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20th Century Schizofriendic Revengoid-man

[Intro] One, two, three, four [Verse 1] I can't go to work today 'Cause I've forgotten how to human (Ah) I've chosen not to make revenge art anymore I'm cured of schizofriendia I'd love to be the anxiety-free Happiness man, man, that's not me [Choru...

A Collection Of Poems About Water

The crowd gathers the rain The crowd gathers inside the rain The sky is green Greener than a gardener's dream The grass is green Together they sing Gaily gaily glee gaily glee gaily gaily glee Green glass fish glide cream colored glass Umi ni uka...

A Dreamy Day Of Daydreaming Of You

You're my muse you're my silly goose and every day is a dreamy day of daydreaming of you. You're my one you're my honey bun and every day is a dreamy day of daydreaming of you. I can dream of you without snoring and I'm lucky that that's true. Because every...

A Question For Emily Foreman

Emily do you think it's safe to guess that you'll be different from the rest Emily I don't know if you're truly make believe but my mind is open to you anyhow Oh someday I will say the following words to you Emily you're very different from the rest you...

A Sentence Of Sorts In Kongsvinger

I spent the winter on the verge of a total breakdown While living in Norway I felt the darkness of the black metal bands But being such fawn of a man I didn't burn down any old churches Just slept way too much, just slept My mind rejects the frequency It's st...

Advice From A Divorced Gentleman To His Bachelor Friend Considering Marriage

You should stay away from roses And be careful to avoid chocolate hearts Keep distant from romantic notions Cause that's where love most often starts Be sure to steer clear of diamonds And mink coats are most certainly out too For if she goes in for...

Alter Eagle

I went to Lille Saw "Clash of the Titans" Cracked the egg I was born in There was nothing inside it yet Just a face for a name I forget Hold my place while I Check my style in an eagle shaped mirror! Can I help you? Yeah, I'm looking for some neon pr...

An eluardian instance

Does she know does she know that I am not just searching for some first-time high? I know it's all about perceptions And i accept you as my very first mover I remember riding bikes on coaster island Planning midnight raids on the swedish plum trees That...

An Epistle To A Pathological Creep

He'd explain to you but it would take too long Why he is right and everybody else is wrong He'd endeavor friend to make your mind correct He'd try but he thinks it would take too long too long It's probably simple math that keeps him on his elevated path...

An Erroneous Escape Into Erik Eckles

The octopus in your purse is cursing like an evil sailor But remember the knife is worse for the editors of movie trailers And if you want me to I'll help it's all the same to me just tell me if you want me to If you keep killing God in your eye people...

An Ill-Treated Hiccup

the cats are crying at the screen door the neighbors are revving up their cars the world is just exploding now with people and all of their noises are just drowning out- the cat's still crying at the screen door i was just a hiccup in the rain then you...

An Ode To The Nocturnal Muse

I love to sleep I love my bed cause it brings strange dreams to me and life's much better when I'm asleep I can see anything don't have to worry about anything I know you love to sleep you love your pillows cause they bring sweet dreams to you and life's...

Art Snob Solutions

What's up directors? Grab your knives! It's time to take all all of the lives Of the people who cannot see the somnolent genius of Tarkovsky Come on authors grab your guns! It's time to murder everyone who has never heard of Apollinaire Send them all to h...

At Night Trees Aren'T Sleeping

Everything is falling apart, yes I am Watching me watch birds watch people. I wear my bowtie to bed, Because I'm waiting for the gorgeous young man Hiding in the spaces. That darkness hides gorgeous young men. Everything is falling apart, yes I am Wat...

Baby

I'm so glad I have you to think of, To channel all my loving energy into. Even though my feelings aren't returned, And in time I won't think about you this way, That still doesn't stop me, If just for now, wishing we were each other's baby. I feel th...

Barely Asian At The Beefcake Horizon

When I was looking for the rainbow Staring at the gorilla I thought we'd share some sundae oh but you ate it all And I was so scared to fall but you were some kind of domino And it was easy so easy so easy to care when you were always there it wa...

Belle Glade Missionaries

The blade missionaries are here to steal your cocaine You better send your malaria to puncture their brains and Send them back to where they came from Send them back to the souvenirs of disease From your first psychotic episode to your chugging your schiz...

Bunny Ain't No Kind of Rider

Saw her at Go kissing girls, what a shock Said "You must be an artist" She muttered her reply I was judging her friend as the DJ played a dead jam No one wants to dance, they're outside Smoking cigarettes Matthew was there, yes He gave me the eye, sayi...

Buried With Me

Writing your name in the fog on my bedroom window Speaking to voices of her in the dark I know that there is nobody here so why am I crawling on the floor Its a lonely life One that warps me with each minute that passes One that I really shouldn't share...

Butterscotching Mr. Lynn

I like you cause you look like a giraffe stretching out it's neck to get to fruit in a tall tree. You're always occupied with girly things your room is filled with girly posters of teen idols and roller coasters and funny things like that you've got a red a...

Carmillas of Love

[Chorus] 'Cause we are Carmillas of love We will stay together, forever suckin' on us together Yes, the Blood Splattered Bride La Novia Ensangrentada, or literally to die of pleasure The sometimes bathetic acting erased his teen from Sister Lovers Sauf l...

Casualty Of You

How can I tolerate looking you in the eyes How you've evolved no tears at heart It's not fair shouldn't be like this You shouldn't be so compulsed I know you should be more awkward I hate you for pinning this up Making me feel what I know just isn't true Yo...

Cato As A Pun

Cato, play with my head I won't know the difference If we're living in the novelist Or statistician Cato, mess with my concepts My inner vision Like a strobing light Please confuse my every decision I can't even pretend that you are my friend What h...

Charlie And Freddy

Freddy: Look, Charlie, all I'm saying is, she's nothing special. Well, I see ten girls a day just like her out on the thoroughfare. Charlie: Well, I don't think there's any girl out there like Elizabeth. And even if there were, well, how would I find her? H...

Christmas Is Only Good

I got dolls with silk and sashes then I tore Out their eyelashes Mom would wonder if I was evil when I'd Covet my brother's Kenievel Christmas time is filled with joy but only if You're a little boy I got a rocket and a fire truck how I always Cursed...

Christmas Isn't Safe For Animals

Is Christmas safe? Is Christmas safe? Is Christmas safe for animals? Soft and squishy animated mammals Tapping so lightly on their teeth with a gun My god, are they cold? Is Christmas safe? Is Christmas safe? Is Christmas safe for animals? Crippled w...

City Bird

City bird, haven't you heard? Hasn't anybody told you? The city blocks can't hold you Your place is in the sky, how can I show you? City bird, haven't you heard of the boundlessness of your freedom? The sky is your blue kingdom You neglect your wings li...

Climb The Ladder

When I'm caught in a net and I haven't a clue All I've got to do is climb the ladder to you Climb the Ladder When there are ghosts in my coat and everything is askew All I've got to do is climb the ladder to you Climb the ladder to you All of these face...

Colossus

Your mother hung herself in the National Theater When she was four months pregnant with your sister Who would have been thirteen years old today Does that make you feel any less alone in the world? Your dad, I'm sure, he tried his best He thought you'd b...

Coquet coquette

Coquet coquette, you know I won't forget How you kissed me strange to prove you were mythical My coquet, you used my voice as your ugly vehicle Coquet coquette, you know I won't forget How you hurt me twice to prove you were cynical My Coquet, you are...

Cutie Pie

You are my cutie pie, my cutie pie, yes you are You are my cutie pie, my cutie pie, yes you are You'll be my cutie pie until the day I die I hope that's a long time, cause I dont wanna die You are my cutie pie, my cutie pie, yes you are You are my cutie...

Death Dance Of Omipapas And Sons For You

I want to dance so I don't have to think anymore about the steam cleaned caterpillar in the pinafore I want to dance till the meanings of words are replaced by the snobbish foppish dandies with discriminating taste taking lady's place and bouncing her face...

Death Of A Shade Of A Hue

Over a sea of grief Scarlet died, above her dying mind were fossilfied memory imprints of her favorite day, for a minute I stayed watching this brilliant display, until a god with a broom came and swept them away. In their bereavement all of her colorful...

Deliberate Self-harm Ha Ha

[Verse 1] The treatment, it did nothing for me Nothing I recall I'd feel just like a sociopath If I was feeling anything at all Pain won't make you beautiful And pain won't make you strong I knew that you thought both were true And I guess I just playe...

Did You See His Name?

Did you see his name in the local paper, Stole a tin of beans, From a cut-priced grocery store. The judge said he must pay, So he put him on probation, And the paper gave his name. Did you see his name in the criminal section, And the center page. Gav...

Disconnect the dots

Come disconnect the dots with me, poppet Come disconnect the dots Come disconnect the dots with me, poppet Come disconnect the dots It's so beautiful Our lunacy It's so beautiful 

Disguises

I used to know everything about you But today, when I tried to point you out to one of my friends I picked the wrong girl again Don't see you in the crowd anymore I think it's you, but I can't be sure You're wearing disguises Occasionally, a girl surpris...

Doing Nothing

Nothing, we're doing nothing sitting and wondering why nothing's happening Everyone was there in a wooden chair doing nothing Still doing nothing, drinking, smoking nothing's happening No one seems to care in their wooden chair doing nothing I go w...

Don't Ask Me To Explain

How will I ever know you enough to love you if you're hiding who you are? Don't ask me to explain. Who are you hiding you from, across the table with a penny in each eye? Don't ask me to explain. I'd like to marry all of my close friends, And live in a...

Don’t Let Me Die In America

[Verse 1] I don't wanna die in Jacksonville Don't wanna die in Omaha Don't wanna die in Morgantown [Chorus] Don't let me die in America Don't let me die in America I don't even wanna haunt this place Don't let me die in America I don't wanna die in A...

Dreamy Day Of Day Dreaming

You're my muse you're my silly goose and every day is a dreamy day of daydreaming of you. You're my one you're my honey bun and every day is a dreamy day of daydreaming of you. I can dream of you without snoring and I'm lucky that that's true. Because everyone...

Du Og Meg

She fell in love with a boy Who spoke a second language And who lived across the ocean In the evil empire He awoke her sleeping heart And swept away the darkness An acute fear of flying couldn't keep her away She landed on her feet And joined his fle...

Eros' Entropic Tundra

All I ever get is sad love while watching all my friends find their happy love I don't understand why I should be without love All I ever get is sad love always falling for the ones who feel nothing for me Sometimes I think I should just forget about love...

Everyday Feels Like Sunday

Everyday feels like Sunday baby everyday feels so good Everyday feels like Sunday baby everyday feels so good I'm further and further away from the fall everyday And for years I bowed I could not sleep so very well Even standing up I crawled yet there is...

Everything Disappears When You Come Around

When you come around, everything else disappears. My ears disappear. When you come around, everything else vanishes. The crowds slowly fade when you come around. Everything evaporates when you come around. On the news at night, they talk about the disa...

Faberge Falls For Shuggie

Those with the golden x have tried to tell me That the bird in my chest was dead but that's never never never She aint my thug no more aint no kind of killer And she can break them off if she damn well Please just as long as she brings it home to me and it's s...

Family Nouveau

It's crazy to think how I was living like prisoner But now I am free not tied to a past I never wanted anyway Life, before I met you, was just a bunch of yesterdays But now I worry I've invested too much 'cause when you're away from me everything just get...

Famine Affair

I don't want you anymore I don't love you anymore Go away, go away, go away, go away You're a bad thing, terrible thing You destroy my head You uncalibrate my skull Go away, go away You're a bad thing, useless thing You marginalize me You sabotage me Go away...

Feminine Effects

Bobby, baby, you make me blurry So blurry inside I know I'm down home but I Always thought a limousine was Something to be laughed at Something to be laughed at Bobby, baby, you make me blurry So blurry inside I know I'm not your cut But I never tho...

First Time High

You should know, you should know that I Am not just searching for Some first time high I know its all about perceptions And I accept you as my very first mover I am I was a foreigner when you appeared From the shadows at the m___ I was a hater in the d...

Flunkt Sass Vs The Root Plume

I discovered so much from my last trance Dogs running in black and white Don't make me process this much information It's unforgivable Aging apocalyptic ecstasy Previous life laughter My background is such an affliction My psychic told me my transience...

Forecast Facist Future

The language of the frost lobs dead balloons over ruins today In view of wan wordless crowds that chase waifs to spires with fiery plumes And incite the firmament's portrait of 'A Drowning in Styx' That gives impotents kicks Boredom murders the heart of o...

Friends Of Mine

When we're all in a crowd And you catch her eye And then you both smile I feel so good inside And when I'm with her She talks about you The things that you say The things that you do It feels so good to know two people So in love So in love They a...

Fun Loving Nun

She's not quite like the conventional sister no she's not I've never seen her frown or hold her head down I've never heard her say "I'm bored" or "get away" I tip top topple over for my fun loving nun Cause she has so much fun has so much joy And so m...

Gallery Piece

I want to be your love I want to make you cry And sweep you off your feet I want to hurt your pride I want to slap your face I want to paint your nails I want to make you scream I want to braid your hair I want to kiss your friends I want to make you...

Gelid Ascent

you are what parasites evolved from still an unanswered question you are the refuse energy from a superior form nothing that occurs to you was intended for your involvement you're an irrelevant effect unavoidable but of no influence one last thing you mu...

Get God’s Attention By Being an Atheist

[Verse 1] Contextualizing the metal bibliotheque As if to say, "I am the redeemer" Where alpaca is the most practical safe word To end an El General song You translated Éden, Éden, Éden Tears falling on your French-to-English dictionary While I read Gar...

Girl From NYC (Named Julia)

i'm such a vulnerable lad with nothing to protect me from your world so bright and full of laughter i went home and sank my head into the pillow i closed my eyes and tried to hear it again to hear you laughing again i cried in a dream while i was stayi...

Go Call You Mine

Something propels me something compels me to say. How often are you this way. If you're this charming all the time I'll be forced to tell you darling here's a dime, go call you mine. Here's a dime, go call you mine 

Godly Intersex

Too high too fast, going to break our necks Everything about you screamed of godly intersex Nothing of thirds, berdache, No human tracks, the new forms were germinating I saw your aureole wax We danced for victory We danced for mom's misery We danced...

Good Morning Mr. Edminton

Good morning Mr. Edminton Mr. Edminton how are you feeling today? I trust that life is treating you the way that you want it to of course I'm joking with you. Hello Mr. Lendingworth Mr. Lendingworth hope you're feeling o.k. I've brought some books and a...

Gronlandic Edit

Nihilists with good imaginations I am satisfied hiding in our friend's apartment Only leaving once a day to buy some groceries Daylight, I'm so absent minded, nighttime meeting new anxieties So am I erasing myself? Hope I'm not erasing myself I guess it...

Gypsy That Remains

[Verse 1] Suddenly, we're dolphins in the sea of love And I'm kissing you in caps lock Going mental brings us closer to God And you are Prince for finding me beautiful Before you, I couldn't listen to "Cucurrucucú Paloma" Without falling apart But now y...

Happy Yellow Bumblebee

I am a happy yellow bumble bee, I fly around the flowers and trees and all morning long, I flutter about in the swirling breeze and the sun is yellow like me I am a happy yellow bumble bee, everything's so much bigger than me but I'm not afraid, for if...

Heimdalsgate Like A Promethean Curse

I'm in a crisis, I need help Come on mood shift, Shift back to good again Come on mood shift, Shift back to good again Come on, be a friend Nina Twin is trying to help, and I Really hope that she succeeds Though I picked The thorny path myself I'...

Honeymoon In San Francisco

Honeymoon in San Francisco, what a grand idea. We'll rent a room in a four-star hotel We'll spend the whole time drunk on champagne and lime We'll never feel the need to get out of bed, though on occasion we'll charter a boat sail off to a distant island...

How Lester Lost His Wife

First there was the 'fable of the bull' told by the picador Then an Orwellian raping of a virgin apple core An apple core an apple core an apple Core an apple core an apple Next our minds were supping up the horrors that our vicious master's whip Was se...

I Can'T Stop Your Memory

I can't stop your memory from breaking my heart. Devils were laughing so loud, I couldn't hear the radio. In the dark bags become, Sneaking devils waiting to pounce And display impressive claws. I might wink at them before they land. I can hear my hea...

I Feel Ya' Strutter

I see it, girlfriend I got so lucky with you. Yes I feel you strutter I got so lucky with you So freaked out and depressed But now I see how I was so blessed, So blessed with you girlfriend I know there ain't no one person that everybody else in the wo...

I Felt Like Smashing My Head Through A Clear Glass

All day long, I felt like Smashing my face through a clear glass window But instead, I went out And smashed up the phone booth round' the corner I never had a chance to, she's my own parent I never knew why she was stuck with I Mommy's always tryin' not...

I Was A Landscape In Your Dream

What kind of comedy is this all of the danger you've discovered What kind of comedy is this how can you say now you're frightened You labeled me in forty tries and in case you didn't realize I was a landscape in your dream and all my mountains were on fire...

I Was Never Young

I was never young even as a child I was never young I always felt beguiled No I just never smiled But you you have a glow glow from an innocence I'll never know Cause I was never young even as a boy No I was never young, kindness seemed a ploy to temper o...

I Was Watching Your Eyes

I want to write something beautiful, Something so beautiful That I just can't sing it without getting that incredible feeling, The one that just overwhelms my senses. Because it's the only thing I have, It's the only thing that makes my life worthwhile....

Id Engager

Oh yeah Is that my Concorde on the launcher? Looks good One, two, three, four Ooh aah, ooh aah, ooh aah, ooh aah He's just a slutty little flirt, and sister He's only gonna hurt you, watch yourself Ladies, I'm screaming out to you From the depths of t...

If You Feel You Must Go, Don'T Go!

I love you completly. Please I don't want you to go, though are not content here with me, and you feel you must go. How could I lose you so fast? How come our love did not last? How come I waited my whole lonely life for you, just for you to leave me lon...

In Dreams I Dance With You

You remind me of a snowflake That falls while comets hit the earth, Destroying buildings and trees. But you are so light in the air, You never disrupt a thing. Orenda, if you were here I could walk through you, Orenda. In my bed at night I dream you'...

Inside A Room Full Of Treasure

there's a hole in my sock where my shoe always bites it and that's gotta stop or else i'll feel foolish at the sock hop, yeah the sacrament slouch neither guard is to paint in ceramic(?) my name's marcus and i'm a martian mime well, of course i'm a mime...

Ira's Brief Life As A Spider

All the baby spiders in the nursery waving to each other clinging to their mothers and smile at their dads who say "Now that's a clever lad" One particular spider, who's parents had named Ira, fell out of his mother's arms and became lost inside the gian...

Isn't It Nice

Isn't it nice living out in the country? It's so nice for us to have a place off in our own space with no one to mind there's Old Cranky the elderly lady next door who accuses us of burning down her barn it's so different out here one thing I've learned...

It's A Very Starry Night

It's a very starry night though the moons not very bright. It's a very attractive sight this fair and starry night. It's a very starry night watching barristers in flight see them disappear from sight on this fair and starry night though I'm by myself I am...

It's different for girls

It's different for girls They've got sensitive language They've built miles of defenses They're not numb by impression It's different for girls From when they are children They're depersonalized Aggressively objectified They want to make a scene They...

It'S Easy To Sleep When You'Re Dead

It's easy to sleep when you're dead but you're unable to touch your loved ones, give them kisses or see them smile at you It's easy to sleep when you're dead but you give up your whole life's work and you can't revers the bad things that you did While a...

It's Just So

I don't wonder why I love you I don't have to know. It's just so. I adore you from your head down to your baby toe. It's just so. Sometimes I get scared and hesitate because it seems strange to be an intimate. It makes me uncomfortable but I'll get used to...

Jacques Lamure

Jacques Lamure is a volunteer fireman He longs to give his life Saving a nice old man and his wife When their house is filled with flames Earning him honor and fame Jacques Lamure is a foreman at a clock factory He wishes he were boss So he could fi...

Jennifer Louise

Jennifer Louise you don't know me but we're cousins your mamamama and my mamamama are sisters Jennifer Louise I haven't seen you since I was a kid when my family spent the weekend at your house and your father helped when my eyelashes stuck together My mo...

Joseph And Alexander

Joseph and Alexander ride their flaming swans above Miss Dovepost and her loudmouth niece who had a fear of geese and who even in a corset looked remarkably obese Joseph and Alexander redirect their swanis left to take a gander at the funnel nosed threes...

Julie The Mouse

Nothing can save me from the pain of you not loving me It doesn't help me to complain I just have to feel it and hope it goes away But it's so useless and it hurts just like it did before I'm afraid that I'll close up inside and no longer feel anything a...

Just Recently Lost Something Of Importance

Look who's talking to their shadow like one who hasn't got a friend Like somebody with a broken heart that is never gonna mend Look who's walking through the night in the rain like one who's under a spell Like somebody with alot on their mind, but no one...

Katie And Caroline

Princesses Princesses Princesses Princesses Princesses Katie and Caroline are throwing a tea party from 8 to 9 Everyone is happy and feeling fine Grammy and Pa will be there of course Nanna will be there too Katie and Caroline are a mix of smiling flow...

Keep Sending Me Black Fireworks

Look in my eyes what do you see? I'm hanging upside down like a chimpanzee When I'm with my friends riding somewhere on a crowded bus There is nothing that I want to discuss I just sit and smile thinking about us What is this that sends black fireworks da...

Kid Without Claws

If you have any flaws we haven't noticed them there is nothing at all you are lacking in Louis Kabu We are looking at you and we see an august gentleman Miss Birdy concurs and she'll say so openly through an ear horn in gentrified eboniks she purrs “Monsi...

Kissing In The Grass

Kissing in the grass smiling to say “oh golly gee I think you're dreamy” learning so much that way I do tend to believe there's precious little that could amount to more Then kissing in the grass smiling to say “oh golly gee I hear bells ringing” forget...

Labyrinthian Pomp

How you wanna tag my style I am so superior How you wanna hate a thing When you are so inferior How you wanna mess How you wanna mess my spotless interior? Let's just say You are not the destroyer Let's just say [Incomprehensible] I got my bright girl near m...

Let's Do Everything For The First Time Forever

Will you kiss me again so I can pretend we're kissing for the first time Because when we kissed for the first time I was distracted. I couldn't believe it was true that I was truly really finally kissing you. Will you hug me again so I can pretend we're embrac...

Let'S Go For A Walk

I know that in my dreaming world the friends I've made aren't imprisoned there and they are not pretend. They are just as real as this world that I've grown to know. And though I have enjoyed myself I really have to go Let's go for a walk so I can say go...

Little Viola Hidden In The Orchestra

Miniature woodwinds whistle underwater while electric eels make the ocean warm in summer Olives that were left on the sand become bathing beach bunnies being wooed by seashells singing elegant choruses Little viola hidden in the orchestra, how I love to...

Look At The Bell

Do you know you're being followed by the shadow of a cat walking upright? I was hoping that I could crack my eyes open and be greeted by a friend who loves me. Who would take me to Cap' Corte's tower. With the bell at the top We'd climb the rickety steps up...

Lysergic Bliss

Wearing an olive drab but feeling somehow inside opalescent Wonder how I'm managing to smile oh when I can't even pay my rent Maybe it's because I've finally found my little tulip my Norge dear Funny how in spite of all my woes life can appear rosy and...

Malefic Dowery

love is not a debtor's prison, you don't have to serve a sentence to pay back what you've been given now i live in fear of your schizophrenic genius, it's a tempestuous despot that i can't seem to propitiate now i feel your provoking me with your fideli...

Maple Licorice

Staring at a pool of maple licorice Trying to imagine what they taste like Wonderin' if it's better to imagine than to know I wanted the song to go... So I wrote it to go... The characters around the borders are all 3/4 hot June hens! 

Miniture Philosopher

He's a miniature philosopher He stands five foot three So no one takes him seriously He's in love with Gertrude Lullaby But she doesn't care for him He's like a house boy To Miss Lullaby And their future looks very dim He's a miniature philosopher He...

Miss Blonde Your Papa Is Failing

Little friend, whatever happened You should know that I went down so hard Trying to keep the family together The family together Sweet friend, know I love you And I've been struggling so hard, so hard Trying to keep the family together The family toget...

Montreal

Montreal is Where I began to feel inside the gray sadness of winter. When you told me that this isn't it, And I drove away. Walking to the statue in the park, Through snow drifts up over our knees, And every street sign written in French. We sat by th...

Montreal Makes Me Sad Again

Nothing can save me from the pain of you not loving me It doesn't help me to complain I just have to feel it until it goes away It's so useless and it hurts just like it did before I'm afraid that I'll close up inside And no longer feel anything anymore...

My Darling, I'Ve Forgotten

I've lost, and don't remember what I saw in you Your charms have become less charming Your sweetness decreases everyday My dear darling, I've forgotten what I saw in you. Now I'm lost, I don't know a gentle way to say that our life together is over and i...

My Favorite Boxer

Hector Ormano is my favorite boxer He goes smasho and everyone cheers He turns big men into whimpering cowards He's so strong and how I adore him But I'm so weak So much so that I'm afraid to walk alone down my street I know I'll never be as brave as H...

My Favorite Christmas

Do you remember that one Christmas when we Didn't think we'd be together. We were almost seperated by the weather But I ran through the snow Right up to your window and smiled cause I Was so absolutely happy to be with you All our relatives were too afr...

My Favourite Christmas (In A Hundred Words Or Less)

Do you remember that one Christmas when we Didn't think we'd be together. We were almost seperated by the weather But I ran through the snow Right up to your window and smiled cause I Was so absolutely happy to be with you All our relatives were too afr...

My Friend Will Be Me

I wish I knew a man Someone to steal me from this sadness I wish I knew a girl Who'd run her fingers through my hair and kiss me Wish I didn't have to pretend That when I'm talking to the floor I'm talking to you If I had a friend then such stupid thi...

My What A Strange Day With A Swede

When I rode in a trolley across your face With a Swedish man I bet that wasn't in your plans for the day My, what a strange day for poor little Nietzsche Why so forlorn? You know we love you, Nietzsche And all of your friends have come to see you, Nietz...

Natalie And Effie In The Park

Sundays were made for strolls through the park though before today she'd always gone alone Now the sun shines down all around them cause Natalie's not alone she's not alone On Friday she'd bought a Yorkshire terrier and instantly found a true friend of he...

Neat Little Domestic Life

You clean the bathroom and I do the dishes I water the lawn and you feed the fishes What a neat little domestic life that we live You change the light bulb and I hold the ladder I get the frying pan and you mix the batter What a neat little domestic li...

Nicki Lighthouse

Everybody does the same things Everybody's the same Everyone that is 'cept for my friend Nicki Lighthouse She is from the jungle and has never rode a bike Instead she rides on apes and llamas everywhere she goes And everywhre she goes the boring people s...

Old People In The Cemetery

Old people in the cemetery what must they be thinking of? must be frightening must be scary to visit the grave of a close friend who was the same age as you when they died There's nothing precious about old people in the cemetery reciting bible passages...

One Of A Very Few Of A Kind

Your hair is so dark, it's curls are dancing flames of black fire Allah created you just for us to admire I doubt that you're the only one like you that I'll find But for sure you're one of a very few of a kind, Yes you are Your eyes are so clear, the...

Oslo In The Summertime

Oslo in the summertime nobody can fall asleep I'm staring out the window from my bed At 4 a.m. the sun is up look the sky is pepppered with sea birds and with crows all cackeling HVA? Up in tre ten Heimdalsgate me and Nina making fun of footballers in Ru...

Our Love Is Senile

So now she's turning a corner, wants to leave me again Though it's sad I really should warn her, you can only break up so many times But losing us took sanity, without becoming forced to call she said: How can we continue? If you're telling her the truth, t...

Our Riotous Defects

You are such a crazy girl And I don't know why I even tried to make you love me I want it babe but you are just a Crazy girl you are such a crazy girl and I don't why I even try to help you When I first met you at that al-anon meeting You made that refe...

Pancakes For One

Pancakes for one are always depressing because having breakfast with you was such fun Pancakes for one are no fun Cocktails for one are never enchanting because having drinks with you was such fun Cocktails for one are no fun no fun no fun Standing near...

Panda Bear

I'd go down on you if that would make you happy my panda bear my panda bear please stop bombing my lullabies to pieces my panda bear my panda bear you dont understand what the morning does to me in the poison daylight I can hear shadows crawling over...

Peace to All Freaks

Don't want to holiday, I want to educate myself Not going out tonight, I need to educate myself And now we find ourselves in this era's darkest part Forces of wickedness will not tear us apart Hush, hush, don't let's be negative Hush, hush, don't let's b...

Peacock Parasols

Oh I woke up in Divarrje pledging P.P. icycles and Lamar I don't even know Heard about my love for fairy coquelicot oh oh oh oh oh oh. Oh I made crepes for P.P. sleep he's in the astronomer naming a few beds that aren't far Persuading him to sleep his dreams i...

Please Tell Me So

I wanna know how you feel I wanna know won't you please please tell me so tell me so, tell me so I'll know to bring us closer cause thats all I want to do to bring me closer to you to you me closer to you bring me closer to you I want to know how you...

Polyaneurysm

[Verse 1] Went to her art show, hello, hello, yeah, sis, I know your name Little starstruck because I knew about her Insta-fame That's just whatever, I'd still feel the same Three months later, vibes are something out of Liquid Sky It's become apparent I...

Predictably Sulking Sara

Predictably sulking Sara wears a scowl on her face which no attempt at cheering can erase Look at her face so sad Consistently mopey Murrey worries his thong will be replaced by the hand whose eyes are shooting mace Look at his face so sad Maybe it's bes...

Psychotic Feeling

How can it be done? How can we escape from this indigent state? We try for so long, and now I'm afraid it might happen too late. I get the sense you look at me like at some distant star; I never really could accept how taciturn you are. But why does it fe...

Rapture Rapes The Muses

You hit me so hard like a Wong Kar Wai beginning I'm exploding in smiles my equilibrium is spinning Rapture rapes the muses but you don't notice till it's kissing you Rapture rapes the muses and the void that's left confuses It's confusing You keep me l...

Requiem for O.M.M

When I met you, I was just a kid -- hadn't built up my defenses. So I gave my heart completely -- Vaseline all over the lenses. Memories don't go away; I remember every day. I never ever stop wondering, wondering if you still think of us. I don't need a photo...

Sails, Hermaphroditic

I've been trying to be your friend forever I just knew we had so much in common Champagne and strawberry pancakes for an after sex snack Yes, you are a thriller but I'm not your ride Besides I'm out of tickets and I mean, where's your pride? She sai...

Scenes From My Funeral

It's funny that when I die my friends will get to see what kind of suit my mom buries me in I hope it's dark blue with blue stars When the priest leans over me and starts talking about Jesus and the state of my soul please remind him we're having a funer...

Scrubs Too Hard And Loses Soap

Waiting thru a river of stars Our lips touch like butterflies from a cannon Taking belly-button baths with Mr.Neptune And my hippopotamus Tennis shoes on Moonlight bounces off the ocean And gets stuck in your hair Does my voice not have wings? Yours...

She's a Rejector

My, my, you busted me like a Robocop Strike me with your riding crop I'm forever going celibate tomorrow But tonight, like success, knows no shame Oh no, she's a rejector I must protect myself There's the girl that left me bitter Want to pay some othe...

Sing You A Love You Song

Before the laughter and the cheer disolves into his memory, taste of vodka on his lips, and thoughts of murder and doom, her eyes appeared to bloom, he wanted to touch them but was afraid she taken aback then what would he say? They walked to the garden...

Sink The Seine

You're no different from the prints that crease the wires Or mosquitoes that now operate on her brain Thought that if I sank the seine I might find you I might find you I'm no different from the claw they mic from the stair Or fake diamonds that are glue...

Sirens Of Your Toxic Spirit

What I recall Remembered past is insanity And the clatter Misapprehensions of Killing you but not Fast enough to really matter The flume of your struggle Is flooded with sorrow and Poisons everybody near it I'm not a patron of yours anymore Don't w...

Sleeping In The Beetle Bug

Sleeping in the beetle bug With a hundred pounds of air in my heart. Don't think that I'm able to sympathize, I'm happier to see it gone. Floating above your house like a penguin Dropping cherries from my mouth. Tapping the walnuts and the shadows out o...

Smells Like Teen Spirit

Load up on guns and bring your friends It's fun to lose and to pretend She's over-bored and self-assured Oh no, I know a dirty word Hello, hello, hello, how low? Hello, hello, hello, how low? Hello, hello, hello, how low? Hello, hello, hello With the lights...

So Begins Our Alabee

And so begins begins our odyssey And we begin begin our odyssey And so begins begins our odyssey The auria is bleeding and the boyish voice is leaving I've been an evil tenor I filled the innocents doe eyes with glue You're my only softness you're my only...

Spike The Senses

Every second of every day I let me fancy play And if the feeling strikes me I deliquesce into the sky without waving goodbye While contemplating a fractured pale cathedral wall death can't touch me at all Let its rapacious fingers with venomous stingers t...

Spoonful Of Sugar

Sometimes I'm feeling bad and then again I'm sad but she makes me happy Sometimes I'm feeling wrong and that I can't go on but she makes me understand and see She's a spoonful of sugar to me So sweet so sweet so sweet to me She makes me feel so right ma...

Springtime Is The Season

The summer's good for tulips, Though pansies disagree. They find the heat most distasteful, And humidity far too grim to stand up tall And bargain with the bees. They prefer to droop and mope And wait for autumn's breeze. The autumn's good for pumpkins...

St. Sebastian

[Verse 1] Standing on the edge of sanity Throwing insults at the void Zero plus zero is the Lord's work But if you do it he gets annoyed I'd feel less like St. Sebastian If you'd stop searching for another arrow Why are you always repeating yourself Li...

Suffer For Fashion

We just want to emote 'til we're dead I know we suffer for fashion or whatever We don't want these days to ever end We just want to emasculate them forever Forever, forever Oh pretty sirens don't go flat It's not supposed to happen like that Not...

The Actor's Opprobrium

I guess I should have known to stay away From a snuff film by Gene Genet But the cash was good and the director gave me the biggest scene What does it mean when Pentacostal born again virgins appear picketing in angry protest? Oh those sloppy tarts have s...

The Autobiographical Grandpa

I take a walk I mow the grass I don't worry 'bout the years that pass My wife is dead I live alone in my little country home I have my memories and dogs for friends I water the ferns I plant some seeds I make sure to pull out all the weeds And to hel...

The Blank Husband Epidemic

My Auntie Eleanor had a very unhappy husband who hated his job and hated his life So he wanted to drive his tan Chevy off of a bridge because he hated his car and he hated his life He couldn't silence the ever present thought ”I'm doing all I can yet I...

The Events Leading Up To The Collapse Of Detective

There was jello in the fingerprints Detective Dulllight discovered. It proved to be the most important finding in the case And where as Detectives Slocks and Slovits slobbered over smutty photographs Dulllight had a better lead to follow. He followed the ri...

The Hollow Room

Someone's in love with someone who doesn't love them back their body's like a hollow room They carry around an empty feeling wherever they go, wherever they go When one is crying over someone who doesn't even care, their body's like an empty tomb They ca...

The Hopeless Opus Or The Great Battle Of The Unfri

Let's reminisce of our first dance together along the ocean floor. Your dress was made of egg shells. My hair was in a pompadour While we were hunting for the Marshmallow Coast. I played a prank that brought shame to one of my colleagues. I taught Herr C...

The Inner Light

I've heard about inner light it makes the brown in your eyes look watery I felt something while talking to you, Gently intoxicating I felt the source of your inner light It's such a struggle though I know I have to, I just can't bring myself to touch it...

The Miniature Philosopher

He's a miniature philosopher He stands five foot three So no one takes him seriously He's in love with Gertrude Lullaby But she doesn't care for him He's like a house boy to Miss Lullaby And their future looks very dim He's a miniature philosopher He...

The Past Is A Grotesque Animal

The past is a grotesque animal And in its eyes you see How completely wrong you can be The sun is out, it melts the snow that fell yesterday Makes you wonder why it bothered I fell in love with the first cute girl that I met Who could appreciate George...

The Problem With April

The problem with April is the problem with May is the problem with June and July it's the problem with all of the months since you said goodbye The problem with Monday is the problem with Tuesday is the problem with Wednesday and Thursday it's the proble...

The Repudiated Immortals

The creator of what’s now clich? had some funny words to say ”All you little things are incomplete” why did he speak of us that way? I don’t cry not ’cause I don’t care It’s very hard to feel the way we used to feel up there The creator of what’s now clic...

The Secret Ocean

Secret ocean and its coast Spills out into the room And it made me think Of how you float away To another distant room Embracing the unknown And I wonder what You're doing there today Because I'm always thinking of you Your invisible rays slice me in...

The World Keeps Going Round

You worry 'bout the sun What's the use of worrying 'bout thebig old sun? You worry 'bout the rain The rain keeps falling just the same You worry when the one you need has found somebody new But the world keeps going round The world keeps going round Yo...

The You I Created

It's hard to know exactly when my dreams got weird I tense up and get antsy when you're near But nightly you appear to me ghostly in my head but I never can remember what you said It must be something reassuring something sweet and kind something you w...

There Is Nothing Wrong With Hating Rock Critics

i'm not confused like you pig you're falling from your tree there's something wrong with you there's something wrong with me there's nothing wrong with me i'm not impressed by you, maggot's vomit on the seat there's something wrong with you there's noth...

This Feeling (Derek'S Theme)

I'm so excited, I just can't wait for you to come. I've been living alone and lonely far too long. When I see your face And the love that's in your eyes, You know I just can't place this feeling. I'm so excited, All my sad days will soon be over. I kno...

Tim I Wish You Were Born A Girl

Tim, wish you were born a girl, So I could've been your boyfriend. I know it's not possible now. I just never met a girl I like half as much as you. And we could lay around in bed, stay there all day, Or at least until the afternoon And I could make you...

Tonight

Tonight, when I came home from work, Hurt, Tonight, when I came home from work, Very unforeseen, Sat in the kitchen, buttering himself a bread, And the cat was on his knee, smiled at me, Tonight, when I came home from work, Tonight, when I came home fro...

Touched Something's Hollow

Why am I so damaged, girl? Why am I such poison, girl? I don't know how long I can hold on If it's gonna be like this forever Why am I so damaged? Why am I so troubled, girl? I don't know how long I can hold on If it's gonna be like this forever 

Tremblor of Void

I listened to I Walked in the Père Lachaise Started crying uncontrollably Sometimes it is just too much, the pain of futility It's just too much Crouched down, hiding between tombs Hiding my face Sufjan’s voice forcing me to feel What I thought I was t...

True Friends Don't Want To Do Things Like That

I live my life like I'm reading my own biography Every night writing my discography But let's talk about our coy romance Doesn't it seem like it's always been here Love I mean, love I mean Walking around bumping into things I try to say "Hi" I end up mak...

Tulip Baroo

Tulip Baroo Tulip Baroo The magnetic rollerskater wears a bonnet of blue Bonnet of blue Tulip Baroom though you are four walls You don't make a room don't make a room I caught you covered in tinsel Bouncing your eyeballs off a pinstripe piano Don't y...

Vegan In Furs

I used to think it black while at my country seat Now I'm peaking in so many ways the gloom is in retreat Yes the dark epoch is over I've found my efeblum Then passed Ernst's mausoleum defended by a rook Who shot a look so virulent it pierced me like a ho...

Was Your Face A Head In The Pillow Case?

Looking under the ghost on your face Kind of ruins it for me I don't want to see you toss it's hair No I don't need you to show me it's smile You see because I'm learning Yes I know about your mask So I no longer have to ask If I can peek behind the...

We Are Destroying The Song

If you're feeling old and grey and the pallet in your hand is Auntie Lime Remember to curve your virginity little Chinese titty If you look for Rick the Third and acknowledge that he hasn't left a pang Report him to the Divinity little Chinese Ricky Th...

We Were Born The Mutants Again With Leafling

She says I'm boring her camera It takes more to delight the cadaver Night eyes on icy patrols Your's were not so Nazi feline Mine were as dead as monks and Our particles are in motion Night eyes producing ashes We love to view unfortunate passions...

We Will Commit Wolf Murder

Something's terrorized my psyche to get even Lately you're the only human I believe in I tried to understand his logic But there's just no pattern there No sympathetic voices anywhere There's blood in my hair Now I'm considered ugly from every angle Yo...

When A Man Is In Love With A Man

Now a man loving a woman that's a very Common thing common but beautiful all the same Still there's something so neat something so Extraordinarily sweet with a man who's in love With a man I have nothing to say about the traditional ways They're fine if...

When You'Re Loved Like You Are

Larry when you're loved like you are you won't ever feel alone. You won't be left alone, When you're loved like you are Larry when you're loved like you are people think of you and smile. They think of you and their glad so they smile When you're loved...

Will You Come And Fetch Me?

I was gazing in your eyes seeing butterflies melting on the wall Strangest thing I saw clever little guys wonderful surprise Will you come and fetch me girl from the brink? I'm starting to kink and I'm too numb to think If this nightmare can't be stopped...

Will You Let Me Into Your Dream?

Will you let me into your dream? I'm not as cold as I may seem You look so peaceful without a care Are things so much nicer in there? If you let me into your dream would I laugh or would I scream? Would I be shocked by all that I see? I just want to know...

Wintered Debts

i can't survive another come-down day when my spirit houses so much pain so much bitterness i need to teach myself to feel again somehow i've lost the thread of being human rotting in this bitterness i'm so confused, what is the function of this ego sic...

Wraith Pinned To The Mist

Let's have bizarre celebrations Let's forget who forget what forget where We'll have bizarre celebrations I'll play the Satyr in Cypris you the bride being stripped bare Let's pretend we don't exist Let's pretend we're in Antartica Let's have bizarre c...

Wraith Pinned to the Mist and Other Games

Let's have bizarre celebrations Let's forget who forget what forget where We'll have bizarre celebrations I'll play the Satyr in Cyprus you the bride being stripped bare Let's pretend we don't exist Let's pretend we're in Antarctica Let's have bizarre celebr...

You Are An Airplane

Just before the afternoon creeps in Just before it gets too hot to be outside I like to lay on my back in the grass and watch the airplanes go by and I dream that you are an airplane shooting across the sky You are an airplane You're a strong and danger...

You'Ve Got A Gift

I can see that you're rubbing off on everyone you know. You're rubbing off on me, I can feel your incredible glow. I can hear your happy voice in other people's voices. I can hear your beautiful voice sometimes when I speak. You've got a special gift....

You've Had Me Everywhere

Listening to your heartbeat Realizing it's my heartbeat too Because if something were to happen to you I would lose my mind and I'd never get it back Listening to your breathing Realizing it's my breathing too Because if something were to happen to you...

Your Magic Is Working

Baby your magic is working I lose control of myself when ever you are near me I feel myself changing From a guy too cynical for love into a blushing romantic Oh honey I'd swim across the Atlantic just to be near to you I'm hopping like a kangaroo Baby y...

You’ve Had Me Everywhere

[Chorus] Listening to your heartbeat, realizing it's my heartbeat too 'Cause if something were to happen to you I would lose my mind and I'd never get it back Listening to your breathing, realizing it's my breathing too Because if something were to happen...