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Angels we have heard on high Sweetly singing o'er the place, And the mountains in reply Echoing their sweet refrain. Gloria in excelsis Deo. Gloria in excelsis Deo. Shepherds, why this jubilee? Why your joyous strains prolong? What the gladsome tidings be Wh...

I don't mean to disappoint you so I hang out in the closet where you wont be bothered I think my friends make you feel funny they don't make lots of money but at their house I feel comfortable so strange to feel this way around you, I used to look so up to you...

She's beautiful and political she's vegan so I'm watching what I'm eating- if there's a hole in the ozone how could she notice me, if I eat rainforest beef will she smell it on my teeth. She doesn't wear makeup of course she doesn't need it but more than that...

Your pain is a rash it gets worse each time I scratch I won't pry it'll make things worse cuz I'm your curse I'm there too much I'm in too close and I foul it up I wont pry it'll make things worse cuz I'm your curse I'm your curse I just look at things and the...

My money's been spent on an empty apartment The wind seeps thru the cracks it crawls down the walls and creeps up my back Ever since you in September decided you do better than cracks I want you back my car won't go it's buried in snow I think I lost my keys...

I'll do what you tell me to I could take it on Faith if you want me to push it down further inside Push it down further inside I'll put it in a place we Both can forget, I'm pushing it down so deep inside Bottled up nailed down I'm swimming in pushed down T...

I'm too happy I hardly have to try watch me fall down, Tripped so easily some things come naturally I've got a little man inside me whispers she's had Enough this little thing inside me tells me that she's above breakdown I've gotta see you you've got to pr...

It's like everyday every day's Christmas its like everyday I think I could tell you I think I gotta tell you You've set up permanent camp in my brain She's holding out for someone But she's holding on to someone I don't know why it's like it's like everyda...

We love you, We need you, We just can't breathe without you. We love you, We need you, We just can't breathe without you. You're happy, ecstatic, Your life is so traumatic. A lifetime of wondering just doesn't seem that appealing. Here it comes. We love you, W...

Dear Father forgive me it's been 3 minutes since my last erection make it hard so hard hats off to the catholic church hats off to mary and jesus thanks for the guilt you gave me my conscience still enslaves me if beating off's a mortals sin then god what a me...

I'm not your favorite show anymore it seems my ratings have dropped faster than shows with singing cops way too many commercials she said she's acting and she wants to direct some side shows she said she's acting and she wants to direct, but I think I know the...

Oh, you wanna say that you love me, (Love me...) But do you know what's there? But you wanna say that you care, (That you care...) 'Cause I'm not quite prepared. You wanna hug, kiss and hold me, (Hold me...) But I'm still afraid. I think you shoulda told me (...

I'm fragile just like you the secret's out and I'm thru hiding it it's no use hiding it I'd like you to think I'm not so soft you see right through it my hopeless act and it all comes down you see right through me don't you think my clothes make me look tough...

Ba-gawk! Fried chicken fried chicken chickedfried chicken fried fried chicken fried fried chicken chickenfried chicken fried fried chicken chicken run over mom coming home from prom but the song's still funny the song's still funyy, funny sister jill well she'...

dont't laugh the paper said cause soon he'll be dead the paper said today the band would in fact play after cancelling their show doctors had discovered deep down inside the drummer a somewhat large malignant growth it was testicular cancer the paper had all t...

One day near Christmas, when I was just a child, Mama called us all together, Mama tried to smile. She said, " You know, the cotton crop hasn't been too good this year, There's just no spending money and well, at least we're all here. I hope you won't expect a...

You stole our CD's you stole a green t-shirt you're not from a radio station you're just a jerk you stole our stuff your stole our stuff your stole our you stole all our what you gonna tell your friends you stole tell your friends that you stole all of our if...

They're all right well all right no one could feed us like they do non one could breed us like they do non one could breed us they know how to please us they got out and feed us cuz nothing motivates us like free food rock from good homes the parents are all r...

Well I got caught messin in things I shouldn't have well how was I to know that you wouldn't relate as far as I'm concerned I'll put my heart back where you see nothing about how I feel when I was down you were the one I wanted when I was down you were the one...

I can't see more than 2 days away the 3rd day is hazy eat drive play sleep's an ordinary day my life is a maze when I look down sometimes I see the ground I try to hold on but the van keeps spinning around drove all day and now we won't get paid, the 3rd time...

Hey now hey now whets going on with him Never paid too much attention to it, always thought That we'd both make it through it, just a feeling that We both couldn't do better solid together, never fought You never even raised your voice at me, we usually Jus...

Hi my name is John I saw you on Napster.com and I downloaded all your songs I was in seventh grade and I think your band's the best Of all the ska bands on the net Hi my name is John and I'm in seventh grade John, my name is John,I'm in seventh grade Seventh...

Peach fuzz moustache, butt cut El Camino pick-Up truck Aerosmith, Loverboy, Motley Crue Holding hands just me and you We don't need no high school (No high school, we're too cool!) I think we're too cool We'll have kids at seventeen (Getting laid at Dairy Que...

Hot cheese on tuning keys I learned gerbil with the grase the pizza slipped out of my hands no food for the bands when I saw the pizza in his mouth I lost control and I started to shout shout this sad truth that I learned my capabilities know no boundaries he...

Hotdogs in the rain we feel no pain sleepin' in the van after sittin' in the rain breathin in the same air til it chokes the brain no one complains nobody complains drivin' all day to a show that wont pay it seems nothin' is goin' our way eyes feels strong tho...

I could wait some I could wait and you could get your Head together we all could wait some, we could wait And watch you crawl out of the gutter, tongue tied Last night more lies and another fight you could taste some You could take a taste and kill another...

This guy just moved next door to me and I think he's kind of strange I got this neighbor who wears shiny black boots and a big brass belt buckle with a big white beard and tiny wire rim glasses with lots of short friends Who wear pointy little shoes who sends...

I heard the bells on Christmas day, Their old familiar carols play And wild and sweet the words repeat Of peace on earth, goodwill to men. I thought how, as the time goes by, The bells keep ringing day and night. They rolled along, unbroken song Of peace on e...

Nothing gets inside me nothing gets under my skin nothing gets inside my head yeah yeah yeah just this past Friday night everything felt right til some bozo went and ruined it all dickhead, jumped up on the stage seig-heiled jumped back down again crowd dragge...

ireland is at war with herself hopeless that i couldn't help when ireland is at war with herself my heart was strong but i was wrong to think that i could save her her head was mixed in politics and i fell out of favor there was no trial no mercy mild and now...

Some thing's don't come naturally they're just stuck inside us we've got to squeeze to get it out don't just sit and let it rot no rot yeah things don't come easy don't give up so easy we've got to bleed to get it out don't just sit and let it rot no rot just...

Hey Johnny dumbjokes your jokes ain't funny hey Johnny dumbjokes just go away pour this beer on your heard am I doing wrong? God I wish you were dead am I doing wrong? Make fun of gap in your teeth am I doing wrong cut you up cut you down pour this beer on you...

did you know that the kkk adopted a hiway? just a few miles away from my mom's house. they paid their money and they put up a sign. i guess they dress up in sheets and go pick up the trash. the trash, the trash, they pick up the trash. the trash, the trash, t...

Hey, you big dumb ape, Pick on someone your own size. Hey, you big dumb ape, Pick on someone your own size. Hey, you big dumb ape, Pick on someone your own size. Hey, you big dumb ape, Pick on someone your own size. Why don't you just let her go? She's no big...

When I first met you oh I thought I'd seen you in a magazine the way you handled all my jibber jabber talking it must have seemed obscene I got so nervous cuz I thought that maybe I had lost my chance but then you called me up the next night on the telephone i...

So what you've been let go again you probably Ran your mouth too much, too into yourself You're out of touch, You've been let to again So what so what you've been let go again you Set yourself up for the big one, I didn't think You could be so dumb, You've bee...

I've been lied to, I've been lied to You're rearranged lies lies, the facts have changed I think I've Been lied to, how long have all the people Lies lies that I call friends, know I bought it all Lies for so long lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies...

My gun is my gun is broken [x2] It won't cock and it wont shoot my gun is broken What do you figure I pulled on the trigger but My gun is my guns is broken This place is not so harmless three days and I've gone hopeless doubting everything around me all my f...

tell me all about your neighbor tell me something i don't know his chest is thicker i don't have to measure i know that it's bigger i don't know about your neighbor please don't talk about your neighbor i don't want to hear his name he's built like a barrel an...

Wasted wasted time spent and wasted spent and gone time went on wasted wasted time spent and wasted think it over once think it over twice we've gone to pieces I thought it over once I couldn't get past twice being away I just can't seem to go on like this you...

Gotta think positive right now gotta stop whining right now each day gets better somehow gotta think positive right now get it up get it up get it right now get your chin up get your lead out get your whoa whoa 

Oh my God what have I done I let go Had some fun I've done things I shouldn't have done My god what have I done? This is gonna get to my head this has gotta Be confusing up against the fence My blood ran Straight from my head to my pants I can't you Can't...

Cut if off cut if off I'll use it to do dirty things that I don't even realize stick it in places that I don't recognize kill off my friend with my organic gun 1 by 1 2 by 2 we are 3 that's all I need cut if off cut if off would have been so simple if I cut if...

Here's my report on life so far, time is short til the Headaches shaking, sitting in the lobby watching fish Swim in their own shit, he wished he could go two strokes ago So to God up on his throne wont you spare the jokes while You watch all of us choke a...

She was standing next to him in front of all his friends Whad did she do to you man he said she she went shouth. She dropped her jaw a bit and knew she should have should have spit Her mand cand do a keg stand You can be a real man if you do a keg stand He li...

You wrote a letter I made a phone call you werent at home and then you called back thats two to one I should be winning, but im loosing my sense of im loosing in the end im loosing my grasp on im loosing in the end You stood me up ya didnt show up stood on t...

I found some pages hard to read the mystery of you all at once unveiled you simplified me more confused there's so much more to you than I would've guessed I confess I found some pages hard to read I see why you turn the pages quick your soul lies naked on the...

Why would you go all the way to Japan to play a show he said I heard they eat raw fish just the thought of it makes him sick but all the clubs have microphones and people come out to the shows why do you fear what you don't know My God my gun my BBQ don't y...

It's not so easy getting up so early every day so much responsibility In the morning when my eyes are falling out my head I look at him and he starts my engines That kid is rocket fuel (please please go to sleep) When I fall asleep thats his cue to start sc...

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Start marching! You're wearing safety boots late at night, Your momma said you'd better watch out for a fight. And then I thought I'd better carry a gun In case I'm gonna have to knock off someone. "You'd better move on outta my way now, Before I roll right...

Well I just got off the phone. And I'm sittin' here all alone and I couldn't feel better! It's my turn to get it and stick it and im gonna fly to San Francisco Gonna play with Johnny Socko and im gonna fly to San Francisco! I hope we go to Santa Cruz. At the...

This time its serious its serious cuz I know That I can trust you know I won't make a mess This time it's so serious I'm serious So serious I know I got to be serious She's so serious I know that she's so serious Next time it's serious its gotta be serious Cu...

Bob, he's got the fresh ccut fresh cut new attitude hope he knows he knows he cant cut he cant cut those white-trash roots since the short-long since the short-long has gone away there's no new lights there's no new lights on your T.A. ever since you showed up...

It's alright so far come down to the show its alright so far and I want you to know sometimes things can change without an excess needless pain sometimes things can change without the pain impossible to touch impossible to feel cut thru the static to get to wh...

When she skates in sloppy figure eights my Heart just dies she closes her eyes, the wind it Blows and she just smiles did you feel my heart pump When you jumped the speedbump, I held onto your hand You said is it safe to wear your skates into the movie Place...

Wouldn't it be nice if we could stay the same way? Forget about what happened the other day Mosquitoes breed in stagnant water It'd be great if I could laugh it away All debts canceled so easy Mosquitoes breed in stagnant water I swam on stream on spring I...

It's just a state of mind just a state of mind just a state of mind I don't need to worry about payin' taxes growing old makin' money pitchin' loads I'm above all that that's right I'm the supernatural nerves of steel my heart is cold I'm immortal I can't stop...

Why you gotta make it so criminal I gotta stick it gotta heed to stick it I need to stick it I'm so physical in the morning stick it noon and night I stick it its in my head again I'm so physical why you gotta make it so criminal it gets in the way of things w...

Sure I like your smile And I'd like to talk awhile But what I really like Is feeling on your stuff You don't even know how much I care for you Care to see you naked Naked as can be I'm just so tired of romance I just want to get in your pants I just want to f...

You put me in a tough spot assuming That I think just like you do I'm not your idiot Won't eat the racist crap you spew and you put Me in a rough spot, cuz I didn't really want to Walk all the way home, but I shoulda said something Instead I just sat there an...

You're not alone not alone as you feel She gets so depressed around Christmas late December Is the time to remember all the people who've left her She's more in tune with Halloween Do you know what I mean cuz all the ghosts They're all fake and the ghosts of...

I want to tell her that yes I believe and I'll be what she wants me to be too bad it was presented in a style I resented, I cant be what she wants me to be she wants her grandkids to believe in a God and not the violence on TV, the millions without love starve...

these rocks have energy, the kind i think she reall needs these rocks have energy, the kind i think she really needs and these leaves have energy, the kind i think i know she needs i stood right in the center looked up and wished her better the rocks the sk...

Last year we went sledding til we couldn't sled no more It was so cold we went inside and threw Our wet clothes on the floor, it seems like forever since We warmed up together this year more than ever You let me put my hands where they wouldn't be so cold A...

Just three more days til Christmas and there's Just one thing on my wish list I don't care If the snow doesn't fall or if there's no holly To deck the halls but if you were wrapped in Ribbons of red and if you forgot what I had said And if you were wearing Sa...

turn it on turn it on and tune me out it's so romantic you and me and your tv we made dinner with candles bagles with lax and we watched cops i think i forgot what your eyes look like when they're not reflecting 90210 turn it on and tune me out you don't need...

Its not time to be controlled just like me youll do what you're told ive been fed good drugs all my life I'm addicted to snake and horse and hash and speed passports i.d.'s spread your cheeks get on your knees vow vow vow vow vow vow vow vow my name is rusty i...

Wide awake but I can't see what you do to me but I just turn my heart and let the problem be because I'm wide awake but I can't see yeah yeah when I'm with you I get all shook up I tried it all I tried to write a letter but it just didn't turn out right so I g...

You sent a Christmas card to my parents I get nothing, I get nothing you could have at least sent something mean saying how happy you have been you could have at least sent something cruel to cut out the guessing I had an evil plan to send you a collage of let...

All right you win again we're friends, I sit back and watch This end, how could you said you never would go back on your word, alright we're friends you win again You laid me down down to rest, stacking bricks upon my chest I felt my will slowly leave with...