Bart Baker

(Ah, ah, ooh, no, no, no) (Ooh, no, no, no) (Ooh, no, no, no) (Don't you worry 'bout dat) (Don't you worry 'bout dat) (Ah, ah, ooh, c'mon) I could be in your shoes Steal your credit cards too Long as I say sorry, girl I'll do what I want to I could...

It feels like the perfect day to torture my ex’s and then put on their skin HELP ME! Shut up, Harry! I escaped from the asylum and kidnapped all of them. So I could get my revenge. You’re sick! Ah ha ha ha ha ha! Yeah! I got: [Joe Joe John] and Kenne...

[Bart] Huh , Huh , Hey Ooh I need help , Ooh Daddy , Mommy are you watching ? Wondering if I am Making this pointless sex tape right I just keep on biting My arm, maybe I'll try masturbating This awful drawn out tune Is a total bore So I tur...

[Miley] Huh huh Hey Ooh I need help Ooh Daddy Mommy Are you watching? Wondering If I am making this pointless sex tape right I just keep on biting my arm Maybe I'll try mastur-bating (OOOH YEAH!) This awful drawn out tune is a total bore So I tur...

I'm sick of doing things for you I ain't your mama! I was watching that! Poor you I ain't your mama What is your problem? Boy, I ain't your mama But what the hell do you expect when you only date your young backup dancers? I am barely legal, you're a c...

Because this song’s all about being big, suck a d!ck thin people If you are super thin super thin you’re evil This catchy tune’s message should have been we’re equal But it shames thin women, thin women Yeah it’s kind of clear I like to eat food But I can...

Oh oh, this whole year I’ve been stone off my ass So bad that I grew this ratstache It makes me look manly [Devyn Deloera:] No, it actually makes you look sleazy Oh oh. Whenever I’m wearing this boy dress it feels like I’m missing my pen!s, yeah And my...

This song is about butts these girls all have big butts This video is pretty much just a bunch of big butts I’m dry humping bamboo in a jungle My butt’s so big it’s like two gigantic bubbles And I always show it off cause it’s my greatest asset but it’s e...

I’ve been a pop star for a long time. People’s sexiest man alive Now it’s time for me to be seen as a massive creep That’s why in this video I look like a sick pedo And why I’m stalking a lady like she is fresh meat My beard’s gross This video’s all abou...

Remember when I used to, Not totally suck? My songs and videos were, Not pretentious and fucked up, But then I lost my damn mind, Now I am in a bird cage, I've gone completely mad, I'm totally bat shit insane. I combined art and pop, And made a flop,...

The way you move your booty like that I send that ass to a max contract I wanna get with you like that Already I think dead ass my crack I wanna make sure you feel good I wanna get you on this wood Yeah wanna get with you like that Get over here model c...

Hey I put on a real short skirt to show off my long legs I'm bent over showing my ass posing in different shapes Attention must always be on me I'm where the spotlight should always be and that's why I've got seven pounds of make-up on my face My vo...

[Hook 1: Ariana] I’ve had so much sex I cannot walk straight And that’s why I’m walking side to side [Verse 1: Ariana] My boyfriend is big and I’ve got very small tiny body he’s hung like a horse and I’m like a jockey and I spend all my free time riding...

(Justin:) My girl doesn't love me [Justin: Will you always be a Belieber? Justin's ex girl: Yes.] (Justin:) Her new love is 1D (Justin:) I'm under pressure I puked at my show Now my girl prefers One Direction Was a Belieber But now she has no intere...

I, I'm a clone of Bieber wear oversized sneakers and sing into mirrors And my, my government grew me in laboratory to become the next big teen heartthrob Everything's looking good next we should test out how he performs the hook Now I'm outside my...

This song is all about Katy because that dumb bitch betrayed me Taylor you psycho don’t blame me for the fact you’re freaking crazy! (HEY!) To tell the truth I’d rather be back on the mean streets of Compton selling crackheads crack. Than be rapping...

So listen boys we can’t wait for your new music video. It’s gonna be the worst video of all time! We’re talking absolute total shit. Sounds pretty bad! Oh it’s gonna be worst than bad. We want to introduce you to our marketing guy, Marcel. Hi. Really nic...

Boooh! Madonna should quit Boooh! This song’s pure shit. It’s child abuse for me to hear it. The name of this song is so pitiful and classless I thought it would make me seem hip to say the word bitch Why are you acting like a teen when you’re fifty s...

What’s up people? Satan’s back By now everybody knows that’s me And I’ve got a new hot man Saw his Vines and I thought Oh my god, look at his face Who cares if he’s underage Time to ruin your life babe Wait what? Nothing (ha-ha) I’m not on Spotify...

#THICKE This song totally sucks #CREEP This song totally sucks Hey hey hey Hey hey hey WOO! Hey hey hey Hey hey hey WOO! #NUTSHOOT Come over here if you want to get raped (Hey girl come here) By a Creepy wannabe Timberlake Maybe I’m going deaf...

Here's another shitty song about booty No thought went into this crap it’s just booty It’s so bad the title should have been “Doodie” Makes “Anaconda” seem like a masterpiece It’s pitiful my new single Is just one more mindless bore about butts this is g...

This video is the ultimate nerd fantasy The only thing missing is a Darth Vader s%x scene I was a children’s TV star Now I want to be a mature artist I’m not just for kids anymore Nowadays Big Sean gets a piece of this That’s right I’m dating the rapper...

I’m watching you in my yard, making my nipples rock hard Wish you’d lose the bodyguard, so I could lick your face. I love your black nappy hair, and those suits that you wear. I’m wearing your underwear that I stole from your place. I’m a total psycho Sp...

I see you looking, looking from across the room Our time is ticking, tell me what you wanna do Baby, there's something, something 'bout the way you move All I want is you Girl, there's something, something 'bout the way you move Got me thinking what I wa...

[Shakira Parody] Did you all know That I'm still alive I'm making a song So I'm still relevant Have to shake my ass To disguise the fact That whenever I sing I sound like I'm yodeling No one understands me Or the words I say It's like I am garglin...

Don't you deport me, Don't you deport me, Oh no no, oh no no, You can't deport me, I am invincible. Fuck this, I'm Justin ain't heading north just like that. I ain't done nothing to deserve that, uh uh, your stupid rules don't apply to me, ah ah ah ah...

Yeah! Ya’ll know what it is! Katy Perry, Juicy J. Uh huh! Let’s rage. I just broke up with an enormous douchebag And now it is audition time for my next man [AUDITIONS TO BE KATY'S NEXT BOO] But I have one request to be with me Treat me shittely then chea...

Wake up in the morning and I'm feeling like I'm Drizzy Views from my momma basement looking hella pretty Got a Honda, drive it like a Wraith around my city Speeding down the highway crying listening to Miss Me The way his hair is parted got me wanna copy...

Mommy please I don’t wanna do this. This guys gross. I don’t give a damn, now start dancing and make me rich or I won’t feed you. Prepare to watch a vid so dumb You’ll be so grateful when it’s done Shia LaBeouf doesn’t have much on He looks like a half-n...

First thing first I’m a white chick Wait, what? The whole world was confused when they learned this She’s not black? and I sound just like Nicki Minaj if she swallowed down testosterone pills with hot sauce True! If you wanna be rap famous [HEY] Act d...

This song's totally worthless. It's so generic. It's got stale lyrics and derivative music. "Talk Dirty" Have you heard it? This sounds just like it. Why the hell are we dancing in front of the stock markets? Ok This song also sounds a whole lot like "Proble...

My jacket's open wide my boobs are barely inside I look like I'm on crack that's Paul McCartney's back he's like eighty-seven they say he's a legend he's bout four five minutes from dyin but Kanye and I keep him drugged and smilin so he would do this d...

Hot Dog Condom Style! Condom Style! I’m in a stable cause horses make me horny Cold pee in my glass spit it on this boy dancing by me I’m getting stiff now that kids dancing between my knees Why the hell is this child with me? Semen in the air, blowing...

Old guys turn me on we’re all about to have an orgy Old guys turn me on and mannequin boob makes me horny Old guys turn me on this is starting to get really gay Now his pants are off Come on guys you should all do the same I have gonorrhea That’s why I’m...

["Lil Pump"] Yeah, ooo, brrr-brrr, poopy-brain, yeah, yeah Lil Pump, Lil Pump, brrr, poopy-brain, ooo, yeah Poopy brain Poopy brain Poopy brain Poopy brain Poopy brain Poopy brain Poopy brain Mentally 56K (cha) Lyrically in 3rd grade (ooh) Try to...

i am Sean Paul I was big back in two-thousand three How'd you get on my phone? We used to date don't act like you do not know me What? So now in order to gain relevance with teens I'm gonna ruin your new song with my singing God no I call my squad (Hey)...

Hungover hungover hungover woke up an organ donor Bent over bent over throwing up next to a big black stoner Brrrrr! Can’t stop puking. Brrrrr! Where’d I get this ring? Hey I have one too we must have married this morning Who’s that kid? Who’s that kid? W...

I'm 41 but look like I am 8 32 pounds is how much I weigh my hat's so big you can see it from space and this song's so overplayed it will drive you insane Cue awful dancing clap along if you love watching people who can't dance My style s tacky I look l...

I'm 41 but look like I am 8 32 pounds is how much I weigh my hat's so big you can see it from space and this song's so overplayed it will drive you insane Cue awful dancing clap along if you love watching people who can't dance My style s tacky I look...

I’m a psycho pale germaphobe don’t don’t don’t don’t touch me The sun is burning me I can’t stand sunlight it’s been ten years since I’ve been outside you can take a pic but don’t come near me My skin is translucent I look like a Skrillex mutant Get...

I'm the most famous kid in the world now And no one can explain it because I basically do nothing which is why life is hit or miss by that I mean you shouldn't worry about anything this song's a miss but who cares though? Somehow I became a hit kinda l...

Thanks to Taylor Swift I just got my biggest hit Since Pillow Talk I'm bout to sing falsetto Time to sound like I don't have balls Hey there Zayny Are you crazy? Shut up! I got a great idea I miss Harry I bet you Miss Perrie I know how we can g...

Once upon a time Before I was insane I dated this disney guy Joe Jonas was his name But he broke up with me "You're just way too creepy, Plus I found someone else, His name's Mickey" So I wrote a song About this stupid ass Then found this guy named...

What the hell is Tom Hanks doing here in this music vid? Sitting in bed in pajamas mouthing along And why is he doing such a terrible job of it? Guess he didn't learn all the lyrics to this song Oh no This guy's movies have made billions He's won 2 Osc...

Lately I’ve been really stressed out I have done many dumb things Like leaving a show cos someone in the front row spilled a drink And walking round naked while photographers snapped pics of my peen Then claiming I was a victim of shrinkage My manager tol...

If I was a black man you would be my hoe Or maybe an Asian so we can eat egg rolls I can be a Mexican and dress like a Cholo But I’m just a white Canadian that looks like a lesbo Saying swag is cool Now I’ll make a wish on thes magic golden shoes A gypsy sol...

When someone tries to throw me shade I use a spell I learned on Wizard pf Waverly Place because I really am a witch I turn of the niceness pretend I like em they don't realize I am full of shit I kill em with kidness til their body's lifeless You'r...

Is it mondey?Or is it wednesday? I don't know, All I know is Dat's a Kimye Leave that's chick alone That's what my friends say Cause she dumb and she numb just like Ben Gay Got a big ass booty like a Kim K Got an ego that giant like Andre She might...

[Zayn] Oh I’m just gonna pretend that I’m riding this Bike To make all you teen girls wet with delight Do you feel that downstairs, that downstairs? That’s us taking your dad’s cash Source: LYBIO.net [Harry] oh I know i know I know that this looks kind...

My new hit single has the exact same beat as “All About That Bass” had it’s just a bit faster And this video’s trash it is just a rehash of the vid for the smash it’s just not quite as good. I feel dizzy from paint fumes Can’t he spray paint this in a diff...

Last night we had an orgy (we had an orgy) and there were no women allowed. We all woke up together. (Woke up together) My butt is kind of hurting now. (Ow, ow, ow). Hey, do you like my new hairdo? Oh my gosh it's really cute. I did my nails t...

I'm back With another hit That Proves I'm psychotic And Over sensitive I'm angry, nobody gets me If you Rub me the wrong way Like Katy and Kanye You Will rue the damn day Satan does not give up a grudge I'm an angry delusional entitled baby Eve...

I look like I took way too much Xanax, I have pubic hair on my head, I'm so boring but I act like this on purpose so rebellious teens can relate to me. And even though this song is a huge hit and had great potential, I made a vid that is painfully dull....

I’m a diva don’t care who knows my reputation it completely blows I’m super bitchy that’s what they say my former co-stars totally hate me You’re right we hate you you stuck up princess! Who let Jennette and Justice on my set? Your attitude is why our s...

Who's the greatest person who ever lived? It's me! Everybody else sucks. I've got a grammy and four top ten hits clearly that makes me the best. This is the most self centered and obnoxious song ever heard. Why would you want to be yourself? You should...

Everything about this is no This song is no! This vid is no! My dancing is no! Plus it looks and sounds old Like something Britney Spears did fifteen years ago What's with your new look? It's straight up no! Your hair is no! Your clothes are no! Your...

This song was designed to make you feel lovely By pointing out the flaws on your fat body And pretending that we love then to make you feel pretty But clearly you’re ugly “WAIT WHAT?” You know nobody loves those gross wrinkles by your eyes Your huge th...

I am free I'm free from One Direction free to make songs about my erection I dyed my hair blonde and I'm wearing leather I do what I want unlike back when One Direction was still together I just don't give a fuck see I did not shave I look like I mig...

Whore it up, whore it up that’s how we ball out. Acting like a huge slut is what makes cash now Madonna started it making mad money with her big pointy golden tits That chick was slutty Paved the way for more talented new clebrities Who use sex to sell a...

'Fancy' was a big massive hit this is a rip-off of it cos I'm so desperate. To have a hit But this song's shitty it sends the message to young girls prety equals happiness if you're ugly then you're worthless And your life will be bland and shitty...

[Bart/Iggy] It's Iggy, Iggz I look like a dude dressed as a girl [Jessica/Ariana] That's a major problem Hey kids do you remember me from Nickelodeon? I got thin But don't worry I'm still just as dumb Actually more cause now I'm vegan When my body'...

I really love cats cats pussies on my brain Hang out with them everyday Give them nip nip and they go wild Cat pussies like these are hard to come by Get it on on with them on my lawn When the claw my ass it turns me on I See two, three, I think that I’m...

I look like I took way too much Xanax I have pubic hair on my head. I'm so boring but I act like this on purpose so rebellious teens can relate to me. And even though this song is a huge hit and hat great potential. I made a vid that is painfully dull....

I have a girl she is my girlfriend but she don’t know it Save her a place here in my bed by where her shrine is Check her accounts to see where she’s been Twitter, Snapchat, Facebook Her car’s at her house so she must be in I’m your daughter’s stalker ca...

Bring the cancer When you hear this in the club You’re gonna free shit up You’re gonna puke up your guts Because this song really sucks When I’m outside the club I’m flashin’ my muff I’m flashin’ my muff Makin’ cameras blow up She’s the X-Factor jud...

Most of my songs are about being obsessed with sex and hot dudes and since I look like I’m twelve it’s creepy when I show off my boobs I broke into this guy’s house cos I’m totally obsessed with him can’t keep my hands to myself got to touch everything...

Yeah, Yeah When I walk on by, I smell like shit And I’m covered in flys I pimp to the beat in from the garbage on the street ya This is how I roll, paper bag pants out of control You can find me at the glory hole Lean into the wall for a quick free blow A...

I have so much fame I’m richer than Bruce Wayne My life is so great, mmm-mmm I just can’t keep a a date, mmm-mmm But it’s not enough for me To be queen of country I need more love and acclaim, mmm-mmm cause I am insane I’ll make pop music that’s trite,...

I am pretty and 17 I have no clue what heartbreak even means But I made this song about it After my girl dumped me that cold hearted witch What was that? It felt like I just got punched You’re ex-girlfriend sent me to kick your butt! She said make sure...

At last I've found a man who won't leave me fast great ass and when I drone on he doesn't talk back in the bedroom he lets me do all the things that I like to do when we screw oh yeaaaa And even though this song's title is "style" it's not at all...

I'm Adam Levine I'm a huge star These are my bandmates No one cares who we are We all got dressed up Put on nice clothes To make the worlds most self loving video yey My ego needs attention so much So me and Maroon 5 just show up Who cares if we're in...

The first time I saw you You were looking so fine With those cherry lips You were blowing my mind Heard the rumors 'bout you But I pushed them aside I was too caught up in Those all-american eyes But the first time that I didn't text you back You bro...

I’m friends with a monster he’s name’s Eminem Going to take a journey inside of his head I’m trying to save him don’t fight this process Have you seen Inception? Yea, we stole that conception. I’m inside my brain trying to find out my true freak, you see...

Wut wut wut wut Wut wut wut wut Wut wut wut wut Wut wut wut wut I got a nasty rash Probably from wearing this gross used jacket Front pocket Just found a used condom Guess I should've washed it Walkin' into the club like "Wait, what? I think that I...

Mother , mother , your Mom is a hottie Boner , Boner , that is what she gives to me I need your mom , I need your mom , I need your mother I make her feel so good while we're under the covers Your mother needs a nympho , someone like me Someone who can p...

This song is lazy It just rips off the 80s back when all Funk music was made by huge cocaine addicts Every nostril had some white nose candy in it and everyone got up to use the bathroom every ten minutes I'm too high Just snort That guy looks like Mic...

I pull my pants up to the sky way too goddamn high Pit bulge to the side (the left side) I look like a suited thumb Wow, he really does But I am paid by everyone (sellout life) Oil of Olay Coca Cola Pam Spray Flesh Light Pepsi Cola Walmart Bud Light...

Her name’s Miley she started on Disney used to be so innocent and so sweet but now all she wants to do is party put in fake golden teeth and act really trashy. This song is to let everybody know I’m totally out of control and I try to pick up more black fa...

I know nothing that's why when you yell at me Get out of my room! I say What do you mean ? Get off ! Now when I'm grabbing your breast an you scream at me No ! What do you mean ? I think you should leave Sorry, I don't understand What do you mea...

I know nothing that's why when you yell at me: - Get out of my room! I say - What do you mean? - Get off! Now when I'm grabbing your breast and you scream at me: - NO! What do you mean? - I think you should leave! Sorry I don't understan...

Where did i go, i've been gone, haven't made songs in so long been loched down on house arrest for all the shit that i did wrong Meanwhile pop music moved on big hits are EDM songs so i called up Skrillex and Diplo This video's so dark you can barely se...

Hey yo, Jason Z-Z-Z-Z! Z-Z-Z-Z! Wake yo ass up We got a video to shoot today Awww shit But I got no lyrics. I was so busy sleeping with all these girls that I forgot to write words for my own song Man you one dumbass muthafucka Wait I got it! I’ll ma...

[Taylor:] My ex-boyfriends all hate me now They think I was crazy and dicked them around. I can't stand that they think about me as a bad girlfriend. So guess I gotta take them out! How dare they all dump Taylor Swift and not remember me as perfect! They...

I was sitting at home and it was totally boring Then I started thinking about sex and I got horny So I showed up here to where my boyfriend works Honey that’s very distracting OUCH! Aw, I bet that hurts Trying to get our men all worked up, So that they...

[Miley Cyrus] Remember when I was a ten and did not look like a guy? My hair was long I had clothes on but now I get nude and cry Since the VMAa all the people say: I am a total skank Grinded Robin Thicke made the whole crowd sick especialy the Smith...