Beastie Boys

Stay up all night go to sleep watching Dragnet I'm so rope they call me Mr. Roper Never sleep alone because Jimmy's the magnet On the mic I score just like the Yankees When the troubles arise I'm the cool coper Get over on Ms. Crabtree like my main man Spankee...

Fresh dressed 'cause I shop at Models Deep in Brooklyn I ride the elevated trains Used to ride the D to beat the morning bell At Edward R. Morrow out on Ave L We be grillin' cheese and flippin' flapjacks With the diamond stylus we cutting wax We're the s...

Can you feel it Can you feel it I say get up get up get up get up Get up get up get up get up get up Get down I know-I know-I know I know your going to dig this It's the joint Whooooo.. Who's car it that Wait a minute.. Get down Just like this Is...

Some hoopin' and a hollerin') Jeb.. get away from the bar-b-que man Don... get the hell away from that thing Don's, give me a kiss Won't you come and give me a kiss 

There's a girl over there Agh agh yea agh agh agh yea With long brown hair Agh agh yea agh agh agh yea I took her to the place I threw the mattress in her face Took off her shirt Took off her bra Took off her pants You know what I saw A...

Dear Alex and Marilyn They're Lovey and Thurston howellin The grasshopper unit is prowellin And Rufus is back home growellin On Hornblower's lederhosen For all of y'all that are dozin Like Walt Disney he'll be frozen And then the Swiss Hall of Fame he goes in...

(Mike D) We got rhyme selections in a wide array J'ai des bons bons pour vous mangez The party people scream oui oui, c'est vrai 'Cause I got a remote for my bidet (Adrock) A-d-r-o-c-k I use the microphone like Picasso used clay Down with freckles fro...

Ideas spark my hand grabs a pen Sweeten up the sound let me get the right blend Coming down the wire to the Neve mic pre Nice up the sound for the A to D I'm a Wonderama snake can winner Bagel from Bob and a TV Dinner I'm the one that one that dance cont...

Because I Grab The Microphone And I Pick It Up And Then I Fuck It Up And Then I Turn It In And Then I Turn It Out, Got The Body Rockin' Sound And Then You Know I'm Gonna Get Down And Eat A Scooby Snack And Take Disco Nap Because I'm Shopping At Sears, 'Ca...

Brooklyn, Bronx, Queens and Staten From the Battery to the top of Manhattan Asian, Middle-Eastern and Latin Black, White, New York you make it happen Brownstones, water towers, trees, skyscrapers Writers, prize fighters and Wall Street traders We...

Once again I'm all wrapped up in me My best friend's my own worst enemy Electricity and gravity Oh my god now take a look at me My life line's run by AT&T They got their wires all up in me Is push and pull the way it's got to be Once again I'm all w...

Call the people, are you ready now Shadrach Mesach Abednago Shadrach Mesach Abednago Shadrach Mesach Abednago Shadrach... Money money money... Mine uptone, the DJ up there... Shadrach Mesach Abednago Shadrach Mesach Abednago Shadrach Mesach Abednago...

The best in men's clothing Call Paul's Boutique ask for Janice The number is ah (718) 498-1043 That's Paul's Boutique and they're in Brooklyn... 

DJ Hurricane... When Mike D's in the house what you gonna' do I go A.W.O.L. Adrock's in the house what you gonna' do I go A.W.O.L. When MCA's in the house what you gonna' do I go A.W.O.L. When Hurricane's in the house what you gonna' do He goes A.W.O.L...

Get on the mic Mike let's be real and don't cloud the issue The rhymes are rope an M.C. you must listen to People say that they been missin' me and missin' you Get on the mic and let's show them like we used to You say fuck that I say fuck this The king A...

To the, to the, to the people up top! Bam! God damn! Holy mackerel, pulling suckers' cards out the satchel You can sleep tonight, it's okay B Boys in the cut and we're here to stay Vibration, sensation Chatter up on the mic and it's an incantation Revelation,...

B-boys makin' with the freak, freak B-boys makin' with the freak, freak B-boys makin' with the freak, freak B-boys makin' with the freak, freak Oh yeah, somethin' brand new, for you Yeah, yeah, puttin' songs together Ain't no puzzle like yahtzee Sendi...

Aaahhn B-E-A-S-T-I-E go B-E-A-S-T-I-E That's just what Beasties gotta' be Can't you see this is an emergency Can you feel the urgency B-E-A-S-T-I-E B-E-A-S-T-I-E With the hold of democracy In a state of emergency now Ahhnn going out to rock the state...

Now don't start a fessin your on the check We're so damn hard we never sweat A gonna' rock gonna' roll we'll take control But if ya had to rock the mic it's in the soul In the heart in the mind it'll make you blind It'll make the other rappers a drop the...

Good evening and welcome to Beastie Revolution Bim bim bim Ibi Ibi bim Bum mamama milly milly ma yea Ma Ma mily Ma ma mily Bim bim bim pouw How many in your party please Ibi yea All the ancient chinese rastafarian.. The man called Gurie yea right A b...

And I thought it was knows All Good in the zone Something you don't have to tell me Something you don't have to sell me I'm feeling so Believe in Me And what wasn't said I wasn't lying And what do I have to do It's not for lack of trying What I don't...

Hey kids, shake it loose together The spotlight's hitting something That's been known to change the weather We'll kill the fatted calf tonight So stick around You're gonna hear electric music Solid walls of sound Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen th...

Well they were all impressed with your Halston dress Yes people that you knew at Elaine's Well the story of your latest success Kept 'em so entertained Well you had to be a big shot, didn't you Had to turn the party out You had to be a big shot, didn't...

As I Develop The Awakening Mind I Praise The Buddha As They Shine I Bow Before You As I Travel My Path To Join Your Ranks, I Make My Full Time Task For The Sake Of All Beings I Seek The Enlighted Mind That I Know I'll Reap Respect To Shantideva And All Th...

Body movin, body movin, A1 sound, sound so soothing Body movin, body movin, We be getting down and you know we're crush groovin Let me get some action from the back section We need body rocking not perfection Let your back bone flip but don't slip a dis...

Yea.. Ahh Yea... Ahh Yea This One's Deticated To All The Ladies In The Front , The Back All the Older Ladies Out There Lookin' Nice, You Know Who You Are Whoo... I Need You, Boomin' Granny I Said I Want You, Boomin' Granny Boomin' Granny, Boomin' Fanny...

Brand new, it's brand new for you Brand new, it's brand new for you Brand new, it's brand new for you Brand new, it's brand new for you Deep inside you will find Something that you won't mind Think about diamond rings and goldfronts combined Then go bac...

Brass Monkey - that funky Monkey Brass Monkey - junkie That funky Monkey Got this dance that's more than real Drink Brass Monkey - here's how you feel Put your left leg down - your right leg up Tilt your head back - let's finish the cup M.C.A. with the...

Dear Alex and Marilyn They're Lovey and Thurston howellin The grasshopper unit is prowellin And Rufus is back home growellin For all of y'all that are dozin On Hornblower's lederhosen Like Walt Disney he'll be frozen And then the Swiss Hall of Fame he g...

Some static started in the pool hall In a motherfucker's face with the cue ball Then I met this girl she tried to gank me So I smacked her in the pocket with M.C. Plank Bee Me and my crew out breaking windows The bingo the lotto you know I'll never w...

Of A 3-Way Mix Stop that train I wanna' get off Well.. It's 4:00 a.m. I've got the Dr. Hfuhruhurr Ale I've got nothing to lose so I'm pissin' on the third rail Groggy eyed and fried I'm headed for the station D-Train ride Coney Island vacation Dedicate...

All you trekkies and tv addicts Don't mean to diss Don't mean to bring static All you klingons in the fuckin' house Grab your backstreet friend and get loud Blowin' doors off hinges I'll grab you with the pinchers And no i didn't retire I'll sn...

The shit with this bitch Yo I said I'm calling you B. Yo B it's the phone Yo B. May I help you?" Yes what's your name?" Hello?" Hello man you got Cookypuss's number?" Here's my supervisor, he'll help you" Yo man, where's the supervisor at? I-I got th...

Now, I'd like to thank the Lord Jesus Christ for helpin' my family gather around here today and puttin' all this great food on our table and I just hope He's just as generous to all the other fine country families out there on this special day. We're havin'...

Who's Country Mike I'm Country Mike Where's Country Mike Here's Country Mike Who's Country Mike Woo! I'm Country Mike Yeah Country Mike I'm Country Mike Read those boys the news Read those boys the news Read those boys the news Read those boys the...

There's a party going on in here for real I got more product than Ron Popeil So deal with that troop were troopers The only air time you get is on bloopers Beatsie Boys in the place up in the space So renovate or evacuate You better think twice before yo...

On and on to the break of dawn On and on to the break of dawn On and on to the break of dawn On and on to the break of dawn Now let me introduce myself, I'm Ad Rock (Rock) No matter what you order from I got it in stock (Stock) We doing our thing, well, we g...

Rob and Steal from the Health Food Store The ideas you shout that are so hardcore Screaming at the phone man collecting the change Ideas discovered then rearranged I won't say that life's a bitch and then you die Because I do my best to enjoy mine You ca...

I want to take this minute to introduce you to my people... This one is for São Paulo This one's for Baytown To Sac-town, the whole Bay area and all galaxies Bankok This goes out to, to Albee Square Mall This one's for Ondo Bombay España Upper Tasman...

"Hey Ladies.." "Break dance" "Hey ladies get funky" All the ladies in the house" "The ladies the ladies" "Hey ladies" "get funky" "Girl girl girl" Hey ladies in the place "Girl girl girl" Hey yo, ladies "Girl girl girl" Hey, ladies in the place "Gir...

(Chorus) Like The Black Birds I'm A Do It Fluid Building Rhymes Like Buildings, Like A Stonehenge Druid Step Up And Get Enlightened, Educating My Mind I Play The Tape Forward, It's Not Time To Rewind Step Inside The Mother Fucker And I Get My Flow On Sea...

Ah-ha! Yeah this is dedicated to all you backstabbing fools out there There's gonna be hell to pay I catch up with you Think I don't know? I know what you're up to! Yeah pretty boys... Don't let the air outta my tires - hoo-hoo Don't like dealin' with n...

It's hot here gotta say it's so I got you right where I want Got an honest face so you turn your back When in doubt run up your attack At one time you were slick and your grill was cold And now funny how the shit gets old You can run you can run but it w...

It's like that y'all and you don't quit (x4) Like Frankenstein or Count Dracula I grab the mic and then I fuck it up I never settle for less and that's a fact I'm lettin' you know we not the wack wack We're nice and all that (c'mon) and I'm a keep goin' (...

Early in the evening just about supper time, Over by the courthouse they're starting to unwind Four kids on the corner trying to bring you up Willy picks a tune out and he blows it on the harp Down on the corner, out in the street, Willy and the Poorboys...

Jungle jungle, Merlin production company Black Ark International Branch presents Coffin going around Have you seen mister Brown Coffin going around going around the town Have you seen mister Brown Whispering voices whispering voices Whispering voices hav...

He thrusts his fists against the post and still insists he sees a ghost She's slippin through his fingers as she's movin' out to the coast If your world was all black and if your world was all white Then you wouldn't get much color out of life now right...

Agh, Sad crew, sad crew Hey ya'll you see what they did to me There was two of these motherfuckers up here I done took a picture with one already You know what I sayin' one was mine So, where that Mike at Where that little bastard at that little bastard...

I looked out the window and seen his bald head I ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg Scoped him with my scopes he had no hair Launched that shot and he was caught out there Saw the convertible driving by Loaded up the slingshot and let one fly He wen...

(Chorus) Egg raid on mojo! (x4) We dressed all in black. We snuk up around the back. We began to attack. The eggs they cracked on mojo's back. Go!! (Chorus) Gonna fight! Gonna fight! Gonna egg raid tonight! Gonna fight! Gonna fight! Gonna egg raid tonigh...

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Words comin forth like water from the tap Clap tracks line the spaces places papers people stack Back track through the minutes when the thoughts went insane I pulled the picture off the cover and blew out the mind games People say this is the playlist of...

Kick it! You wake up late for school - man you don't wanna go You ask you mom: "Please?", but she still says: "No!" You missed two classes and no homework But your teacher preaches class like you're some kind of jerk You gotta fight for your right t...

So Mike D What's Up? Yo Yauch What's Up? Come On Mike Let's Tear It Up Hear No Evil See No Evil Talking No Bullshit So Many Damn People Are So Damn Full Of It Keyboard Money Mark You Know He's Not Having It Just Give Him Some Wood And He'll Build You A Cab...

I'm flowing prose to cons and cons to pros I'm scheming rhyme against reason like it was flow against know But beyond the concepts and emotions that rise To the interconnectedness that underlies The lies upon lies have lost their meaning The plies upon pl...

So, Just Sit Back And Max And Relax Off Tracks That I Kick, Come On And Give It Up 'CauseI Get Funky Like Diaper Rash And You Know I'm Mad Spunky And I'm Making Cash I've Got Sex Rhymes Like Victoria's Got Secrets To All You Porne Peepers Who Are Trying T...

Funky boss, funky boss Funky boss, funky boss Funky boss, funky boss Get off my back, forget it Funky boss, funky boss Funky boss, funky boss Funky boss, funky boss Get off my back {What in the fuck is happening?} Funky boss, funky boss Funky boss...

Put this on a Zip disk, send it to your lawyer File me under 'Funky' Like sipping lemonade and Arnold Palmer's Big holiday parties like Dolly Partner Sometime I get Pad Thai as a starter My other order pad see yes is much darker Adam Horovitz, I take a shvit...

Time is runnin' and passin' And passin' and runnin' And runnin' and passin' So you all better get right at this time 'Cause it might be no next time ya'll 

1-2 1-2 Keep It On Listen To The Shit Because We Kick It Until Dawn Listen To The Abstract Got It Going On Listen To The Ladies Come On And Let Me Spawn All Your Eggs Then You You Go Up The River Listen To The Abstract That Freaky Nigger I'm Ad Rock And...

Get on the mic Mike let's be real and don't cloud the issue The rhymes are rope an M.C. you must listen to People say that they been missin' me and missin' you Get on the mic and let's show them like we used to You say fuck that I say fuck this The king...

Girls - all I really want is girls And in the morning it's girls Cause in the evening it's girls I like the way that they walk And it's chill to hear them talk And I can always make them smile From White Castle to the Nile Back in the day The...

Good Times Gone But You Missed Them What's Gone Wrong In Your System Things They Bounce Just Like A Spaulding What'd You Think Did You Miss Your Calling It's So Free This Kind Of Feeling It's Like Life It's So Appealing When You've Got So Much To Say It's...

We Gettin' Ready To Get Funky In Here We Got The Beatsie Boys They're My Boys MCA Rock Rock On And My Man Mike D. Rock Rock On And The King AdRock, Rock Rock On My Man On The Conga, Rock Rock On I Can't Forget My Man On The Keyboards, Rock Rock On And...

Drink A Six Pack And Then You Play Som Ball Walking Down The Stairs And Then He Starts To Fall Add On Two Joints And Then He Starts To Sweat Two Hundred Seventy Five Punds That You Can't Forget Heart Attack, Heart Attack Man Spend All Your Money On Your H...

New York New York it's a hell of a town The Bronx is up and I'm Brooklyn down They don't know my name they only know my initials Building bombs in the attic for elected officials I quit my job I cut my hair I cut my boss cause I don't care You tried to g...

Yes, yes, yes Ill out the gate, I set it off I suppose you're exposed so get lost You break off, cut all connections Join the sucker emcee witness protection M-M-Mike D Slip off my lows in the place to be Always on time so I never botch The tick to the tock...

Which of you schnooks took my rhyme book? Look give it back you're wicky wack With your ticky tack calls didn't touch you at all I didn't touch your hand man you know its all ball You sold a few records but don't get slick 'Cause you used a corked bat to...

Hey ladies in the place I'm callin' out to ya There never was a city kid truer and bluer There's more to me than you'll ever know And I've got more hits than Sadaharu Oh Ton Thumb Tom Cushman or Tom Foolery Date women on T.V. with the help of Chuck Wooler...

They can't catch me never gonna find me They're never gonna know that I'm the High Plains Drifter Pulled over to the river to take a rest Pulled out a pair of pliers and pulled the bullet out of my chest Fear and loathing across the country listening to...

Now I chill real ill when I start to chill When I fill my pockets with a knot of dollar bills Sipping pints of ale out the window sill When I get my fill I'm chilly chill Now I just got home because I'm out on bail What's the time? - it's time to buy ale...

Holy Snappers Holy this holy that Holy funky big fat rat Holy piss holy crappers Jill Kuniff holy snappers I like Batman I Like Crass Robin's got a new bus pass Holy piss holy crappers Jill Kuniff holy snappers Holy this holy that Holy funky big fa...

Please Clear The Ice For The Zamboni Thank You Couples Only For The Next Five Minutes Please And A Special Round Of Applauds For Our Zamboni Driver Mario Caldato Thank You (Burp) Thank You Honky Rink We Have Coupons Avaiable For A Special For Childen O...

Try within you never really can repair what hurts inside Still remember when the good times rolled and you still had your pride Just when you think you got your lesson learned You're going for love and you get burned How do you mend an achin' heart, when...

I can't think straight Take a look, look at me What you get is what you see ride a bike drive a car Vegan Pie cut a fart on the bus on the train Tami D on the brain Can't explain like the who now it's time to do the do I can't think straight On my co...

What's pleasing to the eye In the delusion of my sight Is not what I find when I reach into the light I have lost my mind I'm walking through time Deluded as the next guy Pretending and hoping to find That distant peace of mind I don't know Who does k...

I give to this world 'till I've got nothing to give to I give thanks to this world for the life that I've lived through Stress gets in the way of the shit that we're doing We'll bum rush the door if you don't let the whole crew in I want some Give me th...

My girl likes franks not pork and beans I'm gonna wax that girl right out them jeans I'm down - I'm fully down I'm down - ah yeah I'm down I'm down - homeboy I'm down "How can you laugh?" Because you know I'm down "How can you laugh?" Because I'm fully...

[CHORUS] In a world gone mad it's hard to think right So much violence hate and spite Murder going on all day and night Due time we fight the non-violent fight Mirrors, smokescreens and lies It's not the politicians but their actions I despise You and...

And what do you do when Your man kills himself and How do I make friends now And where is my Mom I need to show her that She taught me And please let me Die an instant death 

Intergalactic Planetary Planetary Intergalactic Another Dimension Don't you tell me to smile You stick around I'll make it worth your while Got numbers beyond what you can dial Maybe it's because I'm so versatile Style profile I said It always brings me...

If you don't like the news then press eject Baby Davis getting older can't take a rain check It's time to let'em know what we expect Stop building SUV's strung out on OPEC Hold up wait up you know we come correct You wanna change things up, well hey just...

Oh whoa, let's like, get my bong, and do up some heavy weed, man, I got some really heavy megsy meg stuff.. stone joints.. it's totally lost It's totally.. all the time Hey, a lot of drugs, go to hell You ain't got nothing nothing to say Why don't you j...

People How You Doing There's A New Day Dawning For The Earth Mother It's A Brand New Morning For Such A Long While There's Been Such A Longing But Now The Sun Is Shining Let's Roll Back The Awning This Is A Type Of Kinda Like A Formal Dedication Giving Out...

Johnny Ryall is the bum on my stoop I gave him fifty cents to buy some soup He knows the time with the fresh Gucci watch He's even more over than the mayor Ed Koch Washing windows on the Bowery at a quarter to four 'Cause he ain't gonna work on Maggie's f...

Like a flag at half mast as frames click fast Not a thing will last as past is past Like stacks of thoughts that got played and worn Used over and over till they were tired and torn Like a broken clock that can't tell time Like a thick ass book that's fil...

This is a song 'bout an old country singer friend of mine His name is Kenny Jones He was a small town legend from Tennessee He went in search of the big city with some dreams he was lookin' for But things kind of got off track a bit But of course you know...

Chinese eyes and Chinese suits Smokin' much Buddha and smokin' much boots More updated on the hip-hop lingo My favorite New York Knick was Hawthorne Wingo Met a girl at a party and I gave her my card You know that it said Napoleon Bonaparte Peepin' out t...

Hold up, goddammit, this thing Alright, wait, hold on, Adam This thing keeps falling off Woo, doing it big, ah-ah I'm the lyrical, mathematical genius Splashing like lime juice, you've never seen this Internationally known, the longest, the leanest Shout-out...

You know that it will be untrue You know that it will be a liar La la la la la la la la... Before we couldn’t get much higher Come on baby light my fire Come on baby light my fire Try to set the night on, fire The time of two is our own soul No time to...

Lighten up, gotta lighten up Gotta lighten up right now Gotta lighten up, gotta lighten up Gotta lighten up right now Gotta lighten up, gotta lighten up Gotta lighten up right now Gotta lighten up, gotta lighten up Gotta lighten up, shine like the sun...

Well, Back to the beat y'all, Down with the sound so sweet y'all Just how fresh can you get y'all Those that are blessed say yes y'all 'Cause I'm a come inside and do my thing I'm gonna take off my drawers and let myself swing Tantalize my tummy with a...

I know where you got to be going but you don't know why I see thing I ought not to know but I can't help life You never knew my heart for you was monster size You're a live wire You're a live wire Let me know if you want to check out for all time high...

Jump out the window onto a parade balloon My style is iller than the goblins in Troll 2 'Cause I'm the type of emcee with the most pizazz You're stealing my books like I was Grandmaster Caz Got rhymes about antihistamines and analgesics Rhyme about expectoran...

Rolling down the hill, snowballing getting bigger Explosion in the chamber, the hammer from the trigger I seen him get stabbed, I watched the blood spill out He had more cuts than my man Chuck Chillout 24 is my age and 22 is my guage I'm writing rhymes on...

I'm rolling down the hill snowballing getting bigger An explosion in the chamber the hammer from the trigger I seen him get stabbed I watched the blood spill out He had more cuts than my man Chuck Chillout 24 is my age 22 is my gauge I'm writing rhymes on...

Yes, here we go again give you more nothing lesser Back on the mic is the anti-depresser Adrock, no pressure, yes we need this The best is yet to come and yes believe this Lego my ego while I flex my ego Step off my seko dressed up tuxedo Sipping coffee playi...

I Ride On The Bus Into The City Everyday I Sit On My Seat And I Dream Myself Away I Dream I'm On An Island With That Foxy Lady Too But When I Awaken I Must Be Mistaken I'm On Third Avenue Won't You Take Me Away And Take Away Me 

Yee haa oh shut up you pig fucker you're so ugly. Adam. you look like a zebra your mother's a zebra why don't you get a haircut farm boy? fuck the chickens I don't like milk fuck the chickens I don't like milk barnyard stoats raid the pen if you don't sho...

I met this girl last night with a peculiar cackle I laid the bait and then she took the tackle Had too much to drink at the Red Lobster Now the room is spinning around like the blades of a helicopter I never met a girl that was too finicky If the press h...

You're coming off like you're Van Damme You've got Kenny G, in your Trans Am You've got names like Billy Ray Now you sing Hip Hop Hooray Put your Dakleys and your stone wash on Watching MTV and you mosh on #1 on the side and don't touch the back #6 on t...

A butterfly floats on the breeze of a sun lit day As I feel this reality gently fade away Riding on a thought to see where it's from Gliding through a memory of a time yet to come Smoke paints the air Swirling images through my mind Like a whirlpool spin...

Opens the door Mics the drums Nervous Assistant here he comes Too much coffee out of control When he rides he rides the poll White build up crazy twitch Always in a rush to hit that switch Nervous Assistant You wanna something you wanna something You w...

K, goodevening everybody Everybody agh ready Did you go pass the leader on the cassette there Ohh, it's rollin, OK very good very good Alright everybody take one... 1 2 3 4... Hey there everybody I'd like to tell everybody out there A little story abou...

Foot on the pedal - never ever false metal Engine running hotter than a boiling kettle My job's ain't a job - it's a damn good time City to city - I'm running my rhymes On location - touring around the nation Beastie Boys always on vacation Itchy trigger...

No sleep 'til Brooklyn! [Ad-Rock] Foot on the pedal - never ever false metal Engine running hotter than a boiling kettle My job's ain't a job - it's a damn good time City to city - I'm running my rhymes [Mike D] On location - touring around the nation...

Well how you feelin' Ad Rock? Well I'm feelin' well Bonafide, qualified, with a story to tell Well how feelin' Mike D? Well I feel all good All day is how we play in the neighborhood Well how you feelin' MCA? Well I feel right I swing my words on the track 'c...

Whether in a penthouse or a cave dweller I can tell you 'bout now I'm not a fortune teller Grab a treat from Yosi my muffin seller Got mad technique like Rudy Van Gelder And yes I got a plan I'm a carry out it Yes I'm pro-choice I'm a scream and shout it...

I saw bureaucrat looking at me I'm gonna' go on a killing spree Don't vote for him vote for me He's a bureaucrat now I'm Beastie The new Reagan policy is getting the best of me The new Reagan policy is getting the best of me You know that tendency KFC ba...

Yo what's up sucker MC's. Check your footnes y'all. Word up Freddie'll bite your ass, oh word? Adrock:Yo what the schnitzel we're back Shit's getting duller and duller and that's a fact I don't care what you heard or care what you seen I swear it wasn...

Ok You talk and talk and you just can't stop But when it comes to mine, it's a crock What you say is lackluster I thrash emcees who try to bring a filibuster Yeah, right, get off me Tell me something new to start with thee Said, "See you later, when you comi...

My papa done told me: don't put all your eggs in one basket Because you might be countin' your chickens before they hatch Which brings us to the question: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" If I knew that, I know why a bird in the hand is worth two in th...

Ain't no one tell me what to do I wrote this special song from me to you Ain't got no time to mess around Put a smile on your face and lose that frown Put a little country in your heart That will give you a fresh start Cause with me writin' songs just ai...

Got the groove Got the groove Everybody say Oh-waaaa Oh-waaaa Say Oh-waaaa Oh-waaaa Say Ta-Daaa Ta-Daaa Say Ta-Daaa Ta-Daaa Agh yea - Agh Yea Oh-waaaa Ta-daaa Oh-waaaa Ta-daaa Ta-daaa Agh yea yo Ta-daaa Agh yea Say Oh-waaaa Ta-daaa Oh-waaaa Ta-daaa Ta...

If You Can Feel What I'm Feeling Then It's A Musical Masterpiece But If You Can Hear What I'm Dealing With Then That's Cool At Least What's Running Through My Mind Comes Through In My Walk True Feelings Are Shown From The Way That I Talk And This Is Me, Y'A...

How here's a little story - I've got to tell About three bad brothers - you know so well It started way back in history With Adrock, M.C.A., and me - Mike D. Been had a little horsy named Paul Revere Just me and my horsy and a quart of beer Riding across...

These are the lyrics to the Beastie Boys' album 'Paul's Boutique' as printed in the US CD booklet. Note that phrases surrounded by asterisks are either sampled or otherwise not one of the three B=Boys, and that in several places the printed lyrics stray del...

Something on the windowsill Caught her eye and held her still The cars pass by outside Nowhere left to hide Picture this now crystal clear Nothing left to hold her here And creeping up meanwhile Traces of a smile Eyes open wide to see if I could fly 

Rickity-rickity-rickity-rickity-wow! I got the golden style You people go wild when I bless this crowd Ooh to the ahh, to the ooh, to the eee You want to know who funky and I said 'Je suis' Well, I give you a wedgie, I give you a noogie Put my foot up your as...

Yes, yes, y'all - you don't stop You keep it on - and shockin' the place Well I'm M.C.A. - I got nothing to prove Pay attention - my intention is to bust a move I drink quarts and cans and bottles and sixes Between the turntables keep the vodka and t...

Well, I got more bounce to the fuckin' bump And then you want to know Why it's cause I'm motherfuckin' truckin' I'm in the pocket just like Grady Tate I got supplies of beats so you don't have to wait 'Cause I'm the master blaster Drinking up the shasta...

Beatsie Beatsie Boys gettin live on the spot Puttin all kinds of shame in the game you got We keep the party movin to the broad day light g.e.t.l.i.v.e. alright Transhypnotic robotic can't stop it No limits to this style you know you can't lock it First...

All aboard, track seventeen - all aboard Yee-ha This song is dedicated to all the hardworking pioneers of this country Settin' out discoverin the West Bringing the railroad to where no man has ever been before Johnny, he worked on the railroad - poundin...

Things get hectic quick From the satellite dish to your joy stick It's the night of the living cable box Wires coming up from around the block Remote control to change the station But that won't change your situation Have you seen what I mean I'm the li...

Actin' like the last generation on earth You're gonna fuck up a place for new birth You're cutting the last of the forests on the planet Only a few hundred years since Columbus landed Well it's due time that we look and pay attention As the windows who kn...

Now my name is Adrock I've got a story to tell When I rock the crowd the crowd we all yell And when I get the feeling I feel the feel swell And when I start to rhyme well I rhyme the rhyme well Oh you didn't know I got the flow I could sing, rap, dance i...

Because mutiny on the bounty's what we're all about I'm gonna board your ship and turn it on out No soft sucker with a parrot on his shoulder 'Cause I'm bad gettin' bolder - cold getting colder Terrorizing suckers on the seven seas And if you've got...

Once upon a time up on this mic MC's be really workin' on what they write With the sound delight we rock all night And yes we're gonna party for the right to fight We're international like Matt Takei Rock the mic from Munich out to Taipei Still around th...

Wait ...that was a false Riot fight, Riot fight Riot fight, Riot fight Riot fight, no we don't fight on friday night Find a trail so that we can all feast on mighty might Riot fight, no we don't fight on friday night On again, all my life, forget to take...

We're we're we're We're the b-boys, we don't regret There's nothing wrong with your TV set We're a gettin loose We couldn't be harder Our beats are bigger and better and longer Got real rock shit You must admit Not fake, not false, not counterfit I ca...

I Kick My Root Down I Put My Root Down It's Not A Put Down I Put My Foot Down And Then I Make Some Love, I Put My Root Down Like Sweetie Pie By The Stone Alliance Everbody Knows I'm Known For Dropping Science I'm Electric Like Dick Hyman I Guess You'd...

I can't stand it, I know you planned it I'm a set it straight, this Watergate I can't stand rockin' when I'm in here Cause your crystal ball ain't so crystal clear So while you sit back and wonder why I got this fuckin' thorn in my side Oh my god,...

Say it To the heart of the matter, the mic I shatter Say cold in the mic and make your teeth chatter You climb the corporate ladder to make your pocket's fatter We be flipping styles like pancake batter Looking through your vinyl's, spying on me I'm running...

Well chillin on the corner this one time (time) Coolin at the party and runnin that line (line) Smokin my crack saying them rhymes (rhymes) Countin my bank just to pass the time Met a young girl throwin that base (base) Boyfriend beefed he was on my case...

Riddle me this brother can you handle it Your style to my style you can't hold a candle to it Equinox symmetry and the balance is right Smokin' and drinkin' on a Tuesday night It's not how you play the game it's how you win it I cheat and steal and sin an...

Now, I rock a house party at the drop of a hat I beat a biter down with an aluminum bat A lot of people they be Jonesin' just to hear me rock the mic They'll be staring at the radio, staying up all night So like a pimp, I'm pimpin' I got a boat to eat shrimp i...

Everybody get down huh Everybody get down huh Everybody get down huh Huh huh huh huh, Shazam! I sneak a chicken tikka Marsala at a gala event I represent that's stupid that's for sure You be like "oh yeah Adam, real mature" I'd like a lettuce, tomato...

Well this girl came up to me - she says she's new in town But the crew been said they seen her around I thought they were right but I didn't wanna know The girlie was Def and she wanted to go I think her name is Lucy but they all call Loose I think...

There's no confusion in her conclusion She wants to waste my time and that's no delusion Her final decision is perfection and precision She's grade A class - number one in her division (chorus) She's on it She acts like a nag - I don't know how it started...

I've got the skills to pay the bills ya'll I got the got the got the skills to pay the bills I've got the skills to pay the bills Uhh what you got - I got the skills to pay the bills I'm mike d and I'm bustin' out trap kits The time has come so I'm going...

Nobody likes a sloppy drunk, stinkin' up the room like a stinky skunk Fall on your face and your head goes 'clunk,' things spin around throw up in your bunk Nobody likes a sloppy drunk, stinkin' up the room like a stinky skunk Nobody likes sloppy drunks M...

(chorus) Let it flow - let yourself go Slow and low - that is the tempo It's never old school - all brand new So everybody catch - the bugaloo flu Not like a fever - not like a cold The beats are clear - the rhymes are bold So don't see a doctor or see a...

They got a committee to get me off the block 'Cause I say my rhymes loud and I say 'em nonstop Because being bad news is what we're all about We went to White Castle and we got thrown out I got my boy Mike D. - I got the King Adrock I got the jammy wit...

[Ad Rock] Well just plug me in just like I was Eddie Harris You're eating crazy cheese like you would think I'm from Paris You know I get fly, you think I get high You know that I'm gone and I'm-a tell you all why [Mike D] So tell me who are you dissing...

Soba violence Soba violence it's true Soba violence Soba violence it's you Dropped my Yen into the ticket machine Just getting some noodles the place wasn’t too clean Just tried to help my man out, but he started breaking fool Going off on... Soba vi...

Ummmm.... yea baby Don't you know it like, don't it feel good Like you know it should In '89, right on time Always so quick with the rhymes Aghhh.. Girl you know it's true You know you know it's true Mike D. is in love with you In love with you In l...

I Wish For Peace Between The Races Someday We Shall All Be One Why Fight Yourself This One's Called Rectify There's Something Coming To The Surface There's Fire All Around But This Is An Illusion I've Seen Better Days Than This One I've Seen Better Nights T...

I'm hypnotized by you I'm hypnotized by you By you, by you, by you, by you I'm hypnotized by you 

What makes you feel And why you gotta be Like you got the right To look her up and down What makes this world So sick and evil I know you don't know What makes you feel Like you got Miracle Whip appeal Who made you the judge an jury Ain't you never h...

Now here we go dropping science dropping it all over Like bumping around the town like when you're driving a Range Rover Expanding the horizons and expanding the parameters Expanding the rhymes of sucker M.C. amateurs Naugels, Isaac Newton Scientific E.Z....

Made a noise invented a sound When Brian Wilson used it A hit was found If only I could have imagined The square waves running through his head Square wave - people couldn't believe it Square wave - all the way to Carnegie hall Square wave One rod for P...

I don't see things quite the same as I used to As I live my life I've got just me to be true to And when I find that I don't know about Just what to do I turn and look within to see what I should do Now I'm not sure what it takes to be hip A lot of peopl...

If I ever ever see you - see you If I ever ever see you - see you If I ever ever see you - see you Again If I ever ever see you - see you If I ever ever see you - see you If I ever ever see you - see you Again And what you give is what you get And w...

Face down don't turn around listen to the bass pound from all type of angles this ain't no star spangled banner more juice than tropicana Rock from New York to Savannah Cause it's Macka Framma? When I go to a show Some run some come plenty have fun To watch a...

It's 4:00 a.m. I've got the Dr. Hfuhruhurr Ale I've got nothing to lose so I'm pissin' on the third rail Groggy eyed and fried I'm headed for the station D-Train ride Coney Island vacation Dedicated to the boofers in the back of the 1 train They'll be kic...

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50 cups of coffee and you know it's on I move the crowd to the break of break of dawn Can't rock the house without the party people Cause when we're gettin down we are all equal There's no better or worse between you and me But I rock the mic so viciously...

You can´t,you won´t and you don´t stop Mike D come and rock the sure shot I´ve got the brand new doo-doo guaranteed Like yoo hoo I´m on like Dr John yeah Mr Zu Zu I´m a newlywed, not a divorcee And everything I do is funky like Lee Dorsey Well,it´s the...

Now it's suffice to say that I'm nicer Nice in the cut and yes, I'm the slicer Or should I say I'm the filet-er I hate the game, I hate the player But don't get discombobulated and upset Because trust me, we ain't even begun yet Mike D has gotta rock it, we...

Back on the scene for ya'll people's delight You want peace for the people then ya say alright 'Cause George W's got nothing on me We got to take the power from he When I'm on the mic I feel good to go Like a snow day for school with hot cocoa So don't s...

One, two, three The Beatsie Boys, they are, they comin' home They comin' home, oh, they comin' home Oh, their fans, they are, they comin' home They comin' home, oh, they comin' home 

Our Evening Began In Peter Scharro's Confortable Study In His New York Townhouse Where The Candle Light Was Just Right The HiFi Was In The Background And The Wine Was Delicious... (Laughing) What's The Secret Peter Naturally I'll Say Its The Wine...

Now what the blood clot I rap a lot What you gonna do when the beat goes drop? Whatcha talkin' 'bout Willis? Who the illest? You know my name's Adam stop callin' me Phyllis Ya hear some fuss, you're like what's the clamor? It's just me naked on the cover...

Dear Alex and Marilyn They're Lovey and Thurston howellin The grasshopper unit is prowellin And Rufus is back home growellin For all of y'all that are dozin On Hornblower's lederhosen Like Walt Disney he'll be frozen And then the Swiss Hall of Fame he g...

Oh!! This routine dates way back A lot of people may remember this routine but it's evolved, now Yeah from the summer before last [Mike D] Well my name's Mike D and I got a new name And that new name is - LARRY!! [Ad Rock] Well my name is Ad Rock, and then I...

Awww shit. Woah, what? Aaaaand, Front (front), back (back), sucker then a snack pack (pack), I (I) got (got) lawn mower whack (whack), Get (get) down (down) grade A ground (round), Sound that you're loving giving (giving) us a pound (pound), Full (full) force...

Who is the man coming down your block It's me you see with the funk in my walk 'Cause I'm doin' just what I like to Today is my day and I'm a get nice too You gotta keep movin' and you can't say nothing I'm a keep bouncin' and bumpin' and stuffin' One th...

Hello.. It's times like this when I just can't stop Can't wind your body without the body rock Got schemes schematics blue prints on file You gotta have dreams to make it all worthwhile So as I take my time and realign I wonder what it is I hope to find...

My DJ's got the cuts and the beats are on We're comin with the limericks and we're comin' strong And the rhythm's on time to every word and rhyme When it comes to keep it real I keep it really wrong At the risk of sounding crass I would like to mention Th...

And on the cool check in Center stage on the mic And we're puttin' it on wax It's the new style Four and three and two and one (What up!) And when I'm on the mic - the suckers run (Word!) Down with Adrock and Mike D. and you ain't And I got more...

I Don't get Blind Most Of The Time I Don't Drink Wine I Took A Sledge Hammer And I Broke My Nine Because Is Mine, Word Is Born I Rhyme And Everey Day I Write The Book Down Line By Line I'm Feeling Good When I Do It Like This So Come On And Turn It Up Beca...

Now here we go dropping science, dropping it all over Like bumping around the town like when you're driving a Range Rover Expanding the horizon and expanding the perameter Expanding the rhymes of sucka MC amateurs Naugels, Issac Newton a scientific E.Z. B...

I Can Hear The Trumpets Blowing Screaming Out The End Of Time Look Around And Listen And You'll See Every Sign The Waters Are Polluted As The Forests Are Cut Down Bombing And Drilling Deep Below Ground Check The Prophecies From Around The World And Look A...

I kick out the jams and tell you who I am I said I'll make you shake your ass like Les MaCan And the you're out talking shit like Yosemite Sam You've got the elephant feet like Les McCan Up the crack of dawn I'm on my way We're talking two foot dump...

Cause nobody can do it like Mix Master Mike can, Come on now I've got the D double O, D double O style And here we go again because it's been awhile Do me a favor don't touch that dial I rock from Manhattan to the Miracle Mile My name's Mike D and I...

Yeah, that's right It's time to set the record straight Ain't nobody got to spell it for me Ain't nobody got to yell I can see Ain't nobody got the pain I can hear But if I have to I'll yell in your ear Time for living Time for giving (x4) Ain't nobody...

I'm not the type of person who likes to waste my time And when I'm on the mic - I just say my rhymes Because I'm out on bail - the check is in the mail They can sentence me to life - but I won't go to jail I'm cool calm collected - from class I was ejected...

Yeah... To all the Brooklyn girls To all the French girls To all the Oriental girls Chinese Japanese To all the Swiss girls To the Italian women To the upper east side Mombiles To all the Jamaican girls And to the top-less dancers Australian And Br...

[Intro - Nas] Mic check, mic check [Hook - Nas] (Beastie Boys) One (one), two (two), three (three) Too many rappers, and there's still not enough MCs It goes three (three), two (two), one (one) MCA, Adrock, Mike D, that's how we get it done Like ladies and ge...

Butcher Me On The Court Too Many Elbows To Report Now You're Poking Me In The Eye Bill Laimbeer Motherfucker, It's Time For You To Die Tough Guy, It's Time To Check Yourself Dribbling The Ball Like The Biz Can Be Bad For Your Health Tough Guy, What You...

Boys out pushin vin Friday night intimacy Going out the family boar Another dead through this door, listen Yo yo from the CIA, they're going Yo yo what an artist said, they're going Yo yo yo! Yo yo yo! Brad's off twisting a win And I can't afford to...

Kickin' lyrics right to your brain. When you hear thissound you'll be right as rain If You If You Wanna Know Wanna Know The real deal about the three Well let me tell you We're triple trouble ya'll We're gonna bring you up to speed Cause I'm a spec...

Is the cup half empty, or is the cup half full? Does the sun rise at dawn, or does the earth just spin along? Or is it all perspective on how we see the world? How many countless life forms are on a ball that twirls? Are we instrinsically seperate beings?...

Goin off the hook like Latrell Spreewell I've got the ill technique so you know me fe well We be kickin bass all up in your face And when it comes to beats well I'm the rhythm ace Now if you check my pulse it beats skull snaps I keep all my rhymes in my L...

Listen here lady, got somethin' to tell ya I'm out on the road and I'm goin' nowhere Lookin' to find (lookin' to find) Some ah, peace of mind (peace of mind) Been a-cheatin' and boozin', playin' my music Seems all my life I've been ah, looking for somethi...

Who got the chance to make things right? Why the politicians always want to fight? The Christian coalition and the right wing ooooh! Let me tell you what you can do Step outside the cone of silence Too much hatred and violence It's time to rewind We nee...

Soft overripe fresh skeezed California females With 3-inch cherry red press-on Lee nails Reach into my mind for the rhymes I'm seeking Like a garbage bag full overflowing now it's leaking Rapunzel Rapunzel let down your hair So I can climb up and get into...

M.C. for what I AM and do the A is for Adam and the lyrics; true so as pray and hope and the message is sent and I AM living in the dreams that I have dreamt because I'm down with the three the unstoppable three me and Adam and D. were born to M.C. and m...

Shit happens with the games you run Never thought the day would come It Ain't Tomorrow 'Till the day is done A-Son - you caught a bad one Yea son - changes we go through Catch a bad one - think the world owes you Yea son - what do you owe me? Catch a ba...

Brothers out there with sisters, peep it Years and years you try to keep her a secret Said she's your cousin that came for a visit Your puttin' me on, is this true, now who is it Called your crib, got a clickin dial tone You said it was the maid that hung...