Jimmy Fallon

New boy in the neighborhood Lives downstairs and it is understood. He’s there just to take good care of me, Like he’s one of the family. Charles in Charge Of our days and our nights Charles in Charge Of our wrongs and our rights Charles in Charge Of...

Yo! Are you ready for some air ball throwin, free throw blowin, no look where I'm goin, free style flowin? You are in my house baby! Well it's Tip off time and I'm off the tip. Walkin to the bench and I sit. Bite my lip, bustin out rhymes Standin in line caus...

Now, this is the story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was wher...

Butterfly in the sky I can go twice as high Take a look It's in a book A reading rainbow A reading rainbow I can go anywhere I can go anywhere Friends to know And ways to grow A reading rainbow A reading rainbow Yeah! The indian in the cupboard...

Come inside, take off your coat, I'll make you feel at home. Now let's pour a glass of wine 'cause now we're all alone. I've been waiting for you girl, just let me hold you close to me, Cause I've been dyin' for you girl, to make love to me. Girl, you m...

Now,um,usually I dont do this but uh.... Go head' on and break em off wit a lil' preview of the remix.... No I'm not tryin to be rude, But hey pretty girl I'm feelin you The way you do the things you do Remind me of my Lexus coup Thats why im all up in...

I'm bringing sexy back Them other boys they don't know how to act I think it's special what's behind your back So turn around and and I'll pick up the slack Take it to the bridge Dirty Babe You see these shackles baby I'm your slave I'll let you whip...

Make my wish come true All I want for Christmas is you I don't want a lot for Christmas There's just one thing I need I don't care about the presents Underneath the Christmas tree I don't need to hang my stocking There upon the fireplace Santa Claus w...

[VERSE 1:] The oil spill, by BP Has left tar balls, all over the sea So don't go swimming, down in the south Unless you want, tar balls in your mouth [CHORUS x6:] Balls in your mouth, balls in your mouth Don't swim in the ocean you'll get balls in your...

Everybody get up Everybody get up Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey If you can't hear what I'm trying to say If you can't read from the same page Maybe I'm going deaf, Maybe I'm going blind Maybe I'm out of my mind Everybody get up OK now...

Well my freshman year had an awesome RA. i had the best RA in the world. i wish u was with me all my 4 years. his name is Arnold baldwin. we had this RA.Arnold Baldwin. hes this big tall skinny black guy.he talked exactly like chris rock. we loved him because...

I'm goin' huntin', I'm loadin' up my gun. I'm goin' huntin', yeah. Well I'ma gonna get me some I'm goin' huntin', got my whiskey and my beer There's cougars a'loose in the bar and I'm goin' huntin' here Well you know you're lookin' good now, but your momm...

[Jimmy Fallon:] See, that's what college is all about, man you gotta love college, man it's the best thing in the world. You drink, you have fun, you do the Walk of Shame. [Crowd cheers] [Jimmy Fallon:] Yeah! You gotta do the Walk of Shame! For those of you...

I don't wanna Do we have to I don't wanna Do we have to Don't wanna go down and drink in the woods We could get some Mad Dog and hang out in my garage I got a ping pong table I don't wanna Do we have to I don't wanna Do we have to Don't wanna drink in the w...

[mir.i.am & Sara] Seriously? Look at her butt. Ew! She looks like a slut. Ew! I'm like "what the what?" Ew! Right? Right? Ew! Ew! Oh, you got to see this. Oh my gross I can't believe it. She so basically basic. She's literally making me sick. T...

Seven A.M., waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have a cereal Seein' everything, the time is goin' Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin' Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my frien...

Do you guys have fake IDs? [crowd cheers] Yeah, you gotta have fake ids man... You know, i'm not gonna narc you or anything...i'm not like 21 Jump Street you know "C'mon, hey. You told me - in the audience - you said you had a fake id, now talk to this officer...

U can't touch this Don't turn around, uh-oh. Der kommisar's in town, uh-oh I heard you on the wireless back in '52. Oh-wah-oh. What did you tell them? Video killed the radio star. I wanna rock right now, I'm Rob Base and I came to get down. I'm not internation...

[Girl:] Hey guys, how you doing tonight? I hope everyone enjoyed homecoming this year and now i'm proud to introduce Jimmy Fallon!  

[Scratches in] Go back to your dorm... you got your roommates and that never works out. [Crowd laughs] That never works out. They don't want it to work out... they... they want it so it's like a Real World episode in your dorm room. [Crowd Laughs] Like I do...

Ooooooo Ahhhhhh I know what you want, and I know what you need But I'm goin' screw it up, yeah Cause I'm an idiot, and I'm your boyfriend, yes I am I'm goin' take you out, and leave my wallet home Then I use your cell phone, baby Long distance, and I'm your...

At home Shooting free throws And three-point shots Waiting for a job Name not yet a pun Carmelo injury Came out of nowhere like an asian tebow The knicks were 8 and 15 Oh, and before that no one really cared Now jeremy is winning And the knicks don'...

Whip my hair back and forth Whip my hair back and forth (just whip it) Whip my hair back and forth Whip my hair back and forth (whip it real good) Hop up out the bed, turn my swag on Pay no attention to them haters Because we whip 'em off We ain’t doin...

Talkin' about my new french girlfriend We met yesterday her name's Renee Armpit hairs and black berets. She drinks her coffee on ambrettes She always looks like she's depressed She smokes before, during, and after sex yeah. Talkin' about my new french g...

GET IN THE CAR! Road Rage My knuckles are white and my face is bright red Road Rage Doing 65 on a suped-up moped Road Rage Is that you that gave me the finger? Road Rage How come you won't turn off your blinker? You shouldn't drive like that I got a baseball...

Go back [scratch] Go back [scratch] Go back to ur dorm, an u got ur roommate.. that never werks out. That never werks out.. they don't want it to work out. They want it like its a real world episode in ur dorm room. Like I, uh, Like I don't understand like the...

Scrambled eggs Oh my baby how I love your legs Not as much as I love scrambled eggs Oh we should eat some scrambled eggs Waffle fries Oh my darling how I love your thighs Not as much as I love waffle fries Oh have you tried the waffle fries They are...

Snow Day, school's closed and I can't wait, to go outside and I just might get into a snowball fight! Snowball Snowball Snowball fight Snowball Snowball Snowball fight Snowball Snowball Snowball fight Snowball Snowball Snowball fight I ran, a jump attack...

Tim Tebow to Jesus Christ Tim Tebow to Jesus Christ Can’t win by myself but with your help I might (Ten) Tim Tebow (Nine) to Jesus Christ (Eight) (Seven, Six) Commencing 4th (Five) down hut hut hike (Four) (Three, Two) Snap the football (One) and (Touchdo...

When your beard won't grow like your Grandpa Tito And I can't feed dudes with my feet Will that cow still pretend to be Steven Urkel Will my thighs be squished by these spanx And darling, I once shaved my head just like Mr. T And baby, Michael Jordan was...

[Jimmy Fallon with a British accent] Hello. Hello my name is Jimmy Fallon, and welcome to the auditions for Troll Productions Inc. Remember, we're looking for a star or celebrity to sponsor our new line of trolls dolls, in our new series of commercials. So tha...

[Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent] Hello, my name is Jimmy Fallon And welcome back to the audition for Troll Productions Inc. Remember we are looking for a jingle, for our new line of troll dolls, A jingle, alright thank you for coming to the audition, but f...

I woke up, Rubbed my eyes, Tried to remember What the hell I did last night This aint my bed This aint my room Had a crazy night Now I know what I got to do Walk of Shame [x4] I got my drink on I got my dance on Now I'm walking home with Someone...

It’s our party we can do what we want It’s our party we can say what we want It’s our party we can love who we want We can kiss who we want We can say what we want Red cups and sweaty bodies everywhere Hands in the air like we don’t care Cause we came...

It's so hard to have a conversation with you It's not what you say or what you do You're my real good friend Yes, that I must admit That's why it breaks my heart to tell you this You spit when you talk Oh yeah, I had to say it Got something to say And...

[Verse 1] I came here tonight to get you out of my mind, I’m gonna take what I find (uh oh, yeah!) So open the box, don’t need no key I’m unlocked, And I won’t tell you to stop (uh oh, yeah!) Hey boy! I don’t need to know where you’ve been, All I need...