NOFX

fighting with gloves now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder hitting above the belt now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder citing defense now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder absorbing all the lies now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder w...

The first time I saw the Descendents they were the fastest band i'd ever seen No one in the crowd really cared for them, They were all waiting for The Alley Cats to play. After a couple months I heard Kabuki Girl. On Rodney on the ROQ late sunday ni...

It's so easy to defend the Status Quo with everyone so cool and cynical But when you see the end don't justify the means It's just that 180 degrees The great thing about bein' a human The ability to reason But reasoning don't work when no one cares 2 parts ap...

5 feet under, he's got one foot in the grave Would you look at him I think he's lost it I don't think that he can be saved He's got a downpayment on his tombstone He's not alone his whole life has been out On a limb. Just look at him, watch Him get smashed an...

I'm not here to entertain you I'm here to meet my friend the Russian The Irish, the German, the Columbian I don't care how bad I fuck up I care about how fucked up I get I'm not your clown I'm your dealer And I'm holding three bindles of bullshit And you're...

They don't hate us, they just hate their lives And desperate people, learn to despise The suicidals, don't want a coup They don't wanna blow up They just want their 72 72 virgins can never stop a war But 100, 000 hookers can beat the Marine Core And st...

Even if it's easy to be free What's your definition of freedom? And who the fuck are you, anyway? Who the fuck are they? Who the fuck am I to say? What the fuck is really going on? How did the cat get so fat? Why does the family die? Do you care why? 'Cause th...

Why do I keep scratching, Scratching my balls? I don't like this feeling, I don't like it at all. Cause I got crabs, I got crabs, I got crabs, I got those little fuckers biting and sucking my blood. There's crab eggs in my bed, They're in the carpet too, W...

Billy Cobin lost it all We knew he would eventually Some wonders why he took the fall Others just ask who the hell is he And why should we care for him? A baggy man with baggy clothes A face made of paper mache He lost his humor years ago Along with his molar...

All of me, why not take all Can't you see I'm no good without you? Take these arms, I want to lose them Take these lips, I'll never use them Your goodbye left me with eyes How can I go on dear without you? You took the best so why not take the rest? Why not ta...

I'm not insane, I'm not bummed out I got no one to blame, nothing to change I got no evil to fight One thing's for sure, I'm all outta angst Society don't bother me And there's something wrong with that So I'm off to Pakistan, learn the laws of Islam Fundame...

It's okay don't be ashamed allow yourself a little hate, I really hate hate haters a little hate is not so bad, when directed at injustice and evil doers you can turn the other cheek, but dont turn the other way, indifference is our biggest threat Enemy of the...

I got an invitation to anarchy camp there will be twistin', fistin', biting, fighting all in an evening the soundtrack will go multi platinum barbecue a boca while the effigies burn you may not wanna stay to see how we take care of a turncoat Christiana's...

Birds sing there's not a cloud in the sky Yeah, August 8th is a beautiful day I see a bunch of hippies crying yeah August 8th is a beautiful day Like waking up from a real bad dream Suddenly everything is ok The storm has passed the sun is shining Yeah August...

If I want some beer, I don't want to hear, How I missed the show, Because I drink to slow, So pass me the beer bong, It won't take very long, For me to put down, Torpedo to the ground. Because drinking beer's to slow, Beer bong's the way to go, To g...

Tired of shootin' smack, tired of on the run, traded the needle... for the gun Tired of livin' small, tired of the withdrawal, no more retreat, give it the all Oh Benny how many times you tried to kill yourself, OD's and robberies and super stunts, I never th...

I'll throw a pie in the face of piety I'll torch a torah right off a bridge I am a reverend of irreverance over my shoulder anti-sacrilidge I understand that a faith in a deity Help the masses who are having hard times But blasphemy like prostitution Are truly...

How money polluted my mind Dough, what our lives are lived for Rae, just a crazy Aussie Me, the generation forges on Fo-dder, for corporations Sew-ing, our lives together LA such a nice place to get shot But don't forget the "T" It follows "liber" in the the...

He spent fifteen years getting loaded Fifteen years 'till his liver exploded Now what's Bob gonna do now that he can't drink? The doctor said, "What you been thinkin' 'bout?" Bob said, "That's the point, I won't think about nothing Now I gotta do something els...

You know it (know it, know it) When it's over (over, over) Doors are closing (closing, closing) Feel the sober (sober, sober) Staring at you (at you, at you) You know you'd better take one last good look One more round then it's bottles to the ground Smashing...

Somebody hear me, somebody listen to me Am I alone in this world Is there anyone listening? Appease me, can't find a reason to be Alienation, is taking over me I'm going away, can't go on any longer I really don't know why I just gotta die I never thought thi...

Have you ever gone to sleep with Bo Derek And woke up with Bo Diddley? Have you ever gone to sleep with Bo Derek And woke up with Bo Diddley? You got so loaded, you thought that she Was the most beautiful gal that you ever did see Yeah, have you ever gone to s...

She asked me if I was a singer then called me has-been She said she really liked my band in the early 90's I said stop saying those mean things, my ego is so fragile And then she called me a poseur punk Why don't I drink up and get the hell out Cuz I'm a...

Je m'baladais sur l'avenue le coeur ouvert à l'inconnu J'avais envie de dire bonjour à n'importe qui N'importe qui et ce fut toi, je t'ai dit n'importe quoi Il suffisait de te parler pour t' apprivoiser Aux Champs-Élysées, aux Champs-Élysées Au soleil, s...

Birds are dumb cause small bird brains But so are kids and old people Some birds talk, most others sing I don’t see you eating a talking bird Pigs smell bad and roll in pooh But so do kids and elderly I don’t see you chop of an old man’s feet Put them in a ma...

All the way from palm springs, just out of detox Show him a warm welcome, let's hear some applause Greetings all, hello. Welcome to my show I'm sure you'll have fun watching me juggle 8 balls at one time, I'm no fucking mime I play practical jokes, this...

Absolute shibari, cold noodles and hot sake The mistress bar in Roppongi is the place For Japanese hardcore, not the kind you're gonna find at the record store Not the kind designed for the kind hearted Do not pass go, do not get bail Go directly to Osaka Jai...

I was backstage at a festival in Germany talking to a cute fair skinned brunette I asked her if she wanted to have a beer and if she liked our set I noticed that her hair was longer in the back I figure that’s cuz she’s Canadian That’s why I was surprised when...

Don't believe a word your grandfather says He's been classified grade a psycotik You can see it from the hole in his head A saner man would have used a bigger gun Degeneration ah ah ah ah ah The lunatic clause was written for you The story spoken is a story...

I trusted you at least I thought I could I tried to believe when you said I got a better job I can pay you back Real soon. No! I don't do those drugs no more I know my luck has changed my lifestyle Has rearranged I'm on my feet You'll never change your ways L...

she's a painting outta focus with no good sense of intention she's authentic she's a model of disaster with a heart of revolution she's so innocent, but guilty's her plea everybody wants to save her from herself, they really want to save themselves she's got t...

Rationalize values it's so easy to succeed Keeping your eyes on the prize excess Camped outside Laissez Faire People understand me there Don't talk to me we'll get along just fine Blowin' out your mores Henry Ford tradition preys on Idle minds left the emergen...

(This is not a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. This is the real thing) Kick back watch it crumble See the drowning, watch the fall I feel just terrible about it That's sarcasm, let it burn I'm gonna make a toast when it falls apart I'm gonna raise my...

Don't call me white, Don't call me white Don't call me white, Don't call me white The connotations wearing my nerves thin Could it be semantics generating the mess we're in? I understand that language breeds stereotype But what's the explanation for the malic...

these two shots are for derrick for rifle not the handgun for coffee and cigarettes give it back you know suicide isn't painless when you leave everyone in pain the two shots will never go down the same this beating's for jimmy for ultimate devotion for your...

He won the race the judges concluded He was the betterman he'd come from victory A hesitation a one time show or place His self would not allow he had to be the best He had denied his urges cause they would of Drained his strength that battle had been won wit...

We belive in a drug free America A drug free America for me That's the way we belive The way that it should be Drug free America for me Like in Amsterdam where drugs Are bought and sold legally Let's take it one step further And make them all for free Drug...

1-2-fuck off, drop out, never trust a fucking hippie And for that matter don't trust anyone. Quit school, don't work, livin' out the music de punk. If I could do it so could anyone. Drugs are good, they let you do things that you know you not should. And when...

Dresser drawers are filled with pocket change Coupons cut, cigarettes smoked down to the butt, Is this what dreams are made of! Adding up subtracting down you find yourself sucking the rind Dying degree, graying amie Final payment made - had you forgot? The ri...

Why must we stay where we don't belong Why must we stay where we don't belong Because there's never gonna be enough space So eat the meek, savor the taste It's always gonna be a delicacy Lick your chops and eat the meek Why must we stay where we don't...

Get out of my way, can't you see I'm from L.A.? Yeah, I met Slash, I've got a rose tattoo I bet I know way more people than you I just love this town, my girlfriend weights 84 pounds Met her at the Cathouse where I get in for free She pays the rent while I wa...

Blast oxygen masks, smoke filled cabin Depressurize, don't be afraid, hold onto me We're goin down, but not our love Death don't seem so bad, 'cause I'm with you My only love, so close your eyes Kiss me one last time, We're gonna Die, but not our love, not ou...

All my neighbors are fast asleep And I can't find anything to drink The McKenzies drank all the grain alcohol So I'm headed down the street to first call Me and the Bads were staying up late Kitty and Victor got dropped from the plate But no one was cont...

My father used to say You sleep with dogs the next day You'll wake in the bed scratching Those inevitable fleas At ten years old You listen to what you are told But I never felt the itch I never would My mother had forbidden me To waste away my life I want you...

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me I'd rather watch 10 hours of T.V. But since I can't I'll think of food I'll think of sex I'll think of music And I'll think of you I'd rather have a cold one by the sea I'd rather have you sitting on top o'me But since...

I never thought about the universe, it made me feel small Never thought about the problems of this planet at all Global warming, radio-active sites Imperialistic wrongs and animal rights! No! Why think of all the bad things when life is so good? Why help with...

A christian an anarchist slash prostitute figures out the true meaning of freedom Not freedom like America, freedom like a shopping cart Kick back no tense you got a bag of grub that cost you about 50 cents No fear no fuckin feat malt liquor tastes much better...

Don't even try to tell us What we can and cannot say Profanity's a tool that You cannot take away Is freedom of expression Just a load of shit? Just another farce in American politics 

Fuck the kids Fuck the kids Fuck the kids Fuck yah yah! Fuck the kids Fuck the kids Fuck the kids Fuck yah yah! Fuck the kids Fuck the kids Fuck the kids Fuck yah yah! Fuck the kids Fuck the kids Fuck the kids! Fuck kids, fuck kids, fuck kid...

Fun things to fuck Fun things to fuck Fun things to fuck Fun things to fuck Fuck the front door, fuck the back Fuck the good girls with the knack Fuck the government until they fuck you back Fuck a muslim, fuck a jew Fuck fans of blink 182 That's illega...

I'm on the wagon now but she doesn't know I'm getting high on the down low Cause when I got the music I got no place to go Unless I got a bottle in me I'm in the Cadillac, they're starting to stare Who's the guy with the blood in his hair The last thing I rem...

Sitting in a room waiting for some news Sitting in a room with white knuckles Not feeling so good I didn't do the things I should I said, "Doc, tell me what's wrong with me" He had this expression he didn't know what to say "It seems that you've contracted a...

Sometimes I think of all the places where I don't wanna go Then I think of all the things that I don't wanna do And when I think of all the people that I don't wanna meet I close my eyes and go to sleep Tully, baby, you're trapped behind your golden bars I'm...

Hello dear there somthin' on my mind There somethin' between us I can't find Can please please show me the light Because with you I refuse to fight It's cause you have a new girlfriend She gives you better head then me It's cause that guy that you hide I hear...

I've got to get out of, I've got to get out of this hood, I've got to get out of this neighborhood, I've got to get out of it, Got to get out. I've had enough, won't call their bluff, I'm not going to live in fear. Racism lives on both sides so, I'm g...

Light the match burn the flour Leave behind all the wrong Why be sad when happiness can be bought for a little more then free Modern day prohibition Are we men, are we children At what age can I choose how to live The only real drug problem is scoring real go...

Hobo - I'm hobophobic So what AH AH AH Scared of bums Not just because they stink bad Not just because they're crackers From drinking too much lysol Let them be Just don't get fuckin' near me Scared of bums AH AH Infested with microscopic bugs Endocrine syste...

She'll have another piece of pie She'll have a double reuben rye She kicks hard at eating well That's why I love her She's got a couple of pony kegs Her arms are bigger than my legs And when she holds me I can't breathe That's why I love her I'm her butter s...

I liked going to school, I didn't want to fool around with drugs Cuz all of my friends were dropping out I had to get stuff done, I wasn't fun I didn't try pot 'til I was 21, but now I'm overcompensating I'd like to see what morning looks like Don't wanna dri...

Jesus Christ will resurrect He's got his BMI royalty to collect He's not the white fragile hippie He looks and acts more like an indignant ICE-T Jesus Christ is coming back He wants to kick Mel Gibson's ass Superstar, The Passion of He wants his money, not you...

Only 12 years old and already alone Left abandoned on a train You've got a lot to learn buy you'll never learn Powders can't get rid of all your pain Chased by Keystone Cops through LA's endless backdrops You become loved by the world But the biggest st...

ONE, TWO ONE TWO THREE I gotta pee I gotta pee I gotta pee I gotta pee I gotta pee I gotta pee I gotta pee I gotta pee I gotta pee I gotta pee I gotta pee I gotta pee I gotta pee I gotta pee I gotta pee I gotta pee Call 911 I gotta pee I...

I live in a cake, The one that I make, Don't wanna hear, About my mistakes. This is the chance I take. I live in a cake, The one that I make, Try not to worry, About whats at stake, I'm on the take. 

I was a target and easy mark I was the victim of an asshole patriarch Not just your standard dichotomy I was a virgin without virginity I used to genderflex, I used to pray But it was useless i was such an easy prey Under sedation at beck and call I wa...

it's not the right time to be sober now the idiots have taken over spreading like a social cancer, is there an answer? Mensa membership conceding tell me why and how are all the stupid people breeding Watson, it's really elementary the industrial revolution h...

Germans love to insult me The country condescends we call it arrogance they call it making friends Scottish don't speak a language The British love to gob Japanese like to chase me down the streets of Nagoya Canadians talk shit about me Swede bands co...

Don't wanna chill, don't wanna sit Don't wanna hear no hippy shit Don't tell me I've closed my mind Don't wanna groove, don't wanna dig Don't wanna spend the day naked Don't like my music country fried He's got a tye dyed Rancid shirt He wears his birk...

Deep down Louisiana close to New Orleans Way back up in the woods among the evergreens There stood a log cabin made of earth and wood Where lived a country boy named Johnny B. Goode Who never ever learned to read or write so well But he could play the gui...

Looking back to the past, predictions of the end Unseen ultra violet rays Are beating on my head Nuclear threat wanna bet will be our demise The day will come when we'll look to apocalyptic skies When the news had spread, that soon we'd all be dead Wel...

The white man call himself civilized Cause he know how to take over The white man come to pillage my village Now he tell me I have to bend over Oh yeah, kill all the white man No I dont like the white man up in me He rape my people as he rape my country Ever...

Breathe ever so soft, We wouldn't wanna break the eggs as we walk. Never alone, cautious, afraid, I hear the voice of reason on the P.A. Leave it alone, follow the grain, We couldn't stop the irresistible force. Leave it the same, change with the leaves...

We call the heartland not very smart land, IQ's are very low but threat levels are high They got a mandate, they don't want man-dates, they got so many hates and people to despise In the dust bowl, cerebral black hole, the average weight is well over 200 poun...

Possesions never meant anything to me I'm not crazy Well that's not true, I've got a bed, and a guitar And a dog named Bob who pisses on my floor That's right, I've got a floor So what, so what, so what? I've got pockets full of kleenex and lint and hole...

Lori Meyers used to live upstairs Our parents had been friends for years Almost every afternoon we'd play forbidden games At nine years old there's no such thing [as shame] It wasn't recognition of her face, what brough me back was a familiar mark As it f...

Partly owned tuder house Wooden white picket fence Mother waits for father In a backless dress Hardly used diaphram Put back into his case A one way trip down memory lane As she awaits I don't wanna know Cheat me I don't wanna know Children play in the yard...

I will never feel the ribbon break I will never taste sweet victory I don't want to leave the rest behind I don't want inscription on a plaque Never first or second place I won't ever run your rat race I will always be lower than you I won't be your competiti...

There’s no monsters in the closet that’s what mother said There’s no boogie man or zombies underneath my bed When there’s scratches on the window she said it’s only branches in the breeze There’s no Freddy Kruger, Blair witch, there’s no chucky doll They’...

My name is Mister Jones, I get inside your bones, I know how to make you tweek, You soon will be my freak. Because I know what you need, I control your mind, I roll up your sleeves, I make ties that bind, I've got you! You'll soon be begging on your...

I wanna see the constitution burn Wanna watch the white house overturn Wanna witness some blue blood bleed red I wanna tar and lynch the KKK I wanna pull and shoot the NRA Yeah yeah yeah... Murder the government, Murder the government Murder the government,...

For you my heart was yearning, And how I loved you so. It's cause of you My dick is burning. It's dripping on my tongue. 

My father had dementia He lied in bed for months Once in a while he'd call me And ask me to fly down I told him that I'd love to But I had things to do And so he died without his son I heard about it drunk after a show My mother battled cancer For over seven...

My vagina has two sets of lips But I don't get monthly blood drips My vagina hardly even used My vagina's got lots of extra skin They took my outtie and made it an in Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond Operation successfull But now I gotta pee Through a miniatu...

Sitting by yourself again, No friends are near, You got a needle in one hand, And in the other one a beer. You can't cope with life, You can even get up, Who's gonna help you? You've got to pick yourself up. But I've got no problems, I've got no prob...

It's that time of the month, Again, your bitching, Stop yelling at me. I know you've got to plug yourself up, But why take it out on me? It's that time of the month, Again, your bitching, Stop yelling at me. I know you've got to plug yourself up, B...

[Melvin] Life on a mattress in a room- in a room full of emptiness [Fat Mike] Knowledge has much better uses than self-pity and superiority [Melvin] Maybe you are or could be the next Hoffman, Mahatma, or Chomsky, But no one will ever know. [Fat Mike] Are...

I've been called an oxymoron Because I question which drugs our war's on Why are there more drug stores Than liquor stores you can score on The healers have become the harmers They're just pharmaceutical farmers What we used to call dealers We now call...

There's something wrong with mass consumption Why do we want what we don't need Alcohol burnit clean asphalt methamphetamine Will make it seem alright It's gonna make it seem alright Living in the hunger underground Some people say I got a problem with au...

You fight for peace, But where's the war? What the fuck are doing this for? You say disarment, that's the key, Well that's not they way it looks to me. You wear your leather jacket, But you won't eat meat. Piece punk, get drunk, spike your hair, Go ou...

give it up for workin stiffs and those who sell their bodies,time and future the popular people who can shout and spread a catchy rationalization lets give a cheer for androids, robots, servants and their masters "blind leading the blind" and "slavery is freed...

What the fuck are you doing? Don't you know right from wrong? I didn't care you fucked my sister. But please stop stickin' it in my mom. Humiliations over come me, My other friends laughing at my predicament of huge proportions, Homie's eating out my mudders p...

It's funny how nothing seems much fun Anymore to me now that I quit the drink 'Cause soberness, it might be what I need But, it's certainly not how I wanna be Cause nothing seems much fun anymore to me Consequence never had any time to think About what...

(Yeah, long time many people have suffered) Never fell in love Until I fell in love with you Never knew what a good time was Until I had a good time with you If you wanna get the feeling and you wanna get it right Then the music's gotta be loud For whe...

First they put away the dealers, keep our kids safe and off the street. Then they put away the prostitutes, keep married men cloistered at home. Then they shooed away the bums, then they beat and bashed the queers, turned away asylum-seekers, fed us suspicion...

Gigin alone at the bottom of the hill Our protagonist named Bill Sets his sights on an anchor steam pint All he, needs is thirteen quarters Congregated in his hat A crow, a scavenger type California redemption, provides him with his rent Room and board...

Know gods, know masters Know how to live with magnificent disasters The shiniest cloaks and most coveted daggers Know limits, know rules Know how to wield dangerous arcane tools Know access to soak in our suck cesspools In our secret society, we find f...

She had lips like stereo, With the bass and treble down. She's got tits like microwaves Burritos that explode. What I wouldn't give to see her pee... Between 2 parked cars, On a well lit street, 5th and main. 

It's 3 o'clock at the Triple Rock, another round of watching Paddy talk It's where you wanna get snowed in when you get Snowed in, outside it's 10 below, is it day or night, we don't care or know What we know is that we don't wanna be Anywhere but here, please...

it's kind of hard to wear high heels, or slip on banana peels how does she get in and out of tubs i hope she dont get mad, i hopes she thinks this song is good not bad cuz we think that she's totally rad, she's nubs no fingers no toes she doesnt own elbows...

"Affection not dissection, Meat is murder, Animals are for petting." Oh shut the fuck up already. I'm tired of you whining, About poor little animals dying, And the food they are supplying. Because if a big animal had the chance, It wouldn't take anot...

I was a misanthrope on the end of a rope I spent twenty years, six years on dope Takin' a piss while givin' up hope I lived a lifetime, six years on dope I was a human trash can Shortening my lifespan Live fast, die tan I think that was a plan Savin'...

I play pool, Cause I'm no fool. I play pool, Cause I'm cool. I play pool after school, I play pool all the time. Cue in my left hand, beer in right. I shoot and drink all through the night That sloppy english does me just right I use that sloppy engl...

Sometimes I feel my life is going 'round in circles Beneath my eyes are bluish black There's nothing new, no one I wanna talk to Nothing I wanna think about, I got soul doubt I stick My head out of the window, when it's closed Instead of air, I get glass...

When I look 'round, I only see outta one eye As the smoke surrounds my head, the sauna I hear the voices, but I can't make out their words Saying things, saying things that I got something sticking in my eye Got something sticking in my eye Got something stick...

Monday is my favorite time of year I'm gonna tell you what I really think I like about Mondays Cause they feel like Saturdays When you don't gotta go to work Every day is a holiday I wake up when I want to I do anything I wanna do Can't wait for Tuesday I re...

Friday night we'll be drinking Manischewitz Going out to terrorize Goyim Stomping shagitz, screwing shiksas As long as we're home by Saturday morning Cause hey, we're the Brews Sporting anti-swastika tattoos Oi Oi we're the boys Orthodox, hesidic, O.G....

Isn't for the money Nor is it for the fun It's a plan, a scam, a diagram It's for the benefit of everyone You gotta have a little respect Subterranean ideals Traditional neglect Reflect on how it would make you feel The cause- we're just doing it for...

Where are all the stupid people from? And how'd they get to be so dumb? Bred on purple mountain range Feed amber waves of grains To lesser human beings, zero feelings Blame it on Human nature, mans destiny (mans destiny) Blame it on the greediocracy (g...

In the darkest tunnel it's nice to see a light Not just a headlight Like the one that's heading right for me It would be nice if things could turn out right Turn out right yeah Don't think I'll ever see the day I must have done something wrong Or maybe...

Did you get that rush, that feeling, adrenalin pumping through your veins? A lifeless body in the gutter, city streets are stained How do you rationalize, what do you see in your reflection? A kid just having fun, A soldiers bloodied boot impression One for al...

When they tightly strap me in, give me lethal injection, Just a few moments to live, no remorse for what I did, It was for the betterment of man, I gave the utmost sacrifice, Before more damage could be done I took his life. There was a split second of silenc...

We meet in underground parking lots And late night in coffee shops With voices low unless we're drunk We've got hats and cop sunglasses We question all that is wrong We discuss conspiracy Are we enemies of the state? Or idealist bourgeoisie? I'll get this one...

[Father:] Hey Kids! [Kids:] Hey Dad! [Father:] What'da want to do today? [Kids:] We don't know. [Father:] Wanna go to the matinee? [Kids:] NO! [Father:] Wanna go to the Amusement Park? [Kids:] NO! [Father:] Wanna go to the punk rock show? [Kids:] Yeah! Let's g...

Go away, sunny day Go away, sunny day All the horny people sitting Front of their TV and thinkin' What is wrong with me? I'm not a monster Why won't anybody fuck me I don't wanna live life lonely Why does everyone have to be perfect? Go away, sunny d...

A truck stop in Kansas, With nowhere to go, Too many days without any shows, It's 4 am and I sip from my cup, 5 am the sun's coming up, My body has shifted from the touring mode, Trying to sleep in the van on the road, Gotta find a place where I can sle...

I don't want tofu, I'd rather have a mouthful of beef stew, I don't want to be vegetarian, Why eat beans when you can have steak instead? I don't feel bad about, Eating something that's dead, So why should I be sad, For cows getting hit in the head? S...

Starry, starry night Paint your palette blue and gray Look out on a summer's day With eyes that know the darkness in my soul Shadows on the hills Sketch the trees and the daffodils Catch the breeze and the winter chills In colors on the snowy lin...

The leads are weak. The leads are weak. Fucking leads are weak? You're weak. Remember when America had a middle class and an upper class? That was way before the exodus. That was the America that we thought was number one, thought would overcome, thou...

Brilliant? A word describing something dumb You create to desecrate the villain I've become A prophet, not to be made but heard Speaks in tongues and sarcasm To me it's plain, to you absurd You don't know me let alone my intent Actions do not always self repre...

There's something wrong with the kids in my neighborhood They always listen to your mom They disregard civil disobedience They'd rather do what they're told They don't drink, or fuck, or fight (they don't start fights) They sit home, and read, expand their min...

We never like to sing Whoas We hate Whoas We're against Whoas We hate Whoas We prefer AHHHHHHHHHHs And Na Na Na Na Na Na's Of course Yeah Yeah Yeah's are alright Between AFI and The Offspring I don't think we need anyone else to sing Any more Whoas...

Whoops I OD'd, Shortness of breath. Call ambulance, Tell my wife I {love her}. Error in judgement cut my life, No second chance, no guiding light. I never meant to cause you pain, I never thought I'd be the one who took the fall. I got lost in the moment, Ass...

We're Rome, Aztec Mexico Easter Island paradigm We are followers of Jimmy Jones Cutting in the Kool-Aid line We are Animal Farm Pigs We are a Terry Gilliam film We are fear Oligarchy We are wolves in wolves' clothing We are this planet's kidney stones...

It's funny how some fables became historic When the authors clearly wrote them to be metaphoric But people will believe anything if it's written Especially in stone or ancient scroll December 25th has been blacklisted Since Dawkins found the proof Jesus n...

I say don't drink and drive You might spill your drink Before you get behind the wheel, just stop & think You can take your chances But there's so much to lose Another bumpy road, There's so much wasted booze I'm not so worried About how many I ki...

Hey you, you have too much hair, And we don't like what you wear, And you have really bad breath, So were gonna beat you to death. Because there is plenty of us, And only one of you, We've got plenty of reasons, And here's just a few, You put your ch...

Your only daughter's turning tricks cause she's jonesin' for a fix She just blew your mechanic, that's when you will lose your wife's Overdose was a success, humiliation was too great Now with your estate foreclosed, you will surely lose your head. Was in...

You're wrong about virtues of Christianity And you're wrong if you agree with Sean Hannity If you think that pride is about nationality, you're wrong You're wrong when you imprison people turning tricks And you're wrong about trickle down economics If you thi...