Mentors

I'm lookin' for a chick that wears a ring Cause one night stands are my thing Your marriage means nothin' to me I'm totally into adultery It's our secret between just you and me That we're into committing adultery She was feeling all alone She called...

All women are insane Some were born with no brain They bitch and cuss on the rag Know they are one hell of a drag If everything don't go their way They must fuck and suck me for their pay Males are superior Females are inferior Im going in an east di...

No tour bus, but we don't really care I'll fuck yer sister and shave her pubic hair Well I'll fuck yer mother It's what I wanna do I'm a pervert, She's a pervert wouldent you like to be a pervert too? Be A Pervert, yeash! Mentor's pervert. (hey!) Be A Pervert...

Hey baby what you got down there? Let me [????????????] Your ass is jucy it says so on your jeans Your barley legal you just turned 18 Your pussy's hot and tight like a vise I'm on you like white on rice Your tits are large and shaped like foot-balls C'mon bab...

The Mentors were rockin' the northwest And that was well understood I was Thoroughly Crustely horny At a strip club in the hood Well it was me, Sickie, & Hethen We had a room next door Fuck all this booze Fuck all this Steak I found myself three black whor...

Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey, Ooo Ooo Ooo Ooo Ooo Ooo Ooo Ooo Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey, Ooo Ooo Ooo Ooo Ooo Ooo Ooo Ooo Stand up and salute, It's the American way Listen' you fag's to what I say [I'm keepin'] bare arms to shoot and kill gays I'm a c...

Here's a story about the finer things in life Jackin' at the strip club we don't have to think twice Stripper poles (Oh yeah!) Raise your glass (Yeash!) Take a drink (All Right!) Now bring out that ass (Woot-Woo) Big fake titties every day Silicone sluts take...

I can't get it up, ooooooo yeah! I can't get it up, lookin' at you yeah you see I've tried all day rubbin' it on the floor rubbin' it on the wall and slammin' it in the door tried all day shock treatment you don't turn me on i tried to tell you before...

Livin’ on welfare and I don’t care what the people think of me I’m livin’ on welfare and I don’t care Can’t ya see Gettin’ in the line down at the office Listen to them bitch and swear Down at the welfare office nobody really wants to care Will you hurry up,...

I can't believe my eye watchin you on sunset strip wearin all that glam rock makeup in drag and buckin your hip Glam rock faggot all you are is a glam rock fag chicks with dicks chicks with dicks Ya hang out on the strip Heh tryin to pick up on chicks With t...

Clap, cla-a-a-a-p queen Sick, sick and obscene Clap, clap, clap, clap queen She´s a bitch that craved less Now she´s copped a kinky mess She just could not wait So she stooped and ate his bait... Clap queen, you are obscene You are the clap queen I´m a stud th...

I'm couch test casting in Hollywood Couch test casting makes me feel so good My luck with women is ever lasting On my office couch, I'm always casting You wanna come to Hollywood and be a star Have sex with me and you'll go real far The office is open from 8...

I got a donkey dick, it'll make you sick I got a donkey dick, it's big and thick I got a donkey dick, it's a hell of a fact I got a donkey dick, it's where it's at I've got a great big donkey dong It's over 15 inches long I've got a great big donkey pri...

Yeah!....I'll tell ya Every Human's Gotta have a hand So he can have sex in his little hand Yeah... Every Human's Gotta urinate Every Human's Gotta deffecate Every Human's Gotta Have Sex But can you expect to get it up when there's a bloody kotex? Yeah......

Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her First you, you gotta find her If she´s an airhead you never mind her You search throughout every...

Ooohhh yeah baby, you´re in luck, Free fix for a fuck You can start to suck and I´ll fix you for a fuck It ain´t like you´re turning tricks, It´s just a fuck for a fix Now come on baby, shoot shit in your vein I know you ain´t got a brain, That´s why I say Fre...

It's still early in the evening I can see the smoke hangin' in the air Can you feel the tension buildin' We gotta cut it loose right here and over there It's time to get the party started, yes Put the fuckin' alcohol on ice It's time the Finish what we starte...

Get up, and die I wanna see, you suffer and die I know, I have a superior brain I wanna see, Every new-waver slayn. Yeah! Get up, and die I wanna see, you suffer and die I know, you can smell it on my breath I wanna see new-wave death. Yeah! Woaho-oh Woaho-o...

Thank you, Thank you All you women out there. I'm gonna tell yall a rightous story Bout how the Mentors got all there glory Stripper chick's all have a [Good bucks job] One pick me out could [set your lazy slob] Well she was a nurse, and she thought she was f...

Listen little girl it´s near the hour Come with me and take golden shower Listen little slut, do as you´re told Come with daddy for me to pour the gold Golden shower, it´s getting near the hour For a golden shower, I´ve got the righteous power All throu...

I don´t want your herpes two I don´t want your herpes two And if you give me your herpes two Bitch, I´m gonna kill you She went to the store to buy some slurpers Two weeks later she came home with herpes I just do no more than spank her On her twat she´s got a...

Heterosexuals have the right to rock So glam fags get off the block Who wants to see transvestites in drag Who look like a glam rock fag Looking like a sissy and a bitch Ya look like that your daddy must be rich Make up on their face and their hair in a shag...

She was shit on, pissed on, puked on rockin' all night long And whipped on, spit on, wiped on, everybody sing along Rocked on, socked on, bled on, rockin' all night long Cut on, beat on, bit on, now it's time to rock I'ma sadistic fuck, I'm so hard to please...

You can smell my butt Like a dirty slut Smell it You can take my pole Ram it in yer hole Ram it deep inside You can take my cock The biggest on the block and ride it Ride it In and out of you Like the doggies do In and out of you You can suck my dick Like...

Listen everybody to what I say Halleluja, it´s judgement day Kregs and parites every day Mentors are here to stay I love it when your head hangs like A bowling ball tied to spaghetti Because when I hack it I´ll do it with a rusty machete Watch out all creeps a...

Oh do what I say because I am the superior sexual lay when you’re in my house get naked with me and take off your blouse You got to jump through the hoops you do as I say when I crack my whip I expect you to jump through my hoops Alright now I got out my cha...

Don't ya love it baby When you gotta get it on With a cruster With a hard on and bad breath breathing in your face Saw you walking down the street Watcha doing, out walking your beat? I got money, I got power How much to give you a golden shower So she got i...

We´re the ones that drink yer beer We´re the ones that fuck yer rear We´re the studs in the stable We drink ya under the table We don´t care if ya nag I'll suck on tits that sag It could be 100 degrees But we are the kings of sleaze We are the kings of sleaze...

Like sounds pouring through the hourglass Many hands have felt your sorry ass Bitch im gonna leave ya for the buzzardssome for the vultures I see the vulture way up in the sky Swooping down baby to peck out yer eye Leave her you for the buzzards, im gonna l...

Now I was rockin', Rockin' with the boy's We were layin' it down And makin' a lotta noise I saw this slut in the front row With a nice pregnant belly And a ass made of dough A pregnant slut with a hicky on her neck With a baby in her belly And about to get wr...

I wanna be her number one First one up her butt has more fun I don't wanna be her number two To felch out all that shit and that poo poo Now shes got a list of five Slut your makin' me lose my sex drive My best friend he was number seven He'll go to hel...

Can you feel...the stillness? Alone at night...completely woman less Can you feel...the stillness? Suffering from...Masturbation Illness Can you feel...loneliness? Alone saturday night...completely dateless Can you feel...the stillness? Alone at night sufferi...

A gangbang is a gangbang We grab our penis in her every hole Pull out and put peanut butter on our pole It felt really dandy She licked off the apricot brandy She’s my midnite mistress Now she’s gonna get a kiss We’re pumpin’ with peanut butter on our...

What I see? My daughter with that man Ohh I know there up to a dirty plan I think it's kinda scary My daughter My little girl Daddy's little girl Oh daddy's little girl What are you doing? My daughter is a strawberry How would you like it if your daughter w...

My erection is over, my erection is over I thought of you a few times But baby, you don´t make me spew Not you, I can´t spew thinkin´ of you...yuk Thinkin´ of you...gross, thinkin´ of you I want me a chick with a fat ass She´s got to be a slut and be rea...

Oh She's the type of chick I like. Yeah you know the type A gasoline guzzler who's always hittin' my pipe a lock lizard with sad stories to tell Hi my name is John and this is her highway to hell Truck stops, crank pipes, and razor blades STDs, abortions, po...

My bitch is on the rag Bloody cunt is such a drag My bitch is on the rag Oh she's such a nag Ran and jumped and splashed in her bed Then I noticed the sheets were all bloody red I was chowin' down and somethin' tasted weird Ran to the mirror saw blood on my b...

I'm goin' over the top. I'm playin' fuckin' rape rock and she's suckin' on my cock I'm goin' over the top. playin' rape rock while she's suckin' on my cock Goin' over the top it's time, it's time to let the turds drop I'm playin' fuckin' rape rock it's time, i...

Over, under, sideways down. Backwards, forwards, flip you around We will be screwin' in every position I don't need to ask your mother's permission You know how to swing like a chimpanzee Your grabbin' on my dick like the branch of a tree I find 'em feel 'em...

Ahhhh, here we go again Standing outside of 7-11 With my hand out to the wind See a custy pull in And askin him again and again Can you spare some change to help out the poor? I'm out here panhandlin' and I'm feelin sore I'm a panhandler Panhandlin out in t...

Was cool and understood The [Big] tom around the neighborhood I got my spy-scope Me and my band were high on dope I'm a Peepin', I'm a Peepin' Tom I'm a Peepin', I'm a Peepin' Tom This time I didden't want to goof I got my ass up on that roof Then I looked a...

I went out drinkin',drinkin' with the boys I had to do it to get all my joys I got drunk,so high on some booze Comin home baby,to give you a bruise Rock 'em,Sock 'em,it's a gas Rock 'em,Sock 'em,gonna kick your ass Rock 'em,Sock 'em,it's a gas Gonna come home...

Yes we want ta, Yes we need ta, Yes we wanna fuck you Yes we've got ta, We've gots ta fuck ya, Yeash we've got ta fuck you Fuckin' all night long screwin' til the dawn Fuck the night threw We know how to, yes we do we know how to screw We wanna fuck you yes w...

Suck and fuck and cook and clean Baby you know what I mean You gotta do it every day Suck and fuck and cook and clean Slut you know what I mean It's your daily routine First you suck Then you fuck Then you cook And last you clean Suck and fuck and...

It´s the sandwich of love, one below and one above In the sandwich of love, crustin´ and grossin´ She hasn´t been laid in days Now she´s covered in Mayonnaise She´s a woman with no soul She´s got a guy in every hole This is fun and sweet We´re the buns and she...

Here comes my secretary hump I'm gonna cram my dick up her rump She works all day from nine to five She's kickin' up my sex drive Now I'm gonna open her mouth real wide And cram my big dick inside Now, I'm just an executive on the job And I'm just a horny slo...

Get off your back and service me or be smacked Bend on over here, I´m putting pain on your rear Brains in her head she lacks So service me or be smacked I do it with every chick Many shits I have packed I know I´m just a bum Beat your ass just like a drum List...

Hey there young sweet little girl I´ll teach ya how to fuck Pull down my pants over here and I´ll teach ya how to suck I´m a prevert in the nation Teaching yer children all about the sex education In the school system I´m a mentor I´ll make yer daughters cunt...

Shocked & grossed, shocked & grossed I´m Shocked & grossed Shocked & grossed, shocked & grossed Shoked again Shocked & grossed, shocked & grossed I´m throughly shocked Shocked & grossed, shocked & grossed Shoked again I´m Sh...

We´re creepy crawlin´ through the night We´re lookin´ for some pussy good and tight Hopefully you will be drunk and asleep For us to sink our dicks in deep Little Betty wasn´t too frisky When she passed out from the whiskey Then we gave her knock-out pills To...

I´m the one that can make you come I´m the one who can make you high I´m the one who´s a lot more fun So run away from that guy I´m the one who has hard meat Leave yer man it's time to cheat Keep yer eye on the clock When the bell rings it´s time for cock Sp...

Yeeaasshh...Yeeaasshh...Yeeaasshh...Yeeaasshh... Yeeaasshh...Yeeaasshh...Yeeaasshh...Yeeaasshh... Suck it.. Suck! I saw her in the bar, She was drinking alone Waitin' for a cab cause she couldn't walk home Last call came out the door she went if you ain't g...

My dick is gettin’ hard I want that tub of lard sittin’ there lookin’ at me she should be a whale in the sea I said baby how ‘bout a man in my face she threw some sand she said I’m the type you won’t like cause I’m a full on dike I said how ‘bout your daught...

It's the time for the thrills I got an assortment of knockout pills Soon you'll be lyin' in my bed I know you'll be givin' head This is what I got for you A ton of drugs to do So shut up and listen to this Now take qualludes and thorazine Heroin and morophin...

When you're horny you're horny When you're horny like me When you're horny you're horny You fuck everything you see When you're horny you're horny When you're horny like that When you're horny you're horny You fuck 'em super fat Over and over its alw...

Let me tell you what happened the other day Met this woman I took home to lay I went over to the sleasy diner Met this wench sporting a shiner She said Duce, kick back and don't be bored I'm goin' down to satisfy the landlord Kickin' back at the pad where we...

Wine you and dine you Baby yer so fine Wine you and dine you Let´s sixty nine Lets go yer house And kick back in the shade Take off yer blouse It´s time to get laid Wine you and dine you Yer so sweet Wine you and dine you Choice hunk of meat I´m a nice guy,...

Waoh-ho-ho, Waoh-ho-ho ho Waoh-ho-ho, Waoh-ho-ho ho Waoh-ho-ho, Waoh-ho-ho ho Waoh-ho-ho, Waoh-ho-ho ho. Yeah! Well I went rockin' from city to city And the selection of girls was just a pity I want the glory of bonin' the bottom of a whore Just like the stor...

She said El Rapo come here and gimme a kiss I'll cum in her face, she loves to drink my piss She sucks on my cock sometimes all day & night I'll do her again, and again her puss feels so tight Young, Fresh, Tight, Sweet Stuff It feels so good she likes it...