Gwar

We came from your nightmares And we're calling for your souls Your endless death begins today The Bloody Pit has final say The Bloody Pit the bloody war The only bloody way The Bloody Pit of Horror It feed on endless souls The carnage must be unimpeded Blood a...

After the carnage steam rises through snow You have been consigned to the Abyss of Woe My eldritch war-suit is pasted with brains This empty feeling - all that remains RED WITH RAGE I abide in the pit of woe Crucified in the Abyss of Woe And for my crime, thi...

U! U! U! U! A-E-I-O-U-A-E-I-O-U! Yes, yes, these are Satan's vowels... No! No! These are Gor-Gor's vowels. No-N-N-No-N-N-No-N-N-No...Yes. Yes, though rows of noses block your way, but you must flail on today... Yes, yes, pumping entrails on your face, face, fa...

I'm Americanized. 9 (nine) tons o' crack a day. It's up my butt, the USA All you people will worship us-- You worship me, but still you suck... U.S.A.--I'm Americanized U.S.A.--(I'm the Prince of Lies) I'm Americanized. Death to all who wear paisley, plucking...

Yes this Arctic wasteland was once a paradise But soon we sickened of it because it was too nice Desiring more hardship, we turned the world around But now we are amongst you to tear this whole shithouse down Antarctica Antarctica We hear your call, we hear yo...

I've read these words that are lies about you I've waited for worlds to die without you And I will wait no more Heaping virgins around me I summon the Oberammergau The hell-mouth And I command this maw To split And Moloch spit This cumbersome concept that me...

Cast Down Lost Underground Scream without sound Into darkness profound We see you burning And we can't look away All we created Erupts into flames How could we know How far you would fall Bewitched by the shadows That are cast on the wall? Cast...

Dead.. Baby Dick Fuck Baby Dick Fuck Take your fat tongue! And curl it into a 'U', You take and unborn child who knows not what you do [Chorus:] Baby Dick Fuck Baby Dick Fuck Baby Dick Fuck - Baby Dick Fuck - Baby dick Fuck Baby Dick Suck Baby Dick Fuck Baby D...

Out here in the fields I fight for my meals I get my back into my living I don't need to fight To prove I'm right I don't need to be forgiven Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Don't cry Don't raise your eye It's only teenage wasteland Sally, take my hand We'll travel...

Babyraper, sperm creator Hulking, brutish masturbator Babyraper, emasculator Fleshy flap valve navigator Never leave me, Babyraper Melted cum ejaculator Spackled filth evaporator High colonic spackulator the Babyraper the Babyraper My quest for sex consumes al...

This journey Without time Always the beginning Yet..perpetual end Found we'd never left This time A battle un-won In the center of it again For this time death is at our command Returned to our former glory The never-ending story I'm BACK! BACK IN CRACK! Bro...

We was part of the slaughter they called Desert Storm We maimed and we murdered in the name of "Norm" Now As civilian and purpose I lack I'm getting ready to go back to Iraq! you're over there we're I'm over here We had lasagna and plenty of beer Learning the...

Billy was and orphan, Tommy was a whore Poe got drunk in Baltimore Getting drunk and shooting guns was all he ever had Could it be that's what made our boy so bad Bad bad men and they're coming to town (Bad men) They shot a man just for snoring to load Billy t...

I gaze through the mist at the approaching host My hand finds the hilt of my sword Soon they are sundered, their bodies we roast Their leader is hacked, mauled and gored Battle lust takes me Demon be damned No way to slake me Die by my hand DIE Sternum's are...

I am a throwback to primeval age I'm easy to anger I'm quick to enrage Get in my way and you forfeit your life I'll orphan your children and widow your wife Fight now! Til' ther's only one left Right now! I will lay you to rest I am the bringer of of thunder...

Beauteous rot! Legions of sex slaves have flocked in my calls You are the most grotesque of them all Warts and protrusions the beg for the grave Ironic, bubonic, pimpled and shaved The live to gobble the puss form my warts I live to spread my disease at each...

All creatures born are born to die but before then survive Some creatures born they never live but still they are alive Upon a bony steed I sway, my scythe above the herd I want to murder everyone in the entire world Death feeds the cycle, driven by your hate...

BILLY BAD ASS LITTLE BILLY BAD ASS Cause I'm bad - Billy Bad Bad Bad Billy - Little Billy badass So bad so bad inside I was born on the day that my mama died It made me bad - Silly bad - Real bad feel bad Chitty chitty gang bang Yeah thats right Get it right S...

You know I'm totally flaccid I'm just a limp mega-prick You know I'm looking for A stupid white chick. Because I'm BLACK UNT HUGE All the women hate me In the porno booth. And now I see you You're there on the ground and now you know yeah I'm raising a mound...

At home we're bored Just got off another shitty tour Moat filled with flaming pus Sleazy, he wont talk to us Fondle fish in way illegal Coffin filled with dirty needles [Chorus:] Blimey! Blimey! What do you de when you feel like that? Blimey! Blimey! Bio-Mutan...

Well I saw the thing that no one should see As I became the thing that no one should see I became lost inside my mind Happens all the time I saw a dead body on the side of the road [x4] Well, I saw a dead body on the side of the road The dogs were gnawi...

Ice world, eternal night, doors are chained and barred Toiling slaved die in droves, this life is hard There's a Balrog in the woodpile, in the corner, dead canary Going down to the dungeon to see my Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Pretty scary She knows what to do w...

Piles of burnt corpses, we're turning the screws--Turn 'em into bone meal for our troops to use! Turn on the ovens, get in the shower, get out the wheelbarrows, we'll be at it for hours! Bone meal! Better than no meal at all! Bone meal! Better that no meal so...

When I first saw him He was standing in the rain Fading light, it still gave sight, to the faces The faces of the slain How many have fallen before you? How many have you sent below? How can you ever show pity? Is that a word that you know? You are the mercil...

Hiroshima, A shadow burned in time Nagasaki, naked baby melts alive Burnt flesh and rubble from sea to dead shore Such a hideous theatre of war But that was the end--Why? There are so many more that must die Is that not part of the plan? I must use the nukes I...

Everybody needs somebody to abuse. Every body needs alotta stuff to eat. Every body gonna be a body one day--Having fun? (Mortal scum) Rest assured it's not for long. When you least expect your world reels--You fall to the ground. Will heaven protect it? (No)...

Having a child with a person I don't even know Jumping up and down in the crowd she got a face full of blow She caught the sperm in her mouth And then she put it down south She didn't understand That a burrowing beast would plop out in the pan She's having a c...

Now the tomb is bare Scraps of cloth and hair And though his body burned He returned Who's knocking at my door? Come the carnivore... Now he eats your skin You can't win Now you see my face! Agog at my grace I have never died Be my bride... Join me now in d...

[Sang by Beefcake, Only on CD version] Frozen it time. We watched as you grew. Now the ice is gone. And now, we travel on - Seems like forever. Y'know we're look for... We can't find cool cool cool place to park Old Medusa with her gorgon braids She invites us...

The egg was spawned in our mutation pit In the bowels of your Earth it was grown Feeding on the blood of you loinspawn And all the filthy load that was blown Now the time is right for birth And whatever it is shall stalk the Earth What it looks like, I care no...

Everything that ever was, and all that there will ever be Flesh and blood and stick and stone, all is laid to waste by me I crush you as I would a fly I kill you and I watch you die Destroying everything you cherish, masturbating as you perish Crush, kill...

Entangled within your life, you fight, cannot escape its grasp Commands you to repent or burn eternal for your past Surrender them your body as they wish to rule what grows inside Hiding the simple truth there's nothing for you when you die Your rights de...

Damnation! To tame the raging wanderlust That surges in my thighs I'll summon chaos legions From the Krethek Nebuli Watch the lard fields glisten On the shores of Vulva-Core See the sled of nebulon Risen to the fore The myriad delights Asgardian nig...

Death Pod comes from the sky - it does Through the space, through the stone Where the Master grows his clones Where the legions wage eternal war We were born in this place Slaughtering race after race We were part of The Scumdogs of the Universe [Chorus:] Hey...

[Dickie:] Don't know what to feed the kids? Do their eyes look sad and sunken? They will surely flip their lids If you bring 'em to Dickie Duncan! [Blothar:] Who's the one that you're craving In the middle of the night? Yeah, sure he's bad for you Bu...

Lights fade, all is shade Zombies stalk the promenade This is promise of eternity Piles of dead, impaled head Steaming peat is wretched red They say history is written in such ways Trust in rust, dirt and dust Worms awaiting all of us At least that's what I h...

He's got plenty of drugs But he can't find his guitar Winds up drowning in puke Or with a needle hanging out of his arm This is plea for drugs This is a plea for booze This is a plea for junk Anything I can use I'll shoot junk in my eye I can't die Whoops- I...

Dirty, filthy, dirty, filthy, filthy, filthy, dirty, filthy, dirty, filthy, filthy, filthy You're dirty filthy baby, well I'm dirty filthy too You're dirty filthy baby, but I love you Why don't you just admit you're a dirty rotten sonuva bitch? 

Hush my baby, Don't cry tonight My ears are sick of that sound I've been searching For someone to love Looks like your all that that I've found. I've been up I've been down Got a man in every port and every town I've got nothing Boy toys and playthings Are a s...

[Sang by Beefcake The Mighty] I see you coming a mile away I will not listen to a word you say [Chorus:] Look into my cold, dark eyes I will never apologize And you will... EAT STEEL EAT STEEL EAT STEEL [etc...] [Chorus] 

No one to see Nowhere to go Nothing to do No one to know Eighth lock Eighth lock Nothing will live Nothing will grow No one will care No one will know Eighth lock You can never win You only get out By not going in They put me down into the ground Lost with...

I want to kill the president and I don't need a gun I want to fuck the government, I want to fuck a nun I want to paint the world in blood and paint the streets in gold The killing will come through in it until I take the throne Press stop and smell the d...

ENDLESS... APOCALYPSE... ENDLESS... ENDLESS... APOCALYPSE... There wasn't any reason To change the melody Are you a real person Or do you just play one on TV? People say - why don't you die? I keep waking up and when I do I'm alive Slipping on a lampshade Wish...

GWAR, the once mighty Scumdogs of the Universe wallow in the filth that their lives have become. Drug addicted, riddled with disease They're not dogs, they're just scum... Could they get a chance to change their fate Destroy the things they've come to love wit...

[Sang by Beefcake The Mighty] [Bass by Oderus] Cruising through town, slack-jawed tongue out You're a moron Turn on the radio. Afraido. Fire up that dim bulb And let some coke fuck piss into your ear [Chorus:] Hit'em with a left Hit'em with a right Hit'em with...

Well I been following the filthy flow Cause filth's the only way I'll ever know You look at me and you start to laugh You won't laugh when your cut in half I laugh at you as I cut you down Cause you the only game in town I look at you I laugh at you I look at...

Oftimes you'll find me raving, sometimes you'll find me sick To wake me up this morning you hit me with a brick Can I help it if I am rather thick? Maybe we can chill you out by chopping off your dick! Sister and brother, hate one another You really are pathe...

outside bombs explode I am sitting on the commode soon they'll reach the day-care center soon they'll bag the smashed placenta thanks for the cookies mom sent ya first rule is there is no first first rule is there is no first first rule is there is no first ru...

Fishfuck, baby Gonna fuck you with a fish [X2] Gonna take a rivercarp and ram it up your butt You slut You whore Why are you my Mom? Fishfuck, baby Gonna fuck you with a fish [X2] Gonna take a moa-moa and swim it up your butt You slut You whore Why? 

Too soon the killing was over The stench of death was all that remained Death he commands in this poison land Distributing pain The choking sky, black buzzards fly Scanning the dead for fresh meat All I have to show for my woe is a fistful--a fistful of teeth...

You are my friend, friend, friend, friend But you no know nothing [X4] You do not treat me this way! [X4] My friend, right or wrong Even if they are completely wrong Me and my friend against the world And the world is gonna kick my fucking ass Friend, friend,...

Out of time We were banished here For our crime Incarcerated on this Ball of slime Primeval wasteland [Beefcake: “I killed a dinosaur!”] We fucked apes Giving birth to the Human race your existence was a Big mistake Our bastard offspring So we...

Oh I am Fuckin' an animal I'm fuckin' an animal I'm holding on the horns I'm fuckin' an animal I'm involved with porn I'm fuckin' an animal Sure is nice and warm in here I'm fuckin' an animal drinking fifty beers I'm fuckin' an animal blowing fifty steers I'm...

Hey (hey) you (you), get into my car Who me? Yes you, get into my car Wooooooooooooooh. Wah! Yeah! Who's that lady Coming down the road Who's that lady Who's that woman Walking through my door What's the score I'll be the sun Shining on you Hey Cinderella Ste...

Well I've been wearing a gilded lily Cunningly carved in a manner frilly To my design it was created No deviation was tolerated My gilded lily, he thinks he's funny My gilded lily, he's worth cash money My gilded lily, he made me a smarty I wear my lily to all...

The halls of our keep rock with ruin and war The walls cry and crumble, Broken the sword. The tombs and the tomes. The world's honeycombed. We must possess the underearth. Down, down, down Toll the bell, we're going to hell! Here we seek the fruit of creation...

Listen little girl it´s near the hour Come with me and take golden shower Listen little slut, do as you´re told Come with daddy for me to pour the gold Golden shower, it´s getting near the hour For a golden shower, I´ve got the righteous power All through my e...

Oh Yeah. Oh no. Yeah I'm gonna kill you I'm Gonna cut you up I'm Gonna kill you Gotta bust you up And I aint gonna give you anything And I am gonna track you down, I guess I'm gonna kill you I'm Gonna cut you up I'm gonna kill you gonna cut your pretty face al...

Gor-Gor... Gor-Gor comes and sirens wail Mournful drone of babbling fail Thunderous gnashing firestorm Flames illuminate his form Gor-Gor comes and you must die Swats F-16s from the sky Admit you crave the gift he brings you Fall worship tyrant king, you Gor-G...

Gazing through the toothy maw-- you could not conceive what I saw-- In my land there is no sun--In my country there are no guns--OK! 'Cause we are Gwar!!! And we'll go far!!! We've got guitars We'll go to war!!! (Thrash your bar, Wreck your car, etc...) Gwar!...

Eons ago! From across the universe... The Chaos Lords assembled Ruthless, perverse Serving the Master In his murderous crusade But we became a threat And so we were betrayed! Betrayed! Betrayed... That fucking asshole... That's right, he feared our might Up...

They show you no mercy They just show you a line Call it a chaos, a curse, or a crime call it what you will but I call it genocide Genocide, genocide Hail! Hail! Genocide, genocide Genocide, genocide Hail! Hail! Genocide, genocide You know they're calling for...

Can you hear the whispering wind Over the screams of your dying friends? Did you know your life is mine? Chorus: You know what I got Ham on the bone A little thing I just can't leave alone Now I feel the purpose of my life defined Ham on the bone is mine Now...

Happy anniversary, schools are short of funds This is what I say, give the kids more guns All of the classes are on how to kill If you don't teach them then somone else will Happy Death Day to Columbine... Let's make the world an Oklahoma City, fine Wacky-Wac...

Mommies, I've been stealing your babies I gag the brat and then maybe... I'll suck out his brain You know... Dead kids, they're making me feel almost hard Go get one from the school yard He bled like a stuck pig Chorus: Have you seen me? Have you seen me? Ha...

"Horror is a face, and you must make a friend of horror horror and moral terror are your friends and they are not. that they are your enimies the horror" [from "Apocalypse Now"] I saw Yig. Yig saw me. We're together in dark concavity. I saw Yig. He's so big. H...

I hate love songs I hate lovers I hate everything thet I can't have so hate you I hate love songs I hate lovers I hate everything I can't have so hate you I hate movies with happy endings Like that one I saw where all the girls were beautiful lik you Like you...

We stand before the gates of Hell Smeared with filthy bacon smell Not all cops are pigs Some of them are dicks It is their duty to beat you... ...with a BIG FUCKING STICK! I LOVE THE PIGS!!!! The cheap allure Of human manure You busted her for junk And soon...

Every time that I see you I think that you're dumb Every time that I see you I suck on my thumb You're asking a question How come Every time that I see you I suck on my thumb I suck on my thumb I love you 

You know where to find me, honey Hiding under your bed Better sleep with the light on, sugar Been awhile since I fed I'll be your monster, baby I'll be your monster, baby No, you won't see me When the sun is up I've been lurking in your closet I'm w...

When I first met you, I knew I loved you. Now that one + one is two, I don't wanna cum inside of you. Now I kiss your lips, now I mount your hips. Now I read your mind, your slimey hind--Sublime! I'm feeling the peeling, mind reeling. I race unto the plague. I...

Angry Stupid Drunken Violent Angry Stupid Bitter Won't be silent I wanna be something I wanna see something I'm gonna get nothing I want you I wanna be something Don't wanna be nothing If I could be that If I could really be that If I could be that for you I'l...

t's criminal There ought to be a law It's criminal There ought to be a whole lot more You get nothin' for nothin' Tell me who can you trust We got what you want And you got the lust If you want blood, you got it If you want blood, you got it Blood on the stre...

Centuries of carnage Centuries of chaos yet unfolding A planet built on bone Spinning in a space Unmolded Armies are arrayed Like toys on tabletops it's almost funny Bodies raped and flayed The sea is red with blood the sky is sunny Immortal! Corrupter! You...

In her fear in her fear in her fear You tried to walk away How far did you go And then you came back You called to let me know I went to visit you I rode on a bus But when I got to you By then you were on the bus In her fear in her fear in her fear I called to...

Rid yourself of all the worthless crap in which you wallow Here's an iron fist of death for you to swallow Undead from Antarctia, the signals pumping free C'mon lets wake the maggot up, it's on Slave Pit TV You might sleep on concrete slabs, or be a blithering...

If you look at it you'll get drunk Frothing mass of filthy chunk Bloodshot eye and boiling spew To kick the ass of punks like you Seeking ancient wisdom, drinking with the gods Rolling in the gutter, craving bloated bloody scrod Where it came from none can say...

I was there at the cattle fair, where lump fairies swear at glories far be- yond the fabric that she wears. He said "Do ya wanna chair?" I'd join him any- where! A hole in the ground, in this theatre I found J.C.'s infernal horde-- they caper, they banter, for...

[Sang by Scroda Moon, The Toilet, Oderus Urungus, Slymenstra Hymen, and Beefcake The Mighty] [Scroda:] GWAR, I bring forth the portal potty Coming to feed on the shit from your bodies. Your turds have more power than mere human feces Let's use it's great pow...

One thing that I know: That everywhere I fucking go People writhe with piles of corpses, Rotting on there down below. And they all beg forgiveness. And so you know I will give them this. Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhh! Living in the future now, Y'know I'm moving much too...

Krak down! Your melted essence is my tool And I appropriate your nugget jewel Chemically wrap around aroma In the bathtub in a coma Getting drunk with Earth's elite They wanna peel the skin off my feet Mold me, fold me, keep me silent I get drunk, I get violen...

What's that symbol above the oven Beaming it's malice to all that we shove in In the War Party we ake every side United as one until everyone dies Symbol of hatred, symbol of fear The Krosstika proclaims our cause Luring the humans with blood, sex, and beer Do...

KZ Nekromancer KZ Nekromancer KZ Nekromancer He's a fancy dancer From Auschwitz down to Paraguay Following the path of the good Doktor Mengele They talk about a town down in old Brazil The babies there all look alike You know they always will Just an angel of...

Don't give them a sword and then not let them use it Or sent them to war, and then make them lose it This is a bomb, don't want to defuse it Death is the answer, go forth and choose it Let us slay Let them slay, let them slay [x3] The lust for blood won...

It's falling, It's falling, It's falling on the ground, yeah It's falling on the ground, yeah Lets blame the lightman for our own mistakes We'll blame the whole damn crew if that's what it takes We wont talk to anybody else yeah Lets blame the lightman and any...

Lonely and crippled she lives all alone Stares out the window, no one on the telephone Her only friend - a little Kitty Kat She feeds it a lot Kitty pretty fat LICKSORE, SOMETHING TO ABHOR KITTY KAT DON'T WANT NO RAT MOMMY'S ON THE FLOOR LICKSORE, GETTING TO...

As master of this mudball, I feed the fire high With corpses of my victims, the beacon leaps alight! A vision of the cosmos of a planet wracked in pain Far off sensors detect chaos billions more are slain We have thrown a party The guests are set aflame Create...

All gods die All gods speak All gods lie all gods forever wallow in slime all gods before me, swallowed by time I am trapped in eternal time I am the lost god Nothing is mine All those before me were swallowed by time I am the lost god I blow a black wad The...

Yes you are Your flesh is insignificant... Still you drag yourself here on bloody stumps I recreate you amputate you You defile my womb hahahahahaha However weak it still appealing Sights to send senses reeling To see your nipples stripped from you Tossed into...

Again, what grim vision this? Bloodstained tomb, beer-cans, and piss... This is no life... For a god Is this my fate? Trapped for all time? Is it too late? The only thing worth living for...escape! I gaze through the night and behold constellations S...

Vile forms of Necros lie rotting my mind Feasting like maggots - maggots in flesh So left your ruined cortex behind Now the maggot knows glee as it nibbles on your spine! [Chorus:] Maggots! Maggots! Maggots are falling like rain! Putrid pus-pools vomit bluboni...

Every child slain No cradle only grave Every child a bomb we'll dominate the octomom Make a child cry... cry child cry! Make a child die... die child die! Take control sieze the soul Near is the hour gain power Death house we will build where children wither...

You remember the lessons taught in your past? And how old you were Before you wondered how many were lies? They tried to teach about the anti-Christ They tried to teach that Christ was nice Did they say anything about the terms? That eternal life meant food fo...

You don't ever call me on the phone to say "Hell-O" and if I call you only say "goodbye". Watching TV, how re-runs make me cry Are you thinking of me like I'm thinking of you? Are you all alone? If not, with who? If you still had legs would you be walking out...

In the name of GWAR, in the name of love In the name of the blood dripping out of the sun I call out your God, till before me he stands But don't send me Jesus, he's only a man Meat Sandwich!!! I have come as a feral thing, clutching at your bloated underbelly...

Dear Oderus Urungus Hey man, do you remember me? I remember you I was the guy with the grizzled face and the lousy weed And the really bad tattoo And now I'm doing 20 to life for killing the guy that was humping my wife So I thought I'd write a letter to you S...

There's a place so very far Most favored of the worlds That are missed by Gwar We can get there As long as it's by stolen car Smash your face and go shoot up There's a world of which I've heard Far beyond the sky A place of chicks and pills and booze A plac...

Why the hell are they trying to kill us? Why did they nuke my crib? Don't want to cry like a bay But somebody hand me a bib This fucking sucks, where is Sleazy? Abandoned us so long ago Where are my oceans of Bohabs? To prop up my flaccid ego Trapped in the u...

She is the creator of life Sacrifice my will To give you some time You shall pay dearly And now I give you a second chance To correct your crooked path All I ask is to embrace The pussy everyday and Understand Understand My girly way The gods set forth their e...

My knife if your guts, it's all come to this My knife if your, you crumple and twist You're grabbing my arm, you try to resist I do it again, it's all come to this I hate you, I hate your face, it's coming apart, I'm going someplace My life in your guts, my kn...

Ahhh...sweet youth The joys of becoming a teenage prostitute Or in my case a blood-crazed gladiator Til I got stuck on this planet and got hooked on the weed and the crack and the booze and the pills and the speed And the sex and the mud and blood and the shit...

Welcome back, is it the same? Smelly but now old and lame Did you ever think to miss me? Here's my ass, come on and kiss me We come on out here, none but the brave And then I say to myself why do I stay and stay Is there a reason? Hypocrisy? But in the end I...

We turn to the sun To send power below And shackle the masses to the gleaming machines They burned the world We rose through the mud But they came back They brought with them blood Nothing left alive Nothing left alive We are the Pig-Children We li...

Did you ever stay up late wondering if you'd been screwed? Or ever really know how much money they're making off of you? Welcome to the club, aye, that's the rub Your nudged, fudged, nudged, screwed Did you ever feel confused? Fall victim to their ruse You kno...

Lickylickylickylickylicklicklickkk Licklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklic Take a lickylickreemmyass lick my fat cock Gaygaygaygaygaygaygaygay086LOAFFFFF Oh when I got up today i got a splitting headache...oh baby...I GOTTA GET AWAY. Galooooooooooooooooooooob...

We came and we conquered all that we saw Now here's a parting shot right across your jaw Before I take my leave of earth There's some things I'd like off my chest A final chance to set things straight And leave no room to guess How to conquer cursed things A...

THEY ATTACK THEY ATTACK They are on a rampage Unleashed from ancient time Stumbling from the ice age Marching side by side Beaks of steel are flaming Women are enraged Sky of death is flaming Women get engaged They were born of atomic steel Life and death to t...

Penile Drip You gotta love it when the blisters spread all over your hands The Penile Drip You gotta love it when the blisters come up all over your hands Penile Drip - you gotta love when you spread it all over the land The Penile Drip - you know gotta love i...

They won't talk but still they say You kill for kicks, you got bills to pay Well baby I got bills to pay Don't make me act that way? Don't make me Don't make me Don't make me [Chorus:] Have you seen the center spread Stitched up like a baseball head She was de...

Teddy sniffing glue he was 12 years old Fell from the roof on East Two-nine Cathy was 11 when she pulled the plug On 26 reds and a bottle of wine Bobby got leukemia, 14 years old He looked like 65 when he died He was a friend of mine Those are people who died...

You say that you want some pepperoni I'll give you a fistful of my pepperoni You say that you want some ramajama I said I'd treat'cha If I meet'cha in the bathroom In..Out..In..Out..In..Out.. White Boy! White Boy! White Boy! [etc...] We go to the mansion every...

You were a slave I'm a slave too We all do What the master Tells us to do The hammer so heavy The work is so hard The chains that bound us together Left us all scarred The burden is greater Since we lost your voice Still they hate us As if we have...

Little Flopsy flaps around. He flaps on up and flaps on down. He's just flippy flappy happy slappy kind crappy clown. Flap Flopsy flap, wrap a slimey lap around the map If you do these things, Flopsy baby your going to take a nap Birdies know Rivers flow Doggy...

This is the story of poor ole tom: He wakes, crusted in vomit He sobs, his bowels release His face is painted like a clown His face contorts in agony Chorus: Poor Tom - Poor Ole Tom Poor Tom - Ole Poor Tom Poor Tom - Ole Poor Tom You wake and wait But you d...

I saw a friend just the other day he didn't have too much to say He looked crazy, he looked ashamed He couldn't talk because his tongue was inflamed And then he tried to run away From some chick that was coming this way I think I thought I knew who she was A l...

Long ago--We lay frozen deep in snow. It was nice--suspended in the endless ice. Time flew by--Worlds did weep and kingdoms died. But still we slept--knowing that destiny crept. The planets aligned-- No longer--No longer confined--The humans-- so blind--Your r...

Into the valley we go To bliss the witch, she sucking Ultimate power Life's suck zonk zone Stands over you Squat launching you WAHHH WAHHHHH Humans squirm, stomachs churning Squander seed and energy Reaping, weeping, porno-peeping Your greasy poot...

To die, perchance to sin, that's the rub For in that sleep of sin, what, what kingdom may come? What of the limitless sex and violence in the wake of RagNaRok Welcome to the slaughter, what are going to do? What will be your epitaph, when we get done with...

Mount up, rip torn Launch beast, reborn Torture, release the flies Your karma is the stench of a thousand whore's thighs My wrath has emerged from it's bottomless pit Unto a world drowning in shit and you are it Torture, release the flies Your dogma's the...

I met her at a donkey show. She was minutes past thirteen. Sucking on a cherry yoo-hoo. Reading "Nugget" magazine. Cum splattered tube-top. Scrawny pre-pube tits. That's when I saw she was quadraplechick. And I said "Baby you're looking good" That's when I not...

Rock and roll--Dyn-O-Mite!!!! Party all day....Party all nite!!! Hey there girl--Do you like my big dick? Hey there baby--suck it!!! Til it gets real thick! Rock and roll, party town. Rock and roll, gonna pary down!! Rock and roll, party down--She's a rock and...

So fucking what?!? I can get drunk I can get laid I can go mad I can get paid I get confused I can get screwed I can do nothing So fucking what?!? I can get raped I can get shot I can spend years Just sucking your snot I could be lonely I could go mad I could...

I at the time was a communist Lived on a collective farm She was a part-time anti-christ Our sex went off like a bomb Living the life of a terrorist Looking for the man Saddam, Who gave me a gun as Iran to the sun If you die like a dog then you are the...

he was a boy - he was a fine child He had the leather boots and the riding crop in Jerusalem Oh Sammy My hap flap slappy clam ma'am We've come To take you home But Sammy where are you Sammy where are you They said - said you're a star who recognized to the oth...

Well we got no choice All the girls and boys Makin' all that noise 'Cause they found new toys Well we can't salute ya Can't find a flag If that don't suit ya That's a drag School's out for summer School's out forever School's been blown to pieces No more pen...

Barnyard Stomp all the animals and you I got a dog I got a cat I got a hog I got a bat I got a monkey fish I got a funky fish I got a pig log dig dog Turkey log Corny Cobb Bag dang ding dong Slap a dappy wiggy wam Sex Cow! Barnyard Stomp All the animals Barnya...

Sexcuse me! But what good is all the violence in the world Unless it is tempted with limiteless sex? Bring on the limitless sex objects And allow me, sexecutioner (genius) To sexsplain the seriousness of this subject! Now If you would all attend my words...

Sick and twisted Sick and twisted very bad Crippled, crazy, sick and sad Yes, a fouler thing has not existed Yes, it's true I'm that sick and twisted Sick and twisted Bent and gnarled Rigid, raving Deeply scarred Yes, I'm reviled And I'm detested Diseased and...

Your socks they smell Your feet they stink You never take a bath Your nose it runs You bust your buns You always finish last Sick! (Sick) Of! (Of) Youuuuu. I'm so sick, so sick of you [x2] Your face is gross You eat white toast You don't know what to do It...

I wake you up in the morning baby with a kick in the tit I treat you like shit! You love it Smack you right in the face now baby, just to show you I care And then I kick you pregnant ass right down the stairs Slap slap slap U around Slap slap slap U around Sla...

[Sang by Sleazy P.] With a battle cry go forth which is "Give the people what they want." And what the people want could only be the senseless slaughter of the gutter-slime that litters this nation for cash and prizes. Yes, this is the show where people bet th...

I have travelled many miles, and I have wiped away many smiles. I've come from my icy pit, just to rub your face in shit. Slutman City--Life without shame-- Slutman City--So much flesh--to maim! We grant you sweet release--from your useless life. Of your heart...

And blundering brightly through the night Astride the thunderous, flaming trident bike The choked back years of jeers Flashing forceful through their peers Inflicting beastly cheesy beaver bite [Chorus:] What would you do? You'd do your job Sonderkommando King...

They were called Katusyhas, but we called them Stalin's Organs 200 MM devastating fire When streets hiss, and falling block, kisses desperate flesh Stukas plunging, as skylines reform Spreading madness, in the gun factory Which had become something of a rallyi...

Storm-storm is coming Storm-storm is coming The death camps are growing like mushrooms through dew But this time the murdered are not only Jews We kill every species, not just one or two You'll go in the pit and then you'll be reborn You won't feel the cold a...

(Vocals by Cardinal Syn) Unsheathe the sword, call the death squad Let loose the dogs, make me your God Blaspheme the name, stretch forth thy rod Get on your knees, make me your God Unleash the nuns, curse the Earth Devour the worm, I am your God Suffer the...

People of Earth You're a swarm of flies Maggots crawling From between your thighs Crammed into cities That soar to the skies Filthy cockroaches Why won't you fucking die? (Stop breathing, stop eating) The human swarm consumes the earth (Stop breedin...

Ahhh... Now that the cosmic control tape is in my grasp, this band will play anything I want perfectly the first time through... And you know While I was sitting on the toilet the other day I wrote this ditty and I though you guys, like, might like to play it...

The Apes of Wrath! The Apes of Wrath! The Apes of Wrath! Flecked with gore I face you My hide is writhing with worms I come from the place where the Flesh Sculptors pile Wretched creations born of blood and bile The creatures that lived here And now held in...

Tabarnac Ma Petite Crack J'ai vu Toi Tu sens bien Je Ment Vien Pret de Toi Pour Te Sentire Pret De Moi Ma te Mord Ta Clavicule Ma te Mord Ta Clavicule Roullante Ma gang De Morte on sans collise Ma te Mord Ta Clavicule Ma te Mord Ta Clavicule Tes Amis Vont Ch...

[Sang by Skulhedface] How inquisitive, and delighting you've inquired who the hell I am.. Allow me to elucidate, perhaps pontificate Upon the state of my most great and perfect plan I am he who has been him back when man Swam Pangean seas as aquatic apes I am...

Unblinking, unseeing, trapped in your being The issue of tissue, but that's just not the issue Strapped up and stinking, what were you thinking? Led you where? Who knew? Two? Scarcely matters.. And if you go this will be the last time Tell me what it's like to...

And we begin our litany Of peopled killed by mostly me Goatie the load, he's first in line Antarctic Ant not far behind Ripped an arm off Melvin Fleebish Mutant cockroach not for squeamish Uncle Knobby crushed by engine Pretty Pookie anus-bending Anton Reemcob...

I'm thinking I was once a baby Birthed deep within the Master's bowels Shat across the cosmos, banished to this mudball But I crave vengence, I'm not throwing in the towel Well I said I'm sorry but you slapped me back down I'm just a Sunday morning turd coming...

We're the Morality Squad Armed with the wrath of God My name is Granbo And here's my holy hot-rod Freedom to all the people Brave, true and strong Freedom to all the people Unless I think your wrong! Blasphemy! Rapist mentality! Teen Suicide! Necro-bestial an...

I'm just a person, and I've got the new plague I'm wondering how I got this way I drank some whiskey, I went and got laid Now I'm a person, just a person with aids He's just a person with aids - I got what? If you treat me, like any old dude, I'll try real har...

[Background words spoken by BalSac The Jaws Of Death] Y'know, back in outer space we used to drink - a lot We used to take all kinds of kick-ass drugs And showed blatant disrespect for any authority figures Little did we know we were undermining our entire val...

Cross-creviced chasms vast And endless plains of unshaven ass Out time in Hell draws to the last We call upon the Master of the Pit Have you got a toilet? I must take a shit! Open your gates, Lord of Hate Or your front porch is gonna get it! Very well, I'll us...

I'll come to town for you Dress up like a clown for you Pull my pants on down for you Then I'll crawl away I will blow hot fart on you I will build an R-2 D-2 I won't even start for you Unless you fucking pay Because I am the performer [X3] I will come to town...

we fall upon you prepare to meet your fat mankind is an insect we must exterminate final solution a global genocide so shall we conquer so shall you die life-must-cease price-of-peace thirsty blades of justice cuts a blood severed heads fly through the sky a...

FOOLS, how dare you try to make a slave of me, Techno Destructo scumdog of the universe. it only allowed me to infiltrate your own race. how easy it was for me to gain control of the feeble minds of your already revolting slaves, and turn them against you. wel...

Deep beneath the bowels of the skillhouse Where the bones of crusaders are hidden in walls The shin of Salidin, a goblet made from Blackbeard's chin The prick of Christ, Hitler's ball The body of Reagan lies there enshrined Pulsating as steel and flesh are en...

Well I'm traveling down the road And I'm carrying that heavy load I walk around in a stupor Sleazy, I cant do the show Hanging out backstage I'm in a homocidal rage I signed a million dollar contract I puked on every page Slaughtered half the crew Caused they...

Here's a little song from a god to a slave Never should'a been let out the fuckin' microwave! I'm on your planet, I'm runnin' amuck I should give a shit, but I don't give a fuck, NO! Since a was a scumdog, I blew a cum-wad I need a mutherfuckin' Suck-a-dick-a-...

In the fortress of GWAR, much torment does remain Despite all of the bodies that had been hacked in twain So many had died in the viscous campaign That their femurs alone made a fine mountain The Master was no longer GWAR's sovereign Of wealth and women they...

Am I Man? Am I Machine? I am something In-between I am among you I am become you I replace you I will erase you Sewn together human DNA By the Destructo who went away Wandered the earth, he was shunned Betrayed and lost I was bummed Do I live?...

Debaser of ancient debacles Shattered worlds, twisted fables Dark soothsayer of worlds unclean Black blood boils as I vent my spleen Obliteration My destiny A worm-gnawed skull Stares back at me The death it shall give you Your means to be free Sweet non-exist...

He proudly sports his rare GWAR hoodie When he puts it on it gives him such a woodie Zit-scarred and unpopular He's at the show alone Running his mouth to no one at all Later he cries bitter tears He met his idol and he got punched All he wanted was an...

Bring forth those we have granted life So that they... Must die Death! Death to life! Break him - break him on the wheel Death! Death to life! Worlds I have destroyed Gods I have annoyed Hatred makes me happy I'm often overjoyed Death! Death to life! Pla...

Scanning the crowd. Defiling the writhing masses. I saw your death, Impaled on iron fences. Your fate was sealed. Your doom, to died on TV Because your death, your bloody death will never please me. You don't know what its like, yes you never could possibly un...

They burned the world And swallowed the sun They take from everything And care for no one They study our rage So they rattle our cage But when they were gone That's the day we came of age But what can you say When the loam and the foam has all been b...

I'm the manager with the mostest I clear the profits from the concert grosses I make it snow up GWAR noses, so now they follow me like I'm Moses I'm not a Jew but God has chose us So now I'm sitting on the riches of Croesus I'm Sleazy and I think you outta kno...

Lets go Tick-tits! Well have you seen her tits? When they are covered in ticks It's shit like that That makes monks shag their wicks Say have you seen her ticks? Sucking on her tits? Not even dog-tits are better than this Unless of course they are covered in...

Sun goes down, bodies on the ground. Swollen with pus, I shall further expound. As the vultures swirl, the batons twirl. We've come for your entrails. And now it's time for death. And now it's time, Death's mime is rhymed... Sun comes up bloody pulp. People of...

Tor... Tormentor... Born into the fog of war It left a scar He watched his family turn to sludge He was appalled, they often are Because Here are the skulls of the vanquished Here are the weapons he used The more strength you have, the more that he hates you...

[Sang by Scroda Moon] YOU! Screwed it all up, Ruined everything for everyone. YOU! Won't even admit that it was all your fault. WHOAH! The self indulgent ego will bring you down where ever you go. All the hopes broken into tiny pieces, you should be kings, but...

My life is in a rut, I need a good kick in the butt! My mind meets the Hand of Doom--Dontcha know--He's in this room!!! U-ain't-shit-until!! U learn how to rock!!! Where's my fuckin' axe? Don't need no shit playin' sax! Get the fuck-- get the fuck outta my fac...

Flag is down Engines roar Bow before The viking horde Pleas for mercy Fall on deaf ears Your words don't matter Words don't matter here I'm on fire I run unclean Do you desire My Death Machine Around the first turn Bodies fly Spectators plowed...

Chorus: Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler Vlad, Vlad, He could have been a sailor but he's Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler Vlad, Vlad, He could have been a Whaler could have been a Tailor, He turned out to be Norman Mailer Whoaaoo He stepped back and he smok...

They came from the sun From the east, from the west all around So fate's die is cast They marshaled their forces and found us at last So it's come to this The child is the destroyer The young god comes to slay War Son kill the father For blackness is all tha...

Father of war What troubles my sight? Arrayed against us The armies unite The children of earth They are deceived The Gods will be hanged And swing from the trees WE MUST RISE GWAR MUST DIE The ice is on fire Antarctica burns Their leaders are li...

I hear your piteous shrieking In this land of death And boils and bees and RPG's And piles of prisoners masturbated on Now you are on fire You curse the choice you made Your Humvee a pyre your life to expire Your face and a name and a corpse that's bathed in f...

Churning through the bestial muck. A cosmic forklift rules my throbbing asshole. The All-Eye says you are the right slave--to be my anal knave-- tongue in my anal cave--Boy!! You're just a war-toy--Just my little anal butter boy. Oh I'm so filled with joy. Now...

In the hulking halls of hatred where the Master makes his throne Within the "ass"-teroid belt where his body floats alone his mind begins to wander the worm begins to turn all life he must now squander the universe must burn He plans eternal war, as the eterna...

Sometimes you're better off dead There's a gun in your hand and it's pointing at your head You think you're mad, too unstable Kicking in chairs and knocking down tables In a restaurant in a West End town Call the police, there's a madman around Running d...

I'm the fucking Whargoul, I'm the ghost of Minas Morgul I destroyed your life, I raped your wife I am Whargoul, I am uncool, I am Whargoul I've been many faces, been many names Known love and hate until they were the same I bring ruin, I am Whargoul, am I huma...

Where is Zog?(8x) (Where is Zog?) A grizzled face from the days of my youth (Where is Zog?) Taught me to behave in a manner uncouth (Where is Zog?) How to kill child, how to raise dog Somebody tell me: where the hell is Zog? (Where is Zog?) Together we dove i...

Fiendish and crude Froosty and lews This is the life I have whored myself to Spackled and battered and smothered and covered And cleaving and cloven and bitter and blued Your womb Your breeding sac Your womb is a membrane I must penetrate Your womb is a sewer...

Welcome to your world of filth--Where costly cash is jumbo puke. The words they rhyme the sound you crave. You lust for what's called Jumbo-Pave. For what's called Jumbo Pay--A. Here within your filthy world the Terror-Mongers fight the squirrels. So come on d...

You are a woman I am a man You are my meat Get in the pan You are my meat So die like the rest As I consume your flesh It's all for the best You are my meat You are my fat Don't try to fool me By skinning a cat Don't ever forget You are my meat Or I'll knock...

You can destroy an army You can kill a man But you can't kill terror And terror is what I am Terror your servant as you sturggle to rule How can you kill terror when you use it as a tool So when you write the history books remember to omit it The sickest thing...

Welcome once gain To the Bloody Pit, my friends We're so glad you could attend Come and die...come and die... Yes, the Bloody Pit of Horror, here... As sick as is Gomorrah queer It's purpled purpose crinkly clear-here! I-I I-I I-I-I lead the Zombie Army The...