Reverend Horton Heat

I said Honey I sent you 400 bucks So you could buy some car Well I loved you so much I didn't get too far For my 400 bucks You were sweet that day I guess I should of known That you'd never repay 400 bucks 400 bucks And you don't give a f**k Abou...

There's something that's been bugging us Texans. And It's time that we set the record straight. Concerning a species of cacti. That grows in a whole different state. The cactus in questions' called saguro. It's tall with big arms in the air. And if you'...

Like a man in love must do. I was moving in on you. And I didn't care how long I'd have to wait. I knew it was a bet. But I now know better yet. That the race was over right out of the game. Like a big digital ship. At first a little blip. Getting bi...

Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby, Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby, Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby, Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby. You don't have to remind me, I smell like a skunk, Excuse me baby but, (hicup) I'm drunk. Honey Honey Honey Honey Honey, Darlin' Darlin' Darlin'...

I've got chicks to the left, women to the right Guess who it is I think about at night It's you, yeah you, it's you Baby you know who I got a little thing, around my neck Something about to make her a nervous wreck It's you, yeah you, it's you Baby, yo...

Hey! You've got a bad reputation that's a what you got A bad reputation but I like it a lot A bad reputation and it's all over town A bad reputation and it's going around A bad reputation (bad reputation!) A bad reputation (bad reputation!) You're a b...

I'm the baddest of the bad Since you've been gone, The baddest of the bad, Since you've been gone. I lay around here And I just drink beer The baddest of the bad, Since you've been gone. Everything is bad including me, But being bad is good policy,...

Well, I was workin' on my farm 'bout 1982, Pullin' up some corn and a little carrot, too When two low-flying aeroplanes, 'bout a hundred feet high Dropped a bunch o' bales o' somethin', some hit me in the eye... So I cut a bale open, an' man was I surpris...

I went and I did some little thing wrong, That's why I had to go and write this song 'bout throwin' out the baby. You're throwin' out the baby, You're throwin' out the baby with the bath-water blues. A perty girl kissed me on the chin, Honey it'll neve...

I'm gonna let beer write this song Cause I kind of fear that I'd get it all wrong All of those fears and all that I lack Will all wash away with each beer I knock back I know the Bible says that it's wrong But I'm gonna let beer come and kinda help thing...

Oh yeah! Big D boogie woogie Twistin' cats and kittens too Do what all the cool dogs do Dancin' and carryin' on all night So far gone its outta' sight Big D boogie woogie Big D boogie woogie, oh Big D boogie woogie Big D boogie woogie, oh Sweatin'...

Come on out and see the big dwarf rodeo Come on out and see the big dwarf rodeo Come on out and see the little dudes cowboy show You'll also get to see those world-famous high diving mules You'll also get to see those world-famous high diving mules Inclu...

Well, I got a sweet baby who's six foot tall Well, she's a full grown woman who's got it all Big little baby, big little baby Her heart is as big as her feet are long But she's not afraid to fight someone who does me wrong Big little baby, big little bab...

I got a red car with blue tail lights Shiny red seats with piping in white Leopard skin dash with a louvered hood She goes ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba when she's runnin' good Lets go Ride into the mountains above It's low My big red rocket of love My big red ro...

I'm calling in sick I'm calling in twisted I was drinking two-fisted I'm sick I'm calling in twisted Hanging with friends We were doing slammers They try and get me hammered I said no But they insisted I'm calling in sick I'm calling in bland The...

I'm calling in sick I'm calling in twisted I was drinking two-fisted I'm sick I'm calling in twisted Hanging with friends We were doing slammers They try and get me hammered I said no But they insisted I'm calling in sick I'm calling in bland The...

The reverend Horton Heat - Cinco de Mayo Mjes si o to seto dollas Il westorpuer noemer warnaar Eres sito iso una Position corper frontiaar Cinco de mayo Dia de arboejo Soldados para yentes Cinco de mayo Fouares wakavade Indenpendensia Casa del miour...

I'm looking around for a place to crash. Something simple that hasn't already been trashed. If you let me stay here, I'll mow your lawn. Since i don't have a job, I can party 'til dawn. Quietly here I'll sleep. I won't even make a peep. You won't e...

I wanna go two steppin', With a good lookin' big black buck, I want him to come and pick me up in his chevrolet pick-up truck, And when we're on the dance floor his hat will rise high above, It's inter-racial cowboy homo kind of love. Tall of course dark...

Well it's wet, It's all broken and wet, But I take what I get, I got a crooked cigarette. Well she left, She left me with a hell of a debt, But no sweat, I got a crooked cigarette. When it's busted by the filter there's a trick that I found, You bre...

McKenzie: When it's meant to be The stars seem to glisten McKenzie/Brady: Meant to be All the clouds depart When it's meant to be Brady: That 's destiny calling And if you listen you'll McKenzie/Brady: Find your heart 

McKenzie: When it's meant to be The stars seem to glisten McKenzie/Brady: Meant to be All the clouds depart When it's meant to be Brady: That 's destiny calling And if you listen you'll McKenzie/Brady: Find your heart 

I been drinkin' and smokin' cigarettes. I been lookin' for a woman I have not met. I have not found her yet. Til' I do it's a sure fire bet. I'll be drinkin' and smokin cigarettes! I been winkin' at a woman by the name of Annette. Shes as easy, as easy...

Eat steak, eat steak eat a big ol' steer Eat steak, eat steak do we have one dear? Eat beef, eat beef it's a mighty good food It's a grade A meal when I'm in the mood. Cowpokes'll come from a near and far When you throw a few rib-eyes on the fire Robert...

Let me tell you the tale of a hot rod race, That happened out in a secluded place Where no one lives 'cept cows and a few raccoons I was drivin' around in my shoebox car, My baby and me underneath the stars, My engine was knockin But i knew it'd clear...

Well I hear that train a comin' It's rollin' round the bend, And I ain't seen the sunshine, Since I dont know when. Because I'm stuck in folsom prison, And time keeps draggin on. But that train keeps rollin', On down to San Antone. When I was just a...

(yeah!) Throw that drink baby, Right in my face now, That sure put me in my place now. Sat by myself, An hour or more, Eyes fixated on the door. For never more, For never more, Watch and stare at the door, For never more, For never more. (yeah!...

Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul With a corn cop pipe and a button nose And two eyes made out of coal Frosty the snowman is a fairy tale they say He was made of snow But the children know how he came to life one day There must have been some m...

You take the dog I'll take the Galaxy 500 You get the cat I get the couch you don't want anymore You take the fish I'll take the bone You take the dishes While you're at it take my soul But things ain't so bad Cause i got a galaxy 500 You get the h...

Beatnik slacker hippie or a freak, Ain't it all the same thing all of us seek What our parents do, way back when? Makes me hear the same thing again and again. Generation Why, Generation Why. Baby boom or "X", I don't know what I am, All i need to kn...

(Whooaa.alright) As your promises to me Slowly flowed out to sea (Go!) Go with your friends As my heart slowly heals It's easier to feel like you should go(Go!) Go with your friends Go! Go with your friends Go! Go with your friends All your friends...

I'm goin' back home some day I'm goin' back home some day Not sure when r who long I'll stay I'm goin' back home some day The Earth is a place for me to roam The Earth is a place for man to roam I never do nothin' fun and I just stay home The Earth is...

You got to hand it to me You got to hand it to me I went drinking again You got to hand it to me You got to give it to me You got to hand it to me I did it to myself. You got to give it to me I swore off booze a long time ago Now one night I've got n...

Hardscrabble woman's got old bleeding tattoos She likes to shoot her gun and she likes to drink booze She's got a jack hammer likes bustin' up rocks Hardscrabble woman from the school of hard knocks Don't like the freeways 'cause she knows the back roads...

Goodbye Mr. Evening... Hello Mr. Night... Hello Mrs. Darkness, You make me feel all right. Somewhere there's a purpose, Something better for me... 'Til then Mrs. Darkness, You're all that I can see... (heh heh heh... yeah!) (heh heh heh... yeah!) Y...

Won't you be my honky tonk girl? Won't you be my honky tonk girl? I may be going home but I dont wanna be go alone Won't you be my honky tonk girl? I saw you workin' last saturday night I asked you if you needed a light I said excuse me baby please bu...

Well I'm ready to rock, And I'm ready to rool, I'm like a cute little? Like a cool Dacharri, With the twist of a lime, I could get used to this, All of the time. I could get used to it! I could get used to it! I thought it'd be bad but it didn't hur...

Hey little baby Coming over here Sexy little momma I'll make love to you dear Hey little baby You look so sweet Rockin' little momma You got the other girls beat Lets rock Yea lets rock Lets roll Baby watering hole Hey little baby Coming over h...

You stay out, baby, All night long Wonder why I'm mad You leave without a sign Ask me why I'm sad Why, get your stuff together 'cause I ain't gonna be your dad I've had it up to here I'm mad! I'm mad! When I work, baby, you flirt around acting all...

I came with instructions that made you laugh It wasn't very much just a pair of graphs You think that shredded paper is all I need Pull my instructions from the box and reread Chorus: I'm your pet rock Your rock I'm your pet rock Your rock I know yo...

If it ain, t got rhythm Hon, it ain, t got soul If it ain, t got rhythm Hon, it ain, t got soul If it ain, t got blues, it just ain't rock n roll I ain't got me no whiskey I ain't got no beer I don't need me no whiskey I don't need no beer thats why I...

As long as I live I won't know why Why some of my friends Turn to indigo, God They just gave up Thats what they did The secret thing they very well hid Everyone loses when heroin wins I just miss my indigo friends These are not bad men These are no...

you're so hip you're so shique and stylish with that sexy little smile of yours tell me just how old are you? you're so shique painted like a candy clown or maybe with the junky eyes you're not too young to realise ... you're no fool and well it hurt...

It's a dark day outside in the yard It's a cold day, but that's our reward There's a girl, I see every day Knows who I am, has nothing to say And it's a dark day, for love And it's a cool day, for pain And it's an old day, for a young man So calous and...

We’ve got a block party, goes Sunday night Right around the setting sun The whole neighborhood and some stragglers too Dancing and having fun Record machine goes again and again People don’t want it to stop Barefoot girls dancing by the pool Ooh, you c...

Hey, buddy do you got the time? No I don't got a watch can you spare a dime, But I got two olives and a couple of limes, Guessin' that means it's martini time. The Martinis that brought you the loss, I didn't even ask or care what they cost, I lost my j...

Jezbel. If ever a devil was born, Without a pair of horns it was you, Jezebel it was you. If ever an angel fell, Jezebel, It was you, Jezebel it was you. If ever a pair of eyes, promised me paradise Decieving me, grieving me, leaving me blue It was...

Chain Driven Wallet Above Ground Pool J-I-M-B-O Slap Bass Bones Rock-a-Billy Ultra Cool J-I-M-B-O Nature Boy Jimbo Get In Your Pick'em Up Truck Go Cruise Around With Lady Luck J-I-M-B-O J-I-M-B-O (go) Barb-B-Q On A Wednesday Six Pack In His...

Here comes the king King! King! Here in my castle, I'm king of the house Slippers, paper, pipe, and dog Easy chair and a burning log Something smells good in the kitchen tonight Oh yeah, my baby can treat me right Like every Tom, and Dick, and Harry k...

Let me teach you how to eat Teach you how to eat Let me teach you how to eat Teach you how to eat How to marinate the meat Marinate the meat Let me teach you how to eat Teach you how to eat It's a culinary treat Culinary treat Let me teach you how to...

(Yeah!) (Yeah!) If it makes you feel better Here's a little tip If I screwed up You'd be the first To get hip You are the lie detector (Yeah!) Waiting for a slip Ain't no way to live. I gotta take the test If you've gotta give. You are the lie...

8...7...6...5...4...3...2...Yeah! Like A Rocket Like A Rocket Like A Rocket Mmm mmm Number one certifiable rocket-Yeah. Like A Rocket- Mmm mmm Like A Rocket- B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B Like A Rocket- Mmm mmm I got the whole universe in the palm of my hand....

The doctor says I'm livin' On precious borrowed time, WIth all the time I'm givin' To liquor beer and wine. The X-rays of my liver, look like molded old swiess cheese, My heart pumps blood and alcohol, Through hardended arteries. Every body knows me,...

Yeah, it's cool taht you live in a shack And it's cool that you're hooked on smack Yeah, you used to be in a band You're the coolest guy to all your fans Now you're livin' on the edge your livin' On the edge you're livin', Livin' on the edge of Houston...

My right hand holds a cold corona bottle My left hand holds a half a fifth of Gin My right arm reaches out for her love only But my left still embraces a life of sin We had ourselves the sweetest little family We laughed and sang and had a lot of fun Bu...

loco gringos like a party with five bails of, hay! jumpin' in the dumpster with pepe, ole! loco gringos like a party and they like their women firm and when they drink tequila they fight for the worm fruit fly showed me the beginning of life cuttin' u...

I'm a lonesome man no one understands I walk a lonesome road I carry one light load I've hitched the endless line holding everything thats mine but I'd own the world you see if she believed in me I'd everything that a man could want I'd be so proud...

Hear that long lonesome train Whistle crying in the wind Hear that long lonesome sound That's become my only friend When it whispers out my name That's when the tears begin to roll Because the world out there awaits me And I know it's time to go Hear...

Met a baby with a smiling face She said "Baby, what's around your waist" It was my love whip And it's so hip Don't give me no lip Get out your love whip Took me home, took the phone off the hook She said "Baby come and take a look At my love whip" H...

There's some misinformation There's a lot of stuff going around There's a lot of people flapping' their jaw All over this town But none of those people Really know about me and you It's none of their business What you and I do Believe me baby You are...

It's been a long time since I wore this rattle snake smile And a lot of my friends haven't seen it in quite a while I feel my eyes rolling deep inside my head And there's a feeling of misconception in the air Yeah, I'm starting to see Yeah, I do believe...

Midnight blue sky, Misty bedroom eyes, Lips of red red wine, Kisses, all them mine. The native tongue of love, The native tongue of love, Instinct knows the meaning of, The native tongue of love! Striped venetian blind, Stripes of moonlight shine,...

Well New York City girls are pretty Man I got to get me one In New York City girls have style And they're a lot of fun And they're a lot of fun And they're a lot of fun And they're a lot of fun Women in their solos oh so nice Not far from downtown A...

Yeah you, tried to give it to me then, But that, was a long time way back when, And you, tried to give it to me again again again, But I didn't want it, I want it now right now right now right now right now right now. I want it now right now right now rig...

Hey baby I got a pig I got a pig and it's pink and big Hey baby I got a pig Yeah come on baby you and my pig Nurture my pig Now you talk that slop now baby And my pig he loves that slop Slop baby I got your slop Come on baby you and my pig Nurture m...

I can cover lots of ground in the octopus mode the octopus mode, the octopus mode I got the keys to the highway, the rules to the road the octopus mode, the octopus mode touch you here and touch you there anywhere by the ocean rocks I'll kiss you there...

Say my hearts full of lust, Say my brains goin' bad, You got your toy you got to use it use it use it, Cause you're drivin' me mad. I really wanna, Wanna see ya, Do it to yourself Right now whoa! Come on and work it baby, It's just me, It's not tha...

Is this old world that spins around No more than your treadmill for me I flap my wings to carry you I paddle your boat on the sea So witness now two worlds where I Can at least say a word about the trouble I see Is it a fantasy world where your the boss...

oh baby if you leave, you better not look back because if you do, you'll have a heart attack I ain't crying no more, I'm tired of being sad babe if you walk out, I'm gonna party mad yea, yea, yea I'll be party mad and for all the while you'll wish for wh...

Please don't take the baby to the liquor store It's not the kind of bottle he's been cryin' for Take our milk money and walk right out the door But please don't take the baby to the liquor store Don't need tequila candy with the worm inside It's hard for...

Crowded street, busy feet, hustle by him Downtown shoppers, Christmas is nigh And there he sits all alone on the sidewalk Hoping that you won't pass him by Should you stop, better not, much too busy You'd better hurry, my how time does fly And in the di...

It's a psychobilly freakout! Well, we're off, we're off, we're off! It's, it's, it's a psychobilly freakout! Well, we're off, we're off, we're off! I'll tell you what it is! (what is it God dang it!?) It's some kinda Texas psychobilly freakout that's wh...

It's a psychobilly freakout! Well, we're off, we're off, we're off! It's, it's, it's a psychobilly freakout! Well, we're off, we're off, we're off! I'll tell you what it is! (what is it God dang it!?) It's some kinda Texas psychobilly freakout that's wh...

Put it to me straight, Baby up and down Move in a circle, A-baby, 'round and 'round Wiggle them hips, baby, side to side Woo! and it's a crazy ride About to shake, baby, one more time And I'm just about to lose my mind Feels so good, baby, just can't...

please remember me when the sun goes down when the moon is round remember me please remember me when the last call rings when the fat lady sings remember me (x20) oh, remember me please remember me when the patrons last thats my habitat remembe...

I'm lookin' for revival Across cloudy sky I'm lookin' for the sunshine Teardrop in my eye I see my share of stormy days Now i think I do I'm just lookin' for a reason Believe I made it through I'm just lookin' for revival That's all that I can do I'm...

I maybe old but I'm twice as bold it in the atmosphere it there it's here say a pray for the weak so they may strong listen to the words, the words of this song a revolution under foot a revolution under foot ain't gonna stay where we been put a rev...

We're gonna tear down the mailbox Rip out the floor Smash out the windows and knock down the door We're gonna rock (Rock!) rock this joint We're gonna rock (Rock!) rock this joint We're gonna rock (Rock!) rock this joint We're gonna rock this joint toni...

Well I me my little chicken At the bar and grill, She said "hey, dad You really give me a thrill." I really love the way You sing that song Hey there cat Can we go whole hog. I said "Wait a minute kitty, I'm no cat, Well I'm a dog!" So I took the...

look out for the rumble strip look out for the rumble strip look out for the rumble strip look out for the rumble strip hey brother, brother, brother brother, you're riding it stop in for a cup of joe stop in for a cup of joe stop in for a cup of joe...

Oh, you better watch out You better not cry You better not pout I'm telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town He's making a list Checking it twice Gonna find out Who's naughty or nice Santa Claus is coming to town He sees you when you're sleeping He knows...

Well, Santa looked a lot like Daddy And Daddy looked a lot like him It's not the way I had him pictured Santa was much too thin He didn't come down the chimney Mama must have let him in Santa looked a lot like Daddy And Daddy looked a lot like him We...

I have a very dear friend. And I won? t say who he is, but he has a bad problem with women. (Oh no!) I want to tell you that this friend of mine just lusts for those women too much. This friend of mine, now, I said I won? t say who. Well just has a hard t...

I got an eight wheel coach that I'm able to drive I'm always ahead of my time to arive Great big stars I know them all real well I got a few stories I never will tell I know all the cheap stops to save the band on fuel A Silver Eagle bus and people think...

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made up my mind a long time ago Ain't no reason not to take it slow It took a long time but I learned what they like Once you've learned my lesson it's like ridin' a bike Slow, Slow, learn my lesson Slow, Slow I'm the doctor of squeeze and the wizard o...

theres someone in heaven to talk with today someone that know just the right thing to say you lived a full life, you fought the good fight theres someone in heaven to talk with tonight he'll look the same then will so will just as you did when your marri...

I've got a cup of Mississippi, And a hot rod cloud, A hat full of Texas, And a hot ride south. Going up to lousiana, With a pool room key, To see the beer drinking guru, Who put a spell on me. I got a spell on me! I got a spell on me! I got a Missi...

Say something wrong (spend a night in the box) Stay out to long (spend a night in the box) Stray out of line (spend a night in the box) Sway outta time (spend a night in the box) Veer those eyes at curly blonde locks Spend a night in the box (spend a nigh...

French fried shoe strings on a drunken cellar door. If these walls could talk, I'd listen to the floor. The bar stools proppin' up a twenty dollar whore, recantin' recitations from a lonesome tale of yore for a while... At the Starlight Lounge... A...

last night I had a run in with an old friend of mine everthing was cool, everyone was feeling fine yea then he went up and hit me with the old dance floor lawsutis pending won't be the same no more no! I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels for hitting me with a tru...

I've got a licoln continential lord you know thats right I've got a licoln continential Lord you know thats right gold chrome wheels paint cloressant white goin out to california to see the roadster show sogovia, texas 12 hundred miles to go i've got a...

It goes real fast But it sure feels good, It goes real fast But it sure feels good, It goes real fast But it sure feels good, It feels good. Born a bastard child, Nobody knows who's son, On the old Chisholm Trail, And he continues to run. She's a 32...

It goes real fast But it sure feels good, It goes real fast But it sure feels good, It goes real fast But it sure feels good, It feels good. Born a bastard child, Nobody knows who's son, On the old Chisholm Trail, And he continues to run. She's a 32...

You work 689 days in a row, 6 shows a day, 15 Minute breaks, Is that showbiz? No matter how bad you feel, You could have a fever and the dry heaves From that left handed cigarette And shot of old crow you did between the first and secon show. You cou...

Once we had love in the beginning Everything was just too good to be true Yeah, but we made the mistake at the beginning Of thinking love would stay bright and shiny new The room that we once shared is now your's only A guestroom for the cats, and kids, a...

Sunset lights the sky And there's a shadow over me Black clouds in the east And there's a twister underneath A long black limousine And there's a demon at the wheel And ol' sly Satan's in the back He says he wants to make a deal A fire breathing whis...

What evil thing The girl in blue What hellish pain She put me through My stomach's all tied up in knots She's so pretty, she's so hot Her pouting lips brought forth the seed Of the evil deed With curves that kill And eyes that sting The angels cry...

at the party in your head, sure that sounds like fun the carpet bagger brings, you party in the sun eye balls in full bloom, do you ever go to bed don't ever wind up dead, at the party in your head the party in your head the party in your head the party...

everyone ignore the girl in the chair with barrets in her hair of gold everyone ignores little questions she'll ask bout your grand deals tasks so bold buddy little girl out playing in the sun the tiny voice of reason is louder than your gun everyone...

Her eyes so sweetly gaze Her aura's halo ablaze But inside her anger no men should tread It's bound to kill you upon your burning bed. Oh yeah! You best get out og her way, Oh yeah! Now it's time to pray. So gently poised at the table with me Some lit...

my first love she left me all alone my second love she cut me to the bone my third forth and fifth lord tear me up above why am I unlucky in love? oh Lord forgive me I have sinned and my days may very well be near an end my unworthy lifes aren't to defe...

Come along with me to the Congo land Got a zebra by the tail and a python in my hand Once my home was a Texas plain But now I swing a lasso on an alien terrain Hottentons and pygmies know where to go Everybody's heading for the Watusi Rodeo Cowboys are...

we belong forever forever through eternity we belong forever forever just you and me trial and tribulation sorrow and some pain the two of us together we can weather wind and rain and we belong forever forever through eternity we belong forever fo...

ok lets go i see the flowers on vine and you come into my mind i see the colors blue and red and you pop into my head i see the swans out on the lake anything is all it takes seems that everything that i do is what is reminding me of you whats remind...

You didn't leave a bar of soap when you left me. You didn't even leave a towel so I could dry my face. You didn't even leave a plate for me to eat on. But you left all my empty beercans all over the place. You didn't leave my precious black and white TV s...

girl you can move it, you can move it around move it back and forth baby upside down girl you can make the mens heads turn round whole lotta baby in this one horse town whole lotta baby goin on whole lotta baby goin on whole lotta baby goin on I love y...

I got a wiggle stick, momma And you'll like it a lot I got a wiggle stick, momma And you'll like it a lot When I start to shake baby what I got You start to shake it with me honey Things get hot I got a whammy bar, momma And it's just your size I got...

You're telling me things That you're gonna do, Just like you told me all the time That you'd always be true. Telling me you and him Yes you're just freinds. Where do lies stop And the truth begins? Yeah right! Yeah right! Wear my cross up around y...