The Tiger Lillies

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ABC

A is for Arsenic someone thought fun To include in the icing on top of a bun. B is for bats that swoop out of the air And squeaking inaudibly catch in one's hair. C is for cord of a moderate length, To hang oneself from it requires no great strength....

Abort the child

A little old lady waits down the alley To take that child away Her knitting needles between your thighs Will kill that baby today Abort the child Abort the child If only you wore a ring my dear Then it wouldn’t have to die For if the Church approved your lus...

Alone with the Moon

Searching for sunlight, there in your room. Trolling for one light, there in the gloom You dream of a better day, alone with the moon. All things are nothing, there in your tomb All things are nothing, assured is your doom. You dream of a better day, alo...

Angel

She sang like an angel To the chattering plates But your pimp and your pusher You both thought were great Well, you earned enough money To pay for your stuff It's great having brown skin It doesn't show up You sang like an angel To the chattering cup...

Angry

Are you angry in the morning? Are you angry in the night? Are you always ready with violence to fight? Well that anger is an illness that will take you away It’s a never-ending tragedy and it runs from day to day. If you’re angry. Are you angry? You sho...

Arthur

Arthur I love you Though you've got B.O. And you trainers are dirty and your brains rather slow And Arthur I love you Though you read The Sun And you wear a leisure suit When you're having fun And your not a fascist You're just a cog And you keep a Pit-bull...

Augustus and the Soup

Augustus was a chubby lad Great fat ruddy cheeks Augustus had He always did as he was told And he never let his soup get cold So everybody saw they saw with joy The hale and hearty healthy boy But then one day one sad fateful day He cried out take that nasty...

Aunty Mabel

Aunty Mabel liked more than Just a drop of rum She could take a crew of sailors Each one up her bum Well she knew the street corners Of her town well But Aunty Mabel Aunty Mabel’s secret Was that she was not a girl Aunty Mabel She wasn’t a chick Aunty Mabel S...

Autumn Leaves

Those autumn leaves go past my window. Those autumn leaves of red and gold. I see your lips those summer kisses, Those sunburned hands I used to hold. Since you went away the nights grow long, And soon I'll yearn old winter's song But I'll miss you most of...

Avarice

Avarice, avarice! Money, money is bliss! The money man makes all the money that’s why the money man lives He sells the souls of his freakshow, for the money man money is bliss He’s sold his father and mother; his daughter and wife do tricks Each coin and each...

Baby's Dead

My baby, baby is dead silicon tits and giving head My baby is dead, my baby is dead My baby served lust now baby is turning to dust My baby is dead, my baby is dead The men in her would thrust to satisfy their lust My baby is dead my baby is dead My baby I did...

Bad

I'll pick you up early From the school gates at 3:30 I'll take you down Soho Be ready to Go-Go The perverts will be ready The queue it will be steady I'll charge you 50 percent And then I'll charge you for the rent Am I bad? Yes, he's bad Am I bad?...

Banging in the Nails

I'm crucifying Jesus, banging in the nails, And I am so happy, because old Jesus failed. I'm crucifying Jesus, nail him to the cross, The poor old bastard bleeds to death and I don't give a toss. I'm bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, banging in...

Bankrobbers Blues

Well just out of prison streets seem so cold and blue Don’t know what to do Family don’t want me and I’m feeling blue Well walk into a bank and put a gun to the cashier’s head The cashier presses an alarm now the cashier is dead I fill her full of lead Well...

Bastard

A nice man came on Monday, he was so good and kind, she almost felt a twinge of guilt when she had robbed him blind. A nice man came on Tuesday, rich, gentle and good, she put him so much into debt, he lost his livelihood. But, when a bastard came along, a ba...

Bearded Lady

He loves the bearded lady she loves the tattooed man this one he's an acrobat each one of thems damned Jimmy the pickpocket will take you by the hand he'll smile at you politely but your purse it will be damned A whore who works the fair ground her name is C...

Beat Me

beat me till I'm black, beat me till I'm blue, i will,I will love you. beat me till I cry, beat me till I die, I will love you. and burn my house to the ground, I will not make a sound. beat me till I bleed, beat me, yes indeed, I will love you. beat m...

Besotted Mother

Her husband left Goola Flibbage before the baby was weaned To support herself and Florabelle as a charwoman she cleaned She felt there had never been such a beautiful child, her friends they did concur, It struck her how charming she would look in a costume of...

Billys Blues

Billy’s in the drugstore Seven nights a week Fills himself so full of drugs He can hardly speak Then he goes out working Selling what he can If you’ve got the money You can be his man Billy’s blue He’s drugstore blue Well Billy sends me letters Everything i...

Bitch

That fucking bitch, she thought she could get the better of me. Well if I can't have my Macky, then why the fuck should she? I'd rather fuck up others' lives than let them fuck up mine, I'd rather see them suffering than having a good time. That fucking bitch,...

Bleeding

Jesus is bleeding (bleeding) Bleeding holy wine And all the thieves and vagabonds They drink it in a line Jesus is screaming (screaming) Jesus is alone And all the thieves and vagabonds Are drunk and going home Jesus asks his father (father) "Has thou forsa...

Bleeding Hands of Jesus

Bleeding hands of Jesus crucified for me Hands that suffered torment pain and agony Pierced by my transgressions there on Calvary Hands that suffered torment pain and agony Bleeding hands of Jesus crucified for me By his blood I’m ransomed and from sin set fre...

Bleeding Lady

You’re bleeding through your head and hands, your pale white skin means it’s a plan To work the freakshow booths amongst the damned Bleeding lady of the freakshow, they gasp at how your blood does flow The end is soon your deathly pallor shows You’re crying bl...

Blind Willy

Blind Willy, leads me to your door Blind Willy, wants you more and more and more Blind Willy vomits on your floor Blind Willy says you're the one that he adores But after he's made his entrance he's quickly at your door Blind Willy vomits on your floor After...

Boatman

The boatman sits on his boat by the river Try as he might, he cannot forgive her As he watches the corpse turning blue He laughs The boatman he sits on his boat by the river Another grey corpse he pulls out before dinner Another sad life, another sad time And...

Body Hanging

Saw your body hanging from a tree Saw your body I’m guilty I killed my wife and my baby to Now I I’ve killed you 

Bones

She sits in the sunlight each morning And waits for her memory to fade If she tells you she's got a messiah It's one that she's already made She's no longer taking shortcuts In her village of Rome And nobody's home By the time that the summer is over She's now...

Born to Fail

Got a set of golden handcuffs Got a set of golden chains Live in a prison called a penthouse Where the inmates drink champagne Got a set of plastic handcuffs Got a set of plastic chains Live in a prison called a slum But it wouldn’t matter if that was to chan...

Bully Boys

Well as he’d often done before My neighbour from next door One fine summer’s day went out To the shops to walk about And as he found it hot poor fella He took with him his green umbrella When Edward noisy little wag He came out and waved his flag And...

Bumhole

in Polynesia the weather is fine, the Frenchies experiment all of the time, we are all full of shit, we know this is true, but when you ain't got a bumhole, you feel blue. bumhole, bumhole, give us a bumhole do. the Rainbow Warrior, they blew it up, 'cause i...

By the Shore

In tatoo parlours by the shore they do anchors by the score neptune and mermaids and girls from far away in tatoo parlours by the shore In massage parlours by the shore they do sailors by the score even when business stank forty they'd wank in massage parlours...

Cadavers

The cadavours they are smelling down by elesian fields the waters been corrupted and the people they feel ill The death carts visit visit your house today to take away the loved ones who have passed away The plague it shows no mercy on who it does take it has...

Cancer

Uncle Bill and auntie Mary Always used to shout And uncle Bill would knock Auntie Mary about With auntie Mary In such misery I always thought that cancer Was like the cavalry When cancer cut Bill down They said what a crying shame Well I never thoug...

Captain Bligh

The whaler goes on out to sea The bell tolls from the belfry Captain Blie harpoon in hand cat-o-ninetails every man Captain Blie meets his end Eaten up by revenge Eaten up full of hate Grisily is his fate Moral given never learnt If you hate you'll be burnt Ev...

Car Crash

The whaler goes on out to sea The bell tolls from the belfry Captain Blie harpoon in hand cat-o-ninetails every man Captain Blie meets his end Eaten up by revenge Eaten up full of hate Grisily is his fate Moral given never learnt If you hate you'll be burnt Ev...

Card Game

In their card game you’re a chip You’re a whore in which they’ll slip In their chess game you’re a pawn Falsely honoured truly scorned In their dice game you they’ll roll Lie to Heaven goes your soul Playing poker fuelled by lust They’ll drink champagne you’l...

Cheapest Show

The lion he has got false teeth, the fire eater is a cheat The exotic dancer is antique. The high-wire artist smashed his nose, the dancing bears got gangrened toes, And all the artists need new clothes. Cut price is the acrobat, the fortune teller is a h...

Chicago Sunset

In the red Chicago sunset I could smell his rotting bones I could smell greed and corruption The old corpses gently moan In the red Chicago sunset The cars they gently drone While in cement foundations Lie the victims now unknown In the red Chicago sunset I dr...

Circle Line

I look into your eyes You look up in surprise Sitting on the Circle line As you get up to leave They take you by the sleeve Sitting on the Circle line They say you cannot change Your journey's been arranged Sitting on the Circle line And you're not free to...

Circus Clown

Ice Cream and candy floss, parents with dosh, those were the times I liked best Dancing the tango with my mon amour, better than all of the rest. Children they laugh, children they scream, parents with balloons they all beam Money is flooding into our tills b...

Clown

My whole life it is misery My whole life it is grief The face-paint it just hides my soul My life is a deceit My makeup lies redundant now Between my canvas walls The lip rouge and the face-paint Are no longer on call And my photographs They're all fading fas...

Cowboys

I’m a lonesome cowboy Out there on the plains And sometimes my passion My passion must drain And then it’s into a barn Where I’ll find release A baby calf Will suck away the heat I’m a cowboy I love calves They make me hard I’m a lonesome cowboy...

Crack of Doom

And so your life's been a success And you have pleasure in excess Don't worry it will all end soon The crack of doom is coming soon And so your future's looking bright And you've reached the giddy heights Don't worry it will soon end It is all shallow and pret...

Crappy

there's crap on the records, there's crap on CD, it's got to be crap, it's an industry. this crap makes me angry, this crap makes me sad, cause this crap, yes this crap, yes this crap is so bad. yes this crap (X19) this crap (X 19) crap on the television, cr...

Crime

My mother was a prostitute My father was a thief My auntie ran a brothel It gave cheap relief Crime, crime Crime doesn't pay And my sister worked in peep shows Carrots between cheeks My brother pimped for call girls Fostered their deceits Crime, crime doesn't...

Crude

You look in the mirror You’re all skin and bone You’re gonna die soon I thought I should phone Your stomach is bulging And cannot take food I think that their methods are A little crude They’ve severed Most of your limbs Your brain and eyesight Ar...

Danced All Night

We could have danced all night into the morning light in that cheap penny arcade We could have danced all night into the morning light in that cheap penny arcade But fate is cruel sometimes, Fate is so unkind in the games that it plays So now I stand beside yo...

Darkness

darkness the master, darkness the king, open your heart, only darkness it brings, only darkness, darkness. you're a slave, a servant to this thing, you're only messiah, the only thing, only darkness, only darkness. give them a penny, they will take a pound, t...

Darling

Well, the moon shined on that little place, where my darling and I lived. If someone fancied darling, then I would hurt to him give. And when he'd had his pleasure, I'd climb back in the sheets, and laugh, and take the piss, even if he'd been quite sweet. Some...

Dead

You play accordion You’re going blind The world goes past But you’re out of time And the people in your head Are all dead You stagger home The alcohol brings cheer Your weary body And you’re full of fear And the people in your head Are all dead You had a m...

Dead Souls

A thousand candles burning, far as the eye can see A hundred figures stooped to light them endlessly The wind like the Grim-reaper, blows the flames away Just like our lives are blown out every moment Dead souls day The old lady, in plot 43 The pimps and poli...

Death song

I can’t turn my eyes I wish I could lie From the man the unknown man He’s always before me Waiting impatiently Death song Continue to work ‘cos composing Is less stressful than resting I’ve nothing to fear from anyone I sense that my death has come Death song...

Deathless Man

I’ve been in the car the car that was smashed, I’ve been on the motorbike that crashed I had me the cancer and the heart attack, I’ve been shot in the head I’ve been stabbed in the back Deathless man to life forever damned… I’m a hundred and twenty and I’m fee...

Decline

Well, the tree it does wither You're hands like peaches grow old Your back bends like a willow With nobody left now to hold Your dreams, hopes, aspirations Have all turned to dust You've nobody left now to talk to And you've no-one left now to trust Should I...

Deluded

Got a tangerine in the bath-tub And a man who’s got no hands Got a tangerine in the bath-tub And a man who’s got no hands Deluded deluded are our hearts Deluded deluded from the start Got a horse called Trigger A postman figure And a galaxy of stars Got a ho...

Depends on Baby

He depends upon you, baby, you are the one he loves, your well-manicured hand will to him ruin shove. He depends upon you, baby, he depends upon you, baby. He depends upon you, baby, you are the one he needs, though you don't give a shit for him, you'll brin...

Deranged

I am a bad husband I beat up my wife When I come home drunk every night It makes me so angry when she looks at me strange Do you think that I might be a little deranged? I am a bad son my mother I hit and my father’s throat I’ve threatened to slit It mak...

Despite

Despite imagination being burnt and being blind Despite your price for mercy, well I smile and feel refined Despite your allegories for love and hate and war I will love you for reasons insecure And despite your wish is contrary my motives are impure My rushi...

Devil

The devil's bought your body The devil’s bought your soul So now to do his evil Is your only goal Serve each of his evil deeds ‘Cause suffering and pain You’ll steal for him you’ll rob for him Kick em till they’re lame The devils bought your body ... Your b...

Devil's Child

A Sailor came to town a little seaside town he courted there a country girl to her heart he had found When she in love gave him her body and her limbs he took her avariciously when he performed the sin The sailor left the town left her in grief unbound nine mo...

Die

So slowly you do slide so slowly lose your pride Another year has gone by it’s too late now to dry Your kidneys and your liver are waiting for the end A lucid moment here and there between which you pretend So slowly you do slide it’s gone far too far you’re g...

Disease

he isn't deceiving, that's twenty this evening, he's starting to feel rather sick. the cubicle door, well it opens again, he never quite gets used to it. and the drugs in his veins, they don't ease the pain, he started at sixteen and he is nineteen now, his...

Divine

As we go along life's way there'll be blue skies, there'll be grey, but your good times will be mine, everything's divine. Laugh away, when we play, cry with me on the sad days, you and me we are entwined, everything's divine, everything's divine. As we go a...

Doctors & Nurses

In the boulevards of broken dreams Where smiles don't mean a thing Doctors, nurses and your cries The flicker of your silhouette As you smoke your last cigarette Doctors, nurses and your cries I saw a boy like you Down the avenue Slash your wrists, take som...

Don't Mean a Thing

You really think that innocence Is just a word When you smile at me it seems So absurd You’re so full of ambition Pride and desire If I told you it’s all meaningless Would you call me a liar And it don’t mean a thing Record company mogul Queuing in your roo...

Down & Out

Someone is saying that all of these things are nothing and all in your mind Well you see quite clearly except when you're down and then you forget all the time You see it clearly, you follow it nearly and understand the design Then someone smacks you in the mo...

Dreadful Domesticity

No sooner were they bound in marriage They discovered their mistake And as they drew off in the carriage Each pondered what steps to take. The honeymoon was merely dreary And by the time that it was through Their brains were overwrought and weary, Plotting hat...

Dreams

He dreams that he is eating but he never eats a thing He dreams that he is working he dreams that he does sing But if you ever ask him there are no ifs and buts The best dream that he’s ever had is that he did wake up He dreams he is a hero he dreams he’s save...

Dribble

your legs ache,your back aches, you dribble down your chin. your steps are like mountains and so you must begin, to gasp and stagger, and dribble down your chin, you dribble, you dribble, you dribble down your chin. the faces, look at them, they all avert th...

Drowning

Drowning Drowning Drowning … Under a silver moon Drunk on the moonshine noon Drunk on the old pontoon Falling to your doom Drowning Drowning Drowning … Your soul floats on the waves The river’s bed your grave The water fills your lungs Your last song has be...

Drunken Sailor

Raped a girl stabbed her brother Killed her father and her mother Looking now to rape another Burnt a church down near the quay Thrown some children out to sea He'll kill you and he'll kill me Aliye in the morning His dinner he does vomit out Foul obsc...

Ealing

Do you ever get a feeling You should be watching Ealing The heroes of our youth are all there George and Bill, Alec and Will All so religiously square Well, I'm sick of blue denim American venom But sadly you really don't care Somebody suffers Somebody dies...

Enemies of Love

Enemies of love To Hell you are bound In Hades you will burn Eternal violence all around Enemies of love For each act you’ll receive Eternal suffering For each of your bad seeds Warmonger’s politician Holy man and king Each drop of blood you spilled Increase...

Envy

Don’t forget to envy every man His suffering and his torment is a lifetime planned So don’t forget to envy something that don’t exist A phantom of your fantasy that writhes and licks and twists Look he’s got a big car you’d like to fuck his wife You’d like to...

Eternity

When you cut your throat When you’ve got no hope By a shaft of light from the moon Will you take the rope When you’ve got no hope And hang yourself from the moon In the cold blue light Of a winter’s night I can hear you in your tomb There’ll be no release Y...

Fairground

Lost my heart in the fairground the sad clown tries to smile How quickly goes our innocence how swiftly we’re defiled Lost my heart in the fairground when I saw the cheapest rides Were the ones the crowds queue for the sad clown stands aside The vulgar n...

Fallen Hero

Fallen hero is fighting at the Fez Fallen hero is loosing, nobody cares And they found him dead In the back of his car Shot through the heart Under cold, blue stars Fallen hero, the hero of the past Fallen hero, don't you know it never lasts And they found hi...

Falling Star

So now someone is dying when you see a star fall It means that God in heaven for their soul has called And so from all their fear and suffering they are free The little matchgirl wondered could it be me When you see a star falling from the sky It means...

Fame

A broken backed beggar You beg in the street And all of your money Small change at your feet Small change at your feet Small change at your feet And now on a marble Slab you do lie Users abusers Crocodile tears cry Crocodile tears cry Crocodile tears cry Thi...

Father's song

My son this news is quite a shock I’m told you’ve done a runner I suppose it’s all the same to you If your family goes under Oh father dearest father Vienna called to me And all in all I’d rather Be here than in the bishopry Oh father … So now you do betray...

Fidgety Phil

Let’s see if Philip can Be a little gentleman Let’s see if Philip’s able To sit at the table Mama bades Phil behave And papa he looks very grave But fidgety Phil he won’t sit still He wriggles and he giggles Yeah fidgety fidgety fidgety Phil Fidgety fidgety...

Finale

I forgive all of you bastards, who've put me here today. May each one of you die, in a nasty, painful way. The whores, who have betrayed me, a curse, to all your flesh. May the pox eat each one of you, lead you to a painful death. The police who have betrayed...

Fisheads

Fisheads in the gutters, the whores are old and tired. Sailors are tellin' tales, sailors are all liars. The fisheads are their only meal, they lie in their stomachs and congeal. Fisheads (fisheads), Fisheads (fisheads), Fisheads (fisheads), Fisheads...

Fishermen

On the portside whores are singing while the rubbers they are flinging of a night of fornicating with sailors far away While the sun it is setting the fishermen are netting the whores sperm they are begetting of sailors far away And the sailors they are ithing...

Five O'Clock

Its our little penthouse, we call it our own, It's got lots of features, a gold plated phone And it's all that we've got to lower the tone At five o'clock in the morning. It's cock up and shut up, it's right and it's wrong, It's see you tomorrow, be weak...

Flies

My life’s a drama I can’t deny I want to have sex with flies But when I try I am too big I stick it in and they don’t live I smell I smell I smell of shit The flies the flies they all love it I smell of shit and I am warm I could orgy with a swarm Sex with f...

Flipper boy

He’s got no legs and he’s got no arms and flipper boy is full of fear He swims in a fish tank he’s star of the show mermaids he spears Flipper boy is three foot high he’s got no lips or ears But when flipper boy has finished his shift he drinks twenty pints of...

Flying Robert

When the rain comes tumbling down In the country and the town All the good little girls and boys Stay indoors and mind their toys Robert says no when it pours It’s better out out of doors Well rain it did and in a minute Rob Rob was in it Flying Robert Flyin...

Forever together

Forever we will be together beyond the grave In our grave we’ll lie side by side through hate and pride we will die Forever we will be together beyond the grave Though my hate for you it grows there is no place I can go Forever we will be together beyond the g...

Fountain Filled With Blood

There is a fountain filled with blood drained from Emanuel’s veins And sinners placed beneath that flood lose all their mortal stains They lose all their mortal stains 

Freakshow

Albino dwarfs & dancing bears & midgets with full body hair A boy who has a fishes tail, a girl the body of a snail A man with the head of a bird, a girl who shits bricks as turds Siamese twins joined at the head, a girl who though alive is dead A man...

Gas Bill

I can’t pay my gas bill What am I going to do Belsen’s costing me a fortune Dachau’s expensive too I’m running out of gas Running out of gas Running out of gas I’m running out of gas Running out of gas I’m running out of gas I can’t pay my gas bill Everybody...

Gauge My Eyes Out

I won't work in your factory I won't work on your land And I won't obey you any more than I can Your politics disgusting Your system makes me retch The poor are getting poorer The weak ones more repressed I won't crawl up your orifice my seed will not be spen...

George

George George He lost his life, did George I always had a soft spot for the mother of my dad George George George He knew a good thing did George The National Front aspires and George was up for hire, oh George, George George, he worked at Ford Dagenham's, di...

Getting Old

Getting old got no teeth Still she’s working in the streets In the streets in the streets Got no teeth just got gums Suck you off ‘til you cum ‘Til you cum ‘til you cum Getting old Getting old In a bar she sits There amongst the bums and gits The bums and gi...

Ghetto

God holds your hand then, and she is so strong, she's got a hand brake that lasts so long, and God how she loves you when you feel blue. crushed, you're so crushed, you don't know what to do. this world is a ghetto where money is the dream, and you've pawned...

Gin

To him remarked his fiancée As he was set to go away, “Whatever peril you are in Swear you won’t resort to gin”. Once he arrived in regions far He went to visit the bazaar. Against the fearful native din He thought to take a sip of gin, When he, arraye...

Glory in Battle

There is no glory in battle There is no glory in war You are all just fools The politicians whores There is no glory in battle Each of you a fool For greedy power brokers You are just a tool There are no just reasons There are no just ends You’re just a wort...

Gluttony

See him stuff his face he wants to be fulfilled Yet each mouthful that he takes is just a bitter pill That leaves a gaping hole of emptiness and grief So the gaping hole will grow gluttonies’ deceit He salivates and farts he gobbles and he slurps Engorging the...

Going South

He’s got a bad liver he’s got a bad mouth He’s got bad kidneys he’s going south He’s got a bad head a bad mouth Bad heart he’s going south He’s bad news going down the drain You’re going south You bad news you’re going south 

Gonorrhoea

My hand’s inside your toilet door I want your genitals to paw In this toilet perfumed by piss I want your young body to kiss So please indulge Indulge me dear My dirty hand has got Gonorrhoea I live just round the corner there I’ve porno films for us to shar...

Graveside

Underneath these stones Bleached and rotting bones And the girl I loved the best Maggots do their work There beneath the earth Loved her more than all the rest Tears begin to fall Every time I call There beside her graveside Love it never lasts Ev...

Green Hill

There is a green hill far away without a city wall Where our dear Lord was crucified he died to save us all We do know we cannot tell what pains he had to bear But we do know it was for us he died and suffered there 

Gutter

It's dirty down in the gutter With the perverts and the nutters the nutters, the nutters And you just do everything Lower and lower it you brings it you brings, it you brings The lowest things normal are You're giving blow jobs in their cars in their...

Gypsies

Well these gypsies, they are singing in the market in the square, And these gypsies they are singing to a world that doesn't care. These gypsies take you down, these gypsies see the truth, These gypsies, they don't care about your beauty or your youth. Well t...

Gypsy Lament

The Nationalists, the Socialists, The Communists, the Capitalists They all agree you don't exist And they all watch as you slash your wrists Gypsy lament, Gypsy lament Gypsy lament, Gypsy lament They treat you like you're a disease They all do with you as th...

Hailstones

On the first day in my tin shack I took cocaine and I took crack And I heard the hailstones falling down And in those hailstones I drown On the second day in my shack of tin I took angel dust and heroin And the hailstones I heard them fall I thought I heard G...

Hairy man

“Hello Doris, I’m just about to dry my hair” You got hair on your knees, you got hair on your arms You got hair on your brow, you got hair on your palms You got hair on your fingertips and when you’re embalmed You’ll have hair on your kidneys, they’ll be alarm...

Hampsters

I love a little hamster up my rectum It makes me feel so bright and so gay What they do with their claws the way the do gnaw It makes me orgasm every day I love a little hamster up my rectum I freeze up to twenty every day They gnaw and the claw they paw and...

Hamsters

I love a little hamster up my rectum It makes me feel so bright and so gay What they do with their claws the way the do gnaw It makes me orgasm every day I love a little hamster up my rectum I freeze up to twenty every day They gnaw and the claw they paw...

Hang Tomorrow

So here I am in jail again, O God, it stinks of piss. I've been in here since I was young, so I can reminisce... It's looking rather grim this time, it's looking rather bad; but if I swing tomorrow in some ways I'll be glad. There's Johnny, Jim, Bill, and Fred...

Happy End

Hollywood style you know you must smile Though the end though the end makes you retch Given beauty and youth hide them from the truth The last thing they need is respect So let’s all pretend There’s a happy end God can explain the reasons for pain There’s no...

Hardest Bastard

He’s got the girl he’s got the car he’s got the knife and bullet scars And when he hits you you’re going to fall He is the hardest bastard of them all He’s got the look he’s got the gab he’s got the left hook and the right jab When he hits you you’re going do...

Haunting Me

Haunting me All you ever did was haunting me With a shadow of a smile for a while Haunting me From the cradle to senility Well, I shouldn't lie, should I Sentimental violation of another child Haunting me Using and abusing me Well, I would cry, I would cry...

Heaven

The people here are happy In heaven in the sky And sometimes when you're suffering Well, sometimes they do cry In heaven , in heaven So throw away your foolish pride It is no good to cry For people here are snappy The people here are happy In heaven , in he...

Heaven to Hell

I thought I'd be happy in heaven I thought it would be swell I thought I'd be happy in heaven In fact I'm as unhappy as hell The harps, they all bore me St. Peter's jokes are a farce The angels look down their noses because I'm from a different class St. Mat...

Heinrich

Hip hip hip hip hooray With my German shepherd I do play Heinrich Heinrich My German shepherd Heinrich See those sheep that he keeps Well when he barks those sheep all weep Heinrich Heinrich My German shepherd Heinrich Well he’s a pedigree my chum And when...

Hell

Climbing up the heavenly stairs You know where you're going when you know where You're going to hell Yes, you're going to hell. You're going down a hundred eighty degrees, You can see when you can see You're going to hell Yes, you're going to hell. You were...

Her Room

People with cigarettes, Singers with violets Some who have no regrets In her room Men with no hair Girls in their underwear Boys who are debonair In her room, In her room In her room, In her room In her room, In her room Where are the fun times ?...

Heroin

I’ll piss in the eye of your Saviour I’ll piss in the eye of your Queen And I’ll piss in the eye of all that you cherish And I’ll piss everywhere that is clean I’ll piss in the eye of your glorious future I’ll piss in all of your dreams I’ll piss in the eye o...

Heroin And Cocaine

Jimmy was just coming out of school When the drug-dealer came Give me some of that heroin Some of that cocaine Heroin, heroin and cocaine Heroin, heroin and cocaine Heroin, heroin and cocaine Heroin, heroin and cocaine Jimmy's teacher was very annoye...

Hertha Strubb

Hertha Strubb - where can she be? - She would have been twenty-three. Was she murdered by cut-throats lurking in her room? Why did she not return on that Sunday afternoon? Did she elope with a man she’d been seen with in November? To an early grave did he send...

High-Heel Shoes

You sell your fat for money and work the freakshow booths in high-heel shoes You dance the ballerina they laugh at every move in high-heel shoes You sell yourself for money while they laugh and take the piss You hate them when they laugh at you, then blow them...

Hipdeep Family

In January Cousin Fred We found him in the attic dead. In February’s odd adventure Father lost his dentures. In March Fiona got a fright When she was coming home one night. Some people in a long black car Made her get in and drove her far. In April Horace l...

Histoire de Kay

One fateful day Kay’s mother pushed her into a building lobby, They took turns pinching and twisting her little body. First she was made to stand in positions more and more bizarre, Then she was forced to repeat them at a thing they called a barre. She was mad...

Holy Men

Tyrants and conquerors Continue to rage While those who want justice Dance on their graves While family albums Continue to bulge With family people Who will indulge Holy men living Stainless and pure All of these things They have to endure Happy memories Wi...

If You Knew

Think of you often in silk and in rags Think of you laughing and feeling so sad Think of your life I think of your time Think of you aching and feeling devine If you knew if you knew How I loved you Think of you trying to cure your mistakes The mother father...

In Her Room

People with cigarettes, Singers with violets Some who have no regrets In her room Men with no hair Girls in their underwear Boys who are debonair In her room, In her room In her room, In her room In her room, In her room Where are the fun times ?...

In My Hearse

So now I’m just skin and bone lying in my hearse The pallbearers are ready to put me in the earth The mourners are all standing looking at my grave The adults looking serious the small ones misbehave Some of them are crying some are looking glum Some can’t wai...

Incontinent

I’m incontinent I soil the sheets my heartbeat is growing weak I even find it hard to speak as my urine from me leaks I strap on my colostomy bag I’m feeling like an old rag I stagger slowly slow and meek death for me would be a release My mind is like a leaki...

Jackie's Bar

In Jackies bar is where the sailors they all drink And when next day it opens Jackies always stinks The sailors they all vomit their guts out on her floor Next morning with her mop she cleans it from the floor In Jackies bar the sailors the sailors they all fi...

Jacky

Jacky, she's a fake whore, She'll obstruct you on your way. And she'll hit you and she'll beat you, Every day. And, Jacky, she's a fake whore, And she's seen better days. She will kick you down the stairway, Every day. And, Jacky she's a fake whore, And its...

Jesus

well, you went to your shrink in Brighton, he said there's nothing he could do, you went to the hospital, they hadn't a cure for you. your mother wants you committed and your father, he does too, and you live in an underpass, next to Waterloo. Jesus, Jesu...

Jesus on the Windshield

It goes to show what’s most despised May well someday be highly prized. One afternoon in ’45 Sniggles were about to go for a ride. ‘Omletta, get in the back seat’, Said Uncle to his little niece, ‘But on the windshield is Jesus’. ‘Omletta, don’t be ridicul...

Johnny Head-in-Air

As he trudged along to school It was always Johnny’s rule To be looking at the sky And the clouds that floated by Just before him there did lay In his in his in his way Johnny never thought about So that everyone cried out Well look at Johnny Johnny there Li...

Judas

Judas he was framed that’s what Judas claims If he had a dollar for each time he’s been defamed By the Catholics who him blamed History it’s been so unkind ok he grassed up Jesus Christ But he wasn’t a swine If you’ve never done nothing which you regret you’d...

Just another loser

Just another loser Just another loser Just another Just another loser You’re just another loser You’re just another You always tried You always failed Just another dream That went off the rails Just another loser Just another loser You’re just another Just a...

Just Because

Just because you're sometimes stupid Just because you're sometimes mad Just because you play the idiot Just because you're sometimes mad Just because you knew you ought to When you never ever would Doesn't mean you'll never be good And just because you've go...

Kick a Baby

When I’m tired of all the murder And I’m tired of all the rape And all the little children Whose necks I do break That’s when I satisfy What I hold most dear I kick a little baby Or maybe an old lady I kick a little baby Down the stairs I sneak up...

Kick A Stick

Sometimes I go walking Walking down the street When an old aged pensioner I do meet That’s when I do practise My favourite sport I kick a stick kick a stick That they do support Kick a stick kick a stick Well you can kick a stick Anywhere you go Kick that...

Kill You

You’re a twat a turd a pig kill you Cut you’re throat you’re grave I’ll dig kill you You’ll be dead and I will live kill you You’re a bastard I won’t forgive kill you We all need someone to hate With this blade you’ll meet your fate kill you You’re not human...

Kill You on a Monday

I’ll kill you on a Monday just for the fun Slash away with my sword watch your blood runs Kill you on a Tuesday make mincemeat of you Smile and laugh as I run you through Kill you on a Wednesday I’ll cut off your head Put your head upon a pole celebrate you’...

Killer

I could have been a killer, ha-ha-ha-ha I could have been a killer, ha-ha-ha-ha I could have been a killer, ha-ha-ha-ha I could have been a killer, ha-ha-ha-ha I could've been a killer Who thought that he was God My victims all mere mortals All filthy dogs I...

King Neptune

Old Johnny he's seen mermaids when he run aground They carried him ashore when he was shure to drown They say old Johnnies mad seawaters turned his head But he alone survived all his colleagues dead Old Johnny's seen King Neptune in the wildest storm He alone...

Knock You About

Who’ll be the thief the piece of meat So the pawn in the game the fodder to blame Do you still have some pride as in excrement lie Are you just rank and file remember to smile Shall I knock you about like cricket bats out If you play the game then you they won...

Know What It Means

Just for effect the angel of death asks you to confess your dreams I’m prepared to bet you wouldn’t expect or even know what they mean They’ll burn in the fire all your desires when you emerge you will be clean So you contrive all the time you’re alive to effe...

La Havre

In the seamen’s mission drinking gin He tried so hard not to give in The street singers are all whores Who ruin you when you’re ashore On the portside Of Le Havre The mermaids for whose love you’ll pay And the fishes who you’ll feed some day Now in the bars...

Lager Lout

Sitting in a death house and smiling with a leer Happy, I should say so, hiding every fear Asking you some questions, chance it is untrue Twisted, corrupted and shot blue They don't love you, Larger Lout All of your white lies they're all turning black Your...

Larder

she is there, she is there in the larder, preserved for all time for his ardour, she's been dead sixteen months in September, since they burned her coffin to an ember. well, he loved her too much to let her die with the flames now he comes home each eve and s...

Learned Pig

At the turn of the last century an unusual pig was reared. While others wallowed in the mud on vans’ letters he peered, While others wallowed he taught himself to read From an abandoned library edition the works of Regera Dowdy. To escape the usual fate of pi...

Lending song

My dearest brother and friend Your friendship I’ll have ‘til the end Embolden me to ask a great favour of you Forty florins I’m aware I still owe you But alas make me so bold as to pray You’ll lend me more money today The lending song The lending song Dearest...

Life's a bitch

Six sons dead four sluts to feed Sell those bitches for my needs Life’s a bitch Life’s a bitch A man works a man gets paid Those four on their backs they lay Life’s a bitch Life’s a bitch Well men are big men are strong They carry you when your legs have gon...

Lilly of the Valley

The lilly of the valley I’ll lay on your grave My wife and my baby I cruelly swept away I robbed I raped I murdered and now I have paid 

Lily Marlene

This one's a dodo This one's a flop This one's a moron And I'm fit to drop Cross-fire chatter Caught in the slums She's off to her Chelsea Hotel Her friend was.out... Another one died She felt depressed She almost cried And then she remembered She'd left her...

Little Boys Blues

You were sweet and innocent And only seventeen seventeen A beautiful summer’s day And so to church you rode away Birds singing in the sky Philosophers wondering why While vagabonds such as I Sing our songs and cry And vagabonds not like me Stare lustfully at...

Lobotomy

Lobotomy, it’s gotta be, lobotomy Lobotomy, lobotomy, the best thing you can have You’ll never be depressed again you’ll never be sad All your pain is cleansed, now let’s celebrate I tell you how you’re gonna feel you’re gonna feel great Lobotomy, lobotomy, yo...

Lonely Schizophrenic

I’m a lonely schizophrenic I feel that I've been used By everyone I’ve been with I feel that I’ve been used Those voices these voices in my head they never stop These voices in my head they never stop I’m a lonely schizophrenic I’m friends with the Queen All...

Louis

A cop he leers at Louis as he sees him in the street Louis he sells watches a man has got to eat The watches are legit is Luis usual claim The cop he laughs at Luis it's a game So there among the fisheads Marseille is the town The cop he cuffs up Luis Luis goi...

Love a Whore

The best fruit is the forbidden And love is the path to forgiving That which you cannot attain Sucks you to it like a drain The love I feel it is so pure I tell myself so I endure I suffer pains which I can’t cure If only I could love a whore Sometimes I thi...

Love For Sale

Can I sell you Love for sale Can I sell you Love for sale Got the looks you got the style You got the walk you got the smile You got the legs you got the hips You got the breasts you got the lips Can I sell you Love for sale Can I sell you Love for sale You...

Love Is a Luxury

Love it is a luxury In it I won’t invest It’s a monster I will slaughter My soul it will not rest Love is a battle Of grief loss and pain Old warriors or lovers Equally disdained How proud we are to murder Rape pillage and maim How glorious to inflict Indign...

Luis Miller

On the portside Luis Miller Luis Miller's losing blood On the portside with his wallet looking for a little love On the portside Lisa Jennings been raped and robbed again On the portside Lisa's pimp was getting drunk again On the portside Billy Boysson's face...

Lust

You wanna fuck the world The heat between your legs It burns so hot it will explode It’s like a powder keg Lust Lust You wanna open wide Every object of desire And only when your lust’s fulfilled Will you put out the fire Lust Lust Then when you’ve had you...

Maggots

The maggots feed they feed on him Well some they laugh and some give in You cannot breathe the putrid air The bastard’s dead and no one cares There are no relatives or friends The sad condolences descend The pauper’s grave is all that’s left No one to pay thei...

Man in the Moon

Alone with the man, the man in the moon No one buys a match from the urchin in the street Though each sees she has no shoes upon her feet They ́ll cook and eat by their Christmas tree Their children play with presents all warm and happy While her flesh...

Manure

I’m just a fool who sits around In a brothel in this town I lick my lips each one I kiss And then on each one I go down I watch the days turn to a year And as they pass it grows my fear What have I done what have I done But give the lust crazed boys the...

Maria

He picks you up, in his car, He opens every orifice and scar. Maria, Maria He cuts you down, in your prime You will not wither or decline. Maria, Maria He tortures you, he holds you down He beats you black, blue, green and brown. Maria, Maria He murders you...

Marseille

In a graveyard in Marseille Where we dreamt our lives away A long long time ago Well I love you so Well I know you won’t be saved By romantic words I say But I love you so A long long time ago Well we’re by forgotten graves Where no one now does pray And we...

Mary

Mary's in the back room, she's more than I can afford, Mary's going down, going down on the Lord. Mary's had the bishop, Mary's had the Pope, and each one of them filled Mary with religious hope. Yes, Mary's going down on the Lord (On the Lord) Yeah, Mary's g...

Mary Magdalena

Mary Magdalena she has been around Every centurion where money can be found She has known greed she has known vice She had that Jesus Christ Mary had those fisherman disciples every one And the thieves who died with him in the setting sun Mary’s had cen...

Masturbating Jimmy

Masturbating Jimmy with his pot of Vaseline In the toilet cistern with his porno magazines Their pages stuck together from where he does spurt And on his pot of Vaseline pubic hairs inert Masturbating Jimmy ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Masturbating Jimmy ah ah ah...

Matchstick Man

You stand at twenty inches in your stockinged feet People pick you up and say that you are sweet You’ll never beat the shit out of another man You’ll never reach the top shelf they don’t understand No one ever fears you, you are just a joke Someone they can la...

Maxwell

Maxwell’s charred body lies on his mattress His charred flesh you can smell His dress is like like broken flowers His assassins will go to Hell Maxwell’s make-up and the dress are melted His high heels broken and charred He looks like a woman now he lies buri...

Meat

You are just meat to be consumed thought it would last now you are doomed They’ll eat you up throw you away you’d better get ready that’s their way You are just meat no value at all in the depths you will trawl You devalue everything you cheapen the world whe...

Millionaire

Baby is just a millionaire He's 'orrible and unkind Baby is just a millionaire and he will rob you blind And he'll have you on Monday He'll have you on Tuesday He'll have you on Wednesday as well Baby is just a millionaire He's got gold taps on his bathroom...

Miracle Cure

Step up step up for the miracle cure whatever the illness the remedy’s sure A spot of cancer cure it today a blood clot or two will go away Step up step up for the miracle cure whatever the illness the remedy’s sure Our magnificent miracle cure will solve your...

Molester of minors

I’m 49, buying youth, punished now in Hell Selling youth on the street a victim of this whore Hypocrisy means I’m punished by this ass, the law He’s 15, looking 18, I love his young flesh But I must be censured, now illegal my caress Corrupted and voracio...

Money

Don't marry them for love, my dear, they're all just rotten swine, and if they know you love 'em, then they will rob you blind. But if their bank account is fat, and they're all fairly kind, then that's a man, Polly dear, to marry every time. The marrying kind...

Moon Over Soho

As the moon shines over Soho, the thieves all settle down, and a corpse is floating downstream, well I wonder, how it drowned. And the moon shines on a body and that body oozes blood; is it Macky, with his switchblade, or is it an act of God? Well, the...

Mortuary

My liver chokes, my kidney's bloat There goes another year Heads in pain, down the drain Face the end with fear Heart's been broke, downward slope Mortuary is near Can't delay the fateful day The mortuary is near Yeah, the mortuary, the mortuary, the mortuary...

Motor Car

To make love to a motor card Is what I want to do Porsche or a Ferrari But anything will do If I make love to Morris Does that mean I’m gay I smear myself in engine oil And then I’m towed away Can I cum in your car Well to make love to a motor car That’s wh...

Mourn

I’ve seen the meadows and the rain I’ve seen the laughter and the pain I’ve seen you smile I’ve seen you blue I’ll mourn for you I’ve seen the gravestone and the hearse seen your coffin in the earth I stood and wondered what to do I’ll mourn for you I saw dise...

Mozart's in Mannheim

Workin’ in a little bar People are all pissed Half the girls he fancies The other half he’s kissed Mozart’s in Mannheim Mozart’s in Mannheim People are all shouting Oh there could be a fight He’s playing in a different bar Every single night Mozart’s in Man...

Mummy Loved Me

I punched him in the face I know that wasn’t nice I trod on both his testicles I know that wasn’t right I slit his throat from ear to ear I know that wasn’t good If only mummy loved me I’ve been misunderstood I gouged out both his eyes I know that that w...

Murder

murder is easy, murder is fun, it's better than sex, I always come, I like to stalk those I abuse, I like them to struggle so I can refuse. murder is easy, murder is fun, it's better than sex, I always come. I like to go prowling on Saturday night, I lik...

Murdered Mozart

Well murdered Mozart murdered Mozart Well murdered Mozart murdered Mozart Well when you got that much talent You shouldn’t expect to live You make them all look stupid And they cannot forgive Yeah murdered Mozart murdered Mozart Oh yes you’re murdered Mozart...

Murderers are king

How I worship murderers, cut-throats they are kings I am just a thief on the floor my body flings The lowest of the low, a common lowly thief In this penitentiary the lowest meek and weak The murderers they walk as kings arrogant and loud I subjugate myse...

My Daughter

A cripple, a leper, a blind man, homeless, brain-damaged, antique, the king of the beggars, he walks in the street, and these are the words that he speaks: "My daughter, my daughter, her we adore, she's earning good money, she's a hard-working whore. No legs,...

My Funny Valentine

My funny valentine Sweet comic valentine You make me smile With my heart Your looks are laughable Unphotographable Yet you’re my favourite work of art Is your figure less than Greek Is your mouth a little weak When you open it to speak are you smart Well d...

Neighbor

Wake up every morning Take a coffee down Then it's in the tube train In the rush hour to drown Well, your wife she fucks a neighbour And calls you a jerk And when you find out you go berserk You take a poker to her And you ram it up her arse Then you wrap it a...

Neon

He’s fucked me up the arse he’s pulled out every trick his body smells of sweat he salivates and licks Another one night stand another rancid dick another cheap pickup I’m feeling rather sick So then the morning comes I mumble a goodbye repulsion overwhelms me...

Never marry a man

Don’t I said don’t Marry a man Don’t marry a man Don’t marry a man Well don’t marry a man with a big cock Don’t marry a man who might make you rock Don’t marry a man who’s well endowed Don’t marry a man who makes you go bow-wow ‘Cos if he makes your thighs...

Nightingale

Slow death to the nightingale His voice would always fail In tenement towers and on rails And all of these praising words They all seem so absurd, so absurd Your poverty you declare The paint blisters on your stairs The dampness in your bones is always there...

Normal

Normal the trouble Normal the fear Normal the distress Normal the tears Normal the yearning when you go away Normal you want them to stay And these tears that run down your face Hide them it's a disgrace Normal your blunting of mind Normal your lust And norm...

Normo

I can’t believe it’s happening, I can’t believe to me A normo loves me; well how can this be? They say that I am their hero, they say that I am the one I thought that to the normos I was an ugly freak But this one says they love me, well I can hardly speak The...

Nothin'

What does it mean Nothing What does it mean Nothing You play to kings You play to queens What does it mean Nothing And when you bow They do cheer Oh you’re the best They’ve had in years For your future The gold is paved I see your future I see your grave And...

Nothing is Sin

A billion diamonds glisten in the sea Each of those diamonds is dirt cheap Each one is free You know money cheapens each and everything I want to turn out all the lights and to you sing Nothing is sin I just a dreamer who they've dragged to earth Just a...

Obscene

I took him some flowers Passed pillars and towers The statue defaced and unclean And though he might lie there I don't think that you care And your graffiti confirms the scene His birthday arrived You just can't stand quiet Your lack of respect is obscene You...

Old

They're taking you to dinner, they're taking you to tea, It's meals on wheels forever, interminably, You're old. Now it takes you twenty when it used to take you five, Every morning when you wake up it's not good to be alive, You're old. Half...

Old Gracefully

The shit-stains on your sheets Show you've got three more weeks You won't grow old gracefully The skin pulled from your cheeks You're voice is growing weak You won't grow old gracefully And I remember when You didn't pretend I remember in St. James Park Whe...

Open Your Legs

You were seventeen, pretty in the head Sent in some photographs, this is what they said Open your legs Open your legs You wanna be a model, and this could be a start They're only jealous when they call you a tart Open your legs Open your legs There's a deman...

Our Hearts

The sweetest word I ever knew Shooting into the avenues of our hearts Our hearts The sweetest word I ever knew Shooting into sky of blue and our hearts Our hearts Why do they come here Why are they wise Why do they come here What a surprise to our hearts Our...

Over You

The angels in the sky well each one watched you die & each one sheds their tears for you. The angels in the sky well each one they do cry & each one they feel sad & blue. Over you over you. God reserves a place a very special place a very special...

Overtime

People all imagine As they’re marching through the square As they’re running for the Tube train That could take them anywhere Do you think and imagine Where exactly that is Will they kiss Will they kiss Well I dream of overtime Rush hour trains that will be...

Palace of St James

Orson’s in Paris Trying to make some money Make a film Make us feel funny Underworld gangsters Got a new design For the coat of arms of England I hope you feel fine And the sunlight glistens On the Palace of St.James Makes us feel good There’s nothing gonna c...

Pall Bearers

The Pall bearers bear the body and the body it is light The pall bearers bear the body its food for maggots tonight The pall bearers bear the body and they bear them with grief Though each one of them is a liar a vagabond and a cheat The pall bearers bear the...

Peace on Earth

The little match girl dreams of peace on earth Where all the greed and hatred everyone deserts Where all the poor match girls are never ever cold Because of the kind people their matches all are sold The little match girl dreams of peace on earth Of f...

Pervert

I’m a pervert I’m a pervert I don’t give a damn I’ll eat you for breakfast I see through every sham Well when your bones are bleached and broken Maggots eat your flesh Well you tell me that your life’s been A success Well I’m a pervert I’m a pervert I’m a bl...

Picadilly Lilly

Underneath the arches By the barricades I will do just what you want If money you will pay With faded jeans trainers on My hair bleached and permed Well if you’ve got the money Then I will take your sperm Well chiselled is my jawline Scarcely an acne scar An...

Piglet

When I’m reincarnated when I do return To run a piglet porno ring well that’s what I’d yearn To ruin young and tender lives with my evil vice And never ever never ever never to be nice With my piglet piglet porno ring My piglet porno ring My piglet piglet Pi...

Pimps Pushers & Thieves

worked forty years as a stevedore, five hungry mouths to feed, when they grew up you wanted more, they were pimps, pushers and thieves. worked forty years for a pittance of pay and now it's his judgement day, all those children have money so it's no paupe...

Piss On Your Grave

I murdered Mary, with my stiletto heel, I thrust it through her heart, and laughed as she did squeal. I murdered Joseph in exactly the same way, and after they buried Joseph, I pissed upon his grave. Pissed... pissed... pissed... pissed......

Police

When we were young we killed the foreign fellows, they spoke in strange tongues and were brown or yellow. We'd make mincemeat of 'em and when each one was a corpse, then for their killings we'd be heroes, of course. Well now you're Chief of Police and I am Kin...

Polly

In a bar in Copenhagen works a girl called Polly In the red light district she serves the drinks for free Making her money from the tips she does receive She puts the beer pump between her thighs and pulls does Polly In the backroom transvestites wait to be...

Pressganged

And so you sailed to sea when you were twenty three Press ganged one night how you did fight into the navy Your fate gets worse you see Press ganged to mutiny And so welcome your new career A pirate on the sea Your captain he was cruel nine tails and foulest g...

Pretty Lisa

Pretty Lisa's selling candy, selling candy by the bar Pretty Lisa's training hard to be a high wire star Well her life is just a journey upon a roundabout Every thing is very pretty until the ride runs out Dashing Tony is her trainer he got straight white t...

Pretty Soon

Pretty soon, it will be you judgement day Pretty soon, you will be in decay Pretty soon, on a marble slab you'll lie Hope some-ones with you when you die Pretty soon, you body will be in pain Every muscle and sinew will burn like a flame Pretty soon, in...

Pride

Of all the sins in all the world the worst of all is pride But it’s the one oh my love we don’t see till we die How swiftly do we wreak such harm on the ones we love The scars and weals that we inflict we shoot the hearts of doves It is not simply men who are...

Prison House Blues

Sitting there in your cell With your anguish and your hell And no cure, no cure for you When you're prison house blue Four walls on which you stare Nobody loves you, nobody cares Nobody's waiting out there for you When you're prison house blue And as they ra...

Promised Land

I don't know why we're singing Nobody hears I don't know why we're happy sometimes While we're full of fear Then you take us by the hand Lead us to the promised land I don't know where we're going And for how many years I don't know why it's hot outside And...

Punch And Judy

You see my foolishness and pride you see each good thing in me die You see your baby hear her cry You see my ignorance and greed You see the hate on which I feed You see your baby, see her need Punch & Judy Punch & Judy You see my evil eating you...

Purgatory

In purgatory it’s colder than your every vice your every evil paralysed there within the ice And after it has gripped you for a thousand years you’ll get into heaven have no fear In caves of ice naked you will dwell each movement an agony to tell And after it...

QRV

From in the park, Just after dark, Came gasps of agony. A common pin, It did him in, Was dipped in QRV. From the left bank She quickly sank Into depravity. She later died Of suicide From taking QRV. With carving knives They lost their lives, Sent to eternity....

Queen for a Day

In the mirror the lines start to form And you feel like you’ve hardly been born In the end for all vanities pay you were queen You a ghost on a screen Through your tears you see what has been In the end for all vanities pay you were queen You were hot you he...

Quick and Slow

I take a car and my hand shakes I walk a mile my body aches I smile but no one smiles smiles at me I am too old too old too old too old to see And that’s how it goes quick and slow Yeah that’s how it goes quick and slow I lift a chair and my back aches I sha...

Rapist

She worked in a brothel, From the age of 13. She never made much money, Her pimp her purse would clean. She worked in that brothel And in that brothel she was raped And the rapist had HIV.. That's what I call a bad break. And the HIV it turned to AIDS And the...

Reap What You Sow

He's got to have a hobby He's got to have a vice It's just that his hobby Well, it isn't very nice. He tells you don't tell no-one Or else you're gonna die Scars them for a lifetime And every night they cry Well both of his daughters His wife she didn't know...

Red and Blue With Cold

Red and blue with cold god no mercy shows Red and blue with cold so this dream unfolds Like Jesus for our sins you are suffering God of mercy god of love why does she suffer so Red and blue with cold she ́ll die do You all knowing know? Is she like Je...

Release Me

Sweet suicide release me From all of this pain Another night of torment Never sunshine always rain And it never helps the kindness That people try to show Just makes it feel more tragic Release me let me go I am drowning in the greyness Suffocating...

Repulsion

Vomit stains mixed with blood Someone somewhere is in love Repulsion, repulsion Epileptic's foaming mouth Mental sickness burns you out Repulsion, repulsion Brand new shiny disease Which eats you up, a corpse to leave Repulsion, repulsion Crinkled pea...

Right to Wrong

Loneliness is something which many do fear If you wish to rise over those that do care Sweetness is something which many do show But you can control the way that it goes So you can scowl at people before they scowl at you If they scowl first then you know wha...

River of Tears

A river of tears is what you will cry When it is your turn to die Whatever you try to defeat It’s all ego and deceit A river of tears is what you will cry When it is your turn to die So with blood lust cut her flesh Until there is nothing left A river of tea...

Roll Up

Tattooed we dance the tango, in a melancholy way, Bearded ladies, muscle men, freaks entering the affray. Crowds come in from the suburbs to observe the perverse, Jimmy the pick-pocket he's on the loose, Mind out and watch your purse. Frankie the brain damage...

Rosa with three hearts

Rosa with three hearts, Rosa with three hearts Good to everyone she knew was Rosa with three hearts Now one heart has left, one heart it is broke The other has been poisoned so now Rosa will croak Rosa needs new hearts, Rosa needs new hearts Otherwise Rosa wil...

Russians

It's pissing down with rain The dogs they all do howl Just beneath the surface, the faces all do scowl Selling off an empire, they sell it by the pound The Russians in the market square Give him 15 Deutschmarks for an old red hat He will sell you the coat off...

Sailors

And the sailors, they sing sad songs, About the sea that eats them whole. And the sailors they sing sad songs, Food for fishes shoals. And the wind it blows inland, And the death you can smell. Smashed on rocks and smashed on boulders, Smashed in livin...

Salvation

And the band play for salvation The Hackney army tune And a cripple in a wheel chair He plays the silver spoons Well, Jesus is their saviour They fight the good fight The drummer who plays with them He goes home and beats his wife They're marching down to Soho...

Same Old Story

Born in a slum in Rome Born in filth and rags You climb the weary road of youth Alone and often sad You climb the hills your feet get sore And then your heart goes numb And as you reach your teenage years A whore you do become And as I see you My eyes fill w...

Satan

Satan he is bleeding Through both his hands and eyes And God in heaven's laughing At Satan, his demise So Satan he is falling From the heavenly sky And God he laughs at Satan As Satan he does cry The angels will not help you They've all gone to pray...

Scars

She’ll sing you a song a bird in a cage Do you want one that’s tender do you want one with rage After you’ve listened throw her away Now forgotten once all the rage She sits in her crumbling dressing-room With nothing but her age lines to groom Remember...

Screw you

Well you know men they’re all swines They’ll fill you up with red wine They’ll use and abuse you All they want is to screw Screw you Screw you Screw you Screw you Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah But come on sister don’t despair Revenge revenge reve...

Send in the Clowns

Isn't it rich, are we a pair Me here at last on the ground You in mid-air Send in the clowns Isn't it bliss, don't you approve One who keeps tearing around One who can't move Where are the clowns Send in the clowns Just when I'd stopped opening doors...

Sense of Sentiment

Desire and despair and decadence All wrapped up in providence Your misery which you let bleed Your sense of sentiment You climb the stairs and have no cares Except tomorrow and except despair I wish that I had half your strength Your sense of sentiment I got...

Sheep

She’s soft she’s gentle She’s gentle and she’s kind She’s very very gentle She’s very very kind Her name is Wellington Well when I see her I cry I love her I love her When she is by my side She’s my sheep She’s my sheep She’s my sheep Well the cows are in t...

Shockheaded Peter

Just look at him there he stands With his nasty hair and hands Anything to me is sweeter Than Shockheaded Peter See his nails are never cut They’re as grim as black as soot Anything to me is sweeter Than Shockheaded Peter And this sloven I declare Has never...

Shoot Your Load

on the dockside, of the portside, that's where they go. to shoot their load, shoot their load. she's got big tits, for all the gits, and she hates them so, as they shoot their load, shoot their load. as you whisper you're a slut, she will hate your guts. as...

Sick

You know I love you oh my darling you know I love to tell you it You know I’d die for you my sweetheart I hesitate to stir the shit I know you’re kind I know you’re generous and on you’re shoulder there’s no chip Its just a small thing oh my darling your very...

Sin

What is the point of this life that we lead? The filth and the fury the neurotic need Where are we going where does it lead? The strife and the striving as life from us bleeds Sin, sin What is its point, its purpose, its goal? Where is it going, each one...

Sinner

God, I've been a sinner God, I know I'm damned I'm a homosexual hermaphrodite And a dirty old man God, I've been a sinner at the Pearly Gates St Peter slipped it in again He always comes to late God, I've been a sinner And now I'm gonna die Can I get into to...

Skull & Crossbones

Under skull and bones to always be alone A killer storm might break or do the gallows wait To never see your home always you will roam To die on some far shore worst than the lowest whore Skull and crossed bones On each port you call the lowest of them all Get...

Sleep With the Fishes

We sail in a ship and the timbers are weak Through the storm clouds the rainbows the rainbows we seek We sail for horizons that one day will end To sleep with the fishes on that we depend The storm when it breaks we shiver with fear In our bowels we do know...

Slippers for a Cradle

Slippers for a cradle now you can sleep for here is a place where your dreams you can keep Where with pretty toys you can pretend and a mother ́s love you can depend There in the street the snow it runs deep but here in your cradle you sleep Slippers for...

Slough

1,2,3,2,2,3 Well it's grim up north But it's grimmer than that in Slough I'll sing you a song If you drop a bomb on Slough Driving about in your car. making another box of Mars Bars In Slough, Slough. Well the shift-works a dog And your life is a slog In Sl...

Smell

I saw the piss running down your leg, I knew that you were not well, I saw the vomit come out of your mouth and I knew that you were in hell. And I love you though you smell I saw you down in Finsbury park, you were down before you fell and saw your f...

Snake Woman

She’ll wrap herself around you like a vine around a bough Spitting out her venom to the satanic vows Each man she entices them with her satanic spell She leads them all to ruin then takes them down to Hell Snake woman… They wrap themselves around you how quiet...

Snakeskin Shoes

split your guts, sing the blues and at parties never mind your Ps and Qs and the pimps, well they all wear snakeskin shoes. Mr. Hammond, at a clip joint, some recordings he wishes to anoint. and the pimps, well they all wear snakeskin shoes. sitting beside t...

Snip Snip

Conrad's mother said Conrad dear I must go out and leave you here. but mind now, Conrad, what I say, don't suck your thumbs while I'm away. snip! snip that great tall tailor, he always comes for naughty boys who suck their thumbs and ere they wonder what he'...

Social Reject

he puffs and he blows and he wears funny cloths, He wears beads round his neck, his shirts a green check alcoholically, flair's growls like a bear. pulls on his jams on a doll with no arms social reject so what do you expect As he goes down the main road He...

Sodsville

Valium glances beneath plastic flowers Heathens and sinners and men of the hour In massage parlours on bended knees You always wanted to please In Sodsville In Sodsville Fishnets, a mini and a barrel of smack Spend half your life on your back Got no money, do...

Soho News

Skinheads in the doorway Get their heads kicked in Full of drugs and racism Now it’s getting grim A clip joint bouncer Beats them to a pulp And leaves them in the gutter On their blood to gulp That’s the news Soho’s news Well Jimmy my slum landlord Comes ro...

Soho-Boy

Well, you've always got schoolbooks You've always got toys You never go hungry like Some of the boys But something is not quite right It's not what it seems Soho's best dressed boy He doesn't feel clean Father - no father, but Uncles you've had They all turned...

Souvenirs

He's been around the world and much of it was queer He got a nasty little rash from a brothel in Tangiers. A knife it missed his artery in a harem in Algiers And from a whore in Rotterdam he got Gonorrhoea. Now he works the fairground, looks back on his care...

Starlit Night

You ́ll lose your life, you won ́t last the night on this starlit night, starlit night. The cold attacks it cuts like a knife The little birds watch she won ́t last the night The snow like flies round a corpse descend The birds sing we on her death depend...

Start a Fire

I like burning houses down, and factories as well. I like burning anything, it's the truth I tell. Libraries and museums, both of them have fell, I like burning things, burning things is swell. I would like to start it as a fashion trend, Amongst the young pe...

Stitch Me Up

Train running down the track Blood pouring down my back Here we go, beat me blue and black This knife it bears its scars And this heart it beats too hard And these memories I will discard Well, it must have been an angel And it must have been the spring And,...

Strawberry Jam

Well you always were one of life’s sensitive souls The needle on you soon got a hold Your life became a shallow sham You didn’t quite turn into strawberry jam You jumped out the window you’d had enough You just found it all a little too rough But your s...

Suffering

We're in love with our emotions And with sadness they bring We're in love with hunger, hatred And with our suffering We could be honest Or we could be true Or we could be blue We're in love with the moonbeams That flicker We're in love with our dreams We're...

Swine

I've drunk whiskey, I've drunk gin, to allay, to allay my sins. I've been nasty, I've been unkind, I'm a swine, I'm a swine, I'm a swine. I've drunk Cointreau and Cognac so I could stab you, stab you in the back. I've drunk a lake of wine, I'm a swine, I'm a...

Swing 'em High

The Gigolo, the Gigolo is charging twice the price To the priest in holy orders who lives a life of vice He pleads for mercy, God says no Swing 'em high, swing 'em low The old lady's savings time do erode She can't pay for the heating, off the heating goes Sh...

Take Me With You Grandma

Take me with you grandmother do not disappear Don ́t leave me in the cold alone with my fear When all my matches I have struck please don ́t go away Don ́t leave me in this cruel world to face another day A little girl needs to be loved you alone did gi...

Tears

Skinheads have all gone England's bastard sons Pissed on all those years I guess nothing matches tears Nothing matches Nothing matches You wore your Union Jack As you knifed me in the back Well I could feel your fears Yes nothing matches tears Nothing matches...

Terrible

On Mondays murder children, little girls and boys I put my hands around their throats till they don't make a noise Tuesdays torture animals, pluck off small birds wings Watch them as they bleed to death, then they don't sing Wednesdays I defecate on the pr...

Thank You

When they pulled me from the wreckage I asked three things to be explained Is it raining Is it pouring And will I feel much pain Everyone was so nice to me I knew there must be a punchline Everyone was so nice to me I knew there must be a punchline It...

Thankyou

When they pulled me from the wreckage I asked three things to be explained Is it raining Is it pouring And will I feel much pain Everyone was so nice to me I knew there must be a punchline Everyone was so nice to me I knew there must be a punchline It went t...

The End

I have shit my trousers could a fresh pair you please lend I’m lying in a pool of piss I’m waiting for the end That vomit on the pavement it’s mine you can depend All the bottles I have drunk on a breweries freehold I could spend The dogs all sit upwind of me...

The Feast

The little girl dreams one day to eat a feast for free To be served by waiters the finest food to see In beautiful bone china served the finest wines While behind her a grandfather clock will chime To start a soup hot and strong and clear Then the steam...

The Fire

The fire it warms the little match girl and she is free to dream Of a happy place where no one to her is mean She dreams of love an kindness her mother she does smile Her father with no violence does her defile The fire it warms the little match girl an...

The Flowers

And you with your insufferable power Breaking hearts by the hour We die with the flowers And you, a poisonous shower That breaks as we cower We die with the flowers And slaves have lost their chains Think they've lost their pain Nothing is nothing W...

The Freaks

Welcome to the carnival of circus freaks The bleeding lady the blood from her leaks Here is a place where you can buy crack Lobotomised whores who you can slap The freaks… The snake woman drinks six bottles of gin Gives you a blow-job and sheds her skin Welcom...

The Match Girl

The little match girl her homes cold and bleak It ́s almost as cold as on the street But if she returns to her home so cold Her father will beat her no matches she ́s sold The little match girl her homes cold and bare No toys and no fire she will find the...

The merry birdcatcher

The merry birdcatcher am I And tra-la-la is what I cry The merry birdcatcher famed By young and old I’m named I know how to use a lure I can whistle high and pure That’s why I’m so full of glee All these birds belong to me The merry birdcatcher am I And tra-l...

The news

Have you heard the news going round the town the freakshow’s shutting down All of you freaks put on the shelves in despair and anguish you will delve Have you heard the news the selfish gits would rather lock you up than face it Political correctness they do c...

The Pimp Song

You knock her senseless you hate her guts You call her a bitch you call her a slut You feed her addiction well you started it You hit her some more she’s had her hit And she wants to be She wants to be with you She tried to leave you and then her sanity brea...

The Story of Cruel Frederick

This is cruel Frederick Frederick see A horrid wicked boy was he He caught the flies the poor little things And tore off all their tiny wings He threw the kittens down the stairs He broke all the chairs And ah far worse than all beside He beat his Mary ‘til s...

The Story of the Man That Went Out Shooting

This is the man that shoots the hare This is the coat he wears With game bag powder horn and gun He’s going to have some fun The hare sits in the leaves and grass And laughs to see the green man pass And as the sun gets very hot And he a heavy gun has got Th...

The Struwwelpeter Overture

When the children have been good That is let it be understood Good at mealtimes good at play Good all night and all of the day They shall have the pretty things Merry Christmas always brings But naughty romping girls and boys Who tear their clothes and make a...

Thousand Violins

I’m calling out but no one will be hearing I’m laughing but I cannot be heard I’m crying but no one will be drying These tears that fall So how do we ever face a thousand violins And how do we ever even start to begin It’s raining without a sign of stopping...

Three Pairs of Arms

You got three pairs of arms now your body is embalmed So you died, no one’s cried, freakshow trunk blessed by monks They are paid how depraved how they smiled you defiled You got three pairs of arms now your body is embalmed Smell the paint you they taint hal...

Three-Legged Jake

Three-legged Jake… three-legged Jake Three-legged Jake it’s a mistake, you can tell he’s a fake You know what they say about three-legged Jake in a back alley your legs he’ll break Mean motherfucker who’s full of hate, nasty mean and a fake Your throat he will...

Tick Tock

Tick tock goes the clock tick tick tick tick tick tick tock I remember as a young man in the young girl’s arms Now I’m old and impotent waiting to be embalmed I remember as a young man marriage and childbirth Now I’m old and cynical and I’ve got a bloated gi...

Tiger Lillie Line

Things are getting hard now, getting hard to find. Your livers piccalilli, your kidneys are unkind. Wake up every morning, you'd lie if you felt fine, Stick you fingers down your throat now, nihilistically inclined. That's the Tiger Lillie line. You're hungr...

To Be or Not to Be

Ten men at the funeral queue The great cadaver they do view In the brain the blood clot Another ten their livers rot A hundred revolution plot Change the world without a shot They dream of sweet revenge Another hundred round the bend A thousand hav...

Twenty-Five Minutes

They're building the gallows outside my cell, I got twenty-five minutes to go. The whole town's waiting to hear me yell, I got twenty-four minutes to go. Well, I tried the governor and the whole damn bunch, I got twenty-three minutes to go. And I tried t...

Ugly Joe

You got a face on the front you got a face on the back Your beard is so long it’s going down your back You’re so ugly mirrors you crack Down a back alley you’d better mind your back You’re so ugly… Where others got skin you got scales You look a bit green and...

Vagina

Vagina in the sky Once in love I lied We were young and the same height Our love was paradise Vagina in the sky Don’t ask don’t ask me why I fell for a giraffe Now everybody laughs Vagina vagina vagina in the sky Vagina vagina vagina in the sky Vagina in th...

Venus

Venus you’ll rape evil you shape In this world honoured a king Down to Hell now you’ll go Try there your power to fling Two by two ungrateful souls How the world you sucked Raping each virgin you found Leaving each one of them fucked See all the hypocrites s...

Violet

Violet said she was angry, she said she was angry with me, she said she was coming round my house to murder me. she had a big knife, she wanted to stick it in me. I took out a baseball bat, now it's her that's dead, not me. and the judge brings down his...

Violin Time

Violin time at the port side And the whores say pretty words To an old man who is dying And his cries they do disturb Violin time for the soldier He curses as you squeal And he kills you for a reason Patriotic imbecile Violin time, violin time, violin time,...

Waiters

Fill my sandwich my sandwich my sandwich with snot With bogeys and mucus and whatever you’ve got Piss on my pork pie piss on my veg Cum over my croutons and shoot sperm on my eggs Into my soup your pimples please squeeze Wipe your arse wipe your arse on my ch...

Wake Up

Vilification of what you said Now all the roses are almost dead Vilification of time's gone by Well, it's funny how we sometimes cry One day we'll wake up One day we'll wake up Well, complications along the way Make our bodies wanna stray Hallelujah is on ou...

War

Strike some medals don't make a fuss Forget about the two of us We're off to war Doesn't matter if you agree You're hear to kill, you see We're off to war Off you go and do your best Stick some bayonets in some chests We're off to war And after your life's...

Way On Down

Pick her up around a quarter to six And don't forget that you love her Take her out half an hour or so And then you can drop her Way on down, down, way on down Children waiting with your wife And the good fairy You'll be home For this is your life And the ca...

Weak

I was walking down the street With a terrible deceit In my heart I had lots of precious plans To find the flames And then depart And all of these words Well, they're just a deceit To hide what within is weak Your evil has no bounds So ears to the floor And h...

Wedding Song

There's a beggar queen and a bandit, this is their wedding song. Well, they're dancing, for the Devil, for the Devil, he is strong. Polly Peacham, what a beauty, she has had five thousand men. And Macky, her new husband, he has murdered some of them. Macky's s...

Weeping Chandelier

Theodora’s parents in the attic told her to play, She saw their furniture being taken away. She presently found she had been locked in, Some bats woke up and heard her sobbing. The house empty they helped her escape By a window which they did break. By the edg...

Weird

Well we think you're very brave Break, you know the rules Think you're individual even think you're cool Well you know, you're gonna anger 'em all our customers agree, You see, we're dying to book you, swear solemnly You're too weird You're too weird You're t...

Whore

you are my whore, you are the one I adore, you are the one that my twisted heart adores, like a dog I will gnaw, like a dog I will paw, you're the one that my twisted heart adores. you are my whore, even now, old and poor, you are the one that my twisted hear...

Why Am I Alone

Well I split the guts of babies so I could see what was inside Well all those babies’ guts came out those babies all did die Then I stamped on little babies heads you could hear the cracking bones Then I asked myself why no one loved me why am I alone Well it...

Why Are You Laughing?

Why are you laughing? We’re all going to die tomorrow in agony we will all lie Why are you laughing why so amused? Tomorrow senility will you confuse Why are you laughing why so self assured? Tomorrow death and disease you’ll endure Why are you laughing to tha...

William

William you fool Don’t you know cards are banned William you fool Can’t you deal a straight hand We’ve read your school reports And teacher’s agreed You deal in stolen goods And invest with the Leeds We are a rotten disease We steal what we want When we plea...

Wise

You wonder, how we're able, with bread upon our table, to be wise. Well, crime is for the starving, so let us all get carving, we're wise. Lock the thieves and beggars up, for them, well, we don't give a fuck - we're wise. Well, crime is for the poor, and if y...

Wrong Attitude

You’re so stylish and you’re so chic You think you look really neat You think you’re gonna break every rule No one’s gonna make you look like a fool You think you’re so in time You think you’re so refined You think you’re bright And you think you’re right You...

Xyz

A is for the Anger B is for the Bile C is for the Caustic nature of my smile D, E and F are Dread, Envy and Fear G and H - the Greed and Hatred I feel through the years I is for my Ignorance J- my jaundiced views K is for the Knowledge that I refuse to...

Yellow Angel

In bars and in restaurants In the cheapest Paris fairground Each night he is found With fury and handwringing Each night he’s singing Until he’s laughed out of town Jazz band goes jingle jangle Vicious monkeys scramble To show their crippled teeth all worn d...

You're World

You climbed the mountain tops until the pennies dropped In your world You climbed the mountain tops until the pennies dropped In your world In your world In your world You work a thousand miles if it's in the right style For your world You work a thousand mil...

Your Body Lies Frozen

Your body lies frozen in the early morning cold Because no matches you sold Around you the matches which you did burn In this cruel world which you has spurned They thought you did it to keep warm As the old year passed and the new on dawned But we know...

Your Long Golden Hair

Your long golden hair is worth more than all of the diamonds in the richest mine Or all the pearls in all the necklaces, all of the necklaces put in a line But as you bathe in this sunlit dream you know that nothing is what it seems Your long golden hair...

Your Suicides

Your suicides, you do them with pride, you do them every year: you hang yourself from the branch of a tree, the branch it breaks, I fear. Your suicides, you do them with pride, that hotel in King's Cross: you overdosed on heroin, till the use of a limb you los...

Водка

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