Phoebe Buffay
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12 Years Old And Addicted to Pork
Twelve years old and addicted to pork No one thought Monica would marry She knew her way around a knife and a fork
A Few of My Favorite Things
Raindrops on roses and rabbits and kittens Bluebells and sleighbells and something with mittens La la la something with string These are...
Argentina Song
And there’s a country called Argentina It’s a place I’ve never seen But I'm told for fifty pesos You can buy a human spleen Human spleen Olé!
Babies
They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch Soon they'll grow up and resent you so much Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why And you cry and you cry and you cry And you cry and you cry and you cry
Barnyard Animals
Oh the cow in the meadow goes moo Oh the cow in the meadow goes moo Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up And that's how we get hamburgers Now chickens!
Bi-sexuals
Sometimes men love women And sometimes men love men Then there are bi-sexuals Though some just say they're kidding themselves La la la la la la la la la la
Blackout
New York City has no power And the milk is getting sour But to me that is not scary ‘Cause I stay away from dairy La la la la la la la la la la
Cremated Mother
My mother's ashes, even her eyelashes Are resting in a little yellow jar And sometimes when it's breezy Or when I'm feeling sneezy And now I...
Crusty Old Man
...And the crusty old man said, I'll do what I can And the rest of the rats played maracas
Don't
There'll be times when you get older When you'll want to sleep with people Just to make them like you but don't 'Cause that's another thing That you don't wanna do Everybody! That's another thing That you don't wanna do
Emma
Emma, your name poses a dilemma 'Cause not much else rhymes with Emma Maybe the actor Richard Crenna He played the commanding officer in Rambo Happy Birthday Emma!
Endless Love (Duet with Chandler)
Chandler: I’ll hold you close in my arms I can’t resist your charm And love Phoebe: Love Chandler & Phoebe: I’ll be a fool for you I’m sure, you know I don’t mind Chandler: No, you know I don’t mind Chandler & Phoebe: And yes! You mean the wor...
First Time I Met Chandler
First time I met Chandler I thought he was gay But here I am singing On his wedding day
Grandma
Now Grandma's the person who everyone likes She bought you a train and a bright shiny bike But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner Now your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru But the truth is...
Holiday Song
Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap He said, all you need is to write them a song Now you haven't heard it yet, so don't try to sing along So don't sing along Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah Saw Sa...
Jingle B*tch
Jingle bitch screwed me over Go to hell jingle whore Go to hell, go to hell Go to hell, hell, hell
Little Black Curly Hair
I found you in my bed How'd you wind up there? You are a mystery Little black curly hair Little black curly hair Little black, little black Little black, little black Little black curly hair
Little Fetus
Are you in there little fetus? In nine months will you come greet us? I will buy you some Adidas
Love
Love is sweet as summer showers Love is a wondrous work of art But your love oh your love, your love Is like a giant pigeon crapping on my heart La la la la la la la la la la
My Coma Guy
You don't have to be awake to be my man As long as you have brain waves I'll be there to hold your hand Though we just met the other day There's something I have go to say...
Parading Goats
Parading goats are parading, Parading down the street. Parading goats are parading, Leaving little treats.
Shower
I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song Stop me if you've heard it My skin is soapy and my hair is wet And Tegrin spelled backward is Nirget Lather, rinse, repeat And lather, rinse, repeat And lather, rinse, repeat As needed
Smelly Cat
Smelly cat, smelly cat What are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat It's not your fault They won't take you to the vet You're obviously not their favorite pet Smelly cat, smelly cat It's not your fault You may not be a bed of roses You're not f...
Snowman
I made a man with eyes of coal And a smile so bewitchin’ How was I supposed to know That my mom was dead in the kitchen? La la la la la la la la la la
Sticky Shoes
My favorite shoes, so good to me I wear them everyday Down at the heel, holes in the toes Don't care what people say My feet's best friends, pals to the end With them I'm one hot chicky Though late one night, not much light I stepped in something icky...
The Woman Smelled Like Garbage
It wasn’t just that she was fat The woman smelled like garbage Everyone! It wasn’t just that she was fat The woman smelled like garbage
They Found Their Bodies
And they found their bodies the very next day They found their bodies the very next day La la la la la la la la la la
Two Heart Attacks
It only takes two heart attacks To finally make you see One of them won't do it But the second one will set you free Tell all your hate and anger It's time to say goodbye And that is just what I will do As soon as those bastards I work for die La l...
Two of Them Kissed Last Night
There was a girl we'll call her Betty And a guy let's call him Neil Now I can't stress this point too strongly This story isn't real Now our Neil must decide Who will be the girl that he casts aside Will Betty be the one who he loves truly Or will it b...