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I've been going t'same pub fer twenty year,

It were half a crown then fer buy me beer,

But they closed it down fer redecorate,

They said we'll knock a wall down,

Change bar round,

Paint door brown,

It's going to look great.

When I walked into it I couldn't believe me eyes,

Every cunt had a shirt and tie,

Mirrored walls and daft plastic trees,

It were a fun pub disco,

Wine bar bistro,

Gay club puff house,

Cocktail carvary.

So I walked to the bar fer to get me ale,

She said Tetly Bitter's not for sale,

They had fizzy lager with a German name,

I said you've got to be joking,

I started choking, me voice were croaking,

I turned round.

Then a penguin grabbed me fer to throw me out,

He said you've got to dress like a twat end to get in now,

But I've been served in here for twenty years,

Now it's a fun pub disco,

Wine bar bistro,

Gay club puff house,

Cocktail...

Oh what the f**k f**k f**k have they done to me pub,

What the f**k f**k f**k have they done to me pub,

What the f**k f**k f**k have they done to me pub,

Now it's a fun pub disco,

Wine bar bistro,

Gay club puff house,

Cocktail carvery. 

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