Capitol Steps piosenki

Hi there. Bill Clinton here. Ladies and gentlemen, as you know, I've had to move out of the White House, which makes me a little sad, but I feel like I've taken so much with me. You know, silverware, desks, central heating units... And now, the end is here...

A long, long time ago We used to get our food home-grown And toothpaste used to make you smile It used to be you'd shop with ease Never eating antifreeze You planned to keep on living quite a while But now our goods are all delivered From somewhere on...

It seems that all our allies all are quittin' I think they'll come around Hope it's soon But you've got the support of Spain and Britain And Cameroon! The Russians are resisting with all their force The Germans wouldn't send even one platoon But thankf...

You’ve heard me on the radio, but I don’t mean to annoy I’m here to tell those Rutgers gals it was just a ratings ploy A slip of the tongue can be quite accidental Don Imus is a girl’s best friend Why must I be hung when Al Sharpton goes mental ‘Cause wo...

Well it used to be you'd smoke a lot of pot But now it sort of seems your brain is shot It used to be a party off the charts But now you sort of need replacement parts It is something that you can't postpone Everybody must get cloned He smokes just like...

The US, the US Thinks their army is the best But our troops can stand for hours With their arms up and no rest France's tanks are the first To go only in reverse And our rifles, you can't top 'em They won't go off when we drop 'em We'll just sit on t...

Well, I've heard that other countries are down on the US A land of mass consumption, our lives filled with excess But my daddy wasn't fightin' on Normandy that day For the right to drive a Hyundai I refuse to live that way And I'm proud to be an American...

And ladies and gentlemen, while it is kind of nice being a private citizen once again, now I a...Oh, hold on, I have a phone call coming in, excuse me....Clinton here. Reverend Jackson! Well, hey, I was just thinking of you. I was watching Temptation Island......

Now, at this time, I would like to bring out the Secretary of Interior. Now, quite frankly, I think the décor of the White House looks just fine...Please welcome Ms. Gale Norton. All your wild scenic lands Mother Nature's largess Will be safe in my hands...

Osama come out tomorrow Bet a million dollars that tomorrow We'll have won Just shave off that beard, no bristle 'Cause we've got a new beard-seeking missile It's no fun The US of A Has ways To find you We've got a new 'ttack So watch your back Oh...

Oh, the airport, has a planner So the rules are very tight Place your bag there on the scanner Whoops, you beeped, please step out to the right First, we'll frisk you, then we'll test you And it won't be so bad if you should fail Tell my friends "hi" if...

Who has been confirmed to fill the High Court's vacant seat? Who's the subject of most every blog? Did you see those hearings? Did you know that he would be...dissected like a frog? Sam Alito, Sam Alito They confirmed you You're from Yale, you're white,...

All my bags were packed in the overhead bin The guy beside me flashes a grin We’re buckled up now, we’re all set to go Then suddenly as we take off That guy, he starts to shake and cough It worried me, ‘cause he was in my row So don’t kiss me or smile a...

finding rhymes for words like Gorbachev helps us pay our office mortgage off Most times we can we even rhyme Uzbekistani But Boris Yeltsin is the hardest rhyme Ohhh ohhh ohh Boris Yelstins is the hardest rhyme Ohhh ohhh ohh Boris Yelstins is the hardest...

Gimme me a ticket for an aeroplane My girlfriend is gettin' so inane Forty times today On my PDA My baby, she wrote me a twitter Every two minutes somethin' else to tell What the hell's the meaning of 'LOL'? But she loves her shampoo Well woop-de-frea...

Hello boys and girls. It's time for another government lesson for little children. Our second story is about Jack Abramoff: This is the House that Jack bribed. This is the cash from Abramoff’s stash inside of the House that Jack bribed. This is the mem...

Every first Monday in October I put on my robe and hussle on over To serve as Supreme Court Justice, I never stop Every year we hear a thousand petitions Every year we make a thousand decisions You’d think that once or twice I’d come out on top No, it’s...

Ladies and gentlemen, the proposed breakup of the Microsoft Corporation has caused great financial anxiety for one of America's most beloved multi-billionaires. Of course I'm talking about Bill Gates. And while some people may go about their daily lives withou...

We Democrats lost the last election And to our party things did not look bright But now our long despair is done We look good by comparison To one guy on the right... What a difference DeLay makes Though the left lacks excitement They don't have an ind...

When you get older, when you retire Not too long from now How much do you think of every check you see Comes from social security? If we can’t fix it, wouldn’t it bite to be old and poor? Put a new hip in You’ll have to start strippin’ When you’re 64...