The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets

If I had the brains here's what I'd do Build a time door and visit my youth This cigar burn is for effect In the future you won't forget When you're trapped in that air-tight room Flick the red switch but not the blue So if you remember If you remember...

Doctor, Captain T. O. Vess. R.V. Steadfast bearing West He's got a bathyscaphe (Tim was the man with the bathyscaphe). He's a marine biologist (Tim was the man there was never any better around). Slid with the squid underneath the waves. Architeuthis...

Hey, what happened? Hey, who are you guys? I'm alive, but where did you come from? Are you with the Royal Navy? Are you here to rescue or kill me? Wait a minute, I remember you! You've been keeping tabs on me all along! How do I know I can trust you,...

In dreams I sought to breach the other side Now what I've wrought in her I won't confide I found a nameless tome I brought it home But then she found and burned it in the ground. She buried it in the ground. I hear his call I can't escape that thr...

Don't go changin' To try to please me - We could have never come this far And don't go thinking You're too familiar - I like you battered, bruised, and scarred... 

"Total destruction will come to those who laugh at me and failed to heed my warning" Dad's working on something special down in the basement I yelled goodbye as I headed out to wait for the bus At school it's the usual torture Pushed and tripped in the h...

When you were a little girl you were stung by a wasp And the skin on your arm puffed up and went red Yet you so loved that wasp and all of his brothers that you Brought the whole damn angry hive into your Right into your bed As a child you were riddled w...

In the city where the people dwell Winds from out at sea sweep in a horrid smell It's been a million years since they have smelled it last They cannot realize the danger creeping fast Chunk! In asylums restless patients scream Visions of Cthulhu every...

Violet flows from the wound in your chest Black is the hole in which you rest Your heart of gold was ripped in two Soaked in the sickness that is you. Grey is the box that holds my head Yellow's the wind when everyone's dead Red is the blood dried on the...

Cthulhu dreams in the deep blue sea His tentacles spreading endlessly Far be it for you or me Resist his horrible energy 

Cook was nearly deaf, was a sterling chef though he did enjoy his drink. He died how he lived, with his whisk and sieve and his head inside the sink. Tony was the mate. He was 28. Was the finest friend I had. Run through with a sword and tossed...

Bitte Respekt meinen Wunsch Ich bin ein Wissenschaftler Ich tu was ich kann Ich bin nicht verrükt Unterbreche dieses nicht Es ist viel zu delikat Es ist Versicherungsleistung Für alle Menschheit Dieses ist Unverschämtheit Wohin nehmt ihr mich? Ihr...

Dig! All day I grunt and groan Gotta haul that stone All day I work and toil Gotta dig that soil All day I excavate Uproot and agitate Gotta dig for all I'm worth Gotta move that earth I'm diggin' up the world but I still haven't found that girl 

Downtown Downtown That is where I want to be Downtown Downtown Creodonts roam wild and free This time it's prehistoric This time everybody, everyone in the house This time we're gonna shout it out Downtown Downtown That is where we start the show...

Radio waves are pouring from their hideaways So deep, so loud, I think I hear them coming out They pierced our hull with caustic cosmic barnacles Two days to go Still waiting for the hatch to blow We're so alone Frogstar's the closest thing to home A...

(Hey Hey!) Noise from the barn today (Hey Hey!) What's in the attic? (Hey Hey!) What did the arab say? (Hey Hey!) Senses erratic (More More!) Don't open that door (More More!) It's an encasement (More More!) Slime on the kitchen floor (More More...

Goddamn it, I can see them Crawling just under my skin They're leaving tracks in my fat How'm I gonna get rid of them? There's holes all through my privates They hide between my hairs They hang on with their tiny teeth Take me away from here Kill me y...

The premise, basically, A modern tragedy Disdained senility Gore-tempered novelty An inability For cold reality The clocks are the main thing And they'll start reversing The clocks are the main thing And they'll start reversing And then the dead are...

Jimmy the squid usually late Came home early to see his mate Caught her in bed with another squid He saw red he flipped his lid Took a swim to blow off steam Crushed and cheated, lost his dream He came back to discover The lifeless body of his wife's l...

While your particles bounce around And the chemicals break it down So your quarks are in disarray Didn't like you much anyway Did you kill all the dinosaurs? Man, it wasn't no meteors Well I'm sick of your uberworld And you scream like a little girl...

I love my mustard gas I love it so But there's things of mustard gas you ought to know She keeps some in the bedroom she keeps some by the phone A cloud hangs in the bathroom when she is all alone She sees the yellow-grey cloud It brings its sickness near...

My tank My tank is big My tank Has the hugest treads For crushing heads My tank My tank is fight (?) My tank Has armor plate To save me from hate My tank My tank is for death My tank Has a great big gun That fires bullets that weigh a ton My...

After my episode I went to my wife – the gal to whom I pledged the rest of my life. I said I'm here for you now, let's reconcile. Her new boyfriend walked in and shot me a smile. “No way, no way, there isn't any way No way, no way, no way No way, no way...

Crying out from the Red Land Came a man of darkness With evil bloody secrets He knew the Black Pharaoh Servant to the Faceless Sphinx God He gave me the book of the dead Nyarlathotep Slaughterer bringing nigh those who are detested Nyarlathotep Tum...

ONCE... WE... WERE... FREE... ONCE... WE... WERE... FREE... They whispered of a prison Ragnarok engine humming Wrapped they in darkness dreaming They are the mighty children Behold the Doomsday project Frog legions bear their vessel Seven in Earth and...

One-gilled girl One-gilled girl One, one, one She's my one-gilled girl One-gilled girl Out beyond the bay of Innsmouth Caught in a fisherman's net She came and rescued me And set my heart free Though she's a hybrid from above We fell in love She's...

It took the night just to find the place. A minor quirk in the navigation. I'm so confused that I don't know if we're coming or going The tiny rock wasn't on the map I'm at a loss for an explanation So confused I don't know if we're coming or going, no...

Can you see my body Can you see it grow Do you see it throbbing Won't you watch it glow I don't want it Make it end Stop this mad unsightly trend Take this red-veined oddly-angled stone (Oh God help me) Can you hear the thunder Can you see it crack...

They said it wasn't safe at night We knew what we had to do We ironed out our tights Each one of us Watched our folks gunned down We took our vitamins Three glasses of milk a day Fight to protect We made the headlines The government supplied An X-sh...

Cut off her ears She didn't want to hear The voice, the gods She didn't seem to fear She is not of the water I took her piece by piece This planet's getting hotter There's got to be a better way [Chorus] She's dead, that's fine It's the kind of wor...

Well it's taken ten long months to do, but I think I've finally broken through a bewildering quagmire of clues. Finally got something I can use. These coordinates are looking more like the answer I've been praying for. Oh yeah, alright, call up our goo...

It's getting foggy, which adds to the spookiness It's just the kind of night they would appear I hear them coming, a windstorm is drumming, Whipping me into crescendos of fear! They're gonna make me ride this flying polyp tide! Why am I here, anyway? P...

We feed on iron ore We'll burrow through your planet Straight to its white-hot core We bathe in molten granite. Tonight the mountains walk Our reign is never-ending Our veins are caked with chalk Seas parting, forests bending. 

While on a flight one day I passed over the polar city And curious zipped down to see what I could glean Behold the nightmare pit that splashed with piping shapeless monsters I packed them in the bay of my B-17 Shoggoths away That's what I say Shoggoths...

While on a flight one day I passed over the polar city And curious zipped down to see what I could glean Behold the nightmare pit that splashed with piping shapeless monsters I packed them in the bay of my B-17 Shoggoths away That's what I say Shoggoths...

Sesqua Valley's singing out my name I'll pass on that if it's all the same She's one of the Million Favoured Ones She's the Black Goat with a Thousand Young She's the six-gun Gorgon dynamo She's primed up and all Geronimo Start that meteoric neutron hai...

Off in the distance rises up a mighty roar I look around to see I'm not touching the floor I'm just a pawn in ancient pan-galactic wars To mine the Ether Ore is my eternal chore Not here, not now, not any more I'm tired and my head is sore Asteroids liv...

Every time that they allocate the energy, every time that they think the plans are made. Every time that they spend it to regenerate, every time that they think the eggs are laid. Every time that they set the clock to regulate, every time that they set the dr...

Don't talk to strangers. Don't swim alone. Don't take the dicey shortcut. Don't turn the stone. Don't tell a secret. Don't fall behind. Don't let the Great Race of Yith supplant your mind. Don't wrack your memory. Don't blaze the trail. Don't pine f...

Open up Pop 'em down Just relax Hear the sounds Struggle not to be free Tell us all what you see Can you tell that we're here You've got nothing to fear It's alright You'll be fine As you're sucked back in time Are the walls of the house fading in...

I'm waiting for the rain to come I'm waiting for the light to go My hands are shaking, my eyes are dry I'm waiting for the clouds to cover up the sky One day the night will never end One day the sun will burn away No bells will ring, no children sing T...

It seemed natural—I'd look into it Piece together that gap of memory When I tried to track down some evidence, The lack of it was more than a little Strange Strange Strange Strange Burned up papers and wiped out hard drives and Chipless cell phones a...

Here's a story of what I'd like to see What I'd like to do What I'd like to be I have only a hatchet Here's some injury Let's have a cheer for fear for blood and agony These are the tools of my trade I want you tarred and feathered Here come the mo...

Like the girl we met at the serpent mound (Like the girl that we met at the serpent mound) Like the thing that we saw in the ultrasound (Like the thing that we saw in the ultrasound) Like the path in the woods that the natives shun (Like the path in the w...

I met her at the EOD She sank her dewclaws into me We stepped out to watch the tide come in She said "A little swim would do some wonders for your skin" Shed my old self slipped into the sea One glance was all it took She gave me the Innsmouth look One...

(spoken) "Your facts! Your figures! What are they worth now, huh? Are they worth the lives of seven billion people!?" y, y equals x over five Five to the power of Zi Zi is the square root of three Three is the number for me I said x X by the tangent o...

Ha ha ha ha ha Shi ha shi ha ha ha ha ha Shi ha shi ha ha ha ha ha Tohe ete ("Uncover Stone" in Nengone) 

Ten Nine Eight Seven Six Five Four Three Two One *Instrumental* Ten Nine Eight Seven Six Five Four Three Two One Zero 

Giant steps are what you take Walking on the moon I hope my legs don't break Walking on the moon We could walk forever Walking on the moon We could sleep together Walking on the moon Walking back from your house Walking on the moon Walking back from...

We set out for Oklahoma at a quarter to nine We had a trunk full of hardware and a bottle of space brine Well they gave us peyote, wouldn't tell us a thing Until an Indian grocer told us "Yig is the King" Yig Snake Daddy we come lookin' for you We got a...