Team Starkid

Sherrezade: I know a thousand tales To fill a thousand nights But now another story comes to mind A nobel young vizier Ascends to wondrous heights He's brilliant as he's handsome And handsome as he's kind He is at once familiar and unknowable To the...

Dumbledore: Now you are a boy An orphan boy And deep inside of you A broken soul, a gaping hole Has left you feeling blue But you're not like the other boys You've got that magic flair 'Cause when you start to sway You get carried away And no one ca...

Roach: Look how the silk worms Sway in the wind Weaving their silk Regardless of what you've done Or where you've been They'll give ya Beauty... See how the dragonfly Dance through the flowers A brilliant ballet at 15 miles an hour There's no admission To th...

Alfred: Poor Master Bruce, poor Mr. Wayne Lonely caboose on a one car train And it pains me to watch you amble along This track of loneliness I laid down for you I remember that horrible night, the night you were split in two And I swore I'd protect you, and...

RON: We got these days of summer to, remind us of each other! HERMIONA: The time we have to spend apart, Will keep us in each others hearts! HARRY: I'm hoping that the good old days are something that I will dream about at night. DRACO: Don't matt...

Quirrell: You won't sleep on your tummy Voldemort: You won't sleep on your back Both: We're quite a kooky couple you'll agree Quirrell: We share some hands and fingers Voldemort: And yet the feeling lingers Both: We're just about as different As anyone ca...

I look around the kingdom And see the desperation And the devastation that persists No matter what I do But today could be the day I finally make a difference And all the grateful citizens Will say to me... Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!...

Joey: Wait, don't go! There's something I need you to know Sally: (Spoken) What is it? Joey: (Spoken) Um, it's just... (Spoken) Uh, it's... (Spoken) Uh, um, shit. I don't know... Sally: (Spoken) Whatever, bye Joey. Joey: Just wait, give me a minute My hea...

Am I the only one who wants more out of life? I just want to be free so badly You slaves could never understand this feeling I'm the most powerful girl in the land With a wave of my hand I can give a command But it's just like... whatever 'Cause they do...

James: You don't know what you're hiding from How did life become such a sad song? Sirius: You don't know what you're fighting for What you came here for. Feeling all alone James: You have loved... Sirius: You have lost... James and Sirius: How could this...

Joey: Even though I never thought I'd be The one to say I love you, and agree Here I am with every single part of me It's so profound Joey and Sally: Even though I felt it from the start It's only now we're beating with one heart I feel like, the sun is start...

Taz: You say You've lost your edge I say It's all in your head So listen up! I gotta message for you. You got Something of a dry spell But you taught Me everything that I know So why not Let me teach a thing or two You're a total badass, At the top of your c...

Aragog: Hey, please Don't run away from me. Oh, no Baby, I cannot breathe Without you inside of me When I look at you I think of one thing I feel embarrassed cause I know it's obscene I want you, I need you I'll teach you what it's like to party with...

Harry: Underneath these stairs I hear the sneers and feel glares of My cousin, my uncle and my aunt Can't believe how cruel they are And it stings my lighting scar To know that they'll never ever give me what I want I know I don't deserve these Awful rules m...

I follow the golden rule How can a man resist When the gold in his hand Lets him rule the land With an iron fist Follow the golden rule It's either them or me The gold that my neighbor Earns from his labor Is gold I'll never see Who has the gold...

Ron: Here I am, face to face With a situation I never thought I'd ever see It's strange how a dress Can take a mess And make her nothing less than Beautiful to me I seems like my eyes have been transfigured Something deep inside has changed They've been open...

Lucius: There are so many douchebags in the world Yes, so many douchebags get the girls Who deserve more than absolutely anything That any charm or potion could ever bring But men like that, they have her on a string And they don't care For there will always...

Ja'far: I'll be treated like a hero all the citizens adore They'll throw a parade in my honor with peacocks and monkeys galore The people will cheer for the royal vizier for answering duty's call Not that I care for glory I just want a story with a h...

The way his hair falls in his eyes Makes me wonder if he'll Ever see through my disguise And I'm under his spell Everything is falling And I don't know where to land Everyone knows who he is But they don't know who I am Harry, Harry... Why can't you see What...

Ron: You're Harry Freakin' Potter! You don't understand You're a legend, man To us all! Every son and daughter Chorus: Safe! Ron: From You-Know-Who All because of you! You were small, But I wonder if you can recall... Long story short, This g...

Harry: Hermione can't draw All: Hermione can't draw Hermione cannot draw. She only reads books And she cannot draw Even if she's reading A how to draw book. Hermione can't draw... (Dialogue) Harry: Lupin can't sing All: Lupin can't sing Lupin cannot sing...

Humans: What are these hideous creatures? Disgusting! So gross! With such insidious features What on earth are we supposed To do But scream "Bloody murder!" These things are odious We better kill 'em all right now Before someone gets hurt or They try to eat...

Narrator: One shot Two shots in the night And they're gone And he's all left alone He's just one boy Two dead at his feet And their blood stains the street And there's nothing No, there's nothing he can do... Except, be the baddest man That there's ever bee...

Want food but got no money I'm screwed, or so it seemed. That's why I came up with this brilliant scheme: Just steal everything! (...) For real, I'm not that picky I'll steal whatever's in sight Don't judge, 'cause you don't understand my plight Hey,...

Bug: I wanna be a Starship Ranger I wanna have the things they've got I could be a Starship Ranger But there's just one little thing they are I'm not All of my life I've pictured them out there Keeping the peace in outer space I may not be up there with 'em B...

Harry: There was a time when life had meaning Not so long ago I knew the lines, it was easy being The star of the show There was a time when things were fine I could make wine from water There was a time when I was happy When I was Harry Potter Riddle: There...

Dick: Oh... Ms. Cooter: Oh... Dick: I'm sorry, I didn't- Ms. Cooter: Gee, it's fine Dick: I mean I hope you- Ms. Cooter: I'm alright Dick: I didn't mean to- Ms. Cooter: My name's Ms. Cooter Dick: I'm Dick You've been here before I th...

If I believed in wishes As silly as it seems. I'd find that hidden cave, Turn back the sands of time And save you. If I believed in dreams If I believed in magic If I believed in good I'd be the best vizier, I'd make our troubles disappear If I bel...

Pincer: Scales and exoskeletons? Why, they pale in comparison To a body that is covered up by skin We get rid of those antennae Give you hair, and clothes and then I Add two eyes and a nose and my boy, that is only The beginning... (Dialogue) Pincer: You've...

It's a big, big, universe So many dimensions And unanswered questions... Not to mention, life What an invention, life There's no choice involved in what you are given One mind, one voice, one body to live in Life... It's a short, small thing we lea...

Joey: I wake up in the morning And it's nothing new Run through my mind for hours Still I just want you You're all I want, you're all I need My love for you Just grows the way you do When I love you I wanna hold you all night long And cuddle 'till...

Soldier (changeably): In your homeland you're a legend All the people know your name On the battlefield and off you are superior Achmed: I know. In the kingdom though I'm finding that my only claim to fame is an incident involving my posterior Soldi...

Harry: My mind is racing, but my heart, it beats faster I'm in control, commander and master Lady Fate, creating disaster But she ain't the boss of me! Head-on collision with a catastrophic setback Makes you either wanna get lost, or get back I choose the lat...

Ginny: I've been alone Surrounded by darkness And I've seen how heartless The world can be And I've seen you crying You felt like it's hopeless I'll always do my best To make you see 'Cause baby, you're not alone 'Cause you're here with me And nothing's ever...

I know you think I'm this perfect guy but there's something I have to confess I only hope it doesn't make you like me any less I got this tragic back story that's driven other girls away But I feel like I can trust you You won't judge me for what I say...

Sally: Look at me, with my pigtails so tight You'd think that I might explode, right? Look at me, with my arms in a twist Not alarming I missed the right road Ms. Cooter: It's not too late To turn around And find a better way Sally: It's not up to fate To la...

Geeks: Batman doesn't need a sidekick Undermines his whole aesthetic Whole thing just gives me a headache Robin sucks! Commissioner Gordon and Citizens: (Alternating) He may be a solid dude But Batman he needs solitude Robin makes him freakin' cute Robin suck...

Scarecrow: Line up, sign up If you're looking for some sin Poison Ivy: And a dirty way to win. Yeah! Penguin: Get pissed, enlist Tap into the devil within Mr. Freeze: Let the villainy begin All: We're joining forces Riddler: We're making clever quips All...

Sweet Tooth: Rogues! Assemble Gather, Unite And take a mental snapshot Of this most auspicious night We've got strength in numbers now The battle can begin We're waging war on Batman And the war is our’s to win Sweet Tooth and Poison Ivy: Rise up! Like a nat...

I've seen her face, I've heard her name I've lost my place and she's to blame And I can't stand it when I'm staring in her eyes And she's not looking back, it's not a big surprise I've heard music, I've heard noise I wish that she could hear her voice The way...

Sands of time, take me back Before it all went wrong When love was but a song And tomorrow shone as brightly as the sun Teach me to undo what's done Sands of time, take me back (Dialogue) Follow the Golden Rule For life's a two way street Keep that...

RON: (singing) It's not fair It’s not fair I didn't know I wasn't there It’s not fair It’s not fair Seeing you lying there I wasn't strong enough to save you from the evil stuff I wasn't smart like you To do what you would do I know I’m not a leadi...

It starts with not questioning the answers And giving up before you've begun It locks all the doors, increases the pressure, and in a flash Your time is up before it's done And you won't know How it can feel To feel at all So I say No... to status quo... Who...

Remember that time? When you wouldn't talk to me? No, you wouldn't talk to me Yesterday We were gettin' along We had that little dancey thing Well here's a song I sing My way It was gonna be fine But you didn't wanna be Be the man who'd be with me No way Bu...

Batman: It seems so funny as I look back On the folly of my ways I climbed as high as One can climb on their own I scaled the highest mountain Did a pirouette at the tippity top And when you All: Gotta get down, gotta get down, gotta get down You need someon...

Aladdin: See that palace of gold? Shining, sparkling, metallic And a little bit phallic. Take a look and you'll agree. See those leaves on the ground? Spelling something explicit? Princess: SFX? Aladdin: Don't you blink or you'll miss it Gently...

Superman: Truth and liberty and justice All are in jeopardy tonight All we cherish here, and all the values that we hold dear Are in the balance tonight. 'Cause we're American, and it's America, and in America We do what's right. The firetruck's here for the...

All my dreams I'm chasing after They don't need All this laughter... I take a grain of salt A stiff upper lip It's not their fault I'm not as hip Wake up kid You know you're more than this... I'm the smartest person That I've ever met So why do I allow mysel...

Harry: Hey dragon You don't gotta do this Lets reevaluate our options Throw away our old presumptions Cause really You don't wanna go through this... I'm really not that special The Boy-Who-Lived is only flesh and bone The truth is in the end I'm pr...

Batman: We're like long lost brothers Who've found each other Robin: And love each other like family. Batman: Though we're not related Robin: And it's totally belated Batman: I'm elated just to say you are my bro. Robin: Mi Amigo. Batman: And where I go...

Princess: What will I do without you to guide me? When I am lost, where will I turn? So many doubts and fears inside me I'm just a child, I've so much to learn Ja'far: You remind me of someone I knew long ago You have her eyes You have her heart T...

Tootsie: When they say you can't love I think you've got it wrong They say you can't feel With a heart made of steel But you can't say that steel ain't strong Well if that's who you are, Just a meaningless star in the sky Tell me what is the meaning...

Luna: It's been a long time coming But tonight is the end of the war my friend Tomorrow only one side will remain We will win or we will lose the fight Either way it's the end, no use to pretend It's the final show, we gotta go meet our destiny This i...

Draco: Harry Potter Lover of only himself Do you recall the memories we've shared? You never once were nice You never cared at all Now you will I'll have you running scared Harry: Draco Malfoy You know nothing of my life All I am is what I do I cannot let you...

Superman: I am a man of justice I am a man of might Batman: I am a man of vengeance I am a man of the night You're such a sycophantic suck up How can you call yourself a man? You say you fight for truth and justice? I say you're working for the man,...

Voldemort: When I was a boy An orphan boy I'd love to move my feet I'd hear a tune and start to swoon My life would seem complete The other boys would laugh and jeer But I'd catch 'em tappin' their toes And when I'd start to sway They'd get carried away And o...

Home I've heard the word before It's never meant much more Than just a thing I've never had A place They say, hey, know your place But I've never had a place to even know Or a face that I could go to If I needed someone there... I'm laughing It's hard to hid...

Ja'far: I've gone against my sultan, The highest act of treason But I had good intentions, I did it for a reason They'll kill me if I'm lucky They'll torture me if not What made me think that I could Get away with such a plot? It's not too late to...

Ron: He thinks that we're finished He thinks that we're done He thinks that it's over His battle is won! Ha! He thinks that we're finished But we aren't through Stop and think my friends What would Harry do for you? Hermione: Harry never gave up the fight Ha...

Gilderoy: Who's wiser than a warlock, and tougher than a troll And charming as a candy cane? Who's faster than a phoenix, and sly as a sphinx And always set to entertain? Here to give this sagging tale a hero to employ Look up to the skies, now look in my eye...