Rehab

Well I'm sorry and I apologize for any pain I may have caused you and I made you my enemy but now I need you as my friend and I've been wrong for so long not to ask for your forgiveness and if you don't accept, I'll understand but I need to make amends but I n...

Ohhh...yeah, yeah...yea boy...look a here... Man, I done ten more lines than Etch-A-Sketch in my time better catch you fetchin' by nine; better blast your right mind if soft makes you feel hard; hard makes you feel soft got a fifty, a pack of cigarettes, a bre...

Everybody gather 'round, cuz you know we'a fin' to do this thang fo' reezy some ser'ous. Put ?cha money in ya shoe and it won't get wet. Come on. Here comes a man across the field, honey Here comes a man across the field, babe Here comes a man across the field...

I strike up a full sprint with the day the planet turns to ashes breathing down my neck hellish degrees and armageddon summer running with fhleestax with weed stacks and the get yours mentality suppress fear grind gears weakness is opportunity saditty bitch pa...

Law dawg done run me outta town got a hot case of Mickey's and the hammer down if he get me, then he got me, didn't even kiss my mama left that white girl in the house Law dawg done run me outta town got a hot case of Mickey's and the hammer down if he get me,...

Man, what time is it? Chico and The Man blah, blah, blah Holy shit! Chico and The Man blah, blah, blah I shouldn't a drank all that shit last night Chico and The Man blah, blah, blah Aw Another day, same couch rib cushions my feet pop tart and milk great 'frid...

SITTIN? ON THE CORNER OF 33RD AND UTTER HELL YOU AINT KILLED NOBODY TODAY, BUT I AINT WELL HANGIN? UP ON STRIPPERS, WORKIN ON MY 3RD BOTTLE OF LIQUOR YOU SMELLIN? LIKE CAT LITTER, STILL BITTER WALK AROUND THE EARTH STRESSED I'VE BEEN BUGGIN? SINCE I FELL OUT O...

Today, we'd like to welcome you to the funeral of wack motherfuckers worldwide your days are numbered And everybody wants to be there but no one wants to stay around 'cause everybody feels defeated every time we come around we're the shit And everybody wants t...

I've gotta drinkin' problem man one mouth and two hands And an empty can I ain't got no loochie loochie And yall don't understand I'm just a simple man Doin' the best I can without no loochie I'm feelin' that funny feelin' again within walkin' me to the k...

Paging Dr. Bender Paging Dr. Bender Paging Dr. Bender please We gonna get up outta here now Come on come on come on come on Come on come on come on come on There's a good nigga Stop dat bitch Stop Damn right across – damn look at her ass too Oh forget it, come...

Falling in love, such sweet sorrow Here's a little something from me You know there's an old saying If you love something, set it free If it doesn't comes back, hunt it down and KILL IT Ever since I seen you fucking my brother I can't have a normal conversatio...

Always schemin' to make real my dreamin' Oh, since my conscience ?? Run and hide, live a lie Never cry, I got devil eyes All I despise, quick to criticize I want it all and I want it now Solitude and sin Calm my nerves with gin Sleep, wake up, and do it all a...

You know they say hell hath no fury like a woman scorned So vengeful, and mother Earth has been done wrong And I think she sick, yo, she's pukin' up lava Her nerves tremble along fault lines ready to drop An entire city of filth that's been forced upon her We...

Chuck Janke (Brooks Buford): Well, it's been a hell of a game thus far, Wink. Wink Dinkerson (Danny Boone): Yeah, it sure has Chuck. You know, Brooks Buford was a three-time white chip All-American at Alberta Baptist Technical School for the Blind. CJ: Hmmm. W...

NICODERM PATCH AND A MARLBORO RED WILD TURKEY OUT THE BOTTLE GAUZ COVERS WHERE THE WRISTS BLED BEGGED AND PLED AND FLED ROCKIN? A HOSPITAL GOWN BRAIN DEAD HITTCHED A RIDE WITH A GUY NAMED FRED HEY FRED, FUCK THAT REHAB SHIT CAUSE I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT PEACE...

I tried to be cool, I tried to maintain let you sit up in my head and rent space in my brain I chilled to keep from bashin' car windows and crashin' that's why you see me dashin', i hate to be lashin' out of fashion besides i'd rather let it ride and take a co...

How come everything good goes to bits how come everybody wantin' me to quit any why is it that only the good die any why do I gotta always get high How come everything good goes to bits how come everybody wantin' me to quit any why is it that only the good die...

Waking up grumpy and dirty, hung over from last night, eww! don't remember what happened, but there looks like there was a fight my eyes are are all swollen, I've bruises all over my abdomen and on top of all that I don't know whose house I'm in, huh? what a w...

Muthafucka I love to cuss Muthafucka I love to cuss Well, you can lick my ass and you can suck my balls Muthafucka I love to cuss Hey! Muthafuck you too! Muthafucka I love to cuss! 85 more been riding too long And I gotta take a shit I told my man Brooks "Yo,...

Because of what you have done the heaven's have become a part of man's world and as you talk to us from the Sea of Tranquility it inspires us to bring peace and tranquility to Earth you're go for landing, over Coming down I put a hole in my soul and I done hea...

Spinning into infinity I drink my cup of mushroom tea See the stars flirting 'round My vision Time for me to fly This is my mission Tonight Can you tell me where my mind is? Is is over there? Is it over here? Is it between my ear? Is it in my beer? I'm out of...

(Brooks Buford) W-F-U-K AM 420 now interrupts your regular radio programming for broadcast of the One Duck County Demon game. Chuck Janke (Brooks Buford): Hey pussies, and welcome to the first game of the new season. I'm Chuck Janke. Wink Dinkerson (Danny Boon...

Da da da da daaa...da da daaa...da da daaaa... Sittin' in traffic, another day of feelin' nothin', Trying to find somethin', I guess it's back to huffin' paint and model glue, oh how I die when I look at you smilin', lovin' life and all I know is blue, rainy...

Two, Three Don't try to be the best man, be the best that you can 'cause number one ain't nothing but the opinion of man and a man loves death and hate crime and pain and kids are into theft and long lines of 'caine insanity, profanity, ecstacy and blasphemy b...

High on coaine drunk drivin' in the rain Goin' north in the southbound lane Railroad crossing I out run the train Holdin' pain golden grain Danno Malone's the name In my chest gotta flame a collage of photos is in my brain My temper is fire and propane No sham...

[Hook:] This will be my last tattoo To cover the memory of someone I thought I'd always need Cover her name with a smoking gun Make it hurt as much as possible and make it bleed Just can't take it no more feelin' numb Woke up face on the floor I was dumb Cut...

Well it's just another lawn chair high It's just another lawn chair high And I'm sittin' in the carport Lookin' down the driveway Watchin' all the cars go by And it's alright...it's alright And it's alright...it's alright Hey Reese, check this out And while th...

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you and fuck you State your religious background I don't believe in shit Life is hell I'm wearing oven mits When I'm rubbing the tits Earth is a materialistic bitch This whole totem-pole society's an oxymoron Operation Cl...

An excess rules everything I do So tell me how can I be more like you Cause all of this don't seem to bother you So tell me how can I be more like you The lights are on but nobody's home If I'm mad, well them my mouth foam Cover my transportation in chrome Un...

MS. JONES MS. JONES GOTTA YELLOW BIRD GOTTA PRETTY YELLOW BIRD THAT SHE BE KEEPIN? IN A CAGE MS. JONES GOTTA YELLOW BIRD BUT SHE DON'T WANT HER PRETTY YELLOW BIRD TO GET LAID GET LAID, GET LAID BUT A B BOY'S GOTTA GET PAID GET PAID, GET PAID SEEN HER AT THE C...

My addiction makes me piss on floors and go home with these scabby whores i took to much LSD now i'm in I C U at MRE Cocaine and Coors come out my pores Pukin in the kitchen down on all 4's My heads an earthquake i sweat and shake Ashes on a coke can ready to...

I lost it all, my brain, life, my balls for y'all no more phone calls I walk alone, along 'cross the long hauls the alcohol stars the show the strip-malls, the hos, the strippers and spit balls and pit falls I done fell through I went to hell for you probably...

(spoken) You can do pretty much whatever you want. You can fuck my ass. = (Oh my GOD! Jeez!) You can cum in my mouth. (Ohh, Lord!) Whatever = you want to do. Just keep it out of my hair. Now that's love (big dick in your mouth all day) Ok! We can do an eight a...

Come on, come on, come on, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah You turn away when I come around I ain't even looked at you when I look at you , you look down look crazy, tell me who are you? I get this shit 'cause when I hear a sound Brooks, "Kill everybody" people talkin'...

You say I am narcissistic and cold hearted, well yeah maybe But I don't give a damn about you this much is true My vision is blurry and my thoughts are hazy baby I know I'm stupid so I am must be smarter than you Keep your advise leave me alone and don't (rat...

When I was twelve, while checking the mail I was admirin' the car of the man next door And thinkin' to myself, man, one of these days I'm gonna have me a house like that, with a big red door And his yard was mowed, and his grass was green And the driveway was...

This just in...As the war continues in Afghanistan, two guys have been spotted over the Appalachian Mountains; acting like complete idiots; drinking beer and eating Vienna sausages. Holy mackerel, who cares? It's best to believe when the love can't leave that...

What the fuck is wrong with you I can't see through the shit you do I turn my back and you come in my house and try to snatch my baby You really want to go to war? Fine! push you back on your own land mines blackbirds with your frickin? hand signs tomahawk to...

And I'm runnin' for an earhole looking for the exit sign to outside my mind Everybody wants to talk and I want peace when I want to be alone you call on me and I'm tryin' to breathe through Brillo pad lungs when I want to go to sleep that's when daylight comes...

I AM THE EVERYTHING THE ALL KNOWING THE OMNIPOTENT ONE I WATCH THE FIELDS I DO NOT FEEL I CIRCUMNAVIGATE EVERYONE I AM THE SCARECROW, ALONE AND DISCONNECTED YOU STARE RIGHT PAST ME UNDETECTED I AM ONLY HERE WHEN YOU EXPECT IT NOWHERE MAN I LIVE INVISIBLE AND F...

when i woke up this morining you was long good gone i thought you heard me say you was my vertebrae my back bone but ?bon? the dawn feels wrong, the night ain't right the phone ain't on and you broke out last night left a note sayin' you won't hang on, you jus...

Bar tender I really did it this time Broke my parole to have a good time When I got home it was 6 a.m. The door was locked so I kicked it in She was trippin' on the bills I think she was high on some pills She threw my shit out into the yard The she called me...

Whatcha want girl? Whatcha need girl? Here go, come here Don't act like that I'm so dizzy My head is spinning She's so fine that it should be a sin Good Lordy shorty, sure lookin' sporty I keep knockin', knockin' but you won't let me in Whooo I be dog-gone Hel...

And the grass is always greener on the other side Ummm'And one is too many and a million just ain't enough and I get high for the feeling or could it be the lack thereof could it be the lack thereof now this delirium with all the trimming and I'm sure that I h...

Ya'll want that? Are you sure you wanna go there? You sure you wanna go there? I've sat in many places, studied many faces, discovered over time that my mouth went tasteless, but I'm a make this vision of mine's shine stand in the way of mine's, and I'ma accep...

and breathin's overrated stormchasin and its gettin later i used to love her now i hate her shes a brainraider fallin in a crater of lost memories im so out of hand i dont even fuck with me im goin trippin drunk and slippin sleepin in ditches switchin prescrip...

A history of stillness, a blood-line of mental illness I'd rather be a fraud and be happy than be known as the realest till the same dark day for my mother and my mother's mother and Brooks; I can't get out of bed but I can write hooks wife's a maniac but she'...

Satisfaction is power over everything and I'm powerless Gluttony hasn't gone out of style since the fall of man We scratch and claw we steal and kill ambitions caused When one can't forget the magnitude of his fist high And I'm thinkin' again Trying to unravel...

[Chorus x2] This town is my home,it,s deep in my soul Thats why I'm at home, even when im on the road [Verse 1] Grew up in the backdrop,of a small town Nissan truck, dropped down Volkswagon Rabbit, with the top down Sittin on BBS's, how that sound Yeah, yall...

We ain't come to play, get outta the way or where you stand is right where you'll lay I want to see your arm's movin' side to side you want to win, then be on my side we ain't come to play, get outta the way or where you stand is where you'll lay I want to see...

[Hook:] We live like there ain't no tomorrow No regrets, no time for the sorrow Keep movin one foot in front of the other We all looking for something Hey, hey, hey I'm in the center lane on a freeway My radiator blown on a 100 degree day And I'm more in a hu...

I've tried it all twice or more Told the lies and hit the floor Broken down, What is real? Hoping doubt try to kill Each other in the war that's in My head I've heard from all my sins Grin and bare the pain and angst Sort through all my brain's complai...