The Darkness

Shocked and startled by some peculiar twist of fate Don't know how it happened, but I'm punching above my weight I'm pinching myself, you're nothing like the girls I usually get Everyone assumes I bought you off the internet All the pretty girls like me...

It would appear that male pattern Baldness has set in His hair, at an alarming pace Running away from his face He's losing his virility And now his masculinity Has been compromised And his libido down-sized Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh N...

One by one the Kingdoms fall They looked upon this isle and took is all Harbingers of pain One by one the Kingdoms fall They looked upon this isle and took is all Harbingers of pain Edward the Martyr cut down by a Dane On the orders of Ivar the Boneless...

This song f*****g rocks!!!!! Brackets= backing vocals In a town in the East The parishioners were visited upon By a curious beast And his eyes numbered by one and shone like the sun And a glance beckoned the immediate loss Of a cherished one It was the coming...

Tell me why the blind man cries Oh, he sheds a tear because he just can't hear the children singing How he used to fantasize Of standing next to some children who are doing singing Ah! Amd the shoulders get colder and colder And his tears And his tears fall on...

Feinging joy and surprise at the gifts we despise over mulled wine with you On the 25th day of the 12th month The sleigh bells are in time ringing true How we cling each noel to that snowflake's hope in hell that it won’t end Don’t let the bells end...

I walk alone like a concrete lion In the concrete wilderness Somewhere deep in the concrete jungle Is a concrete lioness Looking for love In every single thing I see Looking for love But love ain't looking for me Surrounded by millions of people That I hope...

I don't even want to know your name after what happened last night No, I don't wanna know your name I don't wanna know the name of this game Don't wanna play this game After what happened last night A diamond is only Some coal that's stuck to it's job...

Bombs of Death they hide in Bars Assuring victims after blast Innocent people torn away Terrible dues they had to pay [Chorus] Death,Terror and Crime They choose as their sign Kidnap, maim and kill Their Mission fullfilled Death Squad [x4] Abduct the Plane...

We had a good thing, it was a blast That was a long time in the past You went through changes and I walked away And I have regretted that to this day I may not always have quite so much hair But what you saw in me will hopefully always be there And I'll...

It was a cigarette break and I was des...perate I saw her pushing that wheelbarrow She said have you got a match. I said yes My cock and Farmer Giles' prizewinning marrow Frolicking in the summer fields were we I fell for you and you grew to like me I...

Baby I was a loser Several years on the dough An English man with a very high voice Doing rock and roll There are seas of sleeveless T-shirts And cues around the block And every man wanting so Wants to do Suck my cock I’m in a band with my brother And my t...

Anticipation - too much to pay Maybe I’m crazy, but there’s something in the air There’s something in the air (o!) Come on people: Tell me how you feel You want a good time, well you got yourself a deal Oh yeah, you got yourself a deal It’s time to make...

Party all night, party all night, party all night (Roll with da' flava) Can't bring myself to sleep So I get the keys to my jeep There's nothin' that I ain't gonna do tonight Dial on room number 211 'Cos I hear there's a jam that's goin' on The feelin'...

Our love is forbidden That just makes me want you more I keep it all hidden My in-laws would treat me like an outlaw But I don't think I can just sit and watch From afar Something as beautiful as you are Forbidden Love Oh you shouldn't have forbade it 'cos if...

Our love is forbidden That just makes me want you more I keep it all hidden My in-laws would treat me like an outlaw But I don't think I can just sit and watch From afar Something as beautiful as you are Forbidden Love Oh you shouldn't have forbade it 'cos if...

Hey you! Do you remember me I used to sit next to you at school We indulged in all the extra-curricular activites We weren't particularly cool Monday cycling Tuesday gymnastics Dancing on a Friday night I got Bridge Club on Wednesday Archery on Thurs...

You are drunk and surly In Latino lover mode We all know what's on your agenda We've broken the code I've got no right to lay claim to her frame She's not my possession You cunt. Get your hands off my woman motherfucker Get your hands off my woman motherfuck...

Girl, I know I've got a funny way Of showing it Yes, I thought our love was here to stay and blowing it Was never on my agenda She meant nothing to me, I meant nothing to her And now i realise it's over I've just got to tell yer Girlfriend, I love you, I love...

My mamma wants to know Where I'm spending all my dough Honey, all she does is nag, nag, nag But I won't apologise I'd inject into my eyes If there was nowhere else to stick my skag All I want is brown And I'm going into town Shooting up as soon as I'm back My...

(Grief!) Yes, it's grief hammer time (hammer) (Grief!) Yeah, it's grief hammer time DIY not, commision my erection, Tool for hire, manual love, Rigger boots and dungarees, and a grimace (Grief!) Yes, it's grief hammer time (hammer) (Grief!) Yeah, it's grief...

I can't get rid of you I don't know what to do I don't even know who is growing on who 'Cos everywhere I go you're there Can't get you out of my hair Can't pretend that I don't care - it's not fair I'm being punished for all my offences I wanna touch you but...

There's a fire In the city it's burning, It's out of control, My oh my There's a fire In the city it's burning, I give you my heart and my soul Make me cry Give me a chance and I'll take it Show me some love and we'll make it Baby we're right wher...

[Intro: Spoken] (Child:) Father, I think I've shit me-self (Father:) There'll be no Cornettos till you've washed that shit off your leg Go in't water! [Verse 1] This is the best summer ever We're so gonna make love, tonight Alone on the beach, here tog...

I hail from the flatlands of East Anglia A town that once could boast prosperity She had trekked for many moons from a land afar But the cruel nets had emptied the northen sea And she said "hoots, I cannae get back tae me hoos in bonny Scotland" Girl w...

Baby, everything has fallen into place My life is so exciting now I've got my space Like a splash of water on my face Lately I'm doing what I can do to pleasure me I'm finding time to focus on my fantasies I'm satisfied in my own company I don't need your per...

Some like the violence Some like submission Some use aggression Some use a bullet in the head to be brave Some like the evil Some need the power Some bleed in vain Some get a bullet in the head instead Some got the go Some play the role Some scream out in horr...

All I wanna do is spend a little time with you, But you're so young its obscene, I'll just keep biding my time til you put your little hand in mine, Oh i can't wait for the day when you finally turn 16, There are so many rats on a sinking ship, There's s...

Can't explain all the feelings that you're making me feel My heart's in overdrive and you're behind the steering wheel Touching you, touching me Touching you, god you're touching me I believe in a thing called love Just listen to the rhythm of my h...

Angel, it’s been fun, but I am disgusted What I have become yeah Can’t you see, you hit me like a meteor And left a crater in me, wiping out the signs of love Now it’s just a swelling cloud of smoke above Damage was astronomical, but I can not get enough, O-o...

Once a day I wink at you And you grin Like a puma (growl) I watch as you Spend an hour or two In the bath Like a tuna (hm hmmm) One times...I love you. Two times...I love you. Three times, Four times, Five times...I love you you you you ooooh Twic...

In my dreams In my fantasy I can see All the things that will be Rescue me From my fantasy In my dreams, in my dreams, in my dreams Dreams come in my mind like a hurricane Nine minutes from thirty in the boogyman I wake up in the middle of the night My body s...

Dead angels knocked down by strong fists God for them nomore exists They have no hearts just rocks Start to live at twelve o''clock Iron forces � armies for the fight Iron forces � creatures of the night Iron forces � legions made of steel Iron forces ï...

I know that the absence might Make the heart grow fonder Or is it "out of sight Out of mind" I wonder And do you yearn for me When the nights grow cold 'til death do us part To have and to hold I wanna give you my love, my love, my love But is it jus...

I would be so blue I couldn't do this without you Whatever else you do Please don't leave Don't leave me here Choking in salt tears Love you my dear And I can't breathe Oh you just keep me hangin' on Oh you just keep me hangin' on Oh you just keep...

Oh lord, I'm so bored Living on my own You're devilish and dirty They say your pushing thirty Well pushing thirty stone Oh Christ, I'm enticed I want you in my sack Your potty mouth is pushy You're anything but classy I've just got to get you back It's been...

We have sat like this just waiting for their arrows to blacken the skies Many times before and we will again... God willing I am honoured to have served alongside men who inspire defiance Sometimes I tired from the fighting and the killing We are survivor...

In a dead end town Tied to apron strings All our friends have left Destined for better things Nothing to do No education Can't afford a taxi to the station It's the end of the line Got nowhere to go And we've got nowhere to be So what's stopping you...

Love Love is not the answer Love Love is not your friend Love Love is not the beginning And love Love is not the end And love isn't just Liking someone a lot I don't know what love is But I know what love is not For the feint hearted You turn your...

The first flush of youth was upon you when our eyes first met And I knew that to you and into your life I had to get I felt light-headed at the touch of this stranger's hand An assault my defences systematically failed to withstand 'Cos you came at a time Whe...

You can't abide my showing fatigue When you come home just to relay All the events that made your heart bleed And the ones that ruined your day We're not as close As everybody thinks In the eye of the storm We keep each other warm Love on the rocks You'd do...

I can feel the cold hand of death And the end drawing near I've seen gods of the men And all of which they fear Sing to me songs, of the Darkness Farewell to heaven, my friend Come to me, bury your sorrow Temptation, await the condemmned Sing to me s...

yow! going steady, in a secluded spot i'm leaving nothing to chance 'cos the pant is heavy, and the temperatures hot i make it come in advance making out its getting better and better making out the back seats gettin wetter making out i think i'll t...

Down goes the sun The end has begun A season with Eros And my work is done Out goes the fire In comes the choir Why must I live When my dreams expire God speed my friend Open your mighty wings and fly This is the end The universe has brought you h...

This ain't no double entendre This ain't no euphemism This is real life I'm describing a natural disaster Mud flow... Land mass shifting beneath our feet Houses, floating on down the street Debris, wreck and ruin Bobbing along like butter would not me...

I am no messenger, but I will give you a message... A message, of death! When you're cycling through the city at night And your dodging beams of parkies light I've got my fingers greasy and you didn't care I was fixing your chain, you were fixing your hai...

It was a dusty old night and I'm the first to admit it I'm sure i upset someone But my memory has chosen to omit it A tiny voice was telling me i really should cool it Chewing my face off talking absolute rubbish The first line hit me like a...

Don't waste my time with changes I'm living my life left Every semblance of hope in his life Don't waste my time with changes I'm living my life left Every semblance of hope in his life Surrenders to this pain So I embrace the darkness Cause it's alway...

Girl, gonna take a little bit of time To assess my frame of mind Cos I've got hopes to realign Should I depart for cloud-less climbs Cause I approach things emotionally, at least I try So fare thee well baby if this should be out last good bye Yeah Yeah...

We ventured out the door, it's off one night Looking for something to do We were drawn to the bright red lights That's where I first saw you When I heard about the beautiful lady boys Mother Nature couldn't make up her mind They looked like guys from th...

I'm gonna build you, a house! I'm a man with two good hands, two good hands that are part of me And I'm on a mission, I've got a vision and planning permission I've got twenty-thousand bricks to lay Honey I don't have a place to stay I've just got this c...

An unrelenting siege in a howling gale Silhouettes with half-pikes on a bloody sail A silent signal, the long ship comes to ground An unrelenting siege in a howling gale Silhouettes with half-pikes on a bloody sail A silent signal, the long ship comes to...

I love you but you don't believe in that Some of the greatest minds Of all time Were convinced the earth was flat I'll be patient, I'll be strong Until you see you're wrong Because I swallowed Swallowed every lie you ever spat Sarah, oh Sarah Make m...

We may not get back what we had, what I threw away But you know I would do anything, anything you say I'd cross a thousand miles of broken glass on my hands and knees I would crawl if for a moment we could cease hostilities But it seemed like such a good...

Prawn cocktail black forest gateau, eggs and gammon with a bottle of lambrusco, this is opulent luxury, I'm as happy as a pig in shit could be! You keep your cordon bleu, and your seedless grapes, you know where you can stick your brown eggs! Bridge: I just w...

That girl has gone and broken your heart Like pulling the wings off a fly Come on Eddie don’t fail apart Plenty more birds in the sky Put your sky is black The ocean’s rising and you can’t hold it back She just a girl Eddie I know it feels like the e...

Take a sheet from the bed Cut two eyeholes and put it on my head I just can’t get you to admit that I’m always by your side… In spirit But a shit ghost Rattle my chains Go woo-oowoo I wanna haunt this place But you take me for a fool So now take me as a ghou...

We're gonna blow people's fucking heads off Ooh, they're gonna shit themselves Crying out for more, caution, wet floor This one's going out to the fans Hell bent for denim and leather Notoriety and wealth after the show I think we both know This fist ai...

Rows of houses, all bearing down on me I can feel their blue hands touching me All these things into position All these things will one day take control fade out again, fade out again Cracked eggs, dead birds Scream as they fight for life I can feel de...

When your stuck in molehole When you can't get free Why can't you just flee When your stuck in molehooooooooole Stuck Stuck Stuck in a molehole There's a mole up your leg And it won't let go Of your private bits When your stuck, stuck, stuck in a mo...

Kiss my arse, kiss my arse goodbye Propelled by a carriage of aluminium am I No more to rot in this sty Turn my back on this shit-hole in the blink of an eye Gimme the keys You ain't gonna see me for dust The Barnby Bends ain't gonna get the better of me Gimm...

I get up (he gets up) To see you wallow in defeat I get down (he gets down) With almost ev’rybody I meet except you And I fail to see why I should care That you have had 36 years of pain to share Chorus Did what I did what I did for you You've got the...

Cheated all my life, it's only gonna be my pride, like a little vulture by my side, up shit creek, you're worrying as downstream we go. Yeah, up shit creek without a paddle, ow! Up shit creek without a paddle oh! Up shit creek without a paddle ow! Up sh...

It was a hot day WOOAH! And there were boobies ahoy I am a bastard WOOAH! I've been a very naughty boy Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned I ain't been this miserable since the day I was borned I cocked the whole thing up, up, up Overfloweth my cup...

One cog connected to another We are depending on each other Can't make a love like this alone All of our destinies await us Somewhere within the apparatus If we never let each other down They cannot deflate us Oh, we're more lost than we've ever been...

It's all over between me and you I wanna tell you I still love you but it wouldn't be true I know it hurts like hell but what else can I do? You said I wasted your time but that was my time too Living a lie, I was a liar, I lied Too much of a coward to ad...