Josip On Deck

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2D Queen

[Hook] Golden rings and gundam wings Otaku do reign supreme Legendary status keep my shoujos safe from evil schemes Harajuku flexing like we fell up out a cosplay dream Roll with me and I will show you how to be a 2D queen Everything is anime. Straight u...

Akiba-samas Home

Yeah. Yeah S4 Nigga The holy Akiba-sama nigga [Verse] Riding round Shibuya with a pink hair killa MCM bag fulla 12 inch action figures This that manga life. 10 thousand feet up nigga All my shoujos on that RPG shit. No limits to my business Off the ch...

Akihabara Denki Gai

[Intro] [Hook] In Akihabara Denki Gai where the otaku stay All you see is idols, cosplay, manga-ka, anime Meido meido everywhere, and moe moe in cafes Tell me how it feels to play your life out like a fucking game. (x2) [Verse] All these fucking RPGs....

Alchemy

[Verse] Alchemy! A ten gon slave for me. Now that's a masterpiece Book me for a show and I'mma charge you like batteries All of these rappers is full of themselves. Low capacity I'm getting popular like I whoop the ass of the class bully I magically massa...

ANBU

ANBU black ops. Smoking potent off the moonrocks. She kawaii! Supra supra supra supra. Superduper. Blowing smoke out like a hookah. You a losahh. And my niggas creep like ninjas. ANBU black ops. Smoking potent off the moonrocks. She kawaii! Supra supra su...

Anime

I'm watching anime. Bitch looking bad today. Just came from outerspace. Flip through my manga page. I need 100k. I need a boat by the ocean side. Bruh I be like fuck the other side got a bad bitch and she 2D and bonafide. I know why they hate me. Cuz I go...

Anime Girl (Yoshi City Remix)

-yoshi- [Hook] You can't turn down an anime girl you must be color blind Everything is kawaii the cuteness can not be disguised Know she deredere cause she hug a nigga from behind Anime is life. I swear it's just not something that you watch [Verse] I...

Anime in the Hood

Yeah.. Otaku Kami bishh.. Anime in the hood man.. Straight from level one.. [Hook] I'm anime in the hood. This be that kawaii shit When I make it out I'm getting married to a 2D bitch Trynna hold me back but Otaku God too fucking sick Otaku World gon h...

Anime Pussy ft. Killa Karisma

-random moans- -INTRO- I dunno... She'd look better if she was an anime girl. -END INTRO- [Hook] Anime pussy An-anime pussy Anime pussy An-anime pussy Anime pussy An-anime pussy Anime pussy An-anime pussy They be fine as a motherfucker (anime...

Animegirl

[hook] She's an anime girl. She's an anime girl. She's an anime girl. She's an anime girl. She's an anime girl. She can rock your world. She's an anime girl. She's an anime girl. She can rock your world. she's an anime girl. she can rock your work. bet...

Backlog

we gon be up when the sunrise. we feeling like the coolest ones alive what i wanna do i can't even decide. backlog too long i can't even lie switching lanes with a young shoujo. she look like kyary pamyu in her photos. instagram alot of pics from akiba. ins...

Baka World

while i'm steady chillin they be living up in baka world bakas gon be bakas though so i stay in otaku world looking like sheeps while i'm fly in my spaceship herder fucking up so now they hopin for that abduction man this nigga trippin send his stupid ass...

Bbygrl

I might be chillin with baby girl. Baby baby girl. I'm the king of this Otaku World. Of Otaku World. I got all the fucking flavors that you could never see. I got baby girl that look like pandas and ice cream. I might pull so super fresh. Oo so super fresh...

Blonde Twintail Shoujos

blonde twintail shoujos. blonde twintail shoujos. blonde twintail shoujos. bitch i'm yugi moto pull up with my shoujo you can't take no photo uguu to the maximum twintails with hairbow blonde twintail shoujos. blonde twintail shoujos. blonde twintail...

Bonasu ft. Trackslayer ION

god damn man i think i hit a bonus. smoke two blunts now a young sensei zonin. bitch i'm playing sonic fucking early in the morning. i'm still retro mobbin with my squadrant and you know we on it. shoutout retro mob tsg shout out rse you know who i be i'...

Bushido Blade

Dragon maze catch me in my mansion on Bushido Blade If you need that kushpack in an instant just text me okay. J after j mixing up the lean like I'm Jammaster Jay. In Tokyo rolling Bubblegum like fuck what haters say. I am gonna continuously stand on top o...

Chibi

Yeah bro we just gon let that fuck shit die out Damn. I like this beat though Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa Never forger where you came from O.G. Retro. Retro. Retro [Hook] What the hell happened to yo chibi? You done changed alot since the time y...

Crescent Moon

Uhn..what...look in the sky Scurr [Hook] When I see that crescent moon. I think shoujos in twos Might be this seasons monsoon. God damn Akiba-sama rules Still sugoi flexin in Roppongi. Bathing ape is on Jumanji God damn my life is subarashi. My magic gi...

Dark Magician

[Hook] In the trap anime. Know I'm strapped with the K. Cuz these niggas b fake. Cuz these niggas no brain. How I'm gon maintain? Kami-sama dark blade. Riku shit. End game. Skinny nigga Bruce Lee. Everything 2d. New bitch Chun-Li. Nigga can't touch me. F...

Dere Dere

[Intro] Yeah All I really need to do is find a dere dere chick Yeah Take her to the crib yeah she..yea (ah) [Hook] A-All I really need is a kawaii girl on ecchi shit Take her to the telly now jelly cause I'm hella rich All I really need to do is find...

Eternal Sunshine

How we living everything on a million. Might take the brains back in the city. Might get some brain back and I'm with it. Pink hair shoujo down for the nigga. Akihabara where I live at. Everyday yeah yea nigga on a mission. Ain't stoppin till that's complet...

Everything Anime

look at me. look at me. everything anime. pull up and i flex stacking souffle blowing doe outerspace with 2d bae i ain't gotta say shit bitch pootie tang everything anime everything anime fucking great fucking great all this yen up on my plate everythi...

Expect Us (Rules of the Internet) #GamerGate

okay, okay, we need a new rule for the internet okay? rule # 48, moe over EVERYTHING. where you been, you didn't know? #GamerGate , tell me what is up with all the gamer hate? it's rules to this shit, the internet is not to be contained you know who to exp...

Fate/stay night

i been looking for a shoujo this fine for a long time. it's just you and i up in my ride let's go in the sky let's go in the sky take a trip to another side yeah we can relate they don't even understand this is fate this is fate baby who gon know you like...

Flight

i'm just trynna catch a flgiht who gon pay the price? (x8) josipondeck@gmail.com they hit me on my email with that budget here i come bitch i'm known all around facebook bound shoutout my senorita whippin harajuku style take a trip to LA. take a trip t...

For My Shoujos

This for all my shoujos in the city. This for all my shoujos with big titties. This all for my shoujos with flat titties. This all for my ninjas know I'm with it. Everyday I'm all off in the city. All up in my money I'ma spend it. If they got some food t...

Fuck

when we gon fuck? i could never get enough. i could never get enough. baby i just want your touch. when we gon fuck? (x3) when we gon fuck? (x3) I'm like girl you enough. I just want your touch. No one else that I can trust man this shit a must. girl whe...

Fuck 3d girls (bitch you ain't kawaii)

fuck 3d nigga. fuck 3d girls nigga. fuck 3d girls nigga. fuck 3d girls. bitch you ain't kawaii. [verse] all i want is 2d. i don't want no 3d. 2d girl so pretty. 3d girl so bitchy. where you get all that ecchi? these 3d girls can't have me. i only want...

Fuck Dark Lord Chin Chin (Dem Animes)

fuck dark lord chin chin he ain't doing shit nigga. fuck all yo sacrifices they doing shit nigga. fuck dark lord chin chin he ain't doing shit nigga. fuck all yo sacrifices they doing sht nigga them animes is coming boi them animes is coming boi them anim...

Fujoshi Oishi

She be fucking with that. Boys love. (Yaoi yaoi) Fujoshi Oishi. ___ She like yaoi. Fujoshi shit. She be day dreaming bout dem relationships. Rule one if you wanna a damn Otaku gal. You sposed to know the fujoz in the yaoi aisle. She b hiding hentai...

Game Over

Is it real is it real is it real in a whole nother country like damn Is she really dedicated how I am? If she switch I get so mad damn. What you mean you moving on to other shit? I don't even really understand. We used to have it all on that Ota-shit when a...

GameGear

gamegear dino supply is all i wear. i be fresh as fuck looking like a fucking fairy tale. like i came up out the sky i be fly level 99 3d shit i be at the fairy fountain with yo bitch. i be going hard i be in my own zone call me sonic i be blunted off the...

GoGo

i love it when she strip. i love it when she strip. i love it when she strip. that's some real ecchi shit i love it when she strip. i love it when she strip. i love it when she strip she a real kawaii bitch, i love it when she drop that pussy down i l...

Grab My Hand

[Hook:] Growing distant day by day Hoping your trust won't decay A change of heart tore us apart And then we went our separate ways Only if you got to see Grab my hand and followed me For love sake I shed a tear When you were near the sky was clear Di...

Green Dream$ (ft. shiroily & Boba Boyz)

[Chorus: Ren McPurp] Doritos and Mountain Dew I do this for you 360 no scope Kill count just dope Your noob tube on youtube Got that dew flow Your KD slow low (So low) [Verse 1] XXPussySlayer23 My gamertag so come fight me Online battle that's C O...

Hello, How Are You (OGmix)

she's a cutie that ruthlessly carries beauty her duty is staying chewy the booty forever fruity very gentle touches and blushes that make you gooey nothing like a movie so 2d that it is soothing pastel and yin yangs match up well 360 views with glue on ey...

Hentai on My iPad

i'm watching hentai on my ipad hentai on my ipad watching hentai on my ipad hentai on my ipad watching hentai on my ipad hentai on my ipad watching hentai on my ipad hentai on my ipad i got all this ecchi i got all this ecchi man i got all this ecch...

I Am Not A Gimmick

The first mistake you ever made was thinking I was a gimmick Or I'm just some coon nigga making money off anime or some shit I'm bout this shit [Hook] I am not a gimmick. Bitch I'm Ota-kami don't forget it This my life lil nigga this is not an image I'm...

I'm Japanese

Konnichiwa Joisp-san Anime desu Pokémon life Everybody watched Dragon Ball Z [Chorus] When I look in a mirror (in a mirror) I see a Japanese nigga (a Japanese nigga) 'Cuz I spend my time playing pokémon (my time playing pokémon) 'Cuz I like readin' a...

Japan

sittin in the stars breaking down cigars driving foreign cars but they from japan i want a menage. i want a garage. and some foreign board but they from japan brand new kicks. got the new shit. brand new shit. got it from japan. straight rare shit. off t...

Kawaii

[Intro] O.M.G. She's kawaii Damn Don't you look pretty? [Hook] O.M.G she's kawaii Like she fell up out a dream All she makes me think about Is pandas and ice cream She is such a beauty queen XOXO everything Ka-ka-ka-ka-kawaii Ka-ka-ka-ka-kawaii...

Kosupure

[Hook] Inside-Inside-In-in-in-in-Inside the convention where otaku loligag. Ota-kamis in the building and he's sugoi to the max All the girls say he's kawaii and the guys fuck with his swag But the weeaboos dislike him. Nigga tell em why you mad D-D-Damn...

Let Go Paradise

(Chorus) Bitch! Let go! Shinji get your motherfuckin' Ass up in that robot! (robot!) We ain't got no time Cause right now we're alive (alive) I'm so high that I could skydive Gameshark swag Got 99 lives Keep it cooler than a motherfuckin' Frieza...

Lolita (Forever 12)

[Hook] Baby girl in Otaku World. Purer than a child. Lolita forreal. Innocent like she forever 12. Pastel. Baby girl so pure and not condemed in filthy. Daddy brought you cummies come and sit up on his lap. [Verse] Lolita look how you've grown up now y...

LVL UP

Level up I'm on a quest I gotta get the EXP I'm on a quest I gotta get the EXP Nigga this some top level wizardry Get yo level up. You can't fuck w/ me [Hook] Get your level up, grind hard, gain EXP T.O.G is saying that his life is like an RPG Grind h...

Mai Waifu

[Intro] Otakuu. [Hook] I get extra happy everytime I see mai waifu. Yeah she is okay, but she is nothing like mai waifu. Maybe one day I could get married to mai waifu. I don't care what you say nigga, damn I love mai waifu. [Hook] Damn I love mai wa...

Manga

Jumping off the wall. I got manga on my wall. I got all these mainstream rappers jocking off my style. On a pixelated cloud. My bitch got the 2D crown. Eating pizza rollin` reefer bitch I'm 8bit Jesus now. Mega made. I done came far. Spit that Dragon bomb....

Mitsubishi Paper

mitsubishi paper. mitsubishi paper i need that mitsubishi paper. mitsubishi paper. i need that mitsubishi paper. mitsubishi paper. i need that mitsubishi paper. mitsubishi paper. mitsubishi paper. mitsubishi paper i need that mitsubishi paper. mitsubish...

Moe Over Everything

Moe-Moe-Moe-Moe [Hook] Moe over everything XOXO everything Damn it feels so good to be a master in this maid cafe. Meido meido everything Wuzzup with the tsundere? Damn Otaku God, you screaming moe over everything Moe over everything Moe over everyt...

Moshi Moshi

[Intro] *yawn* Moshi Moshi.. O.G [Hook] Moshi moshi I wake up in the morning arms up yawning Damn it feels so good to be Otaku Kami Moshi moshi I wake up in the morning living legend when I die Write my name in the sky in kanji. k-k-kanji Moshi mos...

My Character

[Intro] Level 99 real nigga.. Equipped with the MCM.. Hair color red.. Class.. Otaku God. (OTAA) [Hook] Ain't nobody fucking with my character I'm unique and different from the regular I'm myself and couldn't get no better bruh Embarrass ya. Made you...

My Dakimakura

[Intro] Goddamn. I love my dakimakura Especially the one with the loli on it Let's get it [Hook] Damn I love my dakimakura. (x3) Go to sleep with my dakimakura Got anime bitches on my pillow when I sleep Wake up in the morning with a bad ass bijin D...

Nekomimis

[Intro] O.G Nekomimis.. Heh... YEA YEA YEA YEA [Hook] Nekomimis. O.M.G Wow she is so kawaii I thought she was M.O.E So I bought her nekomimis (YEA YEA YEA YEA) N-N-N-Nekomimis. Moe over everything Zettai Ryouiki over knee O.M.G she's kawaii. (woop...

Old Man (Hayao Miyazaki Diss)

This song is about a very old man named Hayao Miyazaki. (who?) but I know him as a fucking sellout. Moe over everything. Weaponized anime. [Hook] Old man. Let a young nigga live. Old man. I learned from the mistake you did. O-old man. Why you still worri...

Osaka

[Hook] In Osaka flipping through that manga Leaning back getting brain while I'm in my Gundam Bad bitch be my pocket monster The shit we smoking hit you harder than a rocket launcher Otaku mob at the top. Mt. Fuji Twisting up the lime fucking on a beaut...

Otaku Girls

Let's go [Hook] Otaku girls (woo-woo-woo) (x8) [Verse] It's a lot of otaku girls at the con Cyndi Lauper girls just want to have fun Chill, watch anime, know what I'm saying, playing the games Power level so high broke my scouter mane She could bre...

PaX

i got the sacks. i got the racks. you might see me hop out with the packs. i got the sacks. i got the racks. you might see me hop out with the packs. i got the sacks. i got the racks. you might see me hop out with the packs. you might see me hop out with...

Peache$

Josip On Deck.. yea. yea O-O-O-O Ota-Ota.. Peaches Yeah.. yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah (yeahh) [Hook] Keep the baddest chick you know her pussy smell like peaches Splashing on these niggas and they can't believe it I be turnt up all the time and that is n...

Pink Hair Killa

[Hook] PINK HAIR PINK PUSSY PINK CLIT を愛す I PINK YOU YOU PINK ME PINK KILL MY LIFE THIS TRILL PINK beatin beatin my dick Cause she pink hair killa いまは pinkな時間 [Verse] Moe girls with pink hair rollin with Otakami-sama Pink codiene that's kawaii...

Pocket Tamagotchi

[Hook] Damn I love her body. She is very naughty Keep her by my side like a Pocket Tamagotchi Share the same hobbies. Damn I love them lolis Keep her by my side like a Pocket Tamagotchi Keep her by my side like a Pocket Tamagotchi Keep her by my side lik...

Purple Roses

Anime all day. That's what stay up on my mind. On the grind all the time until I'm level 99. Got shoujos in my castle tho I'm outerspace galactical. My shoujo be so magical we pull up casting magic tho. They ain't even ready for this we outerspace we so le...

Reefer

I be smoking all of this reefer. I be smoking kush all day bitch. I be chillin up with the brownies. I be rolling up out the fucking zip. I be rolling all type of hydro. I be blowing smoke up out my nose. Catch me riding through the fucking city. And ev...

Senpai Gon Notice You

Notice you... [Verse] Never ever could I lose when I got my player two She stay by my side. You couldn't take her if you wanted to She watch anime with me, play games with me as player two Plus shes super kawaii. O.M.G omega cute Used to date them fake...

Shinto

Keep that shit heavy mental. I'm posted at the temple. Kami-sama. [Hook] Ever since like Edo, Samurai been on Bushido. Keeping that shit pure. Blessed by the gods of Shinto. Posted at the shrine, gotta keep that heavy mental. Til America dropped bombs o...

Shoujos

I'm flexing You already know. Otaku Mob Rolex on my wrist Mane I be turnt up bra You already know what it is man Let's get it [Hook] Shoujos all up in my crib. This is how Otaku lives All my blunts is fulla strong and I ain't even lifting shit High a...

Show You Magic

i can show you magic. i can show you magic. i'm just an aladdin looking for a jasmine. smoking on that kush sack got a sip of passion retro swag all day and that's to the maximum i be on my own shit. i be smoking that piff i be coming down the lane like i...

Spooky Scary Skeletons

2spooky5me emo is not edgy. spookyscaryskeletons [verse] ota flow she go down on my pipe like she mario. in akihabara with that manga full otaku mode rocking shows. cosplay hoes love me cause i keep it G everything is sugoi when you're with otaku luxu...

Steins;Gate

Labcoat poet. Stomp the beast. Leave his body broken. I exist out of body. Mobbin on illuminati. Till I get the salute like Nazis. I remain rapacious. Steins;Gate where I'm living now. Like a manga book. [Verse] Very very sad boy. Nonsense. Go repent...

Tenta Rape ft. Fellatia Geisha

[Hook: Josip On Deck] Tentarape, anal gape Fuck your face with monster dick Eight arms raping eight whores Just to wreck her shit All holes filled woah chill You gone break the bitch Wrap around her Tie her down And fill her up with eight foot dicks...

TFW

That feeling when.. That feeling when..(them feels) That feeling when..(them feels) That feeling when...(ohh. ohh. ohh.) [Hook] That feeling when..(them feels) That feeling when..(them feels) That feeling when..(them feels) That feeling when..(feels)...

Tony Hawk (OGmix)

Whip my wrist. Flip a brick. Whip my wrist. Whip my wrist Whip my my wrist. Whip my wrist. 360 720 900. Whip my wrist. SOD. Whip my wrist. Shoutout to Soulja. Wrist on gliss. Whip my wrist. Whip a brick. Fuck a bitch. I whip my wrist. [Verse] I'm in...

Video Game Swag ft. Soulja Boy

niggas can't fuck with my video game swag (x4) i play the game like a muthafucking video game (x4) it's just me and soulja and we splashed up for lyfe sodmg retro mob do it right smoking on that gas out the bong or the pipe smoking out the blunt all muth...

Waifus On My Mind ft. Hentai Dude

[Verse 1: Josip On Deck] Ridin' on weeaboos I go hard seasonal Katana Demon lord Tsundere Wit me Shōjo stay ready Senpai got that ‘fetti I’m kami you dummy My girl oppai heavy Kore wa hentai and kami no senpai In Shibuya tensai as fuck I’m a legend...

Weapon

All I ever knew was to stunt up on these niggas. All I ever knew was to show that I'm a legend. Man I been getting that money out here in the streets I'm flexing. Fuck all of these haters try to run up on me I'ma hit em with a fucking weapon. Hit em with a...

What's Up Otaku World

[Hook] What's up Otaku World? Home of shonen niggas and them cosplay girls M.O.E my nigga from the cons straight to the 4chan boards Eroge porn, fujoshi whores, this is how we chose to live Futanari, yuri, sugoi life, this that otaku shit 2D shit. Hentai...

Yakuza

Yeah Mob. Mob Yeah Yakuza shit nigga. Trafficin them brick to Tokyo [Verse] Stay strapped like Yakuzas. 9mm, Uzis Choppin off these unloyal niggas fingers for the mula Tats all on my body nigga. I'm the $u$hi John Gotti Smoking purple got my eyes redd...

Yokohamas

Shoujos shoujos with me everywhere I go. You might catch me shopping in the manga store. Niggas talking but them niggas moving slow. While I'm on my Yoshi and I'm headed to yo hoe. Riding round on Yoshi and I'm on them Yokohamas. Riding round on Yoshi and...

Yu-Gi-Oh

Holographic status You see that booster pack man Booster pack ultra rare nigga [Hook] Holographic status. Rip open that booster package. (oh!) Everything so rare like Kami-sama playing Yu-gi- (oh!) Gave a heart attack to that shoujo when she seen my gol...

Z

Warusa bakari no uddopekka Kyou mo ana ake Moriboro darake okotta uddo godo Kuchibashi wo doku ni kaeta Komatta uddopekka Su ana ga doku ni yeah my shoujo so awake but she look better when she sleep. i swear that she's a 2d queen i just gon let her ca...

Zenbu ∞

Otaku Kami-sama [Hook] omoidoori ni naranai sekai nara mou iranai hoshii no wa hitotsu dake zenbu zenbu zenbu zenbu (If the world won't be the way I want it, Then I don't even need a little bit. I just want to have a little something; All, I want...

[MLG] ZapD

fuckin wit my team you can get zapped knock yo ass straight up off the map i be in the trap with that loud pack on that fuck shit get yo ass zapped on that fuck shit get yo ass zapped (x4) get yo ass zapped. star fox. catch me in that mecha like i'm ma...

잊지마 (It G Ma) (OGmix)

Otaku God. For anime I go to war. Hiroi Sekai all my hoes. Shoujos love me cuz I'm dope. Pharoah sword. Nile valley all my flows. In the trap it ain't no joke. I'm rocking Pokemon Gold. Gems and Stones. [Verse] It G Ma Otaku God. I live a 2D life. I...