Harry And The Potters

We were playing wizard chess this Christmas We were playing wizard chess this Christmas When you came down to the Burrow to ask us To stop the game and start to play a new one down at the Ministry You want us as your pin-up stooge For policies that we wo...

What are we doing flying a car? We're only twelve years old I can't believe that we haven't crashed yet It's only a matter of time And Ron got a howler From Mrs. Weasley The only good thing about living with the Dursleys Is that they don't care about m...

Christmas at Hogwarts Is better than Christmas at the Dursley's. Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh And Christmas at Grimmauld Place Is better than Christmas at the Dursley's. Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh And Christmas at the Burrow Is better than Christmas at t...

Do you wanna go back to the way we were? And do you wanna stay how we used to be? And do you wanna pretend that the Dark Lord didn't come back? Well you can only ignore Dumbledore For so long You can pretend that the Ministry Knows what's going on Yo...

Well I got these kids together And it's gonna be so great We're going down to Hogsmeade To plan, to educate ourselves Let's stick it to Dolores We'll do it for ourselves I don't care what the Minister tells us We won't be left defenseless We don't car...

Let's drink down a bottle of Felix Felicis Then we'll go and bury a giant spider We'll reveal ourselves to a Hogwarts professor When we're sneaking out of the castle at night All these ideas seem so reasonable Once I've had something to drink All these ideas...

In the cemetery, you were just a freaky baby Looking up at the stars, plotting revenge on your enemies Flesh, blood, and bone (flesh, blood, and bone) Is enough to bring you back Flesh, blood, and bone (flesh, blood, and bone) Is not enough to keep you a...

We've got to Follow the spiders into the Forbidden Forrest We've got to do as what Hagrid said But don't be scared Don't be scared Don't be scared That spider is only The size of a small elephant A small elephant There's no way out The spiders have...

1 2 3 4 . . . So what's your deal Are you a prankster? Or are you just looking for some skiving snackboxes To get you out of class? There's puking pastules And nosebleed nougats Fever fudge And fainting fancies Whatever you need they've got it At We...

Take off on my broom I'm gonna fly circles around you And there's no way that you're gonna get that snitch No you're not gonna get that snitch from me You're not gonna get that snitch You don't stand a chance against Gryffindor We got the best Quiditch...

We went to the coffee tea shop On our first date And it started off great We made with the talking And it was just fine But it soon turned into that awkward silence And I didn't know what to do next So we sat there with all the couples kissing And soon things...

I'm a lonely boy I live beneath a staircase My cousin is real fat He makes my life a sad state The Dursleys are my guardians They are so mean and evil If only I had some magic powers surely i could make them tremble 4 Privet Drive Is where I lay my h...

Luna, Looney, Lovegood Luna, Looney, Lovegood I'm glad that you're seeing The thestrals like me And I'm glad that the kids think You're weirder than me Oh, Luna, Looney, Lovegood You're okay in my book Are you going to Sweden To see the Crumpled-H...

My teacher is a werewolf He's liable to bite someone in class That would be so bad He's been locked inside the Shrieking Shack But he's the best Dark Arts teacher we've had! My teacher is a werewolf 

I wanna rock Rock! I am a wizard You wanna rock Rock! You might be a Muggle We wanna rock Rock! We rock together Don't stop the rock Rock! We rock forever Wizard Rock! Wizard Rock! Wizard Rock! Wizard Rock! Wizard Rock! Wizard Rock! I wanna rock Rock! I am a...

Oh the bus don't go to Hogwarts You gots to take the train Bus don't go to Hogwarts You gots to take the train And we'll take the train From platform nine and three quarters And we'll take the train From platform nine and three quarters 'Cuz the bus don't go...

Hermione is brainy Ron has red hair And they're my two best friends Here at Hogwarts And we'll cause lots of trouble Here at Hogwarts How are we going to get out of this mess? How are we going to get out of this mess? Let's go to the library I bet we can lea...

What are we doing flying a car? We're only twelve years old I can't believe that we haven't crashed yet It's only a matter of time And Ron got a howler From Mrs. Weasley The only good thing about living with the Dursleys Is that they don't care about m...

SPEW! SPEW! SPEW! SPEW! Do you wanna set the house elves free? Do you wanna set the house elves free? SPEW! SPEW! SPEW! SPEW! Do you wanna set the house elves free? Do you wanna set the house elves free? 

Are you scared to walk through the hallways? Are you worried that the spiders run away? Are you petrified Of being petrified? Are we going to have to save the school again? We've got to save Ginny Weasley from the basilisk We've got to save the school from th...

Your mom is like a mom to me And your brother is like a brother to me Can't you see things were meant to be Ginny When we were young and innocent I saved you from a basilisk I think that that deserves a kiss But you're all over Dean Thomas When I heard that...

1-2-3-4 Come on, join the Slug Club, baby Join the Slug Club [x2] Join the Slug Club, baby Join the Slug Club You can hang out with McLaggen You can hang out with Melinda Bobbin You can make friends with Zabini It will be just like a fraternity In the Slug C...

Hello, Ron, you don't look so good this morning You've got something stuck on your face It looks like it sucks What could it be? Is it a leech? Is it the giant squid? Because it's wrapped around you pretty tight Oh, wait, it's a girl Well, I know your sister...

Running scared, you have to hide And you have nothing warm inside The lives you lead have been so empty No, no, I don't envy a thing About your money Or your power-hungry ideology No, no, not me (no, no) We aren't scared of your masks or your cloaks '...

We don't care for your Defence Against the Dark Arts class You undermine our intelligence We won't take any more of this Oh my god, you look like a frog Oh my god, you look like a frog Oh my god, you look like a frog Oh my god, you look like a frog U...

Why'd you have to go and kill my parents Lord Voldemort I mean "You-know-who?" Why'd you have to leave that lightening scar Lord Voldemort I mean You-know-who? Why must I be the famous Harry Potter? Why can't I be just like everyone else? Why did you take my...

I got the best present for Christmas But I don't want to gloat All the kids at school are gonna be jealous I got the Firebolt The best broom in the world I could have ridden Conveniently after my Nimbus 2000 was smitten But McGonagall took it away from...

Your blood may be pure But your heart is spoiled You wouldn't be so tough Without Crabbe and Goyle Malfoy wouldn't be so cool if I wasn't around I'm his enemy at school He really wants to get me down Draco Malfoy what's your problem? All your friends think yo...

How did I become The fourth Tri-Wizard champion? How did I become The fourth Tri-Wizard champion? I didn't go anywhere near the Goblet of Fire Who could have put my name in the Goblet of Fire? Who wants me involved in this tournament? The circumstances...

Dumbledore said that we're the only ones That can save Sirius Black From his horrible fate The dementors will eat his soul He's gonna get the dementor's kiss We've got to save Sirious From something worse than death But how can we do it? When our teacher is a...

Oh Ron You were so glad when you Got that Krum figurine But now, things have changed Or so it seems And we wonder if it's because of Hermione Because after the Yule Ball I found the missing arm of Viktor Krum Underneath my bed Oh Ron As a wizard,...

The Yule Ball Is fast approaching now I don't dance Especially in front of crowds Everyone's making such a big deal of this I'd rather take on another Hungarian Horntail than have to find a date Oh--- Oh--- Oh--- Even Neville Longbottom's Got himse...

Voldemort is back, he's come alive These times are dark, but I can see a light I can see it in your eyes We got Sirius Black and he's pretty serious Now that the dark lord's back We got the whole Weasley family With Dad helping at the Ministry With Hag...

This book is so awesome I can do anything This book is so awesome I am the Potions king Did you hear that, Half-Blood Prince? I said I was the king Did you hear that, Professor Snape? I can make anything This book is so awesome 

Two weeks of my summer left I got them all to myself Two weeks of my summer left No Dursleys to worry about And I got a room at the Leaky Cauldron The Minstry of Magic gave it to me I can go to diagon alley And buy magic stuff with my parents' money I got tw...

Hey Ron The next time you're Freaked at me For calling you out On the Quidditch pitch Just remember that time That you stole my Chocolate Cauldrons And declared your love for Romilda Vane Yo Ron The next time you're Feeling jealous of me 'Cause I'm so famous...

I don't want to go home for Christmas this year. I don't want to see my family. I just want to stay at school for this winter break. I just want to stay at school with my best friend, Ron. Oh, oh, ohohoh we'll spend our Christmas playing Wizard Chess Oh, oh,...