Janice Whaley

Hello I am the ghost of troubled joe Hung by his pretty white neck Some eighteen months ago I travelled to a mystical time zone But i missed my bed So I soon came home They said: "there's too much caffeine In your blood stream And a lack of real spic...

Every day you must say So, how do I feel about my life ? Anything is hard to find When you will not open your eyes When will you accept yourself ? I am sick and I am dull And I am plain How dearly I'd love to get carried away Oh, but dreams have a knac...

Shyness is nice, and Shyness can stop you From doing all the things in life You'd like to Shyness is nice, and Shyness can stop you From doing all the things in life You'd like to So, if there's something you'd like to try If there's something you'd...

Sing me to sleep Sing me to sleep I'm tired and I I want to go to bed Sing me to sleep Sing me to sleep And then leave me alone Don't try to wake me in the morning 'Cause I will be gone Don't feel bad for me I want you to know Deep in the cell of my...

I would rather not go Back to the old house I would rather not go Back to the old house There's too many Bad memories Too many memories There ... There ... There ... When you cycled by Here began all my dreams The saddest thing I've ever seen And...

Unruly boys Who will not grow up Must be taken in hand Unruly girls Who will not settle down They must be taken in hand A crack on the head Is what you get for not asking And a crack on the head Is what you get for asking Unruly boys Who will not g...

Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking When I said I'd like to smash every tooth In your head Oh ... sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking When I said by rights you should be Bludgeoned in your bed And now I know how Joan of Arc felt Now I know how...

A dreaded sunny day So I meet you at the cemetry gates Keats and Yeats are on your side A dreaded sunny day So I meet you at the cemetry gates Keats and Yeats are on your side While Wilde is on mine So we go inside and we gravely read the stones All th...

Oh Glenn Don't come to the house tonight Oh Glenn Oh Glenn Don't come to the house tonight Oh Glenn Because there's somebody here Who really really loves you Oh Glenn Stay home Be bored (It's crap, I know) Tonight Oh Glenn Oh Glenn Don't come...

The death of a disco dancer Well, it happens a lot 'round here And if you think Peace Is a common goal That goes to show How little you know The death of a disco dancer Well, I'd rather not get involved I never talk to my neighbour I'd rather not get...

Frankly, Mr. Shankly, this position I've held It pays my way, and it corrodes my soul I want to leave, you will not miss me I want to go down in musical history Frankly, Mr. Shankly, I'm a sickening wreck I've got the 21st century breathing down my neck...

Girl afraid Where do his intentions lay ? Or does he even have any ? She says : "He never really looks at me I give him every opportunity In the room downstairs He sat and stared In the room downstairs He sat and stared I'll never make that mistake a...

Girlfriend in a coma, I know, I know, it's serious, Girlfriend in a coma, I know, I know, it's really serious. There were times when I could have murdered her, But you know I would hate anything to happen to her, No I don't want to see her. Do you really...

Golden lights displaying your name Golden lights it's a terrible shame But oh my darling, why did you change ? Boy in a million, idol, a big star I didn't tell you how great you were I didn't grovel and scream And rip your brand new jacket at the seams...

Call me morbid, call me pale I've spent six years on your trail Six long years On your trail Call me morbid, call me pale I've spent six years on your trail Six full years of my life on your trail And if you have five seconds to spare Then I'll tell...

All the streets are crammed with things Eager to be held I know what hands are for And I'd like to help myself You ask me the time But I sense something more And I would like to give What I think you're asking for You handsome devil Oh, you handsome d...

I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour But heaven knows I'm miserable now I was looking for a job, and then I found a job And heaven knows I'm miserable now In my life Why do I give valuable time To people who don't care if I live or die ? Two love...

~~~♫♫♫ ~~~ I am the son and the heir Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar I am the son and heir Of nothing in particular You shut your mouth How can you say I go about things the wrong way I am Human and I need to be loved Just like everybody els...

Bought on stolen wine A nod was the first step You knew very well What was coming next Bought on stolen wine A nod was the first step You knew very well What was coming next Did I really walk all this way Just to hear you say : "Oh, I don't want to g...

Hate, love and war Force emotions to the fore But not for me, of course Of course I keep mine hidden Oh ... I keep mine hidden But it's so easy for you Because you let yours slide Into public view Oh, oh ... Yellow and green A stumbling block I'm a twenty-di...

Oh Mother, I can feel the soil falling over my head And as I climb into an empty bed Oh well. Enough said. I know it's over - still I cling I don't know where else I can go Oh... Oh Mother, I can feel the soil falling over my head See, the sea wants to...

The lanes were silent There was nothing, no one, nothing around for miles I doused our friendly venture With a hard-faced Three-word gesture I started something I forced you to a zone And you were clearly Never meant to go Hair brushed and parted Ty...

On the day that your mentality Decides to try to catch up with your biology Come round ... 'Cause I want the one I can't have And it's driving me mad It's all over, all over, all over my face On the day that your mentality Catches up with your biology...

I won't share you, no I won't share you With the drive And ambition The zeal i feel This is my time The note i wrote As she read, she said "has the perrier gone Straight to my head Or is life sick and cruel, instead ?" "yes !" No - no - no - no -...

I left the north i travelled south i found a tiny house and i can't help the way i feel oh yes, you can kick me and you can punch me and you can break my face but you won't change the way i feel 'cause i love you oh ... And is it really so strange ?...

Jeane The low-life has lost its appeal And I'm tired of walking these streets To a room with a cupboard bare Jeane I'm not sure what happiness means But I look in your eyes And I know That it isn't there We tried, and we failed We tried, and we fai...

~~~♫♫♫ ~~~ Last night I dreamt that somebody loved me. No hope, no harm, just another false alarm... Last night I felt real arms around me. No hope, no harm, just another false alarm... So tell me how long before the last one...? So tell me how long before...

Smoke Lingers 'round your fingers Train Heave on - to Euston Do you think you've made The right decision this time ? Oh ... You left Your tired family grieving And you think they're sad because you're leaving But did you see Jealousy in the eyes O...

Heifer whines could be human cries Closer comes the screaming knife This beautiful creature must die This beautiful creature must die A death for no reason And death for no reason is murder And the flesh you so fancifully fry Is not succulent, tasty or...

So, goodbye Please stay with your own kind And I'll stay with mine There's something against us It's not time So, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye I know I need hardly say How much I love your casual way Oh, but please put your tongue away A little...

I'd like to drop my trousers to the world I am a man of means (of slender means) Each household appliance Is like a new science in my town And if the day came when I felt a Natural emotion I'd get such a shock I'd probably jump In the ocean And when a...

At the record company meeting On their hands - a dead star And oh, the plans they weave And oh, the sickening greed At the record company party On their hands - a dead star The sycophantic slags all say : "I knew him first, and I knew him well" Re-is...

Panic on the streets of London Panic on the streets of Birmingham I wonder to myself Could life ever be sane again ? The Leeds side-streets that you slip down I wonder to myself Hopes may rise on the Grasmere But Honey Pie, you're not safe here So you...

Good times for a change See, the luck I've had Can make a good man Turn bad So for once in my life Let me get what I want Lord knows, it would be the first time Haven't had a dream in a long time See, the life I've had Can make a good man bad So p...

It's time the tale were told Of how you took a child And you made him old It's time the tale were told Of how you took a child And you made him old You made him old Reel around the fountain Slap me on the patio I'll take it now Oh ... Fifteen minutes with you...

A sad fact widely known The most impassionate song To a lonely soul Is so easily outgrown But don't forget the songs That made you smile And the songs that made you cry When you lay in awe On the bedroom floor And said : "Oh, oh, smother me Mother..."...

The last night of the fair By the big wheel generator A boy is stabbed And his money is grabbed And the air hangs heavy like a dulling wine She is Famous She is Funny An engagement ring Doesn't mean a thing To a mind consumed by brass (money) And tho...

Young bones groan And the rocks below say : Throw your skinny body down, son But I'm going to meet the one I love So please don't stand in my way Because I'm going to meet the one I love No, Mamma, let me go ! Young bones groan And the rocks below sa...

Is it wrong to want to live on your own? no, it's not wrong - but I must know how can someone so young sing words so sad? Sheila take a, Sheila take a bow boot the grime of this world in the crotch, dear and don't go home tonight come out and find the o...

Learn to love me Assemble the ways Now, today, tomorrow and always My only weakness is a list of crime My only weakness is ... well, never mind, never mind Oh, shoplifters of the world Unite and take over Shoplifters of the world Hand it over Hand it...

From the ice-age to the dole-age There is but one concern I have just discovered : Some girls are bigger than others Some girls are bigger than others Some girls' mothers are bigger than Other girls' mothers Some girls are bigger than others Some gir...

I decree today that life Is simply taking and not giving England is mine - it owes me a living But ask me why, and I'll spit in your eye Oh, ask me why, and I'll spit in your eye But we cannot cling to the old dreams anymore No, we cannot cling to those...

Stop me, oh o-ho, stop me Stop me if you think that you’ve heard this one before Stop me, oh o-ho, stop me Stop me if you think that you’ve heard this one before Nothing’s changed I still love you, oh, I still love you Only slightly, only slightly les...

On the high rise estate Whats at the back of your mind On a three day debate on a high rise estate Whats at the back of your mind Two icy cold hand conducting the way It's the eskimo blood in my veins Amid concrete and clay and general decay Nature must...

Over the moor, take me to the moor Dig a shallow grave And I'll lay me down Over the moor, take me to the moor Dig a shallow grave And I'll lay me down Lesley-Anne, with your pretty white beads Oh John, you'll never be a man And you'll never see your h...

He was a sweet and tender hooligan, hooligan and he said that he'd never, never do it again and of course he won't (oh, not until the next time) He was a sweet and tender hooligan, hooligan and he swore that he'll never, never do it again and of course he won...

Take me out tonight Where there's music and there's people And they're young and alive Driving in your car I never never want to go home Because I haven't got one Anymore Take me out tonight Because I want to see people and I want to see life Drivi...

My eyes have seen the glory of the sacred wunderkind You took me behind a dis-used railway line And said "I know a place where we can go Where we are not known" And you gave me something that I won't forget too soon But I can't believe you'd ever care An...

Punctured bicycle On a hillside desolate Will nature make a man of me yet ? When in this charming car This charming man Why pamper life's complexities When the leather runs smooth On the passenger seat ? I would go out tonight But I haven't got a st...

In a river the color of lead Immerse the baby's head Wrap her up in the News Of The World Dump her on a doorstep, girl This night has opened my eyes And I will never sleep again You kicked and cried like a bullied child A grown man of twenty-five Oh, h...

I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday 'Cause you're evil And you lie And if you should die I may feel slightly sad (But I won't cry) Loved and lost And some may say When usually it's Nothing Surely you'r...

I know I'm unloveable You don't have to tell me I don't have much in my life But, take it, it's yours I don't have much in my life But, take it, it's yours I know I'm unloveable You don't have to tell me Message received loud and clear I don't have mu...

I was minding my business Lifting some lead off The roof of the Holy Name church It was worthwhile living a laughable life To set my eyes on the blistering sight Of a vicar in a tutu He's not strange He just wants to live his life this way A scanty bit...

Well I wonder Do you hear me when you sleep ? I hoarsely cry Oh ... Well I wonder Do you see me when we pass ? Oh ...I half die ... Please keep me in mind Please keep me in mind Gasping - but somehow still alive This is the fierce last stand of all...

All men have secrets and here is mine So let it be known We have been through hell and high tide, I can surely rely on you? And get you start to recoil Heavy words are so lightly thrown But still I'd leap in front of a flying bullet for you So what dif...

~~~♫♫♫ ~~~ What she said: "How come someone hasn't noticed That I'm dead And decided to bury me ? God knows, I'm ready !" La-la-la ... What she said was sad But then, all the rejection she's had To pretend to be happy Could only be idiocy La-la-la...

The rain falls hard on a humdrum town This town has dragged you down Oh, the rain falls hard on a humdrum town This town has dragged you down Oh, no, and everybody's got to live their life And God knows I've got to live mine God knows I've got to live mi...

Here her head, she lay Until she'd rise and say : "I'm starved of mirth; Let's go and trip a dwarf" Oh, what to be done with her ? Oh, what to be done with her ? Oh ... Oh ... Oh ... Ice water for blood With neither heart or spine And then just T...

If you're wondering why All the love that you long for eludes you And people are rude and cruel to you I'll tell you why I'll tell you why I'll tell you why I'll tell you why You just haven't earned it yet, baby You just haven't earned it, son You ju...

As merry as the days were long I was right and you were wrong Back at the old grey school I would win and you would lose But you've got everything now You've got everything now And what a terrible mess I've made of my life Oh, what a mess I've made of m...