting pa...