Bad Manners

You tell me lies and you wanna cheat behind my back A sense of decency's the only thing you ever lacked I was prepared to give, take and understand Until I found out, that you acted so underhand Think it's time, better move along. Sweet revenge, cos you...

Each day I walk along this lonely street Trying to find, find a future New pair of shoes are on my feet 'Cause fashion is my only culture Nothing ever change, oh no... Nothing ever change People say to me just be yourself It makes no sense to follow f...

And If I ask you to be mine Would you accept, would you relcline? Upon the grass, beneath the trees Would you be happy there with me? and if you close your eyes, and listin to my sweet sweet lies, Would that be good? That would be good. And if I cros...

I really love you fatty fat Fatty fatty yeah I really love you fatty fat Fatty fatty yeah I love your body when you drop off your body I love your body when you lie down very low I love your body when you shake off your body I love your body when you'r...

Here's a tale, thats hard to tell The story of, my southern belle I hate to say, I knew her well And in no time, in love I fell She had a vice, one thing she craved I never knew one, so depraved She wanted one, before I shaved Of those, little pieces o...

Let me tell you about them women I've seen Drinking whisky and consuming gin They don't know right from wrong They just feel very strong I said Those evil women, yeah [x4] Now they get themselves a home They can even dig up a bone They don't know ho...

Hoots mon! There's a mouse, loose, about this hoose! 

(originally by Ann Peebles) I can't stand the rain Against my window Bringin' back sweet memories The window pane Do you remember How sweet it used to be When we were together Everything was so grand Now that we've parted There's just one sound Th...

Rude Boy went in handsome hats Policeman knocking with a rat-a-tat-a-tat Them bored around the streets at night They're not looking but they find a fight I say inner London violence Inner London violence Inner London violence Inner London violence Po...

It's been a week now since you went away I hope that you have gone to stay It's not that I don't like you You're alright I just like to run my life It's just a feeling My flat was nice and tidy, now it's not I just don't seem to care a lot I feel so g...

Lager... birds... footie... fags... Fags... footie... birds... lager! Lager! Birds! Footie! Fags! La la la la... lager delirium. 

Lip up fatty, ah lip up fatty, for the reggae, Lip up fatty, ah lip up fatty, for the reggae, Listen to the music, shuffle up your feet, Listen to the music of the fatty beat. Moving with the rhythm, sweating with the heat, Moving with the rhythm of the...

Imet her in a club down in old Soho Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Cherry Cola, C-O-L-A, cola She walked up to me and she asked me to dance I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola L-O-L-A Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola...

For the first time in my life, I was so in love, (Ha, ha, ha, ha) - Why you laughing at me?? I met this girl called Lorraine, she stole, my heart. And when I find her, I'm gonna kill her, And when I find her, I'm gonna kill her, And when I find her, I'm...

(originally by The Allman Brothers Band) I've got to run to keep from hidin', And I'm bound to keep on ridin'. I've got one more silver dollar, And I ain't gonna let 'em catch me, no, Ain't gonna let 'em catch the Midnight Rider. And I ain't gonna let '...

(originally by Bobby Pickett) I was working in the lab, Late one night, When my eyes beheld and eerie sight, For my monster in his lab began to rise, And suddenly to my surprise... (He did the mash) He did the monster mash, (The monster mash) It was a...

My Girl Lollipop, you make my heart go giddy up, You are as sweet as candy, you are my sugar dandy, Oh, oh, my girl lollipop, never ever leave me, Because it would grieve me, my heart told me so. I love you, I love you, I love you so, And I don't want yo...

I do things I know that I shouldn't Even though I wish that I wouldn't Bad mistakes, I know when I've made them Principles, I often betrayed them Stayed in bed, it's not that I'm lazy Getting up, it strikes me as crazy When I hear the rain on my window...

When you go out can you pull a bird every week You whisper gently and you kiss them upon the beak Are you nervous when you get back to her pad How do you compare with the last one she had It's only funkin, it's only funkin, it's only funkin It's only fun...

Every single day I've waited by my phone Since you've gone away It's so lonely sleeping on my own Out of luck, we've had a lovers' row Like so many lovers had before Hard to smile just for a little while When I saw her coming through the door She's lik...

Skinhead Girl There she goes swinging down the high street yea Hair cut short. Boots on her feet, whoa yeah She looked at me and smiled I knew that smiles for me She was my height my weight my size She wore braces and blue jeans She was my Skinhead Girl...

I met her at a ballroom gig she said my braces were to big i said "i like your 2tone clothes" she said "i like you're broken nose" i bought her alot of drinks that night she bought me nothing but a fight she said i wasnt mister right its over its over i...

I love you, yes I do 'cos I know that you love me too I love you, yes I do gona spend all my money on you everyday when I say, that I'm not gona take anymore it's ok, don't go away, I feel bad when you're closing the door I love you Need some more, t...

I knew a girl with a mixed up head I never thought she would wind up dead She never meant to take her life She went too far this time with a knife Don't you know that she's a suicide? Don't you know that she's a suicide? No one saw inside her head All...

If you go out in the woods today You're sure of a big surprise. If you go out in the woods today You'd better go in disguise. For every bear that ever there was Will gather there for certain, because Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic....

I go to bed, toss and turn, Dream I've ten pound notes to burn, A credit card, a swiss account With an undeclared amount I've seen the ads on my tv But it's not for the likes of me 'Cause I'm a mess, but none the less It's all about the rush-hour expres...

(originally by Cat Stevens) I would have given you all of my heart But there's someone who's torn it apart And he's takin' just all that I had But if you wanna try to love again Baby I'll try to love again but I know The first cut is the deepest baby I...

Wet winter left me cold and crying, Beaten black and blue, Someone said there's no harm in trying, Nothing else to do. I'm just a-walking in the sunshine, Leave your troubles all behind you, I think I'll drink a little red wine, I'll take you where the...

I told you and I thought you said, "You understood" It never stays inside your head, is it made of wood? I talk and talk all night, I never get it right, How can I make it clear? And then I am screaming in my dreams, And no one seems to hear (chorus)...

(originally by Sam the Sham & the Pharaohs) One, two, three, cuatro Matty told Hatty about a thing she saw. Had two big horns and a wooly jaw. Wooly bully, wooly bully. Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully. Hatty told Matty, "Let's don't take no...

Hello - I'm fat. Yeah, it's not easy being fat. People don't really like ya. I don't understand it meself, course. But wherever I go - whoever I bump into, They seem to wanna say the same old thing.. yeah... You fat bastard! You fat bastard! You fat b...