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I represent the dark side of a dark land with dark plans Matron of the black rose, pose a threat to every man Motives mysterious, mystifying mystique Illuminati coven, underground society Controlling Noxus throughout all it's history Imitate, Manipulate,...

(Udyr) You've never fought anyone quite like me I've got more forms to deal with than a corporate beaurocracy My damage is crazy, multiple personalities Turtle form up first to tell you bout his specialty (Turtle) Slow and steady wins the race and I'm about t...

I used to play league back in the day when you could grab a kid with blitz flash away and it would move him like half the lane Finish the kill quick and go to Drake, oh wait - Pull him through the wall and you can kill him at your own pace I'd buy sunfire cape...

Try as hard as you like you can't stop me Top of the top lane champs you can't top me I crush everyone just ask Wickd Pain train conductor punching everyone's tickets And I'm blessed, my skillset is the best bladesurge so I never miss a CS Captain of the guard...

Without me you got no chance More overpowered than Udyr but I only rock a bear stance Slash d Shift-3 press to watch a bear dance Looking too closely gonna decrease your life span This ain't yogi bear son, I fill caskets Eat champs for lunch so you can keep yo...

One, First I'm slowing you Two, Now I'm pressing Q Three, Now I'm casting E Four, Now you can't breathe (Hook) My enemies can't breathe when I run through fling you, gas spews, this ain't a game man, I'll make you exclaim "I can't (breathe)" This mix is too t...

Anthropomorphic armageddon, thats the best way to describe me quickly damage sickly, instantly your wishing that your team had picked me Inflicting so much pain, full to dead without a warning Call the media cause you just found the source for global warming I...

Mundo never sign up for this Mundo didn't think Mundo be a corporate drone as a kid Mundo come from the skids, work hard to get out went to college got a license and a doctorate Mundo try to go legit but urge to kill too strong always hit Mundo like a ton of b...

(Verse 1) Dear Summoner I was so excited when you finally picked me Even while your teammates were begging you to jungle with Xin or Master Yi Clicked my portrait and took your time to choose all the perfect masteries Even had a rune page set up that you named...

I can smell your fear from a mile away I got four senses to work with but that's four more than I need to take your life today You all know the way I play You better pray I don't get fed early, no chance, I'm like a fat man at a breakfast buffet I'll dance a...

Fiddle went down to Summoners Rift he was looking for a soul to drain But he was in a bind cause he was way behind he had no time to gank the lane So he powered through the jungle camps fast as a scarecrow can When his team started to rage out so he said "I've...

Anthropomorphic armageddon, thats the best way to describe me quickly damage sickly, instantly your wishing that your team had picked me Inflicting so much pain, full to dead without a warning Call the media cause you just found the source for global warming I...

This is gonna hurt, hope you brought some medication I'm seething with calmness, how dare you interrupt my meditation I'm self sustaining, my Inner flame burns bright They call me Karma because I control your quality of life Think no one plays me? My popularit...

Just spawned in to the rift and I feel great Team more balanced than a gymnast on a Segway I buy my items quick Then I CV the enemy just to see what they picked Roll down to the bottom lane Pull the golem for the fiddle while the scarecrow casts his drain Then...

[Badministrator] Engineered scientifically, assist with efficiency Leave gifts for the team under green like a Christmas tree A laner's dream made of goo, brute with the one two Punch through your crew with the kung fu I leave puddles, countergank for dou...

It's like this, I used to roll marks with Graves Stacked decks and sleight of hand tricks of the trade Your paycheck was mine when I sat for a game Because I always hit the river with a backpalmed ace You see it's not really gambling cause I win every time wit...

Ashe - She's my queen, lady of my dreams She seems cold but she's sweet as ice cream Always got my back when I need assistance Long range looker, stunning from a distance Sona - Great listener, cute face, soft eyes Fully stacked like a ten kill mejais Can't...

I'm a hired gun, admired for one thing only I put shells in your chest and make your wife lonely Start up a campaign to stop me but unlike KONY I'm doing damage for real, this shotties no phony Destiny pops off, hitpoints drop off You're watching talent but yo...

The greatest tank you'll ever hear about Three second taunt OP, they can't get out He jungles way too fast, inredibly stout Amazing ganks are what he's all about There goes my hero Watch him as he rolls That armadillo Will save the carry His DBC will shut yo...

A walking daybreak, persona that radiates I rise in the East and set record assist rates Don't need the gold, feed the kills to my teammates Cause my build's earning Money for Nothing like Dire Straits I'm holding you in place, double c not just my cup size a...

How'm I gonna be a part of you? Well for starters dude I'll sink my claws into your back so far I leave a scar or two Spar your whole crew wearing extra large shoes Swipe you in the face hard, leave a bizarre bruise Can't choose a single form so I employ two C...

I'm like a shotgun short range high damage Walking spell Metalstorm stay back you can't manage I'm taking advantage, half caster half tank Collect double kills everytime your jungle comes to gank You thought you counterpicked me, must be delusional All of my p...

We're doin work, put the towers up for you jerks You laugh and you smirk, you arrogance it drives me berzerk My feelings are hurt, my patience thin and I'm getting irked We should just fall back and let your sorry ass get merked you know we can't do that cause...

Tireless, a warrior with an iron fist Kill you so fast you'll have no choice but to admire this Expire kids, aquire gold, incredibly bold you get rolled with a force to behold I clear the jungle at a breakneck pace then break your face, with ganks that send y...

I'm beast from the rot, hot like an open flame I burn green at the shop, actually the whole game Naturally I'm insane, crave brains, burn like I'm lit With a match doused with liquified propane Pro in lane, blowin flames, every game we playin Putting hair...

I'm like a high tech security system Shooting so many lasers that you'll never resist'em A human microwave that cooks you from long range Same distance as a standard length oil change 3000, it's so arousing come see me anytime for a free delousing Range for m...

Lets get ready to battle Feel the fear as he enters the rift Run and hide as the match begins Reckless swings his damage true Here comes the berserker The Viking Warrior Olaf his axes by his side Splitting skulls into pieces, he's feeding off your cries Can'...

I'm from the underground, mapped the tunnel system as a hobby Scored a job as archaelogist due to master cartography Had adventures collecting artifacts, treasure and bones Discover the lost and unknown, I was like Indiana Jones Until one fateful day I spent h...

A walking nightmare, the incarnation of your worst fears You shed tears when I come near and think about a new career but your stuck here with the terror of the void gainfully employed and I've enjoyed the way I've seen your team destroyed Best check the mini...

I'm Blitzcrank, the one and only steam golem I seem solemn enough until I shatter your spinal column One punch knockouts, blackouts, I crack mouths Like Tyson in his prime winning back to back to back bouts I take on all comers, number one stunner, killing mac...

You don't need to talk to god cause you can talk to me I'm the operator of this game and if you disagree You can just look into my eyes and in my stare you'll see Your team is just the notches when I tally up my killing spree It's such an awful feeling being a...

My name is Kog'Maw, I'm bulimic artillery Bring pain to your lane and it's cash on delivery More slime than Nickelodeon that's right you better flee and if you think you're tough I Double Dare you to come at me Take the physical challenge, damage imbalanced Do...

Soar like Nika, showcase my talents I'm imbalanced, blow you up with just a chalice a bird of prey, murder strays, stun and slay sting like a bee and I float like Cassious Clay flashfrost, get squashed, lane is lost I'm like a boss, your small and weak, micros...

I'm the longest long arm of the law, the judge and the jury unleashing the fury and you got no need to worry cause I came to execute all these fools and like Vick Mackey and the boys I don't know no rules I'm from the old school, wild wild west where if you lo...

I'm the future of Valoran, a scientific saviour Technological evolution with old country flavor Blitzcrank creator, putting lives in danger Slice champs in half with bond villain style lasers Crime against nature, bionic commando Upgraded man, six million...

I'm straight loco, sign your death warrant like Koko Carry the team on my back like a hobo I wield the power of the plague jungle runestone I break bones Nimbus Strike into Cyclone King Louie pissed off, chemically imbalanced My staff grows so quick you'll thi...

(Nasus) I'm from a world of sands and no water A land of peace, enlightenment, knowledge and no slaughter Protected citizens from everything scary man and everybody said I was a great librarian Dark forces loomed in the background plotting and scheming souls r...

I bring, terrible pain when I come to your lane A terror storm downpours like acid rain I fire missle after missle when I lock a grenade It's time to call for support cause you need first aid It's time to die Zone you back to your tower You can pill now or y...

Badministrator: Sidelane Janna in the mix endless bag of tricks predict this conflict resolved with your picks deep sixed tailwind wicked quick tornado leveled first but shield prioritized to attain sustain in lane so neither of us dies Level 4, point in zephy...

(Verse 1) I came to demonstrate the theory of a rocket blast to your skull Compared to me you've got the brain chemistry of an animal You're poorly designed for this my mind is simply beautiful You've never seen a champ like me my tactics so unusual It's a det...

Parley all day, damage is momentous Fire nonstop like I'm Trump on Apprentice Goin' top lane, that's a death sentence Soul crushing damage and sustain that's my essence Can't be touched every champ is a mismatch Sleek like Apple but don't need an iPatch Try t...

Incredible like the Hulk but I'm also a lonely man I get wrapped up in depression like only a mummy can I've tried every medication it would take forever to list'em but they don't work so well when you don't have a circulatory system I run the jungle even...

Jarvan It's 2011. I'd say we're back but we never left Demacia Represent Garen They say I kill steal but rest assured that when my ult comes down it will be kill secured Jarvan That was pretty good Garen, lets see what Lux can do Lux I've got a mean streak,...

(Talon) You're messing with The Blade's Shadow, my knife skills a thing of beauty Number one super guy like Hong Kong Phooey Assassinate your assassin you can call me Jack Ruby Leave more corpses in my wake than a blockbuster movie Run the rift like Michael Ba...

Say you ain't scared but you know the truth I do more damage from behind than John Wilkes Booth I'll Slice your skin off, wear it like a three piece suit Decieve your teammates, hop walls, avoid pursuit I got two shivs and the joke's on you I gank with double...

On a truly desolate landscape strength is the only real virtue Intelligence, empathy, pity these are the traits of the dead And those who would deny this should wait to decide Until they see Winter's Claw ride Yo it's a three faction fight for Freljord pr...