Sloppy Seconds

So you were late But you never told me you were You didn't want to say Till you were sure But that song and dance Won't work no more Because you got no rhythm To save your soul I don't care how much it hurts So you can tell it To the Roman Catholic...

Well, your father's in Bermuda And the milkman's overjoyed Your maid is into bondage And I've got Polaroids And I was on the corner When you wrecked your mother's Porsche But why should I inform her About your poor misfortune? 'Cause everyone has sec...

i met her in the video store in the summer of 84 she had the body that wouldn't quit and she know what to do with it traci got lucky in the world of porn traci got noticed and a star was born traci got naked, traci got laid traci didn't tell them that sh...

I'm gettin' tired of gettin' tired I'm gettin' sick of layin' in bed I got the medication for my inspiration And I'm never gonna sleep again It's got a white cross on the tablet It's got a warning on the front Don't walk, don't run, don't kill no one A...

I can’t wait to sellout, I can’t wait to sellout, So I can get the hell out of here. I can’t wait to sellout, Just show me where to sign, I can’t wait to sellout, Where’s that dotted line? I’ve been jerked off so many times by all your helping hands, I gues...

I wish I was in High School, where all the girls are hot I wish they were at my school, but they were really not They didn't dress in leather, they didn't dye their hair They didn't sleep together, they were really square It's sad but true the girls were not...

Now once upon a time In this village of the damned I took my shot at greatness And the goddamn gun was jammed So I'm in a drunken state 'Cause I can't take life straight And if I dull my eyes enough The brightness fades I left my heart in San Francisc...

[Dialogue from "Female Trouble," between Edith Massey and Michael Potter] [Aunt Ida Nelson:] "Have you met any nice boys in The Swan?" [Gator:] "Oh, pretty nice." [Aunt Ida:] "I mean any nice queer boys. Did you fool with any of them?" [Gator:] "Aunt Ida, yo...

I don't wanna be your boyfriend I don't wanna hold your hand I don't wanna get involved in The things that you've got planned You're never going to be my girlfriend You're never going to be my wife 'cause i don't wanna be your boyfriend And i don't wanna sha...

Well I don't wanna take you home. Because you're passed out on the floor. You found your own way to the party and you can find your own way to the door. You laid out in your own bed of vomit so now you can just lie there on it. For all I care, I don't care at...

I took my car in to get it fixed And i give the keys to some teethless hick Who picks his nose and spits I want him dead! And later on i go to shop for clothes And the sales clerk strikes a snotty pose "Can i help you with those?" I want him dead! And every...

I'm your ice cream man Look out for my ice cream van I'm your ice cream man So you better look out for me I just got parol I'm 25 years old I'm your ice cream man So you better look out for me I know the speed limit But I can't ride within it I may scare...

She's got the personality of Darth Vader And the mentality of a sixth grader I better get her now, while I still hate her The way I hated you While she still just a hole to crawl into And I've still got my pride But if I had a woman If I had a woman th...

Well, I think that I'm through with the girl I thought I knew But I guess I didn't know her well at all 'Cause I'm getting sick of Janie's latest kick She's headed for her own decline and fall Janie took a razor blade and cut off all her hair Had swastik...

Jerry is a preacher man Jerry is a louse And Jerry owns the President, The Senate, and the House Jerry speaks the word of God But he don't speak for free He may be in love with God But he's in hate with me Oh, I'm not one of Jerry's kids I'm not par...

You don’t have to pay your dues, Just because you’re a girl, You’ve got other tools to use, Just because you’re a girl. You’ve got a half way decent face, But you can’t even play your bass, That’s okay just shake those curls, Cause you’re a girl. You get he...

Everyday when I get up, I set my brain for self destruct Killing myself everyday of my life I get the shakes and I get the shivers, sweat on palms and holes in my liver Killing myself everyday of my life The Bottle sits in front of me and laughs at what it’s...

You've seen them in the malls A bunch of kewpie dolls You've seen them in the halls at school They just wanna dig the rave I just wanna dig their grave And plant 'em somewhere near the pool C'mon, it's time To the kill the trendy Everybody knows they...

The snow is falling down. the temperature is dropping. The lights light up the town and everyone is Christmas shopping. But I'm lost in the crowd, oh why can't I remember the reason I'm so down and why this happens to me every cold December? It's a feeling t...

Oil up your shotgun for the time of your life And tell the wife that you won't be home tonight Lock up your daughters in the hickory shack And jump in the back of my pick-up truck, all right We're gonna go downtown where the action is We're gonna plug a...

Emerson, we celebrate Friday nights we'd stay up late Monster movies, ten to two What the hell went wrong with you? Now your girlfriend makes you go Out with her to the movie show But you don't see no horror flicks Just that junk your girlfriend picks I don't...

Well, there's a new sensation in the neighborhood And self-gratification never felt so good You don't need a lot of training in the ways of love Just a good firm grip and a Playtex glove I see you standing in the corner at the high school dance Get out o...

I'm tired of runnin' form the CIA, tired of runnin' from the CIA, tired of runnin' from the CIA And I'm goin' down for a suicide ride, and ain't nobody gonna take me alive Because I got no time to run about, the wind is high and the sun is out today I'm...

Don't tell me Don't tempt me I'll drink 'till the bottles' empty I'm not in denial, so don't put my life on trial I never asked for your opinion I never asked for your advice You think I'm unable to set my drink down on the table I hoard it, I guard it But d...

Doin' a little drinking at my favorite bar Got so smashed I couldn't drive my car Got the phone and called me a cab Got thrown out, and couldn't pay my tab Nowhere to go, no cash to spend Don't know why I'm smashed again... Wake up in a puddle of booze And cra...

I'm so fucked up! Let's have a party at my place and have way too much to drink (So fucked up!) We'll mix lunch with Everclear punch, and we can throw up in the sink (So fucked up!) And all I need is a reason, just gimme some excuse 'Cause all I need i...

Why don't you swallow a handfull of someone else's pills? It will solve all of my problems and cure all of your ills. Take the little red capslues that relieve your tension. Take the little white tablets that prevent conception. Take the little black beaut...

Who can take a sunrise Sprinkle it in dew Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two? The candyman The candyman can The candyman can cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good Who can take a rainbow Wrap it is a sigh Soak it in the...

Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey! Welcome to Party Beach Drag races in the street They haul that toxic waste offshore And they throw it overboard It falls into a sunken hull And spills onto a human skull So run like hell for all you're worth 'Cause mons...

Don't play football We play Fenders We chop fish in kitchen blenders We're a disgrace to our gender We're the men! Always together night and day It makes our girlfriends think we're gay But who needs women when you've got friends? We're the men! The...

Don't believe if Rambo or Van Damme or Seagal But I believe in Buford P.; I believe in "Walking Tall" What ever happened to the Ambushers and the Wrecking Crew? Where is the Mean Machine, Bruce Lee, and David Carradine? I know I've said it all before, but...

Oh, pop, pop, pop my dick Oh, pop, pop, pop my dick Oh, pop, pop, pop my dick Pop my dick, you son of a bitch! 

Crawling from the wreckage walking through the wasteland searching for a sign of life another lonely spaceman Jet pack of my back helmet on my head laser in my shoulder holster then somebody said Do not move, do not run do not reach for your ray gun turn and...

I got a time bomb And it's ready to blow I got a time bomb Just like I told you before You think you'll run away And live to fight another day But what do you think you're running from? I got a chainsaw All shiny and new I got a chainsaw And I'm lo...

Never thought we'd meet again A young wanna-be and an old has-been I wish I had a photo of this scene I've suffered through dependencies I still have violent tendencies I could sell my life to "People Magazine" But I don't care; I don't mind Just leave...

I love lesbians more than anyone So why don't lesbians love me? I want lesbians, each and every one So why don't lesbians want me? It turns me on the way They all wear sexy lingerie And string bikinis everywhere they go But they don't let me watch As...

I think I'm gonna go home, 'cause you just ran out of beer And there's nothing you can say that'll make me wanna stay around here You're lying there half naked But these tunes you're playing just won't make it You got a great body, but your record collecti...

I know you wanna fuck my sister Hey man, I kinda like your sister Hey man, I hope that's cool Hey man, I kinda lose my mind every single time I find your sister suntanned by the pool Hey man, I wanna see her naked Hey man, I'm always in her room All alone whe...

They're thirty-nine years old They're worth their weight in gold They work in busy offices I hope to God will fold They hated Vietnam They love the neutron bomb And they're your next door neighbors and your father and your mom They're the yuppies Yup...