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Were I just a dude like you

And not shat out in the back of a car

With a bumpersticker with a fish on

I’d take care not to end up

On the far side of my pitchfork

And sent back with the stork


See I am one of many

A certified tool of the Lord

With a collar to prove

That I am fit to read the bible loud and clear

Anywhere


Now join my Ministry of Pain

And spend your life as terminally insane

Or rest assured

There will be a Bloody Hell to pay one day


Heck I was never told

That the salvation of your soul

Lies at the end of someones butthole


Indoctrination by poking buns

In doctor nation, there is no fun


Now receive the Lord as I myself received His infinite grace

And know the Pokémon is the devil incarnate!

And don’t get me started on the music of the youth of today


Now join my Ministry of Pain

And spend your life as terminally insane

Or rest assured

There will be a Bloody Hell for the stillborn in Armageddon


Who will be the first to throw the stone?

You know, God would go far

If He just stepped down from the clouds

With his big throwing arm

And his beard - puffy like a sheep-farm

And his big gold cross around his neck

The neck he invented for himself

And for all of Mankind


Thank you God

For the neck we have received

It’s the neck we use… When we… Turn our heads


I’ll serve you what you need to eat

Like Angels for Breakfast…

…And God for Lunch

I wish I brought me something good to separate the flesh

From the bones ‘cause the meat is dry

And when you chew with your mouth open Zombie Jesus will rise

And take you hunting ‘till the Dawn of Time! 

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