Machine Gun Fellatio

My darling the stars, they shine for you My darling the birds twitter for you My darling my heart skips a beat Whenever I think of you And under this moonlit sky I pray and dream that I Will be the one, will be the one that you Bend over and bang good a...

They tried to assassinate me, can't get past my shield Got a hundred fresh disciples learnin' how to kneel What I ain't got, they beg borrow steal They're my hundred fresh disciples learnin' how to kneel Hundred fresh disciples, babe, I got a hundred fresh...

Only three front doors, long dusty hall, living room, dining room, shower and the kitchen. Two set of stairs, five bedrooms, a junk room, a sewing room, a toilet out the back. 204 Bell Street, it was a shit house! [so give me a drill] 204 Bell Street, it...

[Approximately] Alright sir, here we go, what are we going to give [???] On twenty-five gonna give me thirty dollars thirty make it thirty bid on thirty-five and now forty make it forty now forty-five make it forty five Five, five, five, make it forty-five...

all by myself still here the way she left me i'll buy myself some shit to get me through this day skipped off to play with someone else skipped off to play with someone else i found the note she left and that's all she had to say so it seems my love has...

All of them ladies in their Summer dresses Driving me crazy with their Second wind All of them ladies in their Summer dresses Driving me crazy with their Heroin I found your number I was Feeling lucky I wish I could call you after Everything All of...

Baby's gone away for several days And I'm awake and I'm amazed I haven't shaved I haven't bathed And I'm dismayed to say I caved To all I'm craved I've misbehaved I am depraved I can't be saved I can't be saved I can't be saved Change the words and stea...

Chinese girl with knee-high socks Spanish hips, she's Italian She's a blacklamb Mmm, she's a blacklamb She's a berry, she's a quince She's a mango, she's a rambutan She's a blacklamb Ah, she's a blacklamb She's retro, she's hetero She's Elly May going...

What is it that gives a pop record that special something, that extra touch that makes it a hit and lifts it to the dizzy heights of the top of the top ten? As the monster truck speeds up to pass I find myself alone with you at last Now's there's a little s...

As the monster truck speeds up to pass, I find myself alone with you at last. Now there's a little somethin' that I forgot to ask: if you got the pigeon, I got the ass. Butter my ass with a pigeon, butter my ass real good. Butter my ass with a pigeon,...

I brought back a souvenir All the way from Kampuchea A plastic bag up my ass And soon the goods will all come to pass I sell the seeds of misery I've got a deal and a place to be Make that call Get on the phone Come on Chase the dragon Got the kind o...

Chunky chunky ripitup now, chunky chunky ripituh Chunky chunky ripitup now, chunky chunky ripituh Chunky chunky ripitup now, chunky chunky ripituh Chunky chunky ripitup now, chunky chunky ripituh She came from the Cocus Islands with a limp and a snow-shake...

I walked out on the front porch an' I hollered An' them dogs An' them dogs An' them dogs come out from under the house barkin' An' them dogs An' them dogs come out from under the house barkin' They knew we was goin' coon huntin' They knew we was goin' c...

So what exactly are you saying? You'd like to live your life between the sheets There's no destination The hours getting way past getting late Defy the public opinion You're talking big it comes too easily I'm not prepared to entertain You salivate when...

Like punch drunk fighters, we stumble through the streets Kissin' in the hallways We're strippin' and we're slidin', we're fallin' to our knees Wrestlin' through the doorway Drug sex - We bump and we grind Drug sex - We lost track of time And you never...

I don't see why you need them, really I don't see why you need them Our aim is to give the public honest melody and honest price. Honestly paid for and honestly printed. We believe the public want these songs, but, we believe something else as well. We belie...

Sometimes it's best to give an old dream a rest... Huh, hnh, huh, hah Huh, hnh, huh, hah Huh, hnh, huh, hah Huh, huh, huh, h-h-h-huh Let's go! (?) Huh, hnh, huh, hah Huh, hnh, huh, hah Huh, hnh, huh, hah Huh, huh, huh, h-h-h-huh Huh, hnh, huh, hah H...

I'm going to the beach I like to do the swim I am especially good At the butterfly Here are my flipper Here are my goggles too Hear my barnacles Have you got bucket and spade Bouncy bouncy bikini bottoms Bouncy bouncy bikini bottoms Bouncy bouncy bi...

I got washed up on an island in Memphis I got wasted in a Longbeach bungalow I took out your assassins on a plateau drunk with poison I'm hell-bent on doing the things you love I'm hell-bent on doing the things you love You got lipstick, you got velvet, y...

the girl of my dreams is giving me nightmares i found her on tv now i see her everywhere she's got style she's got violent ways about her she's got me so that i can't dream without her she's giving me nightmares she's giving me nightmares she's giving me...

Let's get it all together now How to play golf I'll give you one tip (?) How to play golf I'll give you one tip (?) Hit the ball away from you (swing!) The ball is teed up The ball is teed up Start out with a drive Heave at the ball How to play go...

Hold the gun to you head Hold the gun to you head Hold the gun to you head Hold the gun to you head Hold the gun to you head ...and pull the trigger Put your hands out Put your hands out, OUT Put your hands out, OUT Way out 'bout shoulder high like th...

i seen ya lately, hangin' out in hollywood i dig ya baby, i'ld samba wich ya if I could and one day maybe, i'll shake it wich ya and one day maybe, i'll shake it wich ya really good i seen ya lately, hangin' out in hollywood i dig ya baby, i'd samba wich...

I'm in the Poodelabra Lounge, it's Pinky Beecroft... ..and friends... Horny blonde forty shaved sexy wants to do it all day Wiv a gun-totin' trigger-happy tranny named Kinky Renae Digs pop masturbation music windsurf piss in your ear Seekin' genuine Gemin...

Horny blonde forty shaved sexy wants to do it all day Wiv a gun-totin' trigger-happy tranny named Kinky Renae Digs pop masturbation music windsurf piss in your ear Seekin' genuine Gemini circumcised kind and sincere Retired teacher fifty-eight seeks regula...

Horny blonde forty shaved sexy Wants to do it all day Wiv a gun-totin' trigger-happy tranny Named Kikky Renae She digs pop masturbation music Windsurf piss in yr ear Seekin' genuine Gemini circumcised Kind & sincere Retired teacher 58 seeks regular...

Take me to your car I don't know you but I want to come out with you I had some cocaine I think I got an extra line for you I dance electric You can talk about yourself I dance electric Think I got an extra line for you Take me to your car (take me to...

I wanna start the third world war It's just what we've been waitin' for It'll free the hungry and the poor, yeah I... ...wanna start the third world war It will create new and exciting sports In a world of hate, a game show worth fightin' for You didn't...

I'd like to find out about a song I heard last night at a disco party and it goes something like this: der der der der, der der der der der der der der, der der der de- der der der der der, der der der der der der der der de- der de- der, der der der der d...

I see a shape in the crowd I turn to know where you are But all around me's the stench of high density housing The stereo's listening to me And I'm being watched by TV And valium's all I have left since I ran out of coffee Just because you don't remember...

I-I-I-I've been thinking 'bout floodbank levies We've been talking 'bout floodmark risin' Next time you go screechin' 'bout float-feed I'll take steps to make you think again Six past seven and I'm in sunshine Smilin' at pigeons, scratchin' my chest Some...

Take a line of silver, take a line of coke Take a line of silver, take a line of coke Take a line of silver, take a line of coke Take a line of silver Don't forget your favourite things Don't forget your favourite things Booty in the crib on the non-stop...

This song is about the night I was watching a documentary about Aztecs, and realised that llamas can walk up steps without help She had really big ears Not the kind you'd normally see When you're walking down the street Yeah she had really big ears Oh y...

...and I want him to grow up casual, like his dad (?) You've got some men (???) the ladies But then...I'm not for that, right, I'm for the ladies So I'll go there and defend the title Cool it down, right? I want him to grow up casual, like his dad (?)...

I got the joint I got the joint jumpin' Oh baby, got my mojo pumpin' I got the joint I got the joint jumpin' Oh baby, got my mojo pumpin' I got the joint I got the joint jumpin' Oh baby, got my mojo pumpin' I'm turnin' black from the dick up I'm turn...

She is a financier Employed me for a year I clean her office shine her chandelier I'm risking my career I took us for a beer I'm wondering where do we go from here She held me in her hands while I kissed her mouth She held me in her hands while I kissed...

I'm a mutha fukka on a motorcycle (She's a mutha fukka on a motorcycle) Oh, I'm a mutha fukka on a motorcycle (She's a mutha fukka on a motorcycle) Oh, I'm a mutha fukka on a motorcycle (She's a mutha fukka on a motorcycle) I'm a mutha fukka on a motorcy...

This is a song I wrote by mistake Which is nice My ex-girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band He writes love songs about her, and from what I understand He's the expert now at takin' off her clothes He's got two songs on the radio, I wish I'd written those M...

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8!! Let it all out!! Let it all out!! When the sunshine hits your eyes you'll find me there And I'm not afraid of romance Although you've just arrived to crash my life Your smile is saying something that I like: You're not afraid of romanc...

Bueno (?) (???) Just for you (?) I'm saying all the things that I know you'll like Making good conversation I gotta handle you just right You know what I mean I, I took you to an intimate restaurant Then to a suggestive movie Ther-There's nothing l-l-...

I like lips and eyes and mouth and smooth soft skin I got long fingers - gonna draw you in So put on my moan and take off your clothes Slide down slow beneath your belly I go I'm going down, down, down, down, down, down, down, To Pussy Town (yeah, baby.....

(see if you can do what the next song tells you to) (i was havin' a really good time.... .... and you fucked it up, baby i like the way yr hips ride those curves this brings me joy more than this boy deserves but when yr sister calls me late at night i...

Ride the back of an angry pig Don't understand arithmetic Some join in, get a sweat Others don't get into it Ride the back of an angry pig Ride the back of an angry pig Ride the back of an angry pig Tell me how does it feel? Father sun, mother moon Ri...

You're like a rollercoaster, toast ya in a big four-poster bed You're such a puddin' I shouldn't I couldn't I'm a gorilla in a wooden keg Cruise around town with the windows down Shakin' all 'round to the stereo sound Cruise around town with the windows...

Now he's sick with the taste of... The sound of airbrakes sends a shiver down my spine Those gilded ladies on the mudflap slide I'm workin' bug-eyed on the late shift Doin' a long haul sucking truckie's dick Now he's sick with the taste of truckers come...

Every time I see you smile I forget what it was that I had to file Under what it was I had to say Hang on, let's start again... Every time I see you smile I forget what it was that I had to file Under what it was that I That I had to say Every time I s...

Remove the roadblocks that hold you back Create prosperity and success in your life Develop better business skills and become a successful achiever Release more creativity and imagination Dissolve stress Develop high self esteem and self confidence Attra...

I got a friend in Jesus, he's got a friend in me He's a bit hung up on god, but we've agreed to disagree Sometimes when I'm feeling frisky, call you up at home One time when your boyfriend answered I pretended I was selling mobiles I'm lovin' this summer s...

I've got a friend in Jesus, he's got a friend in me. He's a little hung up on God, but we've agreed to disagree. Sometimes when I'm feeling horny,I call you up at home. One time when your boyfriend answered i pretended i was selling mobile phones. Coz I'm...

Do, do do do do do Take it slow On a fragment of melody Take it slow And you'll find your way back to me Take it slow Get out your music & dance with me Get out your music & dance with me Take it slow On a fragment of melody Take it slow And...

Reluctantly crouched at the starting line Engines are pumping and thumping in time The green light flashes, the flags goes up Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup They deftly manoeuvre, and muscle for rank Fuel burning fast on an empty tank Reckl...

The girl of my dreams is giving me nightmares I found her on TV now i see her everywhere Shes got style shes got violent ways about her. She got me so that i can't dream without her. She's giving me nightmares! She's giving me nightmares! She's giving m...

I'm drinking wine in the morning I just can't seem to stop Snorting blue collar gak from a black hooker's arse The mirrorball's starting to rock The mirrorball's starting to rock Snorting blue collar gak from a black hooker's arse The mirrorball's starti...

i've been sittin' on my own, dreaming of your fingernails so i've been using my own while rehearsing my hips i've got a bottle of beer and i'm a lon way from home and it seems really stupid to be partying alone look me in the eye & tell me it ain't wr...

there's a scream & a shout i know what that's all about get in the limousine baby my trouble maker long cigarettes short skirt fishnets get in the limousine baby my trouble maker can't stop turnin' it upside down can't stop turnin' it inside out...

I tried to talk to you Can't get past the weather The friend I thought I knew Has found somethin', somewhere better So I'm hanging on yr line Thought we could speak together Tell me what it is with you, you seem gone forever I'm spendin' all my time dri...

What? Say what? Wot u got I bin to Spain I bin to Rome I bin to Madagascar Wot u got gets me hot I bin to your place I'm in my home I bin to Madagascar Wot u got gets me hot I like the scans I love the strobes I bin to Madagascar Wot u got gets m...

...and that was when he...got his first guitar The Yankeez are coming! Yankeez are dandy! Ya- Ya- Yankeez Yankeez Ya- Ya- Yankeez Yankeez Ya- Ya- Yankeez Yankeez Ya- Ya- Yankeez Ya- Ya- I think that there are certain kinds of musics that cry out for tec...