Del the Funky Homosapien

"Ahonetwo, ahonetwo, I like it..." I'm chocolate like a Barr but my name is not Roseanne my skin has a pigment, reminiscent of a tan I plan to grow dreads but first a nappy fro the longer the hair the easier to scare a foe it grows from my head until i...

Interplanetary adversaries battling for supremacy Sounds like a good way to build up my infamy Soon as Automator sent for me We headed over to receive our registration forms from the galactic embassy (Yes may I help you) Remember me To escape a global pa...

Ahh First day off probation, no wastin' time Just like ancient times, and take a dime and roll it Blaze it with no fear After havin' to take piss tests for a whole year Smokin' with a cold beer makes me kinda think Why I don't like to drink heavily, 'cau...

KURIOUS: (Talking) Oh man. Bitches man bitches! Sick & tired a this shit. You know what I'm sayin'? Want my money talkin' shit don't know how to act phuckin' tired man. FPhuck'm I gonna do man? Have to put a foot up your ass? Phuckin' tired of it man....

[Featuring Hieroglyphics] DEL: Mista twista get ya every single time when I rhyme like I know so I flow with tha gifted tounge an encriptic rung new phases to enter the mazes play this two times a day with the dayo day hey hey ho with a day light come...

The Falcon: "I don't know who that cat is or why he's got a hate on for Cap'; But I sure aim to find out!" Villain: "So bird man! You sneak up from behind; Precisely the sort of tactics I should have expected from you." The Falcon: "Save the conversatio...

Verse One: People have a memory loss they don't remember I'm the boss You're claustraphobic when I close it In on your men and your faculty you wack'll be Out my face you must be basin' if you think That you could tackle the triumphant I pump it The volu...

[Chorus] You gotta get a better view outside, bird's eye view inside I annihilate fools w/ the ???, birds eye view catch all this Birds eye view catch all this Birds eye view catch all this Birds eye view catch all this Birds eye view catch all this [V...

When it's time for me to recline I listen to rhymes and beats in the waves of the spine to the brain relievin' pain & anguish the stangest arrays make me sway and make my day brighta the hip hop envia. write arrive a little soona check the soles on...

[Chorus] We 'bout to roll to the corner me and my crew We 'bout to roll to the corner and get us some brew We 'bout to roll to the corner and get some swishers too So we can role a fat blunt and get perfed Another fine day in this land I live Oakland we'...

(Scratching random dialogue) I seek souls like mines so my mind finds inner peace and then a beast could never devour my powers arrive from survivors of this holocaust. Please be hopeful never thinkin' all is lost in my sector specter slidin' colli...

As simple as it sounds it's as simple as it ought to be light skin girls lack the dark skin quality ya don't understand? You want an explanation? Well let D e L release the frustration as I see it every single day light skin girls ain't satisfied unles...

Let me tell you a little story about the slave master. Use a whip on your ass so you behave faster. You got chains on your neck, and the Man's respect. You'll work all damn day, but you will never see a check In the field. Cotton you yield. Your skin peels...

Yo its three thousand thirty I want y'all to meet Deltron Zero, hero, not no small feat It's all heat in this day and age I rage your grave, anything it takes to save the day Neuromancer, perfect blend of technology and magic Use my rappin so you all coul...

Don't forget ya niggas my rep gets bigger and figgers on my checks flex like Hercules when I flow with ease usin' lingo that'll bring mo hoes front and center enta this blissful twist full of fun for my niggas here's another one you get a hand shake...

I'm ready for action, packing provisions of visions Verbally, every word will be enhanced With the bass that'll put you in a trance Some dance, come take a chance Del won't do you wrong I've been in the rap game too long to falter I rock like Gibraltar...

Intro: Dr. Bombay Dr. Bombay Yo we got a patient in the front that's ahhh... suffering from an oversized gluttius maximus And she wanna know can you solve it... Verse One: Mistadobalina is a jack ass much like a donkey And I'ma pin the tail on the funky...

I never had real friends 'til now I never had to steal endz 'cause that's foul I walk the streets with the baseball bat feelin' secure but I try not to incite fights that's immature actions that come back to haunt I work hard to get the things that I want...

[Intro] Fare weather associates You better, watch how close they get It's the, fare weather associates You better, watch how close they get It's the, fare weather associates You better, watch how close they get It's the, fare weather associates You bet...

Man, I knew this nigga from back in the day I never knew he would be actin' this way He displayed some faulty shit Wish I would have caught the bitch I stuck to talkin' shit Instead of setting off the apoclypse Out in the O, they try to play you like ke...

Chorus) Followers, dick swallowers No power over themselves, blindness Don't take it as a diss, take it as an act of kindness We wanna be in front while you fools is behind us Are you gonna live your whole life with blindness on your eyelids? Pretty boys...

"Earth to Del, Earth to Del, Earth to Del do you read me? Do you copy Del? It seems we've lost radio contact Descend for warp speed so you can recieve transmission" Each rap is texture-mapped to perfection A 3-D world for you to step in I leave MC's stran...

Come on and let the games begin 'Cause the game begin when you coolin' wit ya friends And the friends to tha end that don't pretend So have fun, have fun, have fun while it lasts It's time to max, relax, ask anybody You got off work, you know your boss i...

Verse 1: Mack Del impetuous Tepetuous Bust flows ? Under fire like appestos All MCs grip my testicles Let them go No I spread your flow like metal pull Utensils such as scalpels Over your Adam's Apple To make you alto Doggin' MCs and feed 'em Alpo...

[Featuring Ice Cube] Intro: *various media samples* 60's Frat Rock Yet the economy was collapsing And there's been a wave of minor bombings against Amer... Gang violence is escalating in such a manner I think the The mere violence itself has become part...

It's important to practice good hygiene At least if you wanna run with my team I'm bout to get into some shit that I've seen This fool's breath, I mean so bad it'll melt your ice cream They say don't say nothing if you can't say nice things Sittin too clo...

Fun even funner I'm the gunner sub machine gun it don't seem right that they don't get my theme right they don't know me so we move forward more words & phrases my style amazes come into the scene with the means to rip shit my brain's power packed...

[Del The Funky Homosapien] Check it out Uhhh Del's back, go get ya life preserver Aquaman with the flow you might get murdered You get caught in the slipstream When I was fifteen I was ripping You were shoplifting My accent on rap is smashin' Emcees...

Okay Chorus: You got to know what your love is worth Every boy you got to know what your love is worth Every girl you got to know what your love is worth Everybody got to know what their love is worth Yeah, you got to know what your love is worth As soo...

Yo yo yo, check this out man 1 for you, 2 for me 3 for you, 15 for me 20 for you... now check it out Yo I just won 10 grand in the Galactic Rhyme Federation championship, so I'm lampin a bit I feel like returnin to Earth and burnin some herb I'm sick o...

(talking) Hi everybody. It's Del the Funky Homosapien, down with Hieroglyphics Dopest crew in the World, coming with the new '96 shit! Check it out D-E-L will ("Lick you wid our lyrics!") Hieroglyphics will ("Lick you wid our lyrics!") D-E-L will, you kn...

Made in America where ya placed on the totem pole I got soul cause I'm a black man never sellin' crack and track the police the facts I release go straight through your ear to the mind listen just cause this man is white I won't dis him I'll enlist hi...

In the year three thousand and thirty everybody wants to be an MC In the year three thousand and thirty everybody want to be a DJ In the year three thousand and thirty everybody want to be a producer In the year three thousand and thirty everybody want to...

Who fuses the music With no illusions Producing the blue prints Clueless? Automator - defy the laws of nature Electronic monolith throw a jam upon the disc The futuristic looper with the quickness Hyper-producin' hydrogen fusion liquids keep your distan...

You try to get over your gonna go under You try to get over your gonna go under Literally it's 3030 I don't got time to be wasting time on you slow pokes I want y'all to, get open, like the ocean Brothers be buggin like "He's from Oakland?" What? I'll wh...

This is the intro I dent foes and bend them and upchuck send ya outta luck phukk that shit is nasty I blast the mc's who try to sneak past me I'm dastardly I scare 'em dare 'em to maneuver I'm smoother I will prove to all your boys that I do the psy...

[Featuring Dinosaur Jr.] Hey I gotta start it MCs be carted off ya soft Dinosaur Jr. will flood that's gotta warn ya what in blazes hey this is phat weigh this I'll portray this photographs so the last laugh is mine you're behind for the mind and fo...

[Chorus: "Mistadobalina Mr. Bob Dobalina. . .] Mistadobalina Mistabobdobalina Mistabobdobalina won't you quit you really make me sick with ya fraudulent behavior you're gonna make me flip and then an army couldn't save ya why don't you behave ya little ru...

Let the buyer beware and prepare for the scare of 1991 yo brothers get dumb without no remorse yo gas they hand and then they thrown off course yo I coulda told ya so I'm no dummy girls out there will act funny for the money if ya rollin' in dough she'l...

look out the window look at all that bullshit going on down there in the street whats all that shit floating out in the water yea we gotta get out of here we gotta go to some island grab your shopping cart grab your cane lets get the heck out of here we...

[Featuring Hieroglyphics] A Plus: You don't have to worry any longer. . . Yo wait a damn minute listen to the way the man spin it even with improper diction I split in & gets ends I'm lettin' suckas know I'm fin ta buck a bro the nigga figga he ca...

I wait to see your skull vibrate when I bury the hatchet I hope you catch it I'll attach it to his focus when I broke his head in half feel the wrath on my behalf I drop math and english leaving you squeamish then I squish your wish you're all phucke...

[Del] Aiyyo whattup El-P? [El] Yo whattup Del-phonic? [Del] Nuthin man; I was on the bus the other day man tryin to listen to my Walkman This motherfucker all in my face Tryin to holla at me and shit I'm like, "Man - dude you just a offspring" [Del] I...

Hook: This is real hip hop no no phony franchise When and by a landslide and you know you can't hide This is D E L not no phony franchise When and by a landslide and you know you can't hide This is Hieroglyphics not no phony franchise When and by a lanf...

It's D E L the Funkee Homosapien to the rescue I'm solo and threw a bolo and left two dancers back on Soul Train and ya know Soul Train get the phat doodie stain now what ya gonna do with the board with no talent using step 1 & step 2 to keep the sho...

[Del] Transmutation, brand new statements I'll have you gapin, open Check it out y'all Now let's see -- Deltron Z Art avenger, let's start the adventure Hit ya with nerve gas, absurd blasts Crashin space craft, I'm bio-enhanced Hiero advanced series, m...

Funk Gluttius maximus Dreadlocks There are eight billion stories in the sunny meadowz This is just one of them 

[Del The Funky Homosapien - 1st Verse] Check my comprehensive catalog of crafts I'm daffed I battle all like I don't have it all Avant-garde Battlestar Galactica Got rhymes per capita I'm shining through the aperture But I'm not gonna bust no caps for...

Chorus: Let me tell you about the Proto Culture If you don't know the culture, here's the whole structure We've had enough of the lackluster-trust us We get the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster KU: Game related, raise it bit by bit Yo D, link u...

[Chrous:] "The same ol' thing (all over the world) The same ol' thing (got to get 'em wit it) The same ol' thing (MCs out there got) The same ol' thing (so let me tell ya bout it) " MCs keep comin' with the same ol' thing with the same ol' swing with th...

Hey whassup man, this is D-E-L once again I'm here to tell you a little story about this motherfucker who keep runnin his big ass mouth You don't know me, motherfucker Shut your ass up, 'fore I slap the lips off your motherfuckin face Man, you got a big a...

(scratched:) I never drink and drive 'Cuz I might spill my drink [Chorus] Give me the keys, I'm OK Quit tellin' me I'm drunk, I only had five Hurricanes Quit bein' such a Puritan, I'm a mega-turrican (?) Wakin' up and it's all a blur again If I'm aliv...

Let me tell you a little story about the slave master. Use a whip on your ass so you behave faster. You got chains on your neck and the Man's respect. You'll work all damn day but you will never see a check In the field. Cotton you yield. Your skin peels o...

It seems nowadays friends step to me bogus and end up on my couch at night without notice it's cool to have a friend over every now and then but I gotta have my space and I don't wanna see their face like every single day of the week talk is cheap you b...

[Del The Funky Homosapien] Check it out It's a revolution in you head I'm boastin' Like I read the future My execution Used as a stimulate to get you into it Show you my sentiments Mental leasing the flicks Don't hate, Facilitate Whenever you get the...

Stress the world Stress the world Stress the world Stress the world (Stress the world) I offer the maximum that you called for, Who better, to get a crowd to go "Wow"? Del, A champion true, I do what the others can't do, So when you come to, Recogni...

(Yeah...I'm gonna take it light...Yeah...D E L in the house...funky funky funky funky lyrics...check this out) I contemplate a rhythm with a hunch swing and give a punch and put a fraud out to lunch and scrunch up your rap book pages eat 'em like it's lic...

It's time for me I never rhyme for free at least pay attention you know let your mind be free I think by now everyone knows my funk flows will ease the pain because MCs we brain make 'em nervous here for your service infer this clear to any rapper th...

Be there for the rap battle It's going to be interspectacular Fantabulous, it'll blow your socks off It's one of those things where Machine versus man Man versus woman Woman versus you mother Be there Intergalactic rap battle It's (scratch) instupitu...

Ladies and gentlemen, check out the rap battle of the century The intergalactic rap battle The battle of all battles Don't forget! Man vs. Machine. Machine vs. Computer. Computer vs. Woman. Woman vs. Child Be there, be square Make sure you see the interg...

[Del] Up front, introducing my man Pep Love [Pep Love] My introduction: It's such an unbelievable pleasure For you to treasure; And much needed too Make it phat though on another plateau- You begining to begining to groove; I do it natural As we get...

Fresh from the meadow with a mellow attitude I was plannin' to persue another quest for the bus I had to go to San Fran it's something that I can't stand It's beggin' for a ride with ma dukes makes a fuss I don't like fussin' so I ask my older cousin Coul...

[Chorus] "Things you can do, some can't be done" - (*repeat 7X*) "Things you can do..." [Del] 3030 way past the millennium, check it out Yo, Deltron thunderforce, ain't no other source of sunlight Two ton mic, leave you toungue-tied Runnin amuck with te...

(CHORUS) "Time is too expensive" Too expensive, it's too expensive Too expensive, you know what? Time is of the essence Whacha say now? Whacha say, whacha say now? You know what? Time is of the essence [Del] My vast knowledge of rhyme is past college...

Yeah, that's the funky funky shit, ay bust it, yo, yo Deltron tremendous force to end your courssssse. every whim is enforced I send men with torches to raid your fortress And in the process radiate your optics Subconsciously haunt emcees Super human te...

[ VERSE 1 ] They say that nice guys finish last, but I'm the leader Drinkin liters of Seagrams with the heathens Misbehave and break the buzz, fuck the shavings Collectin scratch for my savings before the day ends Cravings for music, collaborate at a rate...

[TALKING] "A problem? Yeah I got a problem. Cause. . . I been waitin for how long for this shit to come out? Now this the tricks and treats shit ya know? Now all y'all motherphukkers that listen to it and I'm sick and tired of this shit because... all...

I envision turbulence and murder since it's an everyday occurrence It's 3030, yo, I get my hands dirty They think they the pure breed, medically insured weed Fuck the system, non-conformist humans Walk around because of their ordinance, just ornaments Sup...

[Featuring Pep Love Q Tip] Del: Up front introducing my man Pep Love: Pep: My introduction: It's such an unbelievable pleasure For you to treasure; And much needed too Make it phat though on another plateau You begining to begining to groove; I do it...

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"Global controls will have to be imposed and a world governing body, will be created to enforce them. Crises, precipitate change.." [Del] Secretly.. plotting your demise I wanna devise a virus To bring dire straits to your environment Crush your corpora...

(Chorus) you wack m.c.'s this is a dedication to you wack m.c.'s this is a dedication to you wack m.c.'s and you're history you wack m.c.'s this is a dedication to you wack m.c.'s this is a dedication to you wack m.c.'s and you're history What a jerk!...

[After a bunch of P Funk Del kicks one verse] I've returned from the meadow with a fellow named X two turntables and a spark upon his set wet behind the ears from the tears of my peers rap is outta control that's what we fear so we collapse any actual thr...

A new day was dawning Yes one more morning Just stretching and yawning Picked up my belongings And call my crew See what we all can do Lets go to the mall The one with the waterfall And take your fathers car Although it ain't that far They got a whol...

[Featuring Unicron] Del: Who is the two like the Blues Brothers? Unicron: Yeah who does it? Del: Me & you kid we bruise dozens & hundreds of kids havin' fun with the wiz that's me and Unicron: Unicron the inhuman on the mic Yikes! (Zoinks!...

I writes rhymes for rehearsal but first chill I gotta little story to tell ya how I almost caught a bad one add one to the list of 2 000 and 1 stupid things to do I had crew when they stepped at a party hardly even known I own a Smith & Wesson but...

Star struck MC's receive no attention From the man whose mind is Not even in this dimension I'm on another plane Sicker than the mother brain The ultimate expression Yes indeed, heed My flow's symphonic, hypnotic, psychotic Never semiotic but doper th...

DEL made a pact to be well natural Back from the wishing well to sell actual Funk from the fungus grown in the trench It's getting kinda heavy so I gotta pinch an inch And it's a sinch to let my hair grow like a plant Eliminate the fat gold chains and th...

(Check it out...1st to bat steppin' up to the plate is...) I'm the monsta' come on in closa' I'll roast ya' not never worried 'bout competition listen I can twist men into pretzels my jet skills can outrun 'cause it's fun I'm not done one or even tw...