Fishboy

I've got a four legged car in my back yard It won't get us too far cause it needs new shoes And I'd like to be yours forever Four legs are better than two And when the robots come for me we can ride it Around the corner down the street to the haunted house We...

My christmas tree came back today Angry he'd been thrown away Last, last December My christmas tree knocked on my door Told me about the trip he'd taken back from the landfill I told him I was sorry and I didn't realize Christmas trees have feelings just like...

In the course of events that we'd lose each other Let's meet in the backyard in one week time In the course of events the backyard is flooded Let's find the nearest spots that's dry In the course of events the whole city's covered Let's find a place that rents...

I took a drive And drove straight off a cliff And parachuted out before I hit But try as I might I could not pull the chord Flashback to every word my father said And as the ambulance looked for my body A little phrase entered my head What doesn't kill you so...

Oh how I tried To make the most of acting But the most I could find Was an infomercial part For a toaster with lights I played the 13th extra As I watched late at night Epiphanies did start Since 1954 There's been a high demand For nurses and doctors In movie...

When I was just a lad I went on a hunting trip With Alberto and our dad We had an accident He shot a baby bear The sorrow was immense He said, "There's nothing we can do for him Time travel don't exist." Then he said, "Hold on to your horses You only own one...

Alberto Simmons getting bloody noses He knows the time is coming when the bleeding stops Until that day it comes around He will continue stressing out He hates his job but oh, he loves his brother They've got a plot to take the world on with their style Using...

The break room is deserted But I search it for my daily dessert And in cursive, on the first lid in the fridge I read these words: "If you touch this chocolate cake You'll be fired on the spot Now please enjoy your break Thank you sincerely Victor Allen Moss A...

Alyce Revere, she glows from ear to ear She says she's more appealing in the morning After 3 Minute Abs, a shower then a nap She surfs the internet until the evening But in her mind she's alright With the same thing every night She is slowly wasting time She...

Andre spent three years all alone In his car, his only home It was a Lincoln Continental And Andre with his massive writing skills Obtained a memoir deal For several hundred thousand dollars Now he lives in a house With his sister and doubts That he ever will...

Archibald Aspen, the world's greatest cop Didn't quite set out to be Promoted within, from his job taking fingerprints When they caught wind of his photographic memory Known across the earth But fame to him is worthless Worth less than the shoes on his feet H...

[Verse 1] Stop right where you are move ten feet back Away from the wall where the painting’s at I’m not here to explain what the artist felt Oh, I can’t and I won’t and I never will [Pre-Chorus] The museum of modern art I watch like a hawk protecting pricele...

Asian grain Fallin from the ceiling like the pouring rain All the time is slowly going down the drain I can feel it in my brain And when I wake Everybody everywhere Will bring me cake And I'll be sitting pretty with your pretty face But I dont even know your n...

I was born on the bathroom floor Of the morning that the world would end And when the day blew the clouds away Things were Y-2-OK again And ever since to my proud parents I've been their little two thousand man They say my fate since I once saved us Is to save...

I am an aspiring lighting technician When I was young Flashlights hung on the wall I labeled them all cause I loved everyone And my father by his own admission Don’t understand Why I would stand In the back As the audience claps For an actor or band 'Cause he...

Oh I am just an owl But I know how To appreciate this beautiful world So don't act surprise That my heart lies With an Aviaria girl She is Portuguese At least I think And every week With binoculars Watches the street How my heart beats Aviaria girl [Chorus]...

Ava don't you try To walk on inside Ava don't ignore my advice or it might cost you your life It might cause you to die Ava watch the birds Ignore all that you've heard Ava don't acknowledge the words Or they might cause you to die It might cost you your life...

Aye aye sucka sucka, there goes Christmas I got nothing great but I don't care And when my applesauce begins to kill me Shoot the moon until the astronauts die in the carpet fire I've got something in my back pocket And it hurts like pasta Makes the cat...

There is a baby food jar of ash from Mount St. Helens On a shelf above the desk atop the stairs And it's been in my family since I was seven But I do not know the reason that it's there So today I'm gonna take a chance and drink it Mix it in my morning's choc...

Fall awake There's people calling out your name They all complain You sleep for way to long Oh there's things to see Apples socks, banana trees The dogs, the fleas They're smiling just for you Things are lonely when you're sitting in your room Just remember...

Brushing my teeth in the bathtub Brushing my teeth in the bathtub Brushing my teeth in the bathtub It all goes down the drain Well a one two three and a two four six I like lucky charms and I like trix Thirteen eighteen thirty two too We'll you like me and I...

The night that the power went out Stumbling through drawers for a flashlight White in the match for a second or two Burning my finger with wax on my shoe Flying around like bat in a zoo It's a view that we won't ever see And I was the sleeve of your coat A ma...

Life It's harder than you thought it be A block of ice Slowly drifting out to sea And you float You float along merrily Till it melts And time It never seems to go your way Its fast It's getting faster every day And I I'm never gonna be the same Again I Am nev...

I rode my bike Across the lone star state I went to sleep It started getting late And so I slept Secrets I kept I wrote a poem And threw it in the trash Went to store But didn't have not cash And so I wept A new corvette And all at once It started raining bri...

Broken bones And broken feet Make it hard For me to walk across the street Where I got a job To earn some dough So I can heal These broken bones And on that day When it comes at last The hospital assistant Will cut me out of a body cast And I'll run and jump a...

A-hey hey, will you stay You see my rabbit left and ran away And I don't want to feel that bad again In a flash, you insulted my brother's new mustache In his words I think you dudes should leave And the girls go hey hey hey And I don't know why And your frie...

Cobra cobra rise and shine The sun came out today Well there's a little feeling that I know you've got And it isn't soon to go away It's all apart of waking up And we all wake up someday Cobra cobra stretch your legs There's lots to do today We'll its time to...

One week passes by Like cold molasses I can't find my glasses I don't need them now If dollar bills were ashes I'd be flushed with cashes I burn all the grasses Barbecued a cow Just by walking through an open pasture Talking natural disaster Maybe I'll preve...

Edison's electrical elephant finds it Hard to understand the experiment What exactly are they tryin' to do? What exactly are they tryin' to prove? Perplexing as the pachyderm harassment Passes points of only being embarrassment The outcome of the testing is c...

Tell me Thomas, can you hear For almost thirty-somethin' years I tried to blanket you with fear Each night and day And yet you stubbornly insist I somehow simply don't exist But in due time You won't resist your final fate You won't resist Your final fate, y...

[Verse 1] In 1988 I was a baseball great About to break The all-time pitching record Of the day Most no-hitters played I would cement my fate As a no-no hall of famer Sad to say I let it slip away Because I hate the wave [Chorus] You disrespect the game And e...

Albatross you don't even know me Walk around as if you're the only Show up to a party with a broken tie Playing roller hockey at the northeast y Sink a ship and then float on by Skeletor you ate all my candy Drew your sword and then drew your had we Called up...

[Verse 1] About a year ago now I was flat and broke out I couldn’t pay my loans down I couldn’t pay the bank for my art degree And like a starving artist I started eating garbage And I wrote about all the things I ate [Verse 2] And my reviews now They hit a b...

Pause for a minute and lets rewind Back to the moment where the awful pizza Bite was spat from foodies mouth Art guard was there and she began for Shout while working at the door She lost her museum job a week before and now she’s yelling about a Handprint on...

At 21 I was a young performance artist and Around I’d run with art school dudes And we would Spend our days perfecting public pieces We would Spend our nights Acting rude We’d throw food fights Make a mess All while dressed up as chefs A single week we tried...

Gabe Saucedo told me I suck he said "fishboy the world it don't revolve around you" Gabe Saucedo told me to give it up he said "throw in the towel before the towel it strangles you" And I know he's only joking And I know he's only helping Keep my ego my ego i...

I feel The future coming on And I see Papers on the lawn Things are Things are turning round But your smile Is nowhere to be found We're like Two gameboys in the sand Its all gone When the water meets the land Blue sky Smiling at me Blue sky And orange...

There's a giant ear on my back And I can hear all around me So though your'e far away from here I can hear you I can hear you if you yell I heard the milkman say Milk's not really that great for your bones And I heard your neighbor say He stole your umbrella...

At the Proper Name Spelling Bee, everyone loses You can't spell Vermont, you can't spell Massachusetts 'Cause that was the name of a gift the judge wants to receive Two dogs when he was three F-U-R-M-O-N-T And tea was brewed, doughnuts were fried The refresh...

We put our hard earned money In the taco stand And we ran ran ran In the marathon When the cops they came We were all long gone Cause we had taken The subway And the world moves slow In the evening hours You can't control Your own heart rate And I should know...

Drivin down a haunted highway Shadows passing through my truck I pulled up to a gas station And a skeleton wiped the muck Off my truck He smiled and said "ten dollars please" I screamed and I fled The next thing that I knew There was a bullet in my head And I...

When you lose your keyboard Check the lost and found But it's not there So you make some flyers And post them around the block For those who care One week passes And turned into a month With no reply You start to wonder Was it even worth the try And all your n...

I'm a volcano I sit around all day, no I don't know much at all Until the lava falls out of my brain, oh There isn't nothin' to it I reckon I just do it And only once or twice Have I been nice and tried to stop the fluid And I don't even know 'Cause I don't...

I'm a volcano I sit around all day, no I don't know much at all Until the lava falls out of my brain, oh There isn't nothin' to it I reckon I just do it And only once or twice Have I been nice and tried to stop the fluid And I don't even know 'Cause I don't...

Ba ba black sheep have you wool I need a sweater that looks real cool Because outside it's starting to snow and well I'm gonna eat a pizza roll And if that pizza roll is bad I'll scream I'll shout I'll get real mad I'll slam five doors and seventeen windows I'...

Another day has ended Another night's begun Moonlight shines upon the ground Reflected from the sun Little hands and fingers Tiny toes and feet Will soon be instruments To run into the street And now your heart Has grown one size It's larger than before Your...

So I was sent for weeks on end To spend my life in the state pen And think of all the things I did And wait But right away it was clear A song rang in my ear It was the first Song I ever sang 

In 1981 I was minus two Dreaming of the things I was gonna do When I got up the nerve to exit out the womb I'd open up my mouth and I'd be singing to the room La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la And every single day until a day last week When I cl...

Dear kim I'm sorry about your zelda watch My friends are lame and they have taken off And I could sing and I could cough But it won't change rearrange And the things I feel Dear steve I'm sorry that I did not write a song About you and I feel I've done you wr...

Girl you look so pretty And I wanna ask you if If you were a city Would you be Denton, TX Oh brother I don't know what to say But I'd say hello Every single day If you come along with me I've got questions you've got answers In my castle in the sea But don't...

Falling backwards to the earth Is less impressive than you'd think it'd be "and if your parachute don't work I'll be the one who pens your biography" And I thought I'd lost my mind Cause a friend was harder to find "but someone's got your back" That's what...

I am a popular Photographer that bakes Millions of followers And everyone will say That every shot I take Will make you salivate And everybody's favorite pictures Are of pizza And in the morning Without warning They arrive Request for recipes Of pictures post...

Well, I've got a friend and his name is Quatro All his friends call him Four And he says if they keep it up Then they're never gonna know the score No, they're never gonna know the score And I've got bruises on my kneecap And I've got a bike with a broken cha...

And we will play all my songs We will play every note From the day that I was born Eight-thousand thirty I wrote And we will play two thousand towns A twenty-minute set every night Until we save the state We won't ever give up the fight We're drivin' thirty...

Hi hello please pass the salt It's locked behind the mirrored vault And if you know the combination Please construct a resignation And have it on my desk by four And I will love you forever more Plus one day And hey I'll help ya do it And I can't wake up When...

Someday I’d like to write An epic story describing life With intersecting storylines Nonlinearly ordered then combined But my life’s nothing new I rarely leave my living room And so I’ve got no point of view Worth anything or anybody’s time But that’s alrigh...

And when I'm lonely I will build A robot cousin made of engine parts And he will play with me all day And at night I will lock him in the closet down stairs And when I'm tired I'll sleep and dream Of huge sandcastles floating in the air And I'll awake as my r...

Tonight my head Exploded at the neck And all the neighbors came to see Before they arrived It grew back just in time And they all left disappointed And in the end I want to be your friend But my brain is too new to realize We've already met It's not that I for...

Doctor can you help me out I've been growing for over an hour You see? three more feet And I can't wait for long before you know it I'll become to tall to see And I'll be in the clouds And everyone will gather round Doctor what do I do I can barely see my sho...

I'm so broke, it makes me sick I'm using cut up credit cards for guitar picks So I'm acting quick To earn some cash flow for the master plan So I got a job Making tacos for the working slob Now I can't stop 'Cause there's an angel working next to me And thing...

One day, I was sailing on my boat And no one really knows I caught a jellyfish When I stared into his eyes It almost made me cry, stupid jellyfish And now I'm thinking of him Made of substances unknown The jellyfish was lonely But he was not alone One day I...

So you reach in your pocket and you pull out a note And it says "hey man I think that you should get off the road" And you look up and your standing on the freeway And all the cars are honking their horns So you reach in your pocket And you pull out a car And...

A hundred thousand set for bail So I sit in county jail Taking all the news that I am given Letters wanting autographs Tv interview requests Questions about the time I face in prison Our fame it spreads across the land Everybody knows the band Who talks to gh...

Who put this coffee in my pocket? Who put this coffee in my tea? Who put this dragon in the carpet? Who put this dragon under me? There is nothing to say that hasn't been stated There's nothing to do tonight There's something to see if you only open your face...

When you’re dead When your ghost leaves your head When your head leaves your body I'll be there I'll be lighter than air I'll be somehow applauding Lately by your grave I sit and wait Waiting for that very special day That you pass away When you die When th...

When the trial Started Monday I decided To represent myself They called it on TV, "the trial of the century" It was covered endlessly for months And months on end I tried to defend All the actions I had made When the jury Found me guilty They said "lock him...

I'm tired I'm tired I'm tired of playing all my scales I tried I tried To learn everyone And I failed So I quit Now I sit Humming my own melody I tried I tried Now I I'm just banging on the keys And although I have given up You know I'll never quit I'll will...

If I had a party would you bring your friends Would it all depend if I passed out fruit and gum And at midnight when the lion roars Help me do my chores if you can I'm taking care of all the pets they left I try to do my best But my best ain't good enough And...

Yesterday I went outside And all my grass had died My kid brother must have lied He said he watered the lawn So I turned the sprinklers on Yesterday I went outside Something flew in my eye I almost broke down and cried But off I went to school When I walked i...