Bloodhound Gang

I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love. It had been a while. In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey...

Every time I think that I'm the only one who's lonely Someone calls on me And every now and then I spend my time at rhyme and verse And curse those faults in me And then along comes Mary And does she want to give me kicks and be my steady chick And give me...

Caught you Sniffing my boxers Who the fuck does that at Red Lobster Creepy like when Tom Cruise laughs That’s how your finger felt in my ass I’m gonna come to your house on a back of a horse with a bunch of villagers carrying torches, most of whom dislik...

Raise your hand if you like American bitches Locked in girl on girl kisses Well, I do You're just mad you can't score American bitches So you're blowing up shit, which Just goes to prove That eighteen year old bombs are dynamite Yes, eighteen year old...

Bloodhounds shall cruise rendezvous Break curfew new trip ensues You never know Bloodhounds just go Pack backpack up for down the road No change of clothes but change for tolls Pack of No-Doz Rolos and Skoal Old Milwaukee Jolt black coffee Sugar Daddy R...

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Ha-Ha! Well now we call this the act of mating But there are sevaral other very important differences Between human beings and animals that you should know about I'd appreciate your input Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought Me and you do the k...

Dear Chasey Lain. I wrote to explain I'm your biggest fan. I just wanted to ask, Could I eat your ass? Write back as soon as you can. You've had a lotta dick. Had a lotta dick . I've had a lotta time. Had a lotta time. You've had a lotta dick Chasey...

Potent is the flow which is wicked sick So hos of those that pounce bounce slow on the dick Potent is the flow which is wicked sick So hos of those that pounce bounce slow on the dick I don't give a shit about celebrity But motherfuckers did ya happen to who'...

OK, ya know what? whenever we get in front of a crowd like this, i always have to pretend, as i'm you too. no, keep it go on, i'll try it again Sunday Bloody Sunday (sunday bloody sunday) Sunday Bloody Sunday (sunday bloody sunday) hold it up, let it...

*porn music* This is fantastic This is great Oh I love to suck this 

Stop as we drop this bomb Blow up this place like another Vietnam Heavy like a Tyson blow to the dome Back up son give me room give me room To set it off like this don't give it up I'm all up in you till you just can't get enough Real hard to the bone yo...

When bumblebees find out, what we call them. There's going to be hell to pay. Oh, you are still here. Pick a number between 1 and 10. Go ahead. Interesting, you picked a 7. Don't go changing your answer now. 

Hello. Yes. We at world famouse Cheese Factory Records would like to thank, you, the listener for purchasing this stereophonic extended playing album by the Bloodhound Gang. It is our pleasure to provide, you, the critical listener with the highest qua...

Woah-Oh-oh, Woah-Oh-oh. [x4] Can't buy love so let's just make it. Jealous of your dog cause he's seen you naked. I'll sniff your rear, if I get my paws on ya. Think that's weird? Wait till you hear how we're gonna Role play, The Color Purple, do shit...

Pucker up you pig Kiss me like I hear they kiss On oil rigs (You know the drill) Let's get third world Me boy with one boom boom stick And you girl (If you open your mind) Put me down Draw blood Like Mel Gibson taught you how To make love Let th...

I'm royalty throwin' down, so turn up the percussion Let me fill you all in to my little introduction I'm a micro making sticky by a quarter to three Let your girfriend touch my penis and send you out when i please Well I'm knockin' my boots and when I'm k...

Coo Coo Ca Choo Baby You That's What You Are You Are A Hollywood Star You're The High Priestess By Far And You Know This Tune's For You We Call It Coo Coo Ca Choo And It's A Very Brief Description Of The Things We Could Do To You You Were Looking At Me I Was L...

David Look At Yourself Woops I Forgot You Can’t See Because Your Eye Is Not All in Proportion It Faces the Left Side Comin From the Doctor Sayin You Need a Glass Eye Oh Wait Dude Don’t Beat Me Up Just Because I Said You Don’t Have Any Nuts And Because I...

I came from Düsseldorf, chased by the night. You were a vision drenched, in neon light. Longing and my sad eyes caught, your fleeting glance. As chaos on the boulevard, stole our romance. Barf into a toilet, full of the stranger’s diarrhea. Barf into a t...

Where to begin? They call me tropical storm Jim Here's your really local forecast, there's a warm front moving in Pin drop, yeah you heard it when I moon walked in the room While around the water cooler at the Legion of Doom They're shouting "Why's the n...

Die Atzen - Jimmy Pop We'll do it live! I brought a beat from Berlin A concussion from the Atzen There ain't no sitting this one out So rocking is your option I know those creeps who make whack beats on their Laptops are pissed But you can stop pretendi...

Ahoy, sissy! Whatcha got in your mouth sissy? 

I know you're gonna play when you get wind I heard you're full of shit so i've been duped again But if you cover your ass with the same old song You might as well be farting farting with a walkman on I know you're gonna play when you get wind I heard you're f...

The roof the roof the roof is on fire The roof the roof the roof is on fire The roof the roof the roof is on fire We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn Burn motherfucker burn Hello my name is Jimmy Pop and I'm a dumb white guy I'm not o...

Vulcanize the whoopee stick In the ham wallet Cattle prod the oyster ditch With the lap rocket Batter dip the cranny ax In the gut locker Retrofit the pudding hatch Ooh la la With the boink swatter If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight w...

Step back 'cause the bass is fuzzin' Bloodhound gang bangs more than The Dirty Dozen Alley oop here comes the slam I know where I stand I'm feelin' like anthrax 'cause you know I'm the man Yea I dug your dame but all I did was kiss her But I got to second...

Got the mike in my hand but can I make you understand That a-hole bands have a-hole fans Bloodhound's the name and the Gang's to blame Like Chan n' Chin the Siamese twins it's one in the same So fame ain't gonna live forever Never worrying about dying cause it...

Alright now boys and girls we've got another story for you now! We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible! Hell yeah Hell yeah Hell yeah Hell yeah If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V. Like little Opie eating pie when he m...

...You must die I alone am best! I hope ya flip some guy the bird, He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve, In front of the Beatles' tour bus, A Bookmobile and a Mack truck, Hauling hazardous biological waste, The light turns red you have no brakes,...

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too Wanna see...

It always sucks refolding the kind of map Needed when i get stuck where the sun don't shine the fact Is if i just shut up my rubbered stamp could flag you as dumb It ain't your mind you're givin' me a piece of As it don't take Einstein to know that's just...

This beat is my recital I think it's very vital To rock a rhyme That's right on time It's tricky tricky yo here we go It's tricky to rock a rhyme To rock a rhyme that's right on time It's tricky tricky tricky tricky tricky tricky It's tricky to rock...

Jackass I'm a pimped out Jedi Knight Obi-Wan meets Dolemite Ben Kenobi went and got himself a pompadour These aren't the whores you're looking for Jackass If the Crocodile Hunter smoked weed Steve Irwin burnin' herb in his Jeep Kicks the kangaroos f...

... tape that, let's try again This time we're sloppy like child birth. Where's my fucking bass guitar? Everybody look around hear the sound Something specials gonna come your way We got something that is new that is true We got something just for you t...

Lookin' out a dirty old window Down below the cars in the city go rushing by I sit here alone and I wonder why Friday night and everyone's movin' I can feel the heat but it's soothing heading down I search for the beat in this dirty town Downtown The young on...

You came twice last year like a Sears catalog, Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg, Well now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seeing God, Cause girl I'll get you panting like you're Pavlov's dog, Like a DC-10: guaranteed to go down, But...

Ashes To Ashes And Funks To Funky Daddy Long Legs Is A Mean Ass Honky And Jimmy Pop Ain't No Heiny Hobbit Gaybe Ain't No Big Meaty Chunks In My Thick Brown Gravy Cause I'm The Loch Ness The Loch Ness The Loch Ness Monster Jerry's Kids Are Knockin' At My Door,...

Lift your head up high and blow your brains out! Do you still go to raves?, Do you think that Christ saves?, Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?, Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?, Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?, Are you hooked on a feel...

Why try? I'm that guy Holden Caulfield from "Catcher In The Rye" Put away 'cause he wasn't all there Like a jigsaw puzzle you might compare Me to him not a liver but wurst Been much better off as a still birth Big let down unparalleled Like the last episode of...

It Goes One Two Three When I'm Kicking Funky Lyrics I'm Busting Up Vocabulary I Want You All To Hear It I'm Busting Up The Rhythm And I'm Busting Up The Rhyme Kicking Down The Stop Posts Cause I Wanna Kicks The Time I'm Digging Down Some Knowledge Cause You Kn...

Hello Frank, Hello mother dear Hi, Jim, what are you doin' I am trying to think of words that rhyme with vagina Oh... Lima? Like lima beans How about that, that teenage witch, Sabrina No, that's a made up-word, Jim What if you change the word vagina to somethi...

We gonna drop this next bomb for a money makin' playa that ain't with us no mo. Yeah, Notorious B.I.G. Hell no, we gonna do this for a gangbanging thug that never seen it comin'. Yeah, Tupac Shakur. Nah bitch, I'm talkin' 'bout motherfuckin' Falco and shit. Wh...

Fuck Guns 'N' Roses without Slash A real man never uses hair product unless he's black Toilet Paper is for queers Gargling after a blowjob is how they make light beer You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun My Dad says that's for pussies Ain't gonna...

Let's hear it one more time for Mister, Gary, Coleman! Whatcha talk about Willis? That joke is funny everytime I hear it! Let's put your hands together now, harlem For, that's right, Harlem That's right, get up now, Harlem For the Blood, hound, Gang! (C...

Ain't my job To fuck you on your birthday Ain't my job To fuck you on your birthday anymore Ain't my job To fuck you on your birthday Ain't my job To fuck you on your birthday anymore Maybe you got screwed but i dumped you 'cause you ain't nothin' but trash I...

I Get Bombed Much Like Pearl Harbor The Price Is White Right And I'm Bob Barker This Is Your Brain On Drugs This Is Your Brain On Jackie Onassis All You Crotch Goblins Can Kiss Our Asses Yes Siree Bob Like Corn On The Cob I'm All Buttered Up Ready To Hob Nob...

Got the mike in my hand but can I make you understand That a-hole bands have a-hole fans Bloodhound's the name and the Gang's to blame Like Chan n' Chin the Siamese twins it's one in the same So fame ain't gonna live forever Never worrying about dying ca...

Jimmy Pop's Not Pooper Not A Pauper But A Popper And I Got More Pop Than Orville Redenbacher I Gots More Gravy Than The Whole Gravy Train When I'm Kooky Going Loopy Like A Man Insane I Won't Be Around When The World Ends So The Only Thing That I Recycle Is Yo...

We are "cop rock" we are screech We are z. cavaricci We are laser removed Tasmanian devil tattoos We are third string we are puck We are special people's club We are the half shirts with Irreverent spring break top ten lists We are munsoned we are squat We a...

Now ladies and gentlemen the event you've all been waiting for Pickles and fudge bananas and carrots I got the applesauce you got the spare ribs Turn the lights out (Change and excess?) makes a really good mix Bubblegum swirl and celery sticks I'm the Lo...

[sigh] Uhh.. that was creepy. I would rather slurp rancid tuna salad out uv my own ass, or scour my boobies off with a rusty sos pad, or hump a piece of splintered balsa wood [giggle] 

I'm going to Africa yes ma'am I'm a brick was President Lincoln okay? mitten There's a dog in the vent chicken necks? I pick Ken Griffey Jr. I fell out 2 times I'm pedaling backwards this snowflake tastes like fish sticks we're a totem pole dying tickles I hea...

So Set Your Phasers On Kill If Ya Will So Catch The Feeling Got Your Head A Pumping A Back And Forth Until It Hits The Ceiling Now I'm Wheeling Dealing Stealing Johnny's Apple Seeds Slapped You With A Baseball Bat Upside The Head Until It Bleeds Showing No Mer...

{The Bloodhound Gang record's called 'One Fierce Beer Coaster' And on the front of the record there's a picture of a beer coaster So the record looks like a beer coaster Ho hoo hoo hoo} {That's some funny fuckin' shit mother fucker That shit's wack, that...

Times New Roman you know the type Calling me Public Enemy but don't believe the hype Tough guy like the one in Star 80 wanna bait me Hook line sinker now your lady wanna date me Gave your girl a little wink so you make a big stink Shoulder's got a chip so...

Hey! Da dee dada dee da da This is Rip Taylor Hey there sprinkle genies! Haha! Did you know that midgets make up a small percentage of the population? Hah! Not half, up to here, HAHA HEY! Woo But seriously, don't you think it's time we had a female president?...

Nothing heats up my jacuzzi like when this used thong I found and bedazzled with gems brushes ever so gently against some boobs. I guess it's hard to believe that one man could have a ponytail this sensitive and distract an aggressive hawk that's cornered you...

Yeah The First Time I Saw You Darling I Knew I Was In Love Tell Her Daddy The Way You Took Your Wheelchair Up That Handicap Ramp Mmm, It's A Mind Blower But Now Baby I Miss Ya I Miss Ya I Miss All The Times We Played Marco Polo In The Pool Oh Yeah Hide And Go...

(Different Voice than from Use Your Fingers) Soon to be released on world famous Cheese Factory Records. (Singing) Take the good, take the bad, take the gold and there you have Facts of life, the facts of life The obnoxious model-beating lead vocalist of...

I felt like shouting harrah Yo I'm on top the king of the crop My name is Jimmy Frank you can call me Jimmy Pop I'm like Schenider one day at a time I'm feelin' like Bob Vila nailin' up your behind To my wall like Daniel-son I'm waxing on I'm waxing off...

I'm Jimmy Pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil I'm like a zit a wart a corn a cyst a festering boil I get under your skin and I sebaceously form I'm as deep as the plot to an amateur gay porn Keep ya hungry for more like Bangladesh Then I'll borg di...

What's the harm in going over just to say "Hello" She is beautiful, you're a zombie from the Thriller video Voice in my head, why do you sound like Billy Mays? Not now Meatloaf, fights with no one scare girls away When she's dreaming about her Prince Char...

Eventide rise for ritual With the thrill of a kill vengefully the engine will Roar forth steer the dead leave forced Driven by fear shift gears veer towards The foolishly equipped swift these Failed bids breathed taillights from the crypt Reflect upon the way...

May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Did you ever read Voltaire's "Candide"? He says live life at Benny Hill freak out speed Not a quote of what he wrote but a paraphrase Make it up as you go Keyser Soze Highlights yes but don't...

Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating But there are several other very important differences Between human beings and animals that you should know about I'd appreciate your input Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought Me and you do...

(Intro) The coalmine - so deep The coalmine - so dark The coalmine - so black The coalmine is back (2x) (Melodie) The coalmine - so deep The coalmine - so dark The coalmine - so black The coalmine is back (kurze Melodie, dann Stopp) The coalmi...

A is for "Apple", B is for "Balloons", C is for "Crayons", D is for "Drum", Like my scrotum here it is in a nutshell, One thousand nine hundred and seventy-two, That's the year I got here when my dear mother's water blew, Not really realizing the prize that's...

Some of them are hairy Some of them are bald Some are kinda scary And this is what they're called Vagina! Vagi-hoo-a! They call that thing Vagina Some belong to virgins They're really tight and strong But big or small, I love 'em all That's why I...

[Verse 1] Playing star again on a steel horse I ride anywhere I roam With my eye on filling my palm With a titty from a city where I'm strumming a song Poorly but surely the next girl next door needs To prove that she really does truly adore me So horn...

Oh, do you let someone Know with your hot cakes are selling well? 

My last girlfriend didn't like me thought she might be, Most likely a dyke she just didn't excite me, Lefty? Yeah but that was alright, She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that bright, My mistake she was more flaky than a leper colony, I think a wo...

Times New Roman you know the type Calling me Public Enemy, but don't believe the hype Tough guy like the one in "Star 80" wanna bait me Hook line sinker now your lady wanna date me Gave your girl a little wink so you make a big stink Shoulder's got a chip so y...

Dog will hunt i'm the front end loader travoltin' over so try my slam on for size Drive stick with that kubg-fu grip let the banana split and watch it go right to your thighs Cop a feel copperfield style abracadabra that bra do you think i can pull it off?...

I'm quite the sped, I never shred Not cool (Not cool) But my bros all call me Itch (With the silent B) But that spells Bitch (Fits you perfectly) Chaz Bono dickbag, word fuck tick, not cool (Not cool) And I smell like regret and tequila (What's that...

'm quite the sped, I never shred Not cool (Not cool) But my bros all call me Itch (With the silent B) But that spells Bitch (Fits you perfectly) Chaz Bono dickbag, word fuck tick, not cool (Not cool) And I smell like regret and tequila (What's that e...

My last girlfriend didn't like me thought she might be Most likely a dyke she just didn't excite me Lefty? Yeah but that was alright She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that bright My mistake she was more flaky than a leper colony I think a wo...

Who's The Knuckleheads? We Are The Knuckleheads? [X4] If You Would Be The Peanut Butter Then I Would Play The Jelly I'll Peel Apart Your Bread And Then I'll Penetrate Your Belly Your Blood Stains Mighty Bad I Wash It Off With Coast Now I'll Take My Jelly And S...

Hold up, how do I look? Fucked up like Bobby Brown's cheque book Ozzy Osbourne stopped doing Mai-Tai-Chi The type that made Diddy lose his P Where we are is where the line begins This ain't your Mom (not any dick gets in) Then there's no way you'll get p...

Why is everbody always pickin' on me? The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca The doctor said sir you're misled sir which infers you mistook me I did not mean your lovely...

Are those numchucks in your pants or are you just happy to see me? Let me take you back to the day that I met my China girl When I landed a 'Pam' like on the San Fran Real World I was sweating like a vegetable inside of a wok I'd never been to Asia Minor...

One night me and the crew hit the road on a mission To slurp free brew and go fuzzy flounder fishin' Kayjees on the hi-fi and the keg was bottomless Until we brought Skip O' Pot2mus And Daddy's gonna get some probably underage and dumb And everybody knows...

Yea well I sing like an amputee though Why? Cause can't hold a note can't cary a tune Knock knock Mr. Rogers it's Mr. McFeely I've brought you a letter speedy delivery Well Mr. McFeely if there's postage due You can go fuck yourself like Captain Ka...

Yummy down on yummy down on this down on Yummy down on yummy down on this down on Yummy down on yummy down on this down on Yummy down on yummy down on this down on Ouch it won't reach my mouth If I could do it myself I'd probably never leave the house But I c...