Electric Bison Death

One day in 1997 I followed Ed upstairs Horse shit! Holy shit! I'm never doing that again What we saw, uhhh, what the shit That day in 1997 I followed Ed upstairs Holy shit! We're never doing that again You don't wanna know what we saw What the fu...

Dude are you listening to Algion? Yes. 

you wont like the day i seek my revenge burned torn flesh awaits your eyes rise from your grave prepare to meet your doom ahhhhhhhhh me and my chainsaw the last thing you'll ever see 

I arrived at the Jackhammers game Only to be greeted by the 4 horsemen of Mexico Fernando, Baltazar, Lupe, and Blair! I knew of their intentions to overthrow the churro stand Hurling their bladed sombreros Decapitating all their fans Battle at the...

He's gonna bust your head with a bat Then he'll take out your kids with a gat This time he's really coming back Revenge of Bo Jackson! Yeah! Bo Breaker! 

Electric Bison Death MHM Butt Lettuce 

Chris Reads a Nirvana Article (He's reading it out of a magazine.) 

I saw your snatch on the TV Get a fuckin' life whore No one wants to fuck a tire you fuckin' cunt rag your music still sucks ass 

WHAT THE FUCK! It was Friday night, and Gary grabbed his keys to his car. HOLY SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK! When he discovered he was out of gas and he had two tickets to the Coffin Rape show. HOLY SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK! Distraught, he called his friend for a...

stop crying you whiny bitch I'll give you a reason to weep a fucking warhammer up your cunt this song is about killing emo kids with hammers 

Fernando got fired Now he's broke He's on welfare He ate a dog Now he's out for blood Raul is on the run Fuck unemployment 

It's payback time. He stole your rake, you'll steal his soul. Time for the rake-fight. Fernando take no prisoners! Mexico's Ultimate Deathmatch, tacos 2 for 1 Mexico's Ultimate Deathmatch Fernando's gonna get some Mexico's Ultimate Deathmatch, tacos 2...

Prepare the spiny rubber glove Now bend over! OHHHHHHHH!!!! 

What the fuck (4x) Fred Savage (3x) Fred Savage! Ben Savage! Fred Savage! Ben Savage! Fred Savage! Ben Savage! Ham Sandwich! Ben Savage Mother Fucker! 

So I was sitting on my couch think about what bullshit 3rd World Country dictatorships are and I decided to get up and go for a walk. I picked up my Pringles can and left. Not going in the direction of the sun, but the way I always go the only place I know how...

Everytime I see you I wanna pull out your entrails hang em up for decoration for fuckin' christmas decoration I wanna feed you aborted baby meat and watch you die 

who is this being half-man half-goat goatman 

Vader, Carcass GOATMAN! GOATMAN! Kreator, Deicde GOATMAN! GOATMAN! King Diamond, King Diamond GOATMAN! GOATMAN! King Diamond, King Diamond GOATMAN! GOATMAN! Oh no, where's the Vomitory CD! Wait till he hears about this 

She was only 82 years old She went down like a rag doll 

he's older than all of you combined he cant be killed by conventional weapons Keith Richards ate disturbed mushroomhead are next hail the king 

Kobe Bryant Kobe Bryant Kobe Bryant Kobe Bryant Kobe Bryant 

it started growing in december now suddenly half past november its taken a life of its own capturing flesh in its vines attack of sergio's hair 

I'm moving to Miami! 

remember that guy zool yeah the guy from ghostbusters well he aint shit not compared to odin all hail the fire of odin 

Pack the bong Load the gun Cut the line Snort it up We're going to the liquor store tonight We're gonna blow some fuckin' heads off 

he gets paid 3 cents more than you so you took a rake to his face revenge of fernando death by lawnmower blade fuck minimum wage 

Yesterday at band practice Dan's fuckin' amp broke Now we can't play Dan's fuckin' amp broke What do we do now Dan's fuckin' amp broke Ed you thinkin' what I'm thinkin' We went to Sam Goody and shot everyone dead 

He's got a pony tail He's gonna kill us all Steven Segal! 

COCK! I just went into Denny's with 2 mini-guns! (2 mini-guns!) Shredding human bodies like shitty toliet paper-rah I smell their blood, fueled by my hate of Gary Coleman-ah! 

I searched for 7 years for the bear that stopped me from going to the Coffin Rape show The search for the bear The search for the bear Hear the majestic war cry of Gary 

He comes to my house everyday Brings 15 video games It's the Goatman Show doesn't everyone know It's time to go watch the Goatman Show He always keeps his head shaved He's got a tattoo of a naked lady