The Jesus Lizard

What do we owe this extreme pleasure to? Your presence is so very appreciated Let us now drop to our knees in praise and lick from between the toes of your feet may we rest with the weight of your fresh steamin' shit on our backs on our backs and lick...

My confounded partner says Meow meow meow beep beep I'm woke up to start some shit In they cloak room Next time you kids run Through my yard Go around Next time you kids run Through my yard Go around My confounded partner says Meow meow meow beep...

Take this saleman for example A selfless act of bravery Now he's rewarded with free favors Luck smiled at him and he smiled back And then the rain And then the rain And then the rain Beats down on me Take this proud father for example His son means th...

Your first mistake was to think you could fuck with the ranch Here I come, here I come, with my dick in my hand Do you think you'd like to have a blockbuster up your ass Do you think you'd like that, well do ya motherfucker Do ya, motherfucker Do ya We'l...

She sits in a tub and relives, stories she never lived And it makes me feel blank, it makes me feel blank like I missed Lies in a bath with no water, and a bath full of blood How happy are ya, to be alive MARY, MARY, MARY, MARY GET OUT It makes me feel b...

I'm calm now I've calmed down But I'm shaking Make me another boilermaker In molasses A fly in molasses Nasty sticky shit holds it down There's an arched back There is an arched back 's got a pained look under rain clouds In molasses A fly in mol...

Three people I dont know, their stairwell, my wheelcahir, their needle, the basement, 6 inches of cold water I begged them, I pleaded, don't do this, I'm not dreamin' No nightmare, nobody can hear me, my wheelchair, this basement is flooding, 12 inches of co...

No cat would ever do that Matter of fact No self-respecting monkey would Someone will pay the price Like a frozen corpse Someone will cough it up Because the land lies like this I feel carbonated (I feel) I feel spring-loaded (I feel) Someone will...

You said you feel like you're on drugs That you've been sweeping under rugs You told me that you were dizzy You told me that you were ill You'd better sleep it off It's because you're sick And there are No dancing No naked No ladies No Lying soaki...

I'd soak a towel Like a satellite Tight...tight...tight Norelco proctor silex Hamilton beach Cook up some loving for ya baby Electric blanket Keep the toes and the nose warm I'd soak a towel like a satellite Tight...tight...tight I found my paddle...

Get me up from this terrible place Because it's dangerous down here There are splinters and splinters Flying like arrows around I turn around to see one huge black tongue That means to lick my very being And the sun is about to set On the head of my sha...

The pathetic sight of your sunken eyes The angular lines of your hips and waist The light and the dark Of your vallied ribs The skeletal draw Of your temples and cheeks Your breath but a wisp From your string thin lips The acrid stink of your face and...

Way past beyond One Tree Hill Further than the reefs and breakers The other side of the time line All alone All alone Here's point A, there is no point B I choked and stalled and choked Stalled and choked and stalled and choked All Alone All alone A ca...

I knew I knew a man, a man with five daughters, he could never hear himself at all They lived out under the airport, the hood he wore was not worn to keep him warm I had a particular role to fill, he told me, "Go make a new enemy." If I did I'd get a clear...

That damned fly I told you about Is keeping me up again I'm tired as shit Everyday at my job Because his buzzing keeps me from dreaming. And I can never get any rest I can never get any rest I can never get any rest Sure I'll have another drink with...

You should see her use a gun She slips her nit-picking in in any way for everyone More than an occasional hazard You run the risk of conceiving a bastard You should see her use a gun She slips her nit-picking in in any way for everyone More than an oc...

Well, they called me a little so and so and so, yeah Now hummin' a different tune Oh, this is a job for a stupid man Smoke it down to the filter and put it out on your hand Them cops was lined up about a week long all down the road True crime homosexual g...

When you take off your dress the whole world smiles and it's a joyous occasion, baby when you take off your shirt when you take off your stockings flower blossoms and bird sings commonplace is paradise when you take off your panties it just so happen...

Happy snakes are here again The skies above are gray Let's drown ourselves in beer again Drug addiction's here again Wipe off your shirt when you throw up Sponge of your stinking face You're gonna die before you grow up Won't even leave a trace Screami...

They got him drunk as hell They caught him way off balance He could not walk or stand So they thought they could take him They had a plan to trip him As he stumbled by and kick him Their tiny brains were bubbling His filthy mouth was mumbling Get Get...

Black like the Black like the home of time Green like the Green like the naive child You can't be ready for birth You can't be ready for life You can't be ready for death You can't be ready for time Horse doctor man will you take care of us I lost your...

I'd send you a rain god of painted balsa wood. It's only regular, it won't matter none. I'd rather a real god, who pushes buttons well. I'd rather run it like a Corleone. I'd run it well. When in hell, when in hell do as the hellions do. I think that I c...

Hey shitmouth I love you hey shitmouth I love you a number of years have passed between our legs taste your buttery muffin hey shitmouth! I've never known anyone who bent so much to me I never I've never known anyone who bent so much to me I never...

Blistering outburts, like burning a bratwurst at the PTA's playground ordeal Too bad you've erased all the times you've been chased by some pre-schoolers new cannonball Bandage the wounds inflicted by hounds and press the rib meat right back inside A dozen...

Alvin's feelin' restless, cellblock H A carton of smokes for 10 mintues of pleasure Say, if I cannot have you, nobody will, if nobody will, what, nobody No, no, no, yes, no, no, no Yes, yes, no, no, yes, no (nobody) Alvin's feelin' randy, ready to roll, s...

There's a girl, playing her piano, there's a little girl, playing her big piano While her mother gives her an enema, while her mother While her mother gives her an enema, while her mother And then the daddy comes in and jacks off on the piano, and jacks off...

He want to know if he can run his fingers through my hair. He also wants to know if he can hop around my hole. To see my skirt rize buxt my hairless thighs. He wants to run up close. Score the Wining goal. He cant see me He can not hear me He cant smel...

You use mistletoe You use mistletoe I call poison control You try to kill me You try to kill me I call poison control You break my arm You break my arm You burn my head You burn my head I call the police in I'll kill you now I'll kill you now I'...

He's gone in her lips, a glow from her lip ignites the shapes she sees, in the shade Only a little is used to come to a close, only a little is used to come to a close Tonight at the knife stick up place, I spoke as a child and choked on that line (Then I s...

I leave my home, I leave for a couple weeks I leave my home, I leave it in the care of a friend Don't get me wrong, he's a nice guy, I like him just fine But he's a mouth breather Don't get me wrong, he's a nice guy, I like him just fine But he's a mouth...

The dry air holds a distinct fascination For those who are unfamiliar For those who are unfamiliar with any other way of living and I can see by their eyes Can see by your eyes Can see by your eyes But I can't see I can't see by my eyes I remember T...

I saw that faker and lied to him again Though he does fine when he's at the reigns Judging by how he steers that beast away Far to far to fall Now I'm trying to crawl They are behind me in the hall I am a witness... I wish I wasn't Needles for teeth The...

So since the surgery, how's that ghost limb Hey man, say man have you been rubbin' your nub Por favor De no sacar los manos, de no sacar los manos Fuera de la ventana So cuenta es muchas dinero lo siento But I have got to hand it to you, you're taking th...

One evening of pourin' booze An eventide of hooch He'd always say, "That pick-me-up bone knocked me down." Soakin' in the dark Dragged him to a desperate day That dirty girl led him drunk away And then his oats from the night before Came up with the su...

If you hunt them that way, you can taste the fear in their meat If you hunt them that way, you can taste the fear in their meat Sharp little points Being as nice as can be, they start to bring in their knives, slowly, tenderly, putting them into your chest...

Swinging little messy stinky girl Call me whatever you will I have a present for you... charity Take off your shoes if you're going to dance on me But don't grind your pretty heels in my face I have a present for you Drunk when I got here Drunker as I...

The magazine is now my good friend I'm thrilled the moment it is opened It feels so beautiful to pretend I'm glad it's not goddamned sensational Rolling up my sleeves to find out What the stinking fuss is about I need to prove without a doubt That nobod...

Get me something to stop the bleeding, cuz I'm fittin to blow Knock her down the stairwell and kick her, I think you can take her Shove more buorbon down her mouth hole Cuz she's the one that needs a nailing Ya might as well just open the door and Get her...

I called that senator From the White House I sat in my office and ovulated A full length mirror I'm queen for a day Look up the skirt of our nation I saw the prime minister In the shit house My palace Is just a Goddamned rest home I fit the prince...

Two sweaty sows, quick means to bad ends I think they think they're smart, I think they think they think Big pig and little pig, they're dumb as fuck You can't expect too much from two braindead brickheads They got no reaction time, they can't seem to duck...

There is no rodeo in Joliet No great waterhole in Downer's Grove The old windbag blows, the old windbag blows Here the sky and the ground, here the sky and the dirt Share the same grey, grey No fun in the sun, no fun in the sun, where fish float The old...

One free end bound his ankles, also bound his knees He had left a trail of blood that led into the trees He lay beneath a broken branch face down in the grass No mason or bricklayer he, a trowel was in his ass They found spray paint in his sinus, cotton i...

Lyin' around like some goddamn walrus you make me sick to my stomach The smell is here hangs like a killer hangs like a deadman and I can't take another day sick drunk blow job The smell is here hangs like a killer hangs like a deadman and I can...

I can swim, I can't swim, I can swim, I can't swim I can swim, I can't swim, I can swim, I can't swim Well here's a notion, a single idea Swing by the ocean, because I can't swim, I can swim, I can't swim, I can swim I can't swim, I can swim, I can swim,...

Driving down the road at night, I didn't want to listen anyway The conversation ended right, I know what you're about to say Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up why don't ya Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up why don't ya Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up...

They found him In the latrine hiding Dressed in clothes Fifteen layers deep The food that he had bled on Was arranged in stupid shapes He must have cut his arms to garnish Plates laid out for banquets And he had taken others clothing While they slept...

Well, fuck this rain My finger nails have got torn off This rain will never let up My blistered wounds are swollen mounds Sail I've been Pumped full with salt water I filled my stomach up so full And I filled this cubby hole so full And I tried to cra...

She was eager but a bit afraid Like a fish she squirmed around She had to tell herself to try to settle down But as the crowd poured in She was overwhelmed by them She asked herself which one of these will win Scrutinizing body shapes studying every face...

Do I have to ask ya, to cut the cackle, 'bout a snake in a south mouth, or a cooter canal path Milky home cookin' and ashake in the shackle, like anervously calm noose Hey sometimes we act like animals, like we act sometimes like little girls Do I have to a...

You see her dancing out on the floor Sunday you need love Monday be alone you wanna wanna wanna have her like before Sunday you need love Monday be alone but you gonna use her, shape her for your needs Sunday you need love Monday be alone you gonna make pro...

She helped her son sleep by giving him Cognac She worked a while as a circus acrobat She changed lovers on a weekly basis And posed nude for a couple crap artists Her boy's disintrest in women Led her to hire him hookers One of whom he fell in love with...

A diminutive figure in a filthy loin cloth Is en route to your house just to knock you off A sad pygmy who takes small steps Who weeps while he snuffs you Who sits on your chest The art of self-defense He weeps while he snuffs you He sits on your ches...

City street map outskirts of town South side skyscraper scape Serve and protect my ass Search and annoy Search and annoy Search and annoy Seek hunt There is a motive for every movement This is the way I remember it to be This is the way I remember it...

She leans on you with that drunk grin She gives the boys A look at the best parts She's always a couple bucks short And that picture Of her in Berlin Gets them every time 

The Jesus Lizard Then Comes Dudley lyrics That woman's crazy, she's the mistress of a man who's crazy too That woman's carryin' Then comes Dudley Dudley's gonna do us all a favor and tear 'em both a new asshole Dudley feels the time has come to swell his...

My hands are really shaking I cannot hardly walk We're gonna ask the landlord Why he's been such a cock If he starts into lying We'll know it right away We're only gonna ask him Just to hear what he will say Then we will get the thumbscrews And put hi...

Half baked ideas of attack Hit Lawrie Rimillard's back A salvo of doughnuts was thrown She bought up five or six plots The place where their father rots Now put her box next to his The Mariana Trench Perceived as just half an inch They sink that low ev...

I situated myself here about a thousand miles ago, so I'll figure it out in a slow and jagged way Those friends of mine were always glad to help me through, Can you tell me where it hurts the most Right here Their house was grimy and filthy and dirty, but...

They set alight to the toad that came out of the drain, it burned for a while until it stopped to die I remember then I was searching through the leaves and the limbs but I can't say Execute yourself A criminal brain A cat in the rain Haggle with the real...

Harry's old man has been away but now he's back - got home today It brings me down to see him here peculiar guy he's kinda queer Harry's mom is really pissed she can't recall when last they kissed she knows he's weird - what he's been doin' Men and wome...

Hep hep, hep hep, hep hep, hep hep Your words are broken, you got the flu, that tour of smokin' your times are through Your body's achin,', you need a rest, your body's achin', take a rest I say Ah ah, ah ah, ah ah, hey Hep hep, hep hep, hep hep, hep hep...

Get undressed But I want to 

This mister strolls into some town This mister strides into some shitty township Like Moses The people like the Red Sea Like Moses The townfolk like the Red Sea My mistake, he does not stroll He does not stride He smokes into town, goddamn Like dus...