The Cramps

Too many teardrops for one heart to be cryin' Too many teardrops for one heart to carry on You're way on top now Since you left me You're always laughin' Way down at me But watch out now I'm gonna get there We'll be together For just a little while And then I'...

Adam and eve, sittin' in the woods, eve said 'man i got somethin' real good - it's in that tree, you'll get smart fast!' Adam said 'sure, satan my ass - i don't see no snakes but all women are bad' [chorus:] all women are bad, all women are bad, that's what he...

C'mon do the gator. The alligator stomp. Do the gator. Yeh chomp chomp chomp. Well there's a brand new stomp. That they're talkin' about. It crawled out o' the swamp. And opened up it's mouth. Said do the gator. Whip that tail around. Do the gator. To t...

Gonna take a week off. Gonna go to Hell. Send ya a postcard. Hey I'm doin' swell! Wish you were here. Aloha from Hell. I'll be dancin' thru the flames. Like a devil in disguise. You can hear me sing. But not by satellite. You can hear me sing. Aloha fro...

Oh my, oh me What in the world's come over me? I'm seeing things that I should never see! Spiders in my eyelids and ghosts in the cheese! What in the world's come over me? I've lost touch with reality! Reality! Reality! Reality! Oh my, oh me The dea...

I like to sit in back, watch out for cops. Play with baby's hair, play with baby's top. And when she's get tired that way. I whisper in her ear an' say. Bend over, I'll drive. Bend over, I'll drive. Bend over, I'll drive. Is this the way Jayne Mansfield...

Look out honey it's the big black witchcraft rock Hey hey baby it's the big black witchcraft rock No one round here gonna make me stop Supermodel head on the chopping block Uh huh honey the big black witchcraft rock Look out honey it's the big black witchcraf...

Been a drag racer on lsd, and i rode bare-assed on top of the shpinx, i even had a gorilla on the slopes of kismet, and man, that was fun for a while you bet but... Bikini girls with machine guns, Bikini girls with machine guns, That stuff will kill ya, it's...

I'm gonna get insane. Blow up my mind. Lightnin' bolt my brain. Turn into Frankenstein. Put on a party dress. Jack off 'til I'm blind. Clean up the mess with Turpentine. Nevermind mankind. Leave it all behind. Blow up your mind. Blow up your mind. Lik...

I woke up last and thought I was going to die (oh sad} I woke up last and thought I was going to die (oh sad) My doctor came a runnin' and my family stood by. (Well now 'said) He left three Bop Pills for ten, two and four (3 bop pills) He left three Bop Pills...

Burn she-devil, burn burn she-devil, burn burn she-devil burn she-devil burn burn burn she's a hootch dancer down underground one hot flame pot she-hellhound burn she-devil, burn red pointy tail, big black mass burn your fingers on her hot ass burn she-devil,...

Here kitty, kitty You better move along 'Cuz the big cats walk At the break of dawn Now doggonnit baby Oh, I said dog gone Hey can your pussy do the dog? Can your pussy do the dog? Can your pussy do the houndog, baby? Can your pussy do the dog? Wel...

Downtown caveman look man i made a tool Caveman ain't no fool we rock good meat Caveman rock me caveman say "ooh" caveman say "ooh" caveman say "ooh ooh" Caveman say "ahh" 

Color me black Color me black I'll probably stab you in the back Color me black I ain't talkin' 'bout no pigmentation I ain't talkin' 'bout nuclear disintegration I ain't talkin' 'bout no smokin' stack I ain't talkin' 'bout sittin' in the back Color me black...

Callin' all cows down on the farm! hey! shut the door... You born in a barn?! i ain't no farmer...that's no fun. Run some tractor till the work's all done. Hey milk it bossie i'll buy ya a diamon ring. Now good girls can't play the rent these days. These cornf...

Well i been seein' red and singing the blues far back as i can tell, Til daisys came from heaven and decorate the gates of hell, You might b'lieve the world is sweet and fine as sugar candy, But i myself believe in whatever comes in handy Daisys up your butte...

Evil eye hotshot. Full tilt nonstop. Tidalwave avalanche. Parked down at the ranch. A gulpin' go - juice. Choppped and channeled deuce. Custon chrome reverse. Jacked up Egyptian curse. She God Shanghail. Surfin' bird 'n' fur pie. See God 'n' hang five....

Here's a devil behind that bush there's a devil behind that bush weird wigglin' dance scared me outta my pants that devil behind those fire red lips i was scared stiff that devil behind just one peek got me rattled up the creek without a paddle that devil behi...

You think you're funny. But, your face beat you to it. You look like somethin'. In the Bronx Zoo. It ain't no joke. You're very chimpanzee. Don't monkey with Tarzan. And don't get funny with me. I see by your outfit. You're a cowgirl. When I say hyaw! I'...

Well, I fell outta bed this mornin' Saw what the guy on TV said The big rock awards Crowned a brand new king It shoulda been me instead Don't they know I'm: Elvis fuckin' Christ Elvis fuckin' Christ Chicken pluckin' runamuckin' Elvis fuckin' Christ Well I'm...

Well no holes barred, Watch your toes, Look out baby, everything goes Ooooo everything goes, goodness don't know, everything goes g strings n gin and nylon hoes, Chicken pot pie, Everything goes women swimmin' in chili down at smokey joe's, Hopped up hotheads,...

Went out to eat the other night Picked up my girl at eight In my soup I found a fly ...beyond my plate Was an eyeball in my Martini An eyeball with a twist A worm in my Martini too I said "There's somethin' wrong with this" Eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeball...

If you want wild living fast and if you want her and you're giving Your all, That's because, Pussycat, She's living break fast Pussycat She's riding high If you think that you can take her Well just you try It's that she doesn't see what's wrong from right, Sh...

No one knows how much I love you No one knows how much I care But when you put your arms around me I get a feeling that's hard to bear You give me fever, when you kiss me Fever when you hold me tight Fever in the morning Fever all through the night S...

I'm a steel driver: railroad spike right in your ear I'm a hot rodder: with a greasy ballpeen hammer dear As the eggheads rot in the sulphur pits of Hell You'll hear me laughin': ringin' death's doorbell Your eyeballs extracted: exactly just so Fit to be tie...

You ain't no punk, you punk. you wanna talk about the real junk? if i ever slip, I'll be banned 'cause i'm your garbageman. Well you can't dig me you can't dig nothin'. Do you want the real thing, or are you just talkin'? do you understand? i'm your garbageman...

Hide the virgins say your prayers here come trouble from the cosmic sea gouts of blood! kill all the squares1 it's the aztec mummy vs. murderous me! i'm the god monster from the end of the world i'm the hothead intruder i'm the phantom on fire switchblade enfo...

I dig that goddamn rock n roll that kinda stuff that don't save souls, And i'm just horny enough to throw, A flying screw through some halo now jill's bucket jack had to hold, Some rabbit dug himself some alice hole, Humpty dunked it 'til he done explode, They...

When the sun goes down and the moon comes up I turn into a teenage goo goo muck, I cruise through the city and I roam the streets Looking for something that is nice to eat You better duck when I show up The goo goo muck I'm the night headhunter lookin...

Midnight, one more night without sleeping Watching, 'til the morning comes creeping Green door, what's that secret you're keeping There's an old piano and they play it hot Behind the green door Don't know what they're doing but they laugh alot Behind the gr...

Here we come, we're coming fast All the others are in the past Jump to your feet, let us get you high We're the green fuz We're not too fast, we're not too slow Come along baby to see where we go Jump to your feet, let us catch your eye We're the green...

Yeah Well, baby you know out of you How you do it me wrong Why you gotta be so mean ? Why do you gotta pay ? Ooooh I hang up like you But I can't wick it alone I come, everything goes wrong Why you wanna put me down ? Fuck around all over town ? I hang up like...

Haulass hyena haulass hyena no goat is meaner haulass hyena haulass hyena burn your ass right off the line check mr. popeye boneville banzai stalled at the standby ain't got no alibi demolished dragonfly hyena battlecry primer gray gold inlay gamma ray get out...

Stick 'em up baby reach for the sky Here's somethin' you might like to try I know a place that's far from here where the squares they won't come near How far? How far? How far baby? How far can too far go? You'll be the queen of the tractor pull In you train...

Well i'm a human fly it's spelt F-L-Y I say buzz,buzz,buzz,and it's just becuzz... I'm a human fly and i don't know why I got ninety six tears in my ninety six eyes I got a garbage brain,it's drivin' me insane And i don't like your ride,so push that pesticide...

May I have this dance? Can I get in your pants? May I squeeze on them cshoes? Sing you maybe some blues? I wanna wear your rain coat. Dance around the house. Your leopard skin and chain tote. Has got me so aroused. Baby you got the clothes. You got roma...

I was a teenage werewolf Braces on my fangs I was a teenage werewolf And no one even said thanks And no one made me stop I ran a two-minute mile I had to blow my top In the teen full moon No one could make me stop No one could make me stop A teenage werewolf...

Baby you look good enough to eat. I'd like to go around the world with you. I'd like to lick the bottoms of your feet. And drink fizzy booze from your shoes. Inside out and upside down with you. I'd like to go around the world with you. From your bottom...

Well the doctor pulled me out and smacked me in the can wiped me off took a look and said "it's a man!" ain't no figuring me baby that's a pretty sure bet better hold on tight baby 'cause i ain't a comin' yet! i'm the maddest road rattler that you ever done me...

Take a magic carpet to the olden days. To a mythical land where everybody lays. Around in the clouds in a happy daze in Kizmiaz...Kizmiaz. Flamingos stand easy on bended knees. Palm trees wave over tropical seas of azure waves and lazy breeze in Kizmiaz...K...

Let's get fucked up. Let's get fucked up. Let's do some stuff. And get fucked up. Tomorrow we'll feel like we was hit by a truck. Let's get fucked up. Goin' to a cockfight. Burn with, burn. All my stuff in shock might. Never ever return. Go...

I love your ass for bad or worse i love your nasty way you curse when you sit down, it's wild how you sit grind your heel in the ground.....the groovy way you spit. ooh you look good ooh you smell good ooh you taste good like a bad girl should when i need love...

Aahh, uhh, let's go! Press your lips to mine And whisper I love you Gotta have chance that lasts We've got a lot to do Don't hesitate I can't wait Love me You set my soul on fire Every muscle in my body's burning with desire Baby kiss me do Make...

I'm mean. I'm a mean machine. I gotta be mean. Just a bad human being. This ain't no art from the the bottom of a henhouse floor. Rip out your brains if ya got 'em throw 'em out the door. Cuz I'm mean...I can't nuthin' dull. I got the gloss lustre. I'll...

There's a brand new dance in town I'm shook up, I can't sit down It's too early for the bars And I done wrecked both the cars Itchy and psyched by the orgy witch It's the mojo man from Mars Doin' the hootchie cootchie coo In my peek-a-boo mohair suit Oldsmo-W...

Baboon and a monkey playin' in the grass baboon told the monkey "you play too fast!" monkey say "wanna.... monkey, monkey with your tail come on come on i wanna monkey monkey with your tail" a guy walks into a psychiatrist's got a parrot on his head....the par...

Well, good morning, captain Well, good morning to you Do you need another mule skinner Down on your new mud run Ha, ha, hip, ee, ee......... Chorus Well, i'm an old mule skinner From down kentucky way And i can make any mule listen Or i won't accept your pay...

I went to the museum and stood on a chair. Some girl drew a crowd by what she didn't wear. She made everybody look up there. It was a naked girl fallin' down the stairs! Naked girl fallin' down the stairs. Naked girl fallin' down the stairs. All the way do...

She's got a look on her puss like she was weaned on a pickle. Hands on the handle of her motorsicle. In the nest of the cuckoo bird...She's in a gang on the streets that so hard and slippery. A bang in the teeth with no charge for delivery. In the nest of t...

Life is short Filled with stuff Don't know what for I ain't had enough I've learned all I know By the age of nine But I could better myself If I could only find Some new kind of kick Something I ain't had Some new kind of buzz I wanna go hog mad...

Papa Satan sang Louie Louie Louie Papa Satan sang Louie Louie Louie I used to be a human But I don't know why Well, I fell in love With a dead pig's eye Lord up above Oowee Louie pie Mama Satan sat down on it In a skin tight skirt Squirmin' 'round doggone It...

You know good, you know good, you know good and well it's true. They never do what you want 'em too. Cuz people ain't no good. They're no good on weekends. When they come out to play. They're no good for bookends. Cuz you can't make 'em stay...hey! People a...

What i don't know can never hurt me i live a life that's working for me what I respect you just can't see what you expect I'll never be primitive that's how i'll live primitive i take what you give cause i love and i live primitive the things I do you'd never...

Queen of pain, queen of pain. you got me hanging from a chain q ueen of pain, queen of pain. i'm bad and i know i'm to blame queen of pain,queen of pain these marks will be hard to explain queen of pain, queen of pain you look sweet in that garter...

Well, I built my rocket and we'll have a race We'll be the first to rock inta outer space I wanna rock on the moon, a-rock rock rock Well, rock on the moon, a-rock rock rock Well, rock on the moon, brother, rock and roll tonight Welll, listen baby, pretty so...

Roll on Rock on Raw Bones Well I still got all the rythem in these Rockin' Bones I wanna leave a happy memory When I go, I wanna leave something To let the whole world know That the rock in roll daddy has A done passed on, but my bones Will keep a r...

Hey if you every plan to fly out west, travel my way, thats the highway thats the best. Chorus: Get your kicks on route sixty-six. Well it winds from Chicago to LA, more than two thousand miles all the way. Chorus. Well you go through Saint Looey Joplin, M...

Ooh You Look Cute in Your Barry-cable Jumper And Your Railroad Spike Heals With Your Rear-end Dipped in Rubber Like a Goodyear Without Wheels At the Sado County Auto Show The Sado County Auto Show You Can't Be Late, You Gotta Go To the Sado County Auto...

Muwhahaha,Muwhahaha,mmm...Hu Hu Hu Shakes me up to see you walk,it tears me up to hear you talk You Drive my nerves the way you pant,you got more love than I'll ever get So Save it baby,Save it Now don't you dare waste it uh..uh save it baby,Save it You don't...

Why's don't I tell you what it is? I wen' out last nigh' and I got messed up When I woke up this mornin' Shoulda seen what I had inna bed wi' me She comes up at me outta the bed Pull her hair down the eye Looks to me like a dyin' can of that commodity me...

Miss mascara monster Waitin' at the end of the road Murder in make-up Inbred outlaw code Ass whippin' woman Understood overload She's got balls She's got balls Solid brass Like the Taj Majal They call her skinny benzine When pushin' pills comes to shove All...

Well, I tell you sinners, sinners You're gonna go down there, down there Yeah, you better be right Sinner, you better be right If you ain't right, you're goin' down there You'll end up in the devil's pot of fire Yeah, you'll end up in the devil's pot of fire...

Strange love, cutest thing I ever seen Strange love, cutest thing I ever seen You remind me of somethin' that I have seen in a dream Can I take you out to dinner, some place where we can be alone Can I take you out to dinner, some place where we can be alone...

Some folks like water, Some folks like wine, But I like a taste, Of straight strychnine, You may think it's funny, That I like this stuff, But once you've tried it, You can't get enough, The wine is red, And poison is blue, Strychnine is good, Oh what's a ???...

Well everybody's heard, about the bird! bird bird bird, the bird is the word! bird bird bird, the bird is the word! well everybody's heard, about the bird! bird bird bird, the bird is the word! everybody's heard, about the bird! bird bird bird, the bird is the...

Ah, my favorite brain soup - Cream of nowhere Ooh baby, your asphalt eater hung ten The hoedads and gremmies say you reached top end So do the dead, through the lights The surfin' dead, oooh make it tight The livin' dead now baby lose their heads Now baby, do...

Swing the big eyed rabbit. Swing the pig iron hammer. Baby looks for a girl. Baby's mad at the world. Hunt it down and snatch and gab it. Catch it in the patch and trap it. Grab it by the legs and swing the big eyed rabbit. Ride Sally ride. Bunny tries t...

Better ask my momma how to make a monster... I'm the creature from the black leather lagoon, I'm a beautiful monster from outer space, Too, learned how to shake my hips in the inner sanctum, satan gave me tips and then i thanked him, I'm the creature from the...

Raid! do the hammer lock do the hammer lock do the hammer lock you turkey neck do the hammer lock do the hammer lock you turkey necks everybody's doing it do the eye gouge do the eye gouge you turkey neck now do the eye gouge do the eye gouge you turkey necks,...

Here comes the one that you've been dreaming of I am the most exalted potentate of love I got a mojo hand that fits like a glove I'll be coming round the mountain to get your love I'm the most exalted potentate of love Yes I am Yes, I'm the celebrated ?? Make...

When you got the blues Who do you tell them to? When you’re all alone, what do you want to do? Do you want to die Or is it the strangeness in me? When your heart is sad do you not want to die? When your baby’s gone do you dare the breeze of sigh Do you want t...

The way I walk is just the way I walk The way I talk is just the way i talk The way I smile is just the way I smile Touch me baby, and I'll go home wild! The way I love is just the way I love Come on and be my little turtle dog Touch me baby, it feels so go...

Hummmmmmmmmm You trapped my heart He never thought you would You trapped my heart you know it feels so good You trapped my love Oh I adore you so Please hold me close And never let me go I never would be able to escape your charms But baby baby who wants to I'...

Oh Baby I See You On My Tv Set Yeah Baby I See You On My Tv Set I Cut Your Head Off and Put It in My Tv Set I Use Your Eyeballs For Dials On My Tv Set I Watch Tv I Watch Tv Since I Put You in My Tv Set Oh Baby I Hear You On My Radio Yeah Baby I Hear You On My...

I'm a two headed sex change from outer space. I'm a photo finish with a pretty face. Gotta monstrous love. That's just grew some for you. Hawkin' my wares on Exchange Street. Stalkin' my share o' strange meat. Got a head on my shoulders. And one left ove...

Hey let's twist. Do the ultra twist. Stick it in and twist. Do the ultra twist. Recent movements leave one cold. It's big improvement and very bold. Hangin' ten on a shockwave. Hangin' out like the new breed say. Come on let's do it. Do the ultra twist...

Don't hang up Don't hang up Don't hang up Under the wires Somewhere out there If I could just get in touch If I could just get in touch Disconnected connections Misdirected directions It gets so very hard It gets so very hard Dial tone degredation Uncontr...

Tomorrow will be glommy with a chance of morning frogs but this just happened to me while i was sawin' logs i seen a striptease torture and blackbirds flyin' backwards and a pagan rout in a hellhole in a bed full o' crackers it was a wet nightmare.... there wa...

I Been Seeing You For Months Coming to This Place Now What I Wanna Know Is, Honey When Can I See Your Face? I Know You Been Hiding Something Secrets in Your Past Whooo, Baby, I Just Gotta Know What's Behind the Mask Please, Baby, Please Please Give Me One Qu...

Whoa...there's some things baby I just can't swallow. Mama told me that girls are hollow. Uh-uh...What's inside a girl? Somethin's tellin' me there's a whole nuther world. Ya gotta pointy bra...ten inch waist. Long black stockings all over the place. Boots....

Wrong way ticket now Do what the law don't allow One way ticket now Goin' way way out Outta sight tonight Alright alright alright Wrong way ticket now Get high somehow Follow in my wake Ain't got no brake Hopped up renegade Dump that masquerade Full speed ahe...

At the Zombie Dance Here's Ben and Betty They tap their toes But they don't get sweaty They don't give a damn They're done dead already At the Zombie Dance Nobody moves They tap their toes Yeah, wiggle their ears to get in the groove yeah They do 'The Boogal...