Johnny Rebel

Affirmative action, what's this country coming to? Affirmative action, what's the white man gonna do? It's another government handout and simply said "You've got to hire a nigger instead" I was down at the office, cleaning up the joint Just doing...

They call them coons, they call them toads They call them darkies but heaven knows Ain't nothing but niggers Trying to get under our skin We pay our taxes, they get a check We make a living, they're having sex Ain't nothing but niggers Trying to get un...

I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free Hell with the N double A C P I dont drink I dont cuss I wanna ride on the front of the bus I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free Hell with the N double A C P I wanna eat where the white folks eat Cause I...

Federal aid, federal aid, We hear it all the time, But it's not really federal aid. Cause the money is yours and mine, The money is yours and mine. I read in the papers, in real big print, About a sugarcoated speech made by our president. With fe...

Hello, I'm Johnny Rebel. For a long time we've listened to these niggers pitch a fit, 'bout their hard times, and civil rights. Well, ain't that the pits? So I think I'll take me an imaginary trip, and try to be a nigger for a day. If I could be a nigger fo...

If you smell somethin' funny when you walk down the street You're in Coon town You look and see garbage all over the street You're in Coon town Up and down the street there ain't nothin' but trash Nigger girls tryin' to get a nigger boy's cash Then...

It ain't the big lips It ain't the nose It ain't your kinky hair Or your clothes It ain't your dreadlocks hangin' Or the way that you walk It ain't the smell It ain't the black White people might probably Learn a little bit better But if you wan...

Grocery store Three niggers inside The store ain't open It's the middle of the night Alarm goes off The cops show up They caught 'em red-handed Put 'em in handcuffs And then... And then... And then... And then... Jesse showed up Jesse showed up...

You niggers listen now I'm gonna tell you how To keep from getting torchered When the Klan is on the prowl Stay at home at night And lock your doors up tight Don't go outside or else you'll find Those crosses-a-burnin' bright Now I know you won't...

Have you ever been just drivin' around, and ended up in the colored part of town? And you see an old-time wanderoo Jack with a great big T.V. antenna. Then you look out in the back, you can always see a Cadillac. And inside there's about fifteen niggers eatin'...

Lyndon, Lyndon, I've been thinking What a fine place this would be, If all the niggers were transported up to Washington DC. Now we don't want no immagration, whites and niggers must not mix, Every place that's ever tried it ended up in an office fix. A s...

Move them niggers north Move them niggers north If they don't like our southern ways then Move them niggers north Our South has been invaded by Trashy-lookin' crew They'll change our ways and take our schools Away from me and you It's time for u...

I like sugar, and I like tea But I don't like niggers...no siree! There's two known things that'll make me puke And that's a hog eatin' slop, and a big, black spook! You know it...cause I show it Like a barn-yard rooster I crow it! And the NAACP Wo...

Nigger, nigger Tellin' lies Black face and bloodshot eyes Crooked toes and crooked nose That's the way a nigger goes (That's how he goes) They're marching for equality They'll never be as good as me We won't let them integrate We must only segra...

The other day I ran into an old friend Joe was his name So I said, "Joe, how ya been?" He said, "JR, you won't believe this, but things ain't worth a damn." And I said, "Joe, what's the problem?' He said "JR, you wanna know my problem? Well, I'll tell ya...

Well I don't know why the sky is blue And why the gums on a nigger well they're blue too I don't pay attention to all that stuff But I do know niggers suck And I don't know why the world ain't flat And why the nose on a nigger is flat like that I do...

Quit your bitchin' nigger and just let things be You're messin' up big time take it from me Quit your bitchin' nigger or you'll get your due 'Cause the Ku Klux Klan will come-a-callin' on you For forty-somethin' years you've been raisin' all hell And...

There you go again talking about reparations There you go again talking about something else free There you go again talking about reparations Well listen to me nigger, you ain't getting nothing from me You say all your ancestors were slaves And that's...

We oughta send 'em all back to Africa We oughta send 'em all back to Africa We oughta send 'em all back to Africa Where they belong We oughta send 'em all back to Africa We oughta send 'em all back to Africa They oughta get the hell out of America And l...

Ring that bell, shout for joy, white man's day is here Gather all those equals up and herd them on the pier America's for whites, Africa's for blacks Send those apes back to the trees, ship those niggers back Ring that bell, shout for joy, white man's da...

The other day I took a fishin' trip Just me and my boat, and no Banjo lip Banjo was my guide, an old colored feller He wasn't very dark, he was a high-steppin' yeller So we launched my boat, and I cranked my motor And up to my nose came a terrible odor I...

Stand up and be counted, show the world that you're a man Stand up and be counted, go with the Ku Klux Klan We are a sacred brotherhood, who love our country true We always can be counted on, when there's a job to do We serve our homeland day and night, t...

Well lately niggers are runnin' their mouths Sayin' they're gonna take over the South Jigaboo-here's to you If you can, try it man 'Cause Dixieland will never be free To a nigger and the NAACP Stay away, stay away Stay away, from Dixieland 'Cause...

Not so long ago I wrote a little song and much to my suprise before very long, Lookin' For A Handout was sittin' on top of the segregation hit parade. So the nigger population keeps gettin' bigger and since I got my first break by singin' about niggers, I'll j...

My eyes have seen the glory of the trampling at the zoo, We washed our hands in niggers blood and all the mongrels too, We're bringing down the zog machine jew by jew by jew, The white man marches on. Glory, glory blood and honor, Glory, glory blood and...

L.B.J. was a-flyin' one morn' Over south Louisiana...feeling forlorn When he looks down below, and what does he see? Two cajuns pullin' a nigger on ski's! So he lands, and says, "Thanks for helping your black brother!" And them two cajuns just looked...