Atom And His Package

I own the worst records, of all time. I got 'em stored on a Ikeah shelf of mine. They make me laugh. They make me cry. For owning the Voice of the Voiceless, I deserve to die. Wherever you go, I will be there. Where ever you leave, I will go away. Though to yo...

Think of a number, divide it by 1. What you have there buddy is the identity property of multiplication. Open the box. Tear off its lid. I can tell by the look in your eyes that the present you got, was big. There's a king on his ting, with his stuff torn out....

I am comign in..try and stop me push furniture in front of the door, it only gives me something to push against in the full heat of the summer'sday you're telling me to go away but you owe me 8 thousand dollars, and i could use it i'm only getting st...

Hey, you little bastards Do you wanna bang heads with me? Cause it's Friday night or it's Tuesday night And we're in each other's company So I'll think of you often and I'll think of you fondly You think it's often that Andrew Lloyd Weber assists In a 1...

Here is the tale of the boy standing in front of you Not one word is exaggerated -- entirely true A four square in chemistry, my agenda tonight As I rock the house left, and a I rock the house right I can't fly, I can't dance And I don't like any bands Listen...

>> Ever think to yourself about an option? A Different way to be. Lets round up the no good dudes and put em on an island in the middle of the sea. Ever think to yourself about option? A Different way to be. Lets round up the no good dudes and put em...

ever think to yourself about an option? a different way to be? lets round up the no good doodz and put 'em on an island, in the middle of the sea. i thought of a plan two years ago. it seemed to solve any single problem, that is, i think i ought to know....

I think I hope I die before my friends do Because the alternative makes my stomach hurt sometimes When I say "friends" I mean family I like too The second tear friends I could horribly get through Now my life has shame (on me now) This is not nostalgia,...

(This is a cover song by a band that used to exist outside of Philadelphia, their name is I Hate You, this song is called Bloody Lip.) I'll give you a bloody lip A bloody lip A bloody lip Oh a bloody lip And a black fucking eye Fuck you! (Thank you. This is...

foxy man and the glitter picker upper foxy man and the glitter picker upper foxy man and the glitter picker upper this song serves a purpose of a character introduction theres me a boy in dier need of liposuction with my pet dog books shes clumsy and...

Usually I'm against this species propagating, and I do no like to think about my best friend mating. But this one time, I will grant a big exception, when I heard about the plan for Connor's conception (yeah, so the tenses don't agree, so what?). Chris and Amy...

I want to ride my bike with Mike across the country I'll record the package's music, yeah, I'll burn a set on CD Some will complain, though duh, it's the same thing I'll build a weird looking hollow box with lots of lights on it flashing Raise your head,...

Opened up a letter, I wrote to myself. It was postmarked 7 years before. What are the reasons why I don't want no babies? I will not insult intelligence and sit here and name these. I knew then that later, I was going to ignore. A change on the inside? Or a s...

Hey grandma, let's get married I know it sounds like a crazy thing to do We'll move you and your samples down to Philadelphia Stay old with me, and I'll get old with you I'll pay the bills, we'll cross the words and watch Murdock We'll dine on the samples at...

Let's give credit where credit is due To another President band Remember it takes a fine rock outfit To record flawless emo gems complete with surface noise And as we lower the Franklin Casket to the ground with our hearts under our hands Hold on guys,...

You're too old and too smart Not to listen to Captain And I am too old and safe Not to stick my big mouth in. So stop it already And just think of something else And if you get really skinny and weird You got fat, man Hey Boku We all think you're so cool So...

[spoken] OK, here's what doing here, uh. We're gonna intergrate two very important things and those are intelligence and sports! [singing] In hockey you must score a goal which one cannot do if between me and the net theres no hole Most goalies are quick rea...

[Originally by Mountain Goats] The most remarkable thing about coming home to you Is the feeling of being in motion again, It's the most extraordinary thing in the world. I have two big hands And a heart pumping blood And a 1967 Colt .45 With a busted safety...

You were a little baby, very long ago. You're still king of like that baby, but just a little old. Mommy loves you, daddy loves you, Atom loves you too. This song was written by Andrew and a Jew. Guess who? Happy Birthday. Mufasa on the mountain with this litt...

alright, ralph...happy birthday...you freak... you're breakin' hearts and you're breakin' guitars today's your birthday and you don't even know how old you are you're in love with every woman from tyler you went swimming in the ocean with my goddamn dialer you...

when you think of a metal head tell me what comes to mind well maybe stone-washed jeans, a mullet a guy whose evolutionarily one step behind well, when rob halford came out of the closet it may not have been a big thing well today we're one step closer to h...

This is a song about who kissed me on the face... It was new years eve and I was, All but weary, And then my girl, she decided to smooch Mary With no one to smooch I would not be caught dead And into the picture Standing there, my friend Greg Oh he kissed m...

This is a song about who kissed me on the face... It was new years eve and I was, All but weary, And then my girl, she decided to smooch Mary With no one to smooch I would not be caught dead And into the picture Standing there, my friend Greg Oh he kissed m...

it was new year's eve and i was all but wary. then my girl she decided to smooch mary. no one to smooch i would not be caught dead. then into the picture steppedmy good friend greg. he kissed me. the countdown came. i then puckered up, but little did i k...

i know. i could have been dead. my nose swelled up to the size of my head. the fucking gate, man, that shit was half lowered. i did not see it, so i put my gear in forward. and the lights that came, were like a flash of lightning in the pouring rain. i...

Me and Jan and Brian bought a pretty little hole. It was cheapish and we split and we're fixing it up. So Mr. Sokol does everything rewires, fixes cracks. I can only break walls, moves stuff, and get snacks. And I am downright amazed at what I can destroy wit...

I have a strategy I don't think I have to get a real job That didn't work But I am confident That I am favored with overwhelming odds. It is a system It is straight mathematics I need no more then 320 bucks. If theres a 98% chance of giving you 320 I'm taking...

I like sports There are some things I force myself to miss like I never met an athlete I like in hockey in Texas when it comes to native American nickname teams Even within the contents of sports it's awful and mean and you'll go wah wah wah you're so PC an...

this guy jeb is from outer space. he showed me a smelly peacock and he peeled off his face. so i confronted him, before he could hide. he looked nervous and asked "atom, wanna go on a space ride?" the spaceship was ugly it had 17 wheels, there was a poste...

Her father's name is Mark, her mother's is Jan. She's the cutest thing I've seen since I encountered Ms. Pac Man. She wrestles like the Hulkster, no she does not give up. She thinks that she's a bad ass 'cause she now owns the zoo cup. Jennifer Schumow. Jeeene...

i know i'm ready! i'm predictable likea western spaghetti. i'm sure...i bet. i'd like to go 'cause i'm late but i haven't even started yet. my life: i wake up at dawn. i got my shiny black pants, and my anti-nike sneakers on. bop shoe wadda. bop bop sho...

It's common sense in my room I can feel the love around me I can feel the cheeks on my hands And my legs can feel them too It's common sense in this room I can't feel that bed beneath me It took five thousand years And after five years It's gone away, it was g...

In the mountains of Norway, where the weather is cold, there's not much to do, except kill each other, and play guitars in the snow Corpse paint, which is a scary name for make-up is what they wear, They'd resemble Ink and Dagger, if Ink and Dagger had lon...

meatball bouncing around and around you can hear the sound of my head moving side to side jump in my car we can go for a ride all over town you can hear the sound of my head bobley bobley i'm a meatball i'm a meatball meatball look at me so fat hey i like my b...

This year Halloween fell on a weekend, and me and the ghetto boys were trick-or-treating, robbing little kids for bags, until an old man got behind our ass Hey it's halloween and my mind is playing tricks on me, I said hey it's halloween god damn homie, my mi...

Josh Mills, You're a goddamn genius and a motherfucking idiot But I can never stay mad because I'm forever in your stupid debt The top six inventions in the twenty-hundred time I was sad, but now i'm fine fine fine We're not shining up shit, we're coating...

So, tell me... How many scoops you think they put in that? And what do you call a spoon that's like a spoon but it's flat? I bumped into a grocery store and I made the earthquake. All the while, with my breath, I'm increasing the size of my milkshake. I have n...

[Originally by Dead Milkmen] My life is easy My life ain't hard I spend all day in my fucking back yard I ain't go not money and I don't care My parents let me use their credit cards I ain't got nowhere to go so I'm moving on the street see people say...

I see you on the street as you walk on by You make me wanna hang my head down and cry If you gave me half a chance you'd see My desire burning inside of me But you choose to look the other way I've had to work much harder than this For something I want...

Hey man, Lets chart a new horizon, before summer becomes fall. I don't want to think of money or the scary shape the world is in. No jock infested basketball. And you wonder why we laugh laugh laugh at your lives, and you wonder why we bike ride. There are...

I sit at rittenhouse park and see a guy from time cycle give the finger to a passing motorist and it kind of makes me smile this is the city of brotherly love and crime and we only bombed our own city once, one time I'll show you around the city and where yo...

Wall to wall, floor to cieling. I know, I know. My head's gone vertical. My bed's gone vertical. It's not symbolic. We're talking literal. One box. New Zealand. Australia. Philadelphia. West coast of America. Louis, Darren, this is what you get when my shit...

i joined a gym, although its not punk at all, but i gotta look good and lower my cholesterol. there's one girl i want to notice me. i'll have a slightly better chance if my body is buff you see. i'm being obsessive, B-E obsessive. her name is enya, for h...

I was fighting the mold in my bowl with my pee, when a thought popped into my brain. If all of us hated high school so much, why was nothing ever changed? So i called brian up, with my plan that's red hot. It was a private institution in the name of punk-rock....

Lets set the north pole on fire! Here we go! Barbeque, softshoe, living in an igloo Cookin' up chicken wings, creating a meaty, beefy stew Charcoal, one goal, grilled fish to perfection The feast that I’m gonna make, could cause a huge erection Building wit...

You're so leftist. You're so for peace. You hate the death penalty, but love it in the middle east. Don't know the facts, Just catch phrase words. No different than the nazi boneheads, the other side got to you first. Critical thinking? No thanks, not at all....

i remember where i was just a year ago today. a different classroom, but it seemed the exact same way. i walked in and out and down to the shore. now that i think about it for a while, it was a year ago the day before. i'll sit back bundled up, i'll sit...

I see your bad hand its in front of me take your.. now you pay the kitty I see your bad hand We got it We got the trump You slide your card face down on the table to match my high, nice try you are unable cause this is tripoley man this is the showdown yeah th...

With a fellow I run a record label and its name is File-13 He's a tall dark Arkansas-ian motherfucker and I couldn't say for sure if he actually likes me I guess it's possible I nag too much and I get inside his head he does make me laugh in his own special wa...

From Antartica to the polar caps try to fit a big orb on a little flat map I'm not going to drive this time I love Greenland when it's Africa's size North is not up and East is not right except for MIlwaukee Wisconsin that night I know what it feels like to b...

[Originally by Fugazi] I am a patient boy I wait I wait I wait I wait My time is water down a drain Everybody's moving, everybody's moving Everybody's moving, moving, moving, moving Please don't leave me to remain [Chorus] In the waiting room I don't wa...

[spoken:] ever hear the right wing crazies talk about the jewish conspiracy. and how the jews run the media, and they have all the money, and they pretty much dominate the world. no, well i've heard of it and that would pretty much leave one day of the year wh...

[Originally by Misfits] We walk the streets and night we go where eagles dare they pick up every movement we pick up every loser they did it as a creature you think that we really care, lemme tell ya something I ain't no god damn son of a bitch yeah you bett...

Dave Mandell, I'm disappointed. Your life can't be so disappointing. It's Saturday night all night, let's get out. Out on the streets, the city is calling. It's you and me, and Mike makes three, and we all know what we're doing. It's not enough to say you...

you took em by surprise, you roll those crazy eyes, like the letter, the things inside your head i can't make up my mind, you know that that's a lie i really have no decision to be amde you took me by surprise you took me by surprise and then you amde...