Tiny Tim

Though April showers may come your way They bring the flowers that bloom in May So when it's raining, have no regrets Because it isn't raining rain, you know It's raining violets And where you see clouds upon the hills You soon will see crowds of daffodils So...

Every time you're near a rose Aren't you glad you've got a nose And if the dawn is fresh with dew Aren't you glad you're you When a meadowlark appears Aren't you glad you've got two ears And if your heart is singin' too Aren't you glad you're you You can see...

As you desire me, so shall I come to you, Howe'er you want me, so shall I be, Be it forever, or be it just a day, As you desire me, and come what may. I don't care what you will, do what you will with me, I give my soul to you, you're my destiny. Come take m...

My little baby face You've got the cutest little baby face There's not another one That could take your place Oh, baby face My poor heart is jumpin' You sure have started something Baby face I'm up in heaven when I'm in your fond embrace I didn't...

Be my love, for no one else can end this yearning This need that you and you alone create Just fill my arms the way you've filled my dreams The dreams that you inspire with ev'ry sweet desire Be my love, and with your kisses set me burning One kiss is all...

This is the bye bye blackbird twist Pack up all my care and woe Here I go, singing low Bye bye blackbird Where somebody waits for me Sugar's sweet, so is she Bye bye blackbird No one here can love or understand me Oh what hard luck stories they all hand me Mak...

Boys and girls, don't we all love our eggs? I sure do, whether they're scrambled, fried, or hard-boiled, and all of those eggs come from those little chickens, and of course, they speak in languages, too. Except of course their languages sound much different...

I used to be the first to laugh When Mrs. Jennings took a bath And left the window open for the neighbors But had we looked, we would've seen That she was really very clean And given her the credit of her labors And Mr. Jennings, where was he? The man t...

Daddy, Daddy, what is heaven like? Is it like our house, so pretty and white? I don't understand, it doesn't seem fair. If Mommy loved us so, why did she go there? Heaven, my son, child is a beautiful place. Where there's a smile on everyone's face. Mommy lov...

Sugar, Sugar mmmm Do ya think I'm sexy baby? mmmm Do ya think I'm sexY Ahh! She sits alone waiting for suggestions hes so nervous of hiding all the questions his lips are dry her heart is gently pounding dont you just know, exactly what their thinking? If...

Tear a star from out the sky and the sky feels blue Tear a petal from the rose and the rose weeps too Take your heart away from mine and mine will surely break My life is yours to take, so please keep the spark awake Would you take the wings from birds so...

The birds are coming, The birds are coming [Repeats several times/overlap] Oh, oh, oh, those birds! I've got to see a doctor, I've got to see a doctor, 'Cause there's something wrong with me, What can it be? What can it be? I know it isn't indigestion It isn...

And now my dear friends, I'd like to dedicate this song to all of you out there Wherever you may be... North, south, east or west, to everyone all over the world This song is for you! Fill your heart with love today, don't play the game of time Things that ha...

Fourteen! Fourteen girls in baggy pajamas What if I'd gone to the south Bahamas Told me I had won the mystery prize Tied my head behind my back and blindfolded my eyes Fourteen tons of golden ripe bananas The one I'd trade for my long lost bandana The...

Is there anybody there? Anybody there? Is there anybody going to listen to my story All about a girl who came to stay She's the kind of girl you want so much it makes you sorry Still you don't regret a single day Girl girl girl Girl girl girl When I th...

You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain Too much love drives a man insane You broke my will, but what a thrill Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire!! I laughed at love 'cause I thought it was funny You came along and moooved me honey I've changed...

So long, sad times, Go long, bad times, We are rid you at last. Howdy, gay times. Cloudy gray times, You are now a thing of the past. Happy days are here again, The skies above are clear again, Let us sing the song of cheer again, Happy days are her...

Hello, Hello I like your smile Hello, Hello Shall we talk awhile? Or would you like some of my tangerine? I know I'd never treat you mean Never knew how much I need you Didn't know how to greet you When I saw you look my way I knew I had to say......

Hey Jude Hey Jude (voice changes pitch) Hey Jude (hums, vocalizes, scats) Hey Jude, don't make it bad take a sad song and make it better Remember to let her into your heart Then you can start to make it better Hey Jude, don't be afraid You were made to go ou...

It's a long and dusty road It's a hot and heavy load And the folks I meet ain't always kind Some are bad and some are good Some have done the best they could Some have tried to ease my trouble in mind And I can't help but wonder where I'm bound Where I...

And now, because you've all been so sweet, another duet for you. They say we're young and we don't know We won't find out until we grow Well, I don't know, I guess it's true 'Cause you got me, and baby I got you Babe I got you babe I got you babe Th...

Oh, You're the one I care for You are the one and therefore I know you care for me When people write their songs of love They write of one another It's always sis or mom or pa Or even one lone brother But love songs that they've aimed at me Have all g...

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus Underneath the mistletoe last night She didn't see me creep Down the stairs to have a peep She though that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep Then I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus Underneath his beard so snowy white What...

It had to be you, it had to be you. I wandered around and finally found the somebody who Could make me be true, could make me feel blue, And even be glad just to be sad thinkin' of you. Some others I've seen might never be mean Might never be cross or tr...

Up to mighty London came An Irishman one day, Singing songs of Piccadilly, So all the world was gay Singing songs of Piccadilly, Strand, and Leicester Square, 'Til Paddy got excited and He shouted to them there: It's a long way to Tipperary, It's a l...

'Twas in a Paris cafe where first I found him He was a Frenchman, a hero of the war But war was over, and here that piece that crowned him He had medals to wear and nothing more Every night in the same cafe he strove by And as he strove by, ladies hear h...

Just friends, lovers no more Just friends, but not like before To think of what we've been and not to kiss again Seems like pretending it isn't the ending Two friends drifting apart Two friends, but one broken heart We loved, we laughed, we cried, and suddenl...

Once upon a time you dressed so fine You threw the bums a dime in your prime, didn't you? People'd call, say, "Beware doll, you're bound to fall" You thought they were all kiddin' you You used to laugh about Everybody that was hangin' out Now you don't talk so...

(spoken) Hello my dear friends! Well, here I am on record at last. And it feels so wonderful to be here with you on my first album. (sung) I'm so happy! AHA! Happy go lucky me! I just go my way, living everyday! I don't worry! Worrying don't agree,...

Hello my dear friends! Well, here I am on record at last. And it feels so wonderful to be here with you on my first album. I'm so happy! Aha! Happy go lucky me! I just go my way, Living everyday! I don't worry! Worrying don't agree, Things that bother you, N...

Years ago they said I'd never make it They tried to stick a pin in my balloon They said I was too strange That my dreams were all in vain But they said the same about Man on the moon I knocked on doors and I sang my songs and Each day they'd say "hey...

I'm Mickey the Monkey the pride of the zoo I make people happy with tricks that I do I swing through the air with the greatest of ease Just like the man on the flying trapeze I hang by my tail all the children to please Grown-ups enjoy watching me catchi...

More than you know, more than you know Girl of my heart, I love you so Lately I find you're on my mind More than you know Whether you are right, whether you are wrong Girl of my heart, I'll string along You need me so Much more than you'll ever know Loving...

Start spreading the news I'm leaving today I want to be a part of it New York, New York These vagabond shoes are longing to stray Right through the very heart of it New York, New York I wanna wake up in a city that doesn't sleep And find I'm king of the hill,...

Oh holy night! The stars are brightly shining It is the night of the dear Savior's birth! Long lay the world in sin and error pining Till he appear'd and the soul felt its worth. A ray of hope the weary world rejoices For yonder breaks a new and glorious morn!...

On the good ship Lollipop It's a sweet trip to a candy shop Where bonbons play On the sandy beach in Peppermint Bay Lemonade stands everywhere Crackerjack bands fill the air And there you are (whoosh!) Happy landing on a chocolate bar See the sugar b...

And now a little duet for you! (light voice) There's a fellow following me, (deep voice) I'm the fellow following you. I will follow you 'till the day is through (light voice) I wonder what you would do, If I stopped and said "How do you do?" like other gir...

We lived in love ... our day is through But each night and dream It started anew She comes to me like she used to do My love And then she holds my hand, Lah-dah-dah-dah And then I understand. Lah-dah-dah-dah Her eyes afire with one desire A heavenly kiss Cou...

Every time it rains, it rains pennies from heaven Don't you know each cloud contains pennies from heaven? You'll find your fortune's fallin' all over the town Be sure that your umbrella is upside down Trade them for a package of sunshine and flowers If you wa...

People are strange when you're a stranger Faces look ugly when you're alone Women seem wicked when you're unwanted Streets are uneven when you're down When you're strange Faces come out of the rain When you're strange No one remembers your name When y...

Someone that I belong to doesn't belong to me Someone who can't be faithful knows that I have to be Wonder if I am wrong to give her my loyalty Why should I be a lone soul? Why can't I be my own soul? Alone from night to night you'll find me Too weak to break...

Rudolph, the red nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose and if you ever saw it you would even say it glows. All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names They never let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games. Then one foggy Christmas eve...

You can dance-every dance with the guy Who gives you the eye, let him hold you tight You can smile-every smile for the man Who held your hand neath the pale moon light But don't forget who's takin' you home And in whose arms you're gonna be So darlin' sa...

She left me with the herpes, Oh, why did she do that? Last night, I sat upon a chair and gave it the cat. The cat gave it to Rover And to the mousie too The mousie gave it to the bird, I don't know what to do! A mother said her daughter Was a nice gir...

Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high There's a land that I heard of once in a lullaby. Somewhere over the rainbow skies are blue And the dreams, that you dare to dream, Really do come true Someday I'll wish upon a star And wake up where the clouds are far...

Climb upon my knee, Sonny Boy Though you're only three, Sonny Boy You've no way of knowing, there's no way of showing What you mean to me, Sonny Boy When there are gray skies, I don't mind the gray skies You make them blue, Sonny Boy Friends may forsake...

If I could drive a spaceship, dear, I'd take you to the stars And you would be alone with me, As we fly next to Venus or Mars We'll be together, all alone, We'll even fly to the moon If I could drive a spaceship, dear, I'd get one very soon If I coul...

[Repeat: x2] When it's springtime in the Rockies I am coming back to you Little sweetheart of the mountains With your bonny eyes of blue Once again I'll say I love you While the birds sing all the day When it's springtime in the Rockies In the Rockies,...

There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold And she's buying a stairway to heaven. And when she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed With a word she can get what she came for. Ooh, ooh, ooh, and she's buying a stairway to heaven. Th...

And now the purple dusk of twilight time Steals across the meadows of my heart High up in the sky the little stars climb Always reminding me that we're apart You wander down the lane and far away Leaving me a song that will not die Love is now the stardust of...

Down below, down below Caught the devil talking to his son Who wanted to go up above, up above He cried, "It's getting to warm for me down here and so, I'm going up to Earth where I can have a little fun." The devil slowly smiled and then he answered his son...

Look and you'll see Diamond skies where white deer fly past paisley on the run Ruby roses sway in silk sky, Lemon-flavored sun Sipping strawberry tea Beaming love into me Eternally Look and you'll see Rainbow pools reflect in Emerald, melting sherbert moon...

Midnight, you heavy laden, it's midnight Come on and trade in your old dreams for new Your new dreams for old I know where they're bought I know where they're sold Midnight, you've got to get there at midnight And you'll be met there by others like you Brother...

Sweet and lovely Sweeter than the roses in May Sweet and lovely Heaven must have sent him my way Skies above me Never were as blue as his eyes And he loves me Who would want a sweeter surprise? When he nestles in my arms so tenderly There's a thrill...

I saw you last night and got that old feeling When you came in sight, I got that old feeling The moment that you danced by, I felt a thrill And when you caught my eye, my heart stood still Once again I seem to have that old yearning And I knew the spark of lo...

I used to be the first to laugh When Mrs. Jennings took a bath And left the window open for the neighbors But had we looked, we might have seen That she was really very clean And given her the credit of her labors And Mr. Jennings, where was he? The man that...

*Laughter* I know a fat ole policeman, he's always on our street A fat old, jolly red-faced man, he really is a treat He's too fine for a policeman, he's never known to frown And everybody says he is the happiest man in town *Laughter* He laughs upon h...

One nigh is brown the other is brown I am a fish I swim around You say I'm lost I disagree The map has changed and with it, me Gliding through the seaweed what strange things I see below Cars are waiting windshields wiping Nowhere left to go! Oh… The ice ca...

Story of that ole snake in the grass, called The Viper, I was in my apartment all alone when I heard a ring tingling on the telly-phone, I said "Who's that at half past three?" And a frightening voice came back at me! "Sssssss! Ssssssss! I am The Viper! I'll...

All I want is 50 million dollars And seal silk to protect me from the cold. If I only knew how stocks would go in Wall Street And were living in the mansion built of gold. If I only owned Pennsylvania Railroad And if Tuesday Weld would only be my wife (Oh, Ti...

Thank you so much, my dear friends and this time, this is not a megaphone. This is a singing horn, transistorized by six little batteries. You can take it to parties with you and entertain your friends. It also has another use; I don't know if there's anyone i...

As I approach the prime of my life I find I have the time of my life Learning to enjoy at my leisure, all the simple pleasures And so I happily conceive, this is all I ask This is all I need Beautiful girls, walk a little slower when you pass by me Lingering...

Tiptoe through the window By the window, that is where I'll be Come tiptoe through the tulips with me Oh, tiptoe from the garden By the garden of the willow tree And tiptoe through the tulips with me Knee deep in flowers we'll stray We'll keep the sho...

Mr. Gasoline man, please give me some gas My tank is almost empty, so fill it fast If you will just fill her up, I promise you this... I'll put a tulip in your hair and blow you a kiss Let's tiptoe to the gas pump and fill her up Give me all you got 'til...

Toot, toot, Tootsie, good-bye! Toot, toot, Tootsie, don't cry The choo choo train that takes me Away from you no words can tell how sad it makes me Kiss me, Tootsie, and then Do it over again, watch for the mail, I'll never fail If you don't get a letter then...

Welcome to my dream And how are you? Will you be here long? Or just passing through? Brush off that stardust Where have you been? Don't tell me my rainbow Was late getting in Welcome to my dream It now seems real You're what it needed To make it i...

What the world needs now is love, sweet love It's the only thing that there's just too little of What the world needs now is love, sweet love No not just for some but for everyone Lord, we don't need another mountain There are mountains and hillsides Enough t...

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas Just like the ones I used to know Where the treetops glisten And children listen To hear sleigh bells in the snow I am dreaming of a white Christmas With every Christmas card I write May your days be merry and bright And may...

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine You make me happy when skies are gray You'll never know dear, how much I love you Please don't take my sunshine away The other night dear, as I lay sleeping I dreamed I held you in my arms But when I awoke, dear, I was mi...

Shot through the heart, and you're to blame, darling You give love a bad name An angel's smile is what you sell You promise me heaven then put me through hell Chains of love, got a hold on me When passion's a prison you can't break free You're a loaded...

You make me feel so young You make me feel as though spring has sprung And every time I see you grin I'm such a happy individual The moment that you speak I wanna go play hide-and-seek I wanna go and bounce the moon Just like a toy balloon You and I are just...