Butthole Surfers

[Woman:] I enjoy your show and I've been trying to get through for quite a while. [Man:] Well, We're glad you kept trying [Woman:] Umm. I have this problem. Last July, I was assaulted...sexually, and ever since then, I've been having trouble sleeping. [Man...

Here on Monday seems like Friday Happened just the other day Tuesday faked for Friday morning Then it started up again What would I do Monday's through Nothing seems to change I Guess I'll have to wait for Friday Turn into another day Turn into another day Tur...

Here on Monday seems like Friday Happened just the other day Tuesday faked for Friday morning Then it started up again What would I do Monday's through Nothing seems to change I Guess I'll have to wait for Friday Turn into another day Turn into another day Tu...

American woman, stay away from me American woman, mama let me be Don't come hangin' around my door I don't wanna see your face no more I got more important things to do Than spend my time growin' old with you Now woman, I said stay away American woman, listen...

I, Calypso. I shot the barbecue pit I shot the pope, yahoo They shot the pope They shot his ass It's over now That's what I said I wet my bed last night I woke up sad, whoo They shot the pope They shot the pope's ass They shot the pope And i said...

Alright what are we doing here? Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! You're workin and you already stinks like a finger, Roller Coaster lovely hair You wanna pop a bubble out you know it's only trouble cause you think that no one better can care W...

Imagine..your father was naked and you had just fallen through the ceiling into a room full of soft-moist eyeballs. I can tell you, but my mind keeps fading away. And you keep trying, but you don't got A-nothin' to say. So we tried stealing, but somebody took...

A strange lie Awakes in quiet South Station And balls in my window That falls from the sky And walking through fields Of quiet frustration While hanging with dishrags And that makes us fine When I crawled through a pipe Without hesitation To a place where a co...

Booze Tobacco Dope Pussy Cars 

I was walkin' down around Venice way Los Angeles Oh big California A man came up to me About 40, gay I say "Go away...OK...No way...AGGGHHHHHHHGH" BUTTHOLE SURF!! etc. I was ridin' wave around Malibu beach A guy came up to me He was lookin' like a leech He sai...

Cherub Cherub the angel Roll back the hands of time Cherub Enter the angel aaaaaaahhhh! You walk alone now You're never mind The walks you've taken have left behind All people sideways They look at you may god forsake me cause I do to I see bodies Maybe, m...

I don't know just how it started A week I covered up of the sky high His body and his mind had parted You can see it happen in his eyes I don't know just what they're for Cones and rods and bars and arrows Dots and dashing eyes that roll right into sight...

She played for the angels I played for the tribe The summer had been stolen and the bases were all loaded There was big my arm a line Big my all the time yeah There was big my arm a line I can't walk so I guess I'm gonna stay at home They can have my legs just...

I woke up this morning On the wrong side of bed I had a knife in my back And I put it back in Oh my God I was dead I hope I get to sleep tonight I never can I've always got a knife in my back No matter where, no matter when 

Well there's a creep in the cellar that I'm gonna let in And he eats in the alley and keeps track of my sins When he starts talking backwards your head starts to spin And he really freaks me out when he peels off his skin, yeah! Well there's a creep in th...

Yeah Now I'm a dancin' fool! Whoo! Dance in this place! Dance against something Whoo! It is nice to pogo! I'll know i'll be back for more! Whoo! Dance like cancer! Fuck you! I'm a dancin' fool! Just like cancer I am the dancing fool Dance with me I am the di...

I know you love me, darling and I love you every time I touch your face everytime I choose I love the feeling of loving you I'm tired of touching I wanna cut on through I love you darling everything you do I want to be there when you feel them cutting through...

Got no future, great big past Little bitty guy on the rim of my glass. Gotta meet the plane, so I can get my monkey Teach him to be cool but a little bit funky. Got no credit, and I got no fear, and I got about a buck so I can buy a beer. Gotta see a doctor 'b...

You want the people to be the people That want the people who love you You need the people to show the facts Instead again they shot you Want the people to be the people They don't need you You need the people to show the fact They displease you Love...

I drove out to the canyon grindin' dust up from the sand I'm [gonna hook up] with the dust devil he's got the power of an upright in his god-damned hand The sand becomes a potent elixir, wind as hot as flame the bodies fly right through the night a...

I'm not insane when I'm talking to you, babe. I want to set the place on fire If you see me smoking then it's probably me, now. I'm burning up with desire I'm not in love when I'm talking to you, babe. I'm just with people standing in line If you see me smokin...

I could have a real good time if I had a gun I know, well I know. The things I do and say And if I did not have no gun well I know, I know I've got a knife. Well, Gary Floyd and all his pals are gonna' come on down To the roundaround. They're gonna' shoot all...

Come, come, come, a come to me I said a come on down where 'a I can see I said you better be aware of what I do You said you never gonna see 'a what I been through I said get down, get down, get down, get down, get down Get down, get down, get down, get down,...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I don't give a fuck about the FBI I don't give a fuck about the CIA I don't give a fuck about CASHIER'S CLAIM I don't give a fuck about anything AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I don't care what you want me to say I don...

You lie in the graveyard Well you're rotting away When I talk to you daily You`ve got nothing to say You lie in the graveyard Well you are down making plans Well you control all my thoughts Well you make dust fall 

OOOW! AH! OW! OW! I feel like a sailor baby adrift upon your sea and if you've got to rock your boat, come rock your boat withouwwww babybaybybabehnow OW! OW! OW! I am just a helicopter a-spinnin up in the breeze and if you've got no air baby, come spin int...

Well, I don't know, and you can't say. And even if you could, you wouldn't anyway Let's go to hell Hey...Hey..... Now I'm in love, not with he or she it's burning hate why don't they see? Get your hands off me Hey...Hey..... I'm burning now, like a falling do...

Are you ready to Rock? Well rock on! Pardon me, I'm only bleeding but you cut me to the bone my imperfections have reduced you to a lowly animal A part of me was introduced to you then it walked right out the door And tonight you're probably feeling like a h...

I love you peggy-o well I love you peggy well I love you pe-heg-ie oh peggy oh when I see your pretty brown skin oh it makes me want to sin why won't you let me in oh peggy I walk down the street peggy I look up to the sky your on the TV and I'm feelin' high...

Ten foot tall and the nurse stuck a needle in my arm. Well uncle Doc's nurse used a needle with ungodly charm. Walkin' down the hall,the dentist Loomed through the door. I Saw an X-Ray of a girl passing gas. The one shot theory got a query things got rolling...

I'm not the world's most intelligent guy Sometimes I just sit and wonder why It takes a lot of money and a telephone Rock me baby, rock me baby, all night long Break us and we will not burn Kill us and we will return Shake us and we will not shock Shoc...

Jet fighters never die Mikey was a little boy, he loved to watch the clouds He was born to fly Mikey joined the Navy, his father was quite proud Mother never wanted it that way He got into the cockpit and rose up in the sky Set his sights on Beirut and he let...

I was lookin' for the main line when I was Workin' through a friend of mine but I Couldn't seem to find the time What do they know about love What do they know about love What do they know about love my friend What do they know about love The Jingle of a Dog's...

This here a song, is about John W Smoke Junior It's about bein' in love and lovin' the love that's hatin' the love the love and the love and the hate that's lovin with all It's around the love that's hate that's the hate that's the love And the love is the lov...

Julio Iglesias Jacked off in outer-spacias Did 69 with the pope in the butthole Rammed that sucker head down that throat now Julio he had a mole Went to the doctor with a fiery pole Saw the nurse what did he see Loved to watch his sister pee Oh baby baby rock...

Yeah! I don't care What I say I don't care about it anyway I'm not sure if I'm gonna be around tonight Yeah! I'm not sure if I'm gonna be around round here Gonna be round here Gonna be Gonna be in trouble Trouble! I don't care what they say 

Yeah, boy. Heh Heh Heh. Let it walk and let it talk and stick it on the wall. Lately when I tell you baby, don't know what I know. Let it walk and let it talk and rooty tooty doo Lately when I see you baby, don't know what I do. When I say no, yeah, I mean no....

[A man and woman speaking in French] Goodbye benediction Goodbye gasoline Goodbye paranoia Goodbye sleeze [Again speaking in French] Goodbye Hari Kirshna It's been the best Goodbye Earth Goodbye Patricia Nixon's breasts [Speaking in French] [Lau...

Get along lonesome bulldog it's turning to spring Get along lonesome bulldog it's that time again Though it's raining, stop complaining There's a long road to bear Get along lonesome bulldog Get along over there Get along lonesome bulldog in spring (spoken)Wel...

Take me Mexican Caravan South of South of the Rio Grande Take me to that amigo town Where I can score some of that heroin brown Take me Mexican Caravan South of South of anywhere you can Push me in through the garbage can Teach this white boy to be Mexican Tak...

God, Zeus, Allah, Buddha. Bob Dylan on a motor scooter. Allah, Buddha, God, Zeus. Gotta get me a red caboose. Buddha, God, Zeus, Allah. Mexico in a low Impala. Zeus, Allah, Buddha, God. Eco suda pinchay a nada. We love him. We love him. We love h...

I'm going back down to Florida. And I'm gonna bowl me a perfect game. I'm gonna cut off my leg down in Florida? And I'm gonna dance one-legged off in the rain. Well they say that Sidney Poitier was a blind man. And they say that LBJ was a Soviet Jew....

I am not a priss, my brother's wife There was a time when I thought that the longer Am I a slave to my mind oh, ahhhhhh My brother's wife I know it's not right, what I'm thinking deny me My brother's wife I will always stay My brother's wife I know, shh My br...

Well, I don't know what.. Well, I don't know who.. Well, I don't know where or when.. Well, I don't know it.. Well, I don't know they.. Well, I don't know thick or thin.. Landing in empty parking lots in deserted discount stores, Negro observers are landing b...

Here we go.... Here we go.... All I see inside my head is (Gentle silent secret snow) with shifting walls of blinding light, I'll have you know. No one would believe that she was running away she packed up her belongings and she was gone the very next day Ni...

Mikey got with Sharon, Sharon got Sheriee She was sharin' Sharon's outlook on the topic of disease Mikey had a facial scar and Bobby was a racist They were all in love with dyin' they were doin' it in Texas Tommy played piano like a kid out in the rain T...

hello perry you think you're so fucking scary well, i've got news for you hello perry hello perry hello [?] this is the news for you, perry and it's not so fucking scary here it is: it's talking about you it's talking about growing up in england it's talk...

When I crawled outta my momma I was blind as can be I bought my first shotgun At the age of three Wine, whiskey and women, Yow! By the time that I was five Said Lord! The way I am Living, Yow! You know that I am going to wind up alive. 

Who made trophies/chopsticks out of dogshit? Women naked, children scream Who got/took pictures of a head wound/Abraham? We all beg/plaid for a magazine/American Dream We all spring up from the other scene But my mama hates her son on Sunday The Wednesd...

I knew he would do something very odd... ________________________________ Come on everybody now you got to understand, In these times of revolution now you gotta be a revolutionary man, Wait a second, people, now, you got to get a plan, We're gonna have a r...

Well all of my friends, baby They're going insane, now Look up at my fingers, maybe Get lost in the rain Halfway off of the ground Jumping out of bounds Afraid to hear the sound Of all that's going down Na na na na baby Hey Hey Hey Hey Dear Baby Jesus Here...

His life as strange as it seems It lies on it's side and screams And nothing is quite what it Dreams when it walks PLays when it talks! Dah da do da da de dum da da de dum da da de dum da da de dum doo aaaaaaaaahhhhhh All I want was a dream You are luckiy if...

1, 2, 3, 4 everybody all come running why do they run it so downtown up around they go downtown it's a run around, run around downtown it's an up town run around, Go Yea, everybody talkin bout the circle in the sand and the [thinin] of the people will they ev...

Something she said to me last night Something she said to me last night I saw the sun rise and come over my daddy's grave And I ate some cheese and rice today She's been talkin' behind my back This time she is gonna bleed When I kick her in the teeth she...

Ten, Ten years Ten years too young to die Too many times I tried to talk you still don't understand Too many times you tried to say I'm not your kind of man But still it's time for me to come I really want to know Is it time for me to come, or time for me to...

"Daddy, what does regret mean? Well son, the funny thing about regret is, It's better to regret something you have done, Than to regret something you haven't done. And by the way, if you see your mom this weekend, Be sure and tell her, SATAN, SATAN, SATAN...

Holy man get you hands down out of 25 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Go ahead and leave ya When she said to see me Said ya gone ahead and leave ya baby Right on your gun, Believe me Go ahead and leave ya When she had to see me Said ya gonna have a lady baby Go ahe...

A strange lie Awakes in quiet South Station And balls in my window That falls from the sky And walking through fields Of quiet frustration While hanging with dishrags And that makes us fine When I crawled through a pipe Without hesitation To a place where a co...

I don't know just how it started A week I covered up of the sky high His body and his mind had parted You can see it happen in his eyes I don't know just what they're for Cones and rods and bars and arrows Dots and dashing eyes that roll right into sight and o...

Thrown like a star in my vast sleep I open my eyes to take a peep To find that I was by the sea Gazing with tranquillity. 'Twas then when the Hurdy Gurdy Man Came singing songs of love, Then when the Hurdy Gurdy Man Came singing songs of love. Hurdy gurdy, hur...

Now we have- We've, uh, cleared the Southern tip of South America and We're coming in- on into Australia and over New Zealand and I have never seen- incredible- beauty- One of the excavators on the exploratory satellite number 5-8-12. It seems like, uh, the p...

AHHHH...The Lord is a monkey Thanksgiving's coming on the Fourth of July In the form of a girl with a needle in her eye Well she come from out west on a nickel's worth of gas Got her mind on her money and a dope up her ass Outside of Phoenix where the gimmick...

Your pain makes me hungry I'm hungry for pain Your death is mine, motherfucker Don't even try to escape Because you're mine You are all mine You are all in my path I will peel you like a potato! I will take off your (??) (??) Shit! you are going to die! I will...

There's a time to fuck and a time to crave, But the Shah sleeps in Lee Harvey's Grave! There's a time to shit and a time for God, The last shit that I took was pretty fuckin' odd! There's a time for drugs and a time to be sane, Jimi Hendrix makes love to Maril...

I love the girls and the money and the shame of life My shallow mind is just a sign of your game of life There were girls in the front There were girls in the back And there were girls pettin' squirrels And there were squirrels smokin' crack With an old...

[Spoken] On behalf of Dr. Timothy Leary; in association with the legions of illuminated social rejects; and as an influential administrator and creator of musical chaos in these so called “United States” I stand as a messenger of strangeness this evening in or...

Take me, break me Tell me a good one and maybe I'll cry Go with me, show me Tell me a good one and maybe I'll die Lately I've been dancing in ceiling fans Into the kitchen and out the back gate Well I know it sounds strange but it could be the other way Round...

Alternative suggestion to chorus When I reach into my pocket That's where I lose control yeah There's a panther in my tree now And as you heard roar Get out of my life, get out my girlfriend Or I'll lose her mind Yeah our buddy gotta see you have it Everybody...

They came in the clothes that I'm in And threw the phone at my wall They were strangers They drive in the car that I'm in And you never see their faces at all They were strangers They drive in the car that I'm in And you never see their faces at all They know...

And all the sailors who were junkies All went sailing out to sea And the white man sold quaualudes to the monkeys And they all died high up in the tree And all the teachers who were flunkies They all taught you and me And the white man, I'll be goddamned if t...

I can't believe it, Talking to people, That cowboys and indians, Are taking control It really was a wild one, But somebodys coming A lot of fast people Would fade away, yeah. Hold back the seasons, Take back the memories, Hold onto to something Better hold to...

I'm in love with a TV star She drove me home in her Lexus car Like her dog but I don't watch her show Spend my time with the radio Seen her dancin on the Sunset Strip Bell-bottom jeans and her curvy hips Seen her sittin there with her boyfriend Good lookin' fe...

And all the sailors who were junkies All went sailing out to sea And the white man sold qualudes to the monkeys And they all died high up in the trees And all the teachers who were flunkies They all taught you and me And the white men, I`ll be goddamned...

Ever fall in love with a line? Ever fall in love with a line? Ever felt a gun for the trigger? Ever go so fast, you could die? Got to be at least 500 inches! Cubic inches, on a certified quarter mile run! Ever had the feeling of pleasure? Ever felt your arse...

When criminals in this world appear, And break the laws that they should fear, And frighten all who see or hear, The call goes out both far and near, For Underdog!Underdog!Underdog!Underdog! Speed of lighting, Roar of thunder. Fighting all who rob and plunder...

1, 2, 3, 4 everybody all come running why do they run it so downtown up around they go downtown it's a run around, run around downtown it's an up town run around, Go Yea, everybody talkin bout the circle in the sand and the [thinin] of the people will they ev...

are... are we recording this right now? stop this tape! stop it, because jimmy is gonna kick i want you to know that jimmy has control of the ball he knows all of our needs jimmy lives in west (norwood??) in a van and now we are waiting for jimmy to kick kick...

Peace? I hate the word. As I hate hell, all Montagues. I had a dream last night 'Cause it looked just like a dream I had a dream last night But it looked unlike a dream Mercy, mercy, I'm made of parts Make me a suit so I can get it off Heaven...

They she walked as she fall through the door, walk away Ah looking as if she had seen him before, walk away and she cried, just like me Looking at pages and remembering lies, walk away Apart from the graves and the place they made knives, walk away and they c...

Im Flying (x22) All night long my body burned the sheets were wet and cold the lights were on my eyes were gone any second lose control the pounding on my window is just the pounding in my head I wonder who was in my room last night, who the hell was in...

Whaaaah! Wiped-out wasted Wichita Watch out where I am Last time I's in Wichita I did not give a damn Wiped-out wasted Wichita Cathedral from withold Last time I'm in Wichita My God, I did not know Wiped-out wasted Wichita My backside is a scab Last time I'...

I went into the theater I decide to whirl I'll take a man I'll see him again never seen (??) said, "buddy boy" I rolled into the tonky with a marking laigh a bigger man but he was mean I stole his guns oh Billy Boy! ah! I rolled into the tonky don't know wha...

You don't know me You just know my name You want to see me ruined Is that your game? There's nothin' left at all You want to see me ruined Taking trips, instead of reading rhymes You want to take a tip and redefine your mind (there's a brain to the side of...