Sam Lachow

[Verse 1] Uh I'm not a rapper, I just talk a lot of spit And Cheef Cheaper in the beacon, I'm rollin' wit' B Skeez And the team strong, we love 'em and duck 'em and lead 'em on I'm the teacher, here’s a lesson, read along snitches I dropped a song snitch...

[Verse 1] Man, fuck the rest of you wussies I swear I'm fresher than the frozen food section, you pussy Pussy, keep tryna push me, I'll push you under the couch, Lachow I'ma die wit' a blunt in my mouth I been around long enough that I think it's safe to...

[Intro] Hello again I'm hella hungry though dude, let's finish this shit quick Alright, I'ma start rapping [Verse 1: Sam Lachow, Sam Lachow & Ariana DeBoo] So I typed a text to twenty girls in my cell But I forgot they could see it was sent to every...

[Verse 1] R.I.P. to baby Quincy and Old Red Remember Scottie Pippen assistin' to Jordan's bald head When all said and it's done and we're all dead The world keeps spinnin' on a Harlem Globetrotter's finger I'm an old soul and an old soul singer Got a ho...

[Verse 1] Ah ha, ham and eggs for breakfast, check it off my checklist Write a song, about another seven on my set list Xanny bars and Netflix, candy corn and sexin' In the morning, put a breath mint in the stinky bitch's mouth 5'4" type booty keep the sl...

[Intro] Ah jeez Louise! Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-ow! [Verse 1] I hope you brought an open heart without the drama I hope you brought your homies, hope you brought your mama Knew I didn't have to make a Part 6, but I gotta So I'ma hit 'em with the (la da...

[Verse 1: Sam Lachow] Uh 8th grade I made a bold choice Get rich put dubs in a, dubs in a Rolls Royce No choice but to analyze the Things I read I had dreams of bad women And king sized beds But until then I gotta hustle Then I gotta grind Need a lit...

[Hook: Ariana DeBoo] After dark, waiting for you [Verse 1: Sam Lachow & Ariana DeBoo] Made it 'bout Halfway down the block, before I, oh Damn, forgot about my coat Must have dropped it, I had dope In my pocket, you can smoke It when you find it, c...

[Verse 1 - Sam Lachow] What's up lil fucko? We used to be the kids awake days till the next day's struggle Drivin' to who knows where with no buckle Last name Berry first name Huckle c'mon! Weird lines, full hearts, (clear minds) Dope deals, coke sales i...

[Chorus -- Wilson Luxurious] J-j-jimmy crack corn, and I don't care (wow) {b-b-by oh by Ohio playas}(?) I'm all tore up, but I don't care (oh wow) {Pack quiet}(?) is albino hair Can't handle the truth, I go there The freaks at night, I go there Your fac...

[Hook] I’m gonna do, what a young fellow do Just sit back with my bong makin dumb yellow, dumb yellow I’m gonna do, what a young fellow do Just sit back with my bong makin dumb yellow, dumb yellow Dumb yellow mook Ready for the ride Dabs all night of ba...

(Ariana Deboo) Well, I don't know about y'all, but I'm fine What you wanna do What you got in mind Would you mind if I rode my bike for a little while It seems like we're all getting farther away From the good old place that our momma's stay Would you m...

[Intro: Magik] One of these days, I'll have a Cadillac again With a ceiling back again And I'm looking like a video One of these days, I'll own a Cadillac again And I bet you wanna own one too [Intro: Ariana DeBoo] Wheels, wheels, wheels on a Cadillac...

[Intro: Sam Lachow] Party, party, party We're killers and life savers Drug dealers intermingle with pimps and gang bangers And haters hatin' the chains and things cuz they can't afford 'em The players looking for pussy, the pussy looking for Captain Morga...

[Verse 1: Nacho Picasso] No drawls on your girl I'm goosing her God's child but I'm horny as Lucifer So hung, that she thought I was noosing her Come her, treat my life like a booster chair Dark skin, but she Punky Brewster hair Cut a Mohawk, now she got...

[Maggie Lou May] The bad kids look so far away I've lost my friends Remember that it's all pretend, oh-oh-oh [Sam Lachow] Wake up, breathe it in Leavin' the house, hit a couple people then bounce Forgettin' I was ever stable the able person I never wa...

[Hook: Raz Simone] Close my eyes, I see dreams made of gold When I wake up, tell me I'm not alone Long as there's love in my soul Baby, you better keep me high [Verse 1: Sam Lachow] 5 o'clock A.M Out until like 6 o'clock A.M Huh, waiting For the high...

[Intro] Heh, hehehe Oh I remember him, yeah I remember hearing about him Goin' round the hill Half the time gettin' fucked up, and... But getting it done Taking care of business (haha) (When the-when-when-when-when the--) [Hook: Sam Lachow] When t...

[Verse 1: Sam Lachow] Live like a prince, throw parties like kids, crash parties like Vince Ya know I beatbox the drums with no MIDI, yo I made the beat and I directed the video Wam bam whaddup Gab, get knocked out British Toms over yellin’ get the fuck u...

[Verse 1] Sam: It could have a happy ending, or it might go down I'm not a rapper, but I'm sure feeling like one now And they could smell it homie, Raz tell em homie Raz: A ninjas too dope, they telling on me It's black umbrella brodie or die and be he...

[Intro] Whoo! Hahaha Come On! Iiiii'm baaack Alright, Ok Hahaha [Verse 1] So can I Take it back to the days I learned how to make a rap Bumpin' Eminem had me cussin hella And singin (WHAOGH) Partyin and stupid as hell Some W's and some L's Runnin...

[Hook: Magik] Sippin' on another beer You can talk into the one, watch it go out the other ear Because I don't wanna hear When it's half-past twelve, and I'm half-past gone Whisky is the devil, yeah But she got me on that level and I'm feeling like a pim...

[Verse 1: Sam Lachow] Aha (aha) I got some time to kill We get it hella fucking smokey every time we chill Bust out that bong, bust out that fat ass batch of hash to smoke Glass upon the glass, packing fatty ass snapper bowls How did this happen so quickl...

[Verse 1: Sam Lachow] You shot me up in your dream last night You wonder if in real life you woulda won that fight Ya shot guns, guns, shoulda shot more guns If you were wide awake would that have been a lot more fun? Well I'm just rappin' 'bout the money...

[Intro] Pa-pa-pa-pa (x3) [Verse 1: Sam Lachow] My bald dad is way too fucking cool for a toupée My little brother won't stop playing NBA, 2K! My girl says I should make some real hip-hop, like Lupe And stop saying you bitch in every song Touché! Damn,...

[Intro: Sam Lachow] H to the E to the double-L O Thanks for calling my cellular phone I couldn't make it at the moment Hope that you understand Just leave your name and number I'll get back when I can I'm all tied up I'm the busiest man And if you cal...

[Hook: Raz] Liquor store, Hennessy, pop the cork, pour a cup Hold it in, blow it out, break it down, roll it up (x4) [Verse 1: Sam Lachow] Cheese, say cheese, take a picture with skeeze Like 400 for a 16 at a sweet 16 This dream never seemed real But wh...

[Intro: Maggie Brown] [Verse 1: Sam Lachow] It's still a little hard for me to talk about Even though you know what's up And you and I are really talking now And I know the shit you tell me that you wouldn't say when pop's around And we still boxing eve...

[Intro: Raz Simone] [Verse 1: Sam Lachow] Lachow, the talk of the town Was chained down, now I'm running 'round free Cuz she popped one in the heart, eck Yeah she got me in the heart Cuz that broad was a cupid with a chopper ra-da-da-da-da Huh, I guess...

[Intro] Shoes off at the door Shoes off at the door Shoes off at the door Shoes off at the door Keep you feet off the lawn And take your shoes off at the door And if you don't understand my rules Well this is my house (uh huh) Not yours (alright) [V...

[Verse 1: Sam Lachow] I wanna big big big big big, uh I wanna big white limo Something just hella simple that'll pop a pimple off the hardest pimp on the block (I want some) Sittin' high, like those video guys Seattle cops yellin' "cocksucka, throw the fi...

[Intro: Maggie Lou May] [Sam Lachow] Kindergarten started with some ambition, writin' lyrics and writin' diaries handwritten I was shy as a child but I survived in the wild I had a little bit of rhythm so I ran with it But here we are this is us right h...

Find myself by myself [Verse 1] I got problems, vices, I bite with 'em often I like to be off of my rocker, I'll stop a promise but baby Why's a hundred dollar bill rolled up on all the plates? I like the look of money right next to my entrée I see some...

*indistinguishable talking* [Refrain] Up in the morning hoping to write sometime today Cause I'm still ?? ? ? ? ? ?? ? ? ??? But in the afternoon I'm in my room and I'm writing about ya One thing I do know that it's true it'll be about ya I'll be alrigh...

[Intro: Sam Lachow] Who you think you are Marilyn Monroe Hell no (Nooo) Now who you think you are Marilyn Monroe Hell No (Hell no) (aye yo, Megan Vice, John Martin) Lets do it [Verse 1: Sam Lachow] She was a little too cool Little too good lookin' H...

[Verse 1: Sam Lachow] I'm probably looking like another happy-go-lucky rapper Had some dope, had some hope Until the coke habit happened I just wanna listen to Cat Stevens and Rap Demons I pinky promise I have feelings I could make you feel like a turtle...

[Verse 1: Sam Lachow] I used to, skip class just to ride with the team I used to, look in the mirror and see a guy with a dream I used to, blow blunts bumpin' dedication too I swear those years are what I dedicate this to, uh I used to, I used to cheat on...

[Intro: Sam Lachow] This goes out to my Seattle friends It's not just about blunts, y'know? This goes out to everyone I kicked it with in town, dead or alive I'm livin' in New York right now, but I had to, had to come to Seattle just to record this one Th...

[Verse: Sam Lachow] I'd like to introduce you to some new cast My dudes back home put me on with the smooth jazz Now cruise back 'cause I'm supplying a band full of kids Who put together the beat with no samples But wait a second gotta thank you for toni...

[Hook: Razpy] I'm a player, and I won't stop until the cop yell "Come out with your hands in the air" I'm a player, and I won't stop until the cop yell "Come out with your hands in the air" Don't pretend that you forgot about me Don't pretend that you forg...

[Verse 1: Sam Lachow] Just a voice and a bass, uh I'll take time, come up with a flow and some great lines Now make my vocals extra crispy and clear Yo engineer, do me a favor, put a snare right - here Now hold the kick for a bar or two I'm starting to u...

[Knocking, door opens] Well Barnibus I, I think it's time you stand on your own two feet And try to find a place of your own Barnibus You can't live here with your mother and I forever It's time to go to school Barnibus But Daddy I don't want to go to...

[Verse 1: Sam Lachow] This that seventh margarita rap Drinkin till you seeing black I need a glass of water I'm bleeding acid and eating crackers Stealing raps from Jesus It goes: "writin' for Reno cash?" Sixteen bars can feed a family Leave the scraps...

[Chorus: Ariana DeBoo] In the living room with our pictures on the wall I know you're gonna remember me if you don't remember it all We got a song And an old, old tree Even without the leaves it'll still be there I won't leave you alone for long [Verse...

[Chorus] Tryna sit still When the [?], what a thrill Where's the [?] to the stone? I never been good at saying how I feel So I wrote you a song [Hook] Up in the clouds, you're on my mind Everyone says, all of the time "You're gon' come down soon." I...

[Intro: Bill Murray with Charlie Rose] Charlie Rose: "So tell me what it is that you want that you don't have" Bill Murray: "Well I'd like to be, more consistently, here, y'know? Because it's so improbable and so impossible I'd just like to really see how I...

[Verse 1: Sam Lachow & Ariana Deboo] Hey Sam What’s up You drink? Still do Do drugs? Yeah clearly That's dope Not really; at least these women still love me Well that's easy Shit I’ve been travellin around the country I feel it You prioritise...

[Verse 1:Sam Lachow] Ha fuck it, play the beat like a puppet Buy a swisher,cut a swisher, gut a swisher and stuff it Wo-wo-wow, golly gosh dammit im proud They call me sa-sa-sammy lachow I brought a brand new bike and showed it off to their faces Give m...

[Verse 1: Sam Lachow] (Uh, uh) (Here we go) Young Seattle (Woo) Part 3, c’mon Where you at? I’ve been gone for the winter Back stage ring leader, kill ‘em all in a minute Huckleberry slim pickin’s, it was all inconsiderate Fuck em They need me like a...

[Verse 1: Sam Lachow] Uhhh, Part 4, oh my god Uh, Part 4 Huckleberry crack Uh huh, I'm feelin' terrible everybody get back I'm talkin' 24 hours, 48 hours, uhh Just pulled out another, I should probably take a shower I've been wearing the same damn shit...