Anal Trump

Thousands were cheering. Arabs tailgating. Yelling and dancing. New Jersey? Sad! 

They run Uber! They run Health care! All I know is what’s on the Internet. Jewish Mafia! 

Blood coming out of her wherever! 

You're disgusting! You're disgusting! I'm outta here! 

If you ask me very nicely I might just allow you folks to Build my wall and then pay for it. Yeah, I'm just that kinda guy! 

Acting like the wife! 

Grab Them! By The pussy! Grab Them! See a pussy, grab a pussy! Grab Them! By The pussy! Grab it! Cool! 

Pure PC! Total shit! Do whats white! A disgrace! It's no good! Hide that face! Really? Put Harriet Tubman's face on food stamps! 

All I've said and All Ive done and You've STILL not given thanks! 

Twenty-Five Thousand Limp wristed pansies. Man up, pussies! I Like The Soldiers Who DON'T Get Captured! 

If Ivanka weren't my daughter, I'd be Totally Macking on that Hot piece of Trumpiliciousness! 

I feel wonderful! So great! So good! I'm, like, really fantastic. Big league! Just The best. I'm in astonishingly excellent health! 

Fancy MacBook. Sissy glasses. Decaf Latte. Chiseled asses. He thinks he's cool just cause he can read. Cooper! 

Make America great a-fucking-gain! 

It isn't fair! 

Look at that kid! Now, that's why Stern and I say My daughter is a piece of ass. 

I love the ladies! 

Patrol the polls! Watch the polls! They're rigged, anyway! Poll watcher. 

Just Ask! So Dumb! Poor people are too stupid to get a loan from their parents. Dummies! Poor people are too stupid to just ask mom and dad. 

PTSD Is Gay 

Roberto Gómez Bolaños as El Chavo. 

You know what He did well? Killed terrorists. He did that so good! Didn't read their rights. They didn't talk. They were terrorists. Over! Iraq is Harvard for terrorism. 

Stay In your pens! Write what I tell you! You're all traitors for the JewSA! 

Confiscate them! NO COATS! Throw 'em out into the cold! 

There's my Homeboy! There's my Main Man! YO! Did you see that Latest Madea movie? BOI! Can I touch your hair? Look at my African-American over here! 

Hey, Hispanics! YO, Hispanics! Love your culture. You know what tho? Trump Tower has the fucking Best taco bowls on this earth! 

You Gotta Treat Em Like Shit.