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aaaoh! desperate days see desperate ways aaaoh! i want more! you you you you you you really outdid (yourself) all of a sudden i understand all of a sudden i UNDERSTAND! aaaaoh! desperate days see desperate ways aaaaoh! i want more! you you you you you you m...

You will never be who I am You may never see what I can Probably never be everything you are We cannot agree on anything Everything you do is better Everything you say is right Anything I do, just won't do Still you find a way to justify Negative criticism N...

Arsenio huff huff huff Arsenio huff huff who's the guest this week, Arsenio? who's the guest this week? could it, could it be.. Magic Johnson? call 1-800-collect.. save yourself a buck or two 

Oh, I thought that you'd be proud of me But no, you just instill more doubt in me I knew that I could make it through like I needed to But I never thought that you'd be blocking my fucking way If wishes were horses Then beggars would ride Beggars would ride...

big sky look down upon the people looking up at the big sky everybody pushing one another around big sky feels sad when he sees the children scream and cry but big sky's too big to let it get him down big sky too big to cry big sky too high to see people like...

Can't you see through what they say It sounds too good to be true So don't say I didn't warn you Don't say that I didn't say so Remember what you said that day (?)*How convincing you were (?)*But convincing doesn't equal... (?) Hey! What the fuck? Hey man! T...

me Cheif Smoke 'Em Rot live on reservation me buy big sixty dry them on the navajo food dehydrater then we shred em up then we stuff them in a pesa pipe then they smoke em rot Cheif Smoke 'Em Rot smoke alotta Rot Cheif Smoke 'Em Rot need a big neckboard smok...

Yo..Yo..Yo..UH.. Yeah.. Yo.. Yo.. Word..Yo.. Hey.. is this thing on? (Yo) Can't hear nothing.. Hey my boy engineer, Turn that shit up..Yo, ya hear what he's saying? Yo engineer (engineer) Turn my shit up (turn my boy's shit up!) Turn his headphones up motherfu...

Sorry, why should I be sorry I'm not sorry Just because you think I'm wrong Sorry, doesn't mean I'm fucking wrong Sorry for nothing There's always something Some one, some where some where, Don't care Discrepancies not often seen Smile and a hand shake Turn...

sometimes i run all over the place punch myself in the head sometimes i run around the stage kick myself in the face sometimes ill trip on the cord and fall down sometimes ill just sit here and beat myself with the microphone every night i stay up late until...

Put up your wall, mother fucker Maybe I won't see through it Or maybe I will, Who knows Put on your act, bitch Maybe I won't see through that shit Put up your wall, mother fucker Maybe I won't see through it or maybe I will, who knows Put on your act bitch B...

My dreams come in every shape And when I close my eyes I can't help what I come to realize That everything starts making sense If I have something I'm trying to forget Regret won't let me let it go I can't shake it until I awake Until I awake Cut loose from...

poke him with a hot stick drag him around by his fucking neck sit him next to the campsite karosine, not gasoline haygar, its okay he'll burn anyway he will still BURN he will still BURN he will still BURN ..like a motherfucker.. he will still BURN he will st...

Don't tell Johnny that I put this on here Because he doesn't know that I put this on here 

The people I know, I don't know yet. This becomes clear, and its becoming clearer. I never thought I had to so I never paid attention. (?) the people I love, I don't know yet as this becomes clear, you pulled out the rug from under me, then I knew, that I neve...

I don't think you really mean it It's the things you say It's the things you do It's the things you promise That never seem to come true I don't think you really mean it I don't think you really mean it It's the things you say It's the things you do It's t...

Not too hard (?) so hard i blew my wad Oh shit, I fell down Broke my ass and broke my crown Your balls have dropped Now your doomed Whats a boy sposed to do? Groan around, Obsolescent Not your fault, don't regret it! Your no long so don't admit it and your...

Fucking jox, you're homophobes Smack his ass, leave me alone Going far and catch that pass Score the point and win the game at last Feeling big now, beat me down I'm sick of jox, let's turn it around Now you're the nerdy, insecure, bitch And I'm the one's who...

clean your bedroom clean the bathroom do the dishes do the laundry this is my house these are my rules you'll do as i say because you're my slave pick this shit up this is my house do what i say when i say this is my house these are my rules do as i say.. bit...

listen to me while i move my arms no, listen to me when i move my ears listen to me while i move my leg listen to me when i move my toes.. no! dont listen to him (listen to meee)wait! listen to me! (don't listen to him) Listen to me! listen to me while i mov...

I never said I was Anymore than I am It's the point of no return No return, no return, no return NO, don't look back No no no, don't hold back You take what you can and then you never let it go They know you won't fucking stop Until you run the show You t...

Gotta go slow Gotta go slow Pig without wings Is just another pig And a prick that's not hard Is just another dick Open real wide and in goes my fist Wasn't that just so delicious Peddling backwards, great exercise Monopoly's a way of life for some That per...

sometimes i like to sit at home with a can of chrome polish put a little of the polish on a cloth then rub it back and forth across the chrome ya know, i should have wrote some lyrics down for this song.. why.. i dunno Polish the chrome Polish the chrome Pol...

Pump your brain full of lead poisoning Nothing to gain nothing to loose so choose to enjoy this song I made What I want to know is where's the fucking manual Said there'd be a solution to all this fucking noise pollution Grind the gears Turn the wheels Spin...

I don't give a fuck what you think's great Fuck what you've learned Fuck what youd say We get lead around (the fucking run-around) and expected not to complain I don't give a fuck what you think's great Fuck what you've learned fuck what you say We get lead a...

Come in close, So you can see everyone I can do without It's been a long time in the making Procrastination fucks yourself You're fucking me My fucking luck My fucking god You fucking twat Shit so deep, shit's all you see Fuck everybody Hit one I'm up and se...

Everyone I looked up to Had a white moustache and tophat to match I might laugh if I had a chance Might laugh if I had a chance Everyone I looked up to Had a white moustache and tophat to match I might laugh if I had a chance Might laugh if I had a chanc...

A tarnish rep's worse Than a punch to the gut My stomach's churning Here comes the throw-up Into your mouth Taste the fear A friend, is a friend is a friend, is a friend Is a One more line One more chaser One more line One more chaser One more line One more...

Check your rearview and make sure there's no cops within view And then don't stop There's pedal to the right, push it floor Get a jammer so the speed won't clock Fuck the cops, this system sucks Vicki Kohaulis can suck my balls That bitch is sick Testimony t...

Some go without Ever having to deal Without never stealing a meal With everything at their disposal Still, life is terrible Sometimes at times unbearable Sit down, shut up And quit your whining Open your eyes And look around It's kind of surprising Is that...

There's always a point To the undertones Right or wrong Neither lasts for long Explanations don't work We must be shown Fear to speak Because we stand alone Secluded Acting like a drone When a hand is handed No love is shown Shit doesn't matter Just let it...

No trust and no know Whatever I had but never again Nothing was meant Whatever I say goes right to your head Something's got to give right now Nothing can stop me and this I know But at times... It's hard to keep my head up Oh! Don't think so! You can't get...

Take a good hard look at yourself bitch Then take a good hard look at me, you see, what to do you see? Take a good hard look at yourself baby Then take a good hard look at me, you see, what to do you see? you FUCKED you FUCKED you FUCKED damnit.. you FUCKED d...

Move that shit, just move that shit Just do that shit, just do that shit Shake it, shake it You heard me, that's right. A B C D E You lookin' up at me. Jewel's are shining, platinum smilin' Rims are spinin' Stupid fucking I'm full of shit, I'm full of shit R...

Day in, day out, try to teach you but you never want to learn, so crash and burn. Can't get the fact that you're faced with life. Now why didn't you fucking learn? I'm a useless piece of shit; it's passed down my family tree. Retarded, ignorance is bliss...

Okay.. Were gonna start the bidding at 100 dollars can i get 100? i see 100 125? 125 150? yes you there in the back 175? 175 200 dollars? you for 200 dollars Do i hear 225? 225 250? 300? going once going twice SOLD Sold to the man with the faggot hair sold to...

drive ride drive ride drive ride drive ride drive ride drive ride sick of fuckin havin to drive everywhere all the time everybody never havin any money bitch you know the time, its so damn hot seat's stuck to my back but I DONT GIVE A FUCK drive ride drive rid...

Please Jesus Christ almighty please empower me with your ultimate forces Eat me for lunch then they fuck me for diner Oh no no please please tell me that I am a winner Dream do not come true at least not for me I don’t ask for much motherfucker give me someth...

Just pass the torch And say thanks You had your time But it's gone now And you can't pick up the pace Sentence me to see Your inability Pull the cord out End your misery Stick a fork in you, boo-ya Almost done with your run Well, you had your fun Now it's t...

Everyone's grown up and left me behind, that's fine alone, and I put in some time. Imagination that runs my life enough, I'm already not quite right Everyone's grown up and left me behind, that's fine alone, and I put in some time. Imagination that runs my...

Get outta the way honky Get out of the way Get outta the way honky Cracker I got a red-ass For you to suck Get outta the way honky Get out of the way Get outta the way honky Cracker I got a red-ass For you to suck Ghetto bitch No education, ignorant Scream...

Rave. Rave. Rave. Rave. Rave. Rave. Rave. Rave. Rave. Rave. Rave. Rave. Touch me, I'm blowing up Touch me, I'm blowing up Touch me, I'm blowing up Touch me, I'm blowing up Touch me, I'm blowing up Touch me, I'm blowing up Touch me, I'm blowing up Touch me, I'...

Zorro.. the sun is so bright in my eyes if you're a dude he'll cut Z in your chest and if you're a chick he'll slash them straps right off your dress cut a Z in your chest cut a Z in your chest slash them straps right off your dress slash them straps right of...