Falsettos piosenki

[WHIZZER, spoken] A day in Falsettoland Dr. Mendel at work [MENDEL] I don't get it I don't understand In the '60s, everyone had heart In the '60s, we were all a part of the same team In the '60s, we had a new world to start Could this– Oh God, don't...

[JASON] This is how you make a marriage proposal [MENDEL] I love you, dear I think you're swell You're never near me close enough to tell If I'm delightful or not I crave your wrist I praise your thigh There's not a guy There's not a piece of paper...

[JASON] Hello, God I don't think we've ever really spoken If you'd kindly allow How about a miracle now? I don't know if you exist I can't hear your fingers snappin' Are you just a big psychiatrist? Or, can you make things not happen? Do this for me...

[TRINA] Jason, if you want a Bar Mitzvah God knows, you can have a Bar Mitzvah But I have to know And I have to know now Just what it is you want I've addressed the invitations Here's your chance to give me Hell If you think it's bust Then it's probab...

[WHIZZER] Good morning [MARVIN] Whizzer, kid, you're looking very good today You had to see yourself a few days back I had a heart attack! Jesus But today you seem to be On the way to recovery! Oh Whizzer, I want to applaud! It's days like this I al...

[MENDEL] Jason I am agitato grande Jason, I am muy disgutante And muy disappointe And muy nauseatus And me mitzraim Hotzionoo Dayenu Everyone hates his parents Don't be ashamed You'll grow up You'll come through You'll have kids And they'll hate...

[MENDEL] Homosexuals Women with children Short insomniacs We're a teeny tiny band Lovers come and lovers go Lovers live and die fortissimo This is where we take a stand Welcome to Falsettoland 

[MENDEL] Homosexuals Women with children Short insomniacs And a teeny tiny band Come, back in The welcome mat is on the floor Let's, begin This story needs an ending A homosexual Father with children One bar mitzvah that Is scrupulously planned...

[JASON] My father says that love Is the most beautiful thing in the world I think girls are I think girls are the most Beautiful thing Not love [MARVIN] Kid, be my son What I've done to you is rotten Say, I was scared I kept marching in one place...

[FOUR MEN] Four Jews in a room bitching; Four Jews in a room plot a crime I'm bitching. He's bitching They're bitching. We're bitching Bitch bitch bitch bitch Funny funny funny funny Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch All the time [MENDEL (MARVIN,...

[TRINA] I was sure growing up I would live the life My mother assumed I'd live Very Jewish, very middle-class, and very straight Where healthy men stayed healthy men And marriages were long and great I smile, I don't complain I'm trying to keep sane as...

[TRINA] I never wanted to love you I only wanted to love and not be blamed Let me go, you should know I'm not ashamed To have loved you [MENDEL] I loved you more than I meant to In my profession, one's love stays unexpressed Here we stand, take my ha...

[TRINA] I'd like to be a princess on a throne To have a country I can call my own And a king Who's lusty and requires a fling With a female thing Great, men will be men Let me turn on the gas I caught them in the den with Marvin grabbing Whizzer's as...

[JASON] Whizzer, hey! Suddenly it all came clear: I said, let's have my bar mitzvah here! [MARVIN, TRINA, MENDEL, JASON, CHARLOTTE, CORDELIA] Surprise! [MARVIN] This was Jason's brilliant idea! And I brought the prayer shawl [MARVIN, TRINA, MENDEL,...

[JASON] Mr. Mendel I get apoplexy thinking of my father I resemble him in far too many ways His sad demeanor The way he acts the swine At least his room is cleaner than mine Is it fatal? Do you see real similarities between us? He and Whizzer...

[MENDEL] Sit down, my dear I hear you have a problem I'm sure you're not disgusting or indiscreet Take a load off your feet [TRINA] Thank you [MENDEL] Happy or sad? [TRINA] Well, I -- [MENDEL] That's a question with no answer Let's not discuss...

[MENDEL & TRINA] Welcome to our humble place We're concerned with setting a tone With filling the space Making a home [MENDEL] She becomes a happy wife [TRINA] He decides the role to assume Building a life [MENDEL] Shaping a room [MENDEL &a...

[MARVIN, WHIZZER, JASON, AND MENDEL] March. March March of the Falsettos March of the Falsettos Whee! Who is Man enough to march to March of the Falsettos? [MARVIN] C'mere [MARVIN, WHIZZER, JASON, AND MENDEL] One foot Following the other Teach i...

[JASON] My father says that love Is the most beautiful thing in the world I think games are I think chess is the most Beautiful thing Not love [WHIZZER] Marvin at the Psychiatrist, a three-part mini opera Part One: [MENDEL] Do you love him? [MAR...

[MARVIN] Hello, Trina, thank you for sending this Goodness, Trina, I am relieved Frankly, Trina, nice of you sending this Thank you, Trina, I have received Your new-sent wedding invitations! They are [MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL, & JASON] Pseudo-roman...